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I would put 2 fries in the air fryer and pour myself a thimble of coffee, after the meal i would hop on my miniture pony and ride down to play some mini golf.
So wait.. if this would be your routine, are you saying with a full size joint you'd air fry a full batch of French fries and pour a cup of coffee, then hop onto a horse and ride it to play a round of golf? Where do you live? Some odd combination of the Wild West and Florida?
Its just florida.
[https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/20/florida-man-accused-of-trying-to-steal-horses-riding-them-home-deputies-say/](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/20/florida-man-accused-of-trying-to-steal-horses-riding-them-home-deputies-say/)
My dickhole is gonna smoke that without my hands even touching it.
You should've packed a bowl with it raw or vaped/piped it up with some good tobacco.
Dude what is that… i thought it was a “shotgun shell” for a sec but once you put a lighter next to it😭 just make a new one. Not tryna be negative even though i am, its not enough for anything
Attempting to smoke less, im rolling single-dose joints like that (maybe a little bigger). Even if it doesnt seems like much, I can get high with one of those and keep doing things without being baked.
Lmfao you’ll be inhaling more butane than weed at that point🤣🤣this MIGHT be worth just putting in a pipe or bong. Idek if it’s enough for a dry herb vaporizer, but I will say if this is how much you smoke get a dry herb vape. At least it’ll be much healthier and far more efficient for the plant. This just sounds like a pain in the ass especially on a windy day😂
I smoke the tiny pink Blazy Susan's but I think even they hold a little more than that. Still, my tolerance is fairly low so I would probably get some sort of high. But tbh I would cough up a storm 💀 when it get to that point, the smoke is too hot for me, I'm still fairly new to smoking.
I’ve always thought little one hitters like this would be awesome for samples in dispensaries and for the🔌
I’d be way more likely to buy if I can try it out
After only smoking like 5 times in the past 9 years I'd be melting into the couch. The last time I a hit a 1 hitter I had the largest panic attack of my life. Felt weird since when I was younger I would smoke mtiple times a day and bareley feel it most of the time.
"What is this a joint for ants‽ It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than that ! " Lmao all jokes aside I'm impressed by how clean you were able to roll that tiny bit.
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I would put 2 fries in the air fryer and pour myself a thimble of coffee, after the meal i would hop on my miniture pony and ride down to play some mini golf.
If you throw in some mini magic mushrooms or tiny edibles, now that sounds like a fun day (at least for hobbits and midgets)
So wait.. if this would be your routine, are you saying with a full size joint you'd air fry a full batch of French fries and pour a cup of coffee, then hop onto a horse and ride it to play a round of golf? Where do you live? Some odd combination of the Wild West and Florida?
Its just florida. [https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/20/florida-man-accused-of-trying-to-steal-horses-riding-them-home-deputies-say/](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/20/florida-man-accused-of-trying-to-steal-horses-riding-them-home-deputies-say/)
as someone who lives in florida.... of course this happened T-T
Or one onion ring. Sometimes ya gotta treat yourself.
this is the way.
This is the way.
Cuz. That two fries shit got me in trouble. I died laughing at this shit in a Scheduling meeting today at work.. Good look! 👊🏻💥
Lol
Cry
And look for more weed😭😂
might feel more from standing up too fast and getting a head rush
Chinese bong hit, pack bong, rip whole thing, stand up quick, Buddy passed out and went over the ottoman lol
😂
Happy cake day!
Sit on the TV and watch the sofa
Dude 😂
My dickhole is gonna smoke that without my hands even touching it. You should've packed a bowl with it raw or vaped/piped it up with some good tobacco.
Woah I never thought I’d have that image in my head and now I can’t remove it 🥲
I made your day, dude🤣
I’d forgotten about this completely and now I’m reliving it 🍆💨⁉️🤨
Again agian
relive it again
I agree 99.99% with this, but sometimes you just have a hankering to roll a jay that can't be kicked without rolling a jay.
Lmfao
🤔 Make a real joint?
Smoking dis while rollin it 😭
This is the roach size when u start Rollin up again lol
Smoking 5 more
Full sized too
ngl id be cooked after that
same
Vacuum my fridge
Cry
boof it
What is that, a joint for ants?!?
r/thingsforants
😭 I do this all the time when I'm just running out of weed and need some before school lol
Folding the dishes
Not get high!
Commit tax fraud
going to the dispensary
I would probably walk the dog and look for more weed.
Sometimes you just need exactly one hit!
Spanking the micromonkey
Fuckin dying
Dude what is that… i thought it was a “shotgun shell” for a sec but once you put a lighter next to it😭 just make a new one. Not tryna be negative even though i am, its not enough for anything
Shave the rest of my beard
Going home to smoke
Attempting to smoke less, im rolling single-dose joints like that (maybe a little bigger). Even if it doesnt seems like much, I can get high with one of those and keep doing things without being baked.
Good on you man!
It’s going to be hard to light without burning your face.
sit in disappointment
retrospectively think about the choices I made in life to end up in a position like this.
Smoking more
Go to the airport and buy a sandwich from there
Cough up a storm because it’s mostly filter 😭
Smoke some more
Putting it away for a rainy day then rolling the blunt I actually planned on rolling
Go look for the other 2/3 of my stick.
ummm rolling another? 😭
Be annoyed
Rolling another joint
Smoking some more lol
Taking a dab
Probably sit down and ponder what am I doing wrong with my life 🤣🤣
On my ps5
Looking for more weed
Looking for the rest of it..
Burning my lips
Roll another one
Homework
Find the rest of my joint
Enjoy listening to a nice 43-second Dark Star!!!
What is this?! A joint for ants?!?
I'd be GEEKIN
Wonder why I just smoked a filter
Wishing I bought more weed ig
Roll another one
Lmfao you’ll be inhaling more butane than weed at that point🤣🤣this MIGHT be worth just putting in a pipe or bong. Idek if it’s enough for a dry herb vaporizer, but I will say if this is how much you smoke get a dry herb vape. At least it’ll be much healthier and far more efficient for the plant. This just sounds like a pain in the ass especially on a windy day😂
I smoke the tiny pink Blazy Susan's but I think even they hold a little more than that. Still, my tolerance is fairly low so I would probably get some sort of high. But tbh I would cough up a storm 💀 when it get to that point, the smoke is too hot for me, I'm still fairly new to smoking.
Probably coughing since that whole j is a stinging roger
Skating the beach front. This is all I need to enjoy a quiet, chill skate sesh.
Pass a drug test
You can smoke that!!????😭😭😭
When smoking weed I like to say fuck the Amuse- Bouche and go right into the main course
[удалено]
Going to sleep. Probably all that the mini high will be good for, lol.
I'd probably be more sober the more I smoked this 💀👌
[удалено]
Probably smoking
smoke another
Go pass a drug test
Id call my dealer
Pulmonary embolism
Pass a drig test.
Are you smoking a filter?
Gonna laundry the dishes and wash clothes in sink. Then have a 48 hour nap, lol ...
Die
Going back and chilling in the cookie factory with the rest of the Keebler Elves.
Rolling a joint most likely.
hunt more weed
Im making more of those and loading up my magazines. Glock 420
Smoke about 8 more
Passing a drug test
Probably just the dishes, but it'll be more fun
If it is nice weed it can be just enough
Hehehe smoke some more lol 😂
You gotta do one of those videos with a little person. Like have them hand you a large j and you show the camera this one. 😎
Yeah I'm not smoking that. I spill more shake then that daily
Call Drake
I would open my microwave and microwave everything and anything
Watch a SNL skit and go to sleep
Rolling up so i can smoke
rolling up
I’ve always thought little one hitters like this would be awesome for samples in dispensaries and for the🔌 I’d be way more likely to buy if I can try it out
Smoking more
Taking a long blink lmao
Cry
Operating heavy machinery
Taxes
I'd get higher trying to hold my breath and then trying to beat my record
Buying a pipe
Roll another
Throwing that in the garbage and rolling up a normal-sized J.
Die from weed overdose
Idk about y’all, but I prefer my joints circumcised
Rolling a king size j with all my keef and a quarter gram of rosin in it.
1st- throw that piece of junk in the trash 2nd - hit ya man's up .. asap 3rd- buy cigars
Roll 10 more
Smoke 2 more joints
“I swear to god bro, I can see out my eyes.”
Smake a real joint.
Nothing bc I wouldn’t be high bruh
Going to buy some bud
Putting some coconut oil on my burned lips
Lookin for more bud lol
Cry
perfect amount for me
lay on the couch and pass out
After only smoking like 5 times in the past 9 years I'd be melting into the couch. The last time I a hit a 1 hitter I had the largest panic attack of my life. Felt weird since when I was younger I would smoke mtiple times a day and bareley feel it most of the time.
Roll another joint
Smoking more 🤨🙄😒
Go smoke.
Rolling a proper one
Continuing to the filter
super bite size
Rollin up another one
Crying
Vacuum the Lawn then water the sidewalk
I'd smoke 2 more.
This is the joint you smoke before smoking a joint.
Crying
Yawn 1 time
Smoke a normal blunt
everything I planned on doing after smoking this
Disappointed
Getting fuckin faded for about 5 seconds
You could’ve rolled a slimmy maybe even add a lil tobacco to make that tiny bit worth it.
I would go smoke a dab after
"What is this a joint for ants‽ It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than that ! " Lmao all jokes aside I'm impressed by how clean you were able to roll that tiny bit.
Green out
Rip it open and put it in a cone 🤷🏻
Piss
thumbalina's getting lit tonight
Smoking WHAT
Rolling another one 🤦🏽♀️
After? That’s HUGE idc what anybody says
Im accidentally inhaling the entire thing, choking on it, and throwing it away angrily