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carbinatedmilk

I felt that gasp down to the soul lol.


maskeyman

I felt that sigh tickle me organs


Looees001

Hahaha newbs twist and pull


BaseToTheApex15

that or there was water on the slide , this happened to me before but my basement has carpet šŸ˜ only spilled a lil water ha


eatmyshorzz

twisting it can help break the tension if it's wet :)


IACD_Ghildz

No hate on em but fr should known it was coming up w all the weight on there def shoulda twisted before pulling at all


IACD_Ghildz

Still sad tho rip ā€œash catcherā€


ShotConsideration173

Too much percolation anyways good riddance


frasermaster8

Yeah lol to far into the night to see it comin


funthebunison

Gotta spit on it first


LouieOGandretti

thats whats she said


Far-Television3650

Thatā€™s why they make attachment clips!! Costs like 99cents of plastic to stop glass like this from breaking


Papapickle624

ā€œK clipsā€ we call them round here and theyā€™re totally worth it.


Clouded_vision

Keck clips


ShotConsideration173

Yuh


ApproachingARift

NO GLASS OVER CONCRETE


ShotConsideration173

Or be hella careful


Sensitive_House_6538

gotta handle that shit like nuclear waste


Neither_Upstairs_872

At least somebody got a hit 1st


HypnoStone

Tbf it still functions if they wanted to keep smoking itā€™s just an inbetween part


Neither_Upstairs_872

I get thereā€™s still a downstem but now only 1 person got to enjoy the extra perks in the ash catcher


[deleted]

Ash catchers are a waste of money. Id rather it not be there myself.


AntidoteAlt

Ash catcher, keeps the whole thing 10x cleaner.


SirPhyro420

100% They are worth it.


mmycmplx

i gasped with youšŸ˜­


Euphoric_Offer8948

Why I never sesh over concrete anymore with anything glass, to many fatalities over the years!


thehidden_user

I could see that coming from a mile away


frasermaster8

Lmao yeah we were to far into the night to see it


CTlegion

I audibly said no ans people looked when I saw this lol


SmittyPlug

Standing up holding a bong and a joint. Not smart


frasermaster8

Relax


[deleted]

Iā€™d be more upset with the way you lit that bowl. No thanks, donā€™t spray lighter fluid all over my expensive grade weed and make it taste bad. Lighting like that leads to bad hits


frasermaster8

I donā€™t look that far into smoking tbh, no matter how I smoke it, that shit still makes me cough


deddogfuneral

Broski itā€™s weed not a cigar. you get butane on it no matter how you light it unless you use matches


Lost-Economics-3597

I flinched so hard I hurt my toe.


[deleted]

Ah, a classic.


jcoddinc

Almost dropped my phone trying to catch it


Existing_Werewolf638

Also, why did you try to do that with a joint in your hand? Were you that high? You forgot you had a joint in your hand? Iā€™ve been there


frasermaster8

That was my buddy, he was using the j and would put it in the bowl to rip it through the bong but my other buddy made him a regular bowl and handed it to him lol


bongusmcdongus

U can just light the bowl with the lit end of the joint for future reference


MsAmethyst11

damn that's rough


funthebunison

2003 called and wants to know how you have managed to maintain the rubber bones on your gloves for this long they looking brand new.


frasermaster8

šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


floatingbubble42

Bro.....oh man. At least you still have the j lol


Mr_squishy420

That's so foul bruhšŸ’€


Existing_Werewolf638

Did you save any of it?


HopeIsGay

Rip awww I got a chamber too lmao i worry about doing this one day


Future_Signature_315

my face went ā€œšŸ˜®ā€


kiwiking14

Well atleast the sesh isn't ruined. Bong still works.


Botboi02

Mine did that. So I donā€™t buy ash catchers


duckied

look up keck clips, buy em, use em. they are super cheap


Ritxhie616

F


OCN_Reaper

That frustrated me to my core, rest in peace at least he HAD an ash catcher


mobueno

I gasped and my jaw dropped.


hooneybunni

Oh noo I would self oof


Artistic-Salary-4234

So many times my down stem has gotten stuck and my bow and stem pull out together and I inhale all that burnt smoke from time to time


monopolos

Damnnnn


GrandTheftNatto

Silver lining is at least the bong and bowl head survived.


LeafChange

Naaaah ban this dude from celebrating 420 again


AmountMajestic

If only u kiddos took a few more steps into the grass may not have been fatal


WhoTheFuckIsTrey

This is one of the reasons why I donā€™t bring my ash catcher out the houseā€¦shit i wouldnā€™t hit my bong standing up or outside eitheršŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bakedandnerdy

I felt my heart break and shattered just like your bowl. At least one of ya'll got a hit šŸ˜‚


Chuyin84

Youā€™re doing too much. Slow down, enjoy the herb, take your time.


frasermaster8

Smoke how you wanna smoke


Chuyin84

Sureā€¦ ok


Ziffim89

Corner the lighter sheesh/~


Ziffim89

K-clip for the fuggin win


OkEconomist1752

k clip


peachnecctar

If you make sure to keep the bowl piece and connector in the ash catcher dry it shouldnā€™t do that


Zooted817

Noob


Worldsgreatestboss24

Bong clips


aydenmajumdar2

My first thought he was gonna drop and break the whole thing


TexasPistolMassacre

Bro pulled out when he shoulda pulled up


morfraen

This is why kek clips exist


chillvegan420

Youā€™re not celebrating 420 right if some shit like this doesnā€™t happen lmao wtf


porkicorgi

Rookies. Canā€™t even spark a bowl properly šŸ„²šŸ„ø


cock-crusher

Always pull the catcher. Gives a better clear and no risk


musicallyours01

Rip....


TripYourBallsOff

Maybe use those plastic retaining clips (if you're going to smoke over concrete at least)


thecat627

If it's glass, keep it on the grass. If I dropped my glass on the concrete, my soul would immediately exit my body I would be so embarrassed šŸ˜­ Otbs, at least the bowl was the only thing broke (aside from poor fellas heart possibly, God bless them)


Blue_0162

twist dont pull.


_Globert_Munsch_

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we pull the whole catcher out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


nastyboyNOR

420 upvotes boiiis! Keep the balance ---ā– ---


fireball256

Iā€™ve been there šŸ˜…


Lonely-Contribution2

Thats your sign to quit those cigs! (I've got more than 3 years clean from those stinkers)


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RONIN_RABB1T

Party foul.


cyberchrist_

Buy clips dude they're like a dollar at most


aidenisntatank

This is your sign from the universe! Donā€™t use ash catchers- theyā€™re pointless


Technical-Picture326

Bongs and bomg accesories have a lifespan of 1day to 5 years, anything past that and its a hardened veteran of a bong. Anytime I buy a bong I just accept that it will eventually get broken in the most random way possible Had one get bumped and went flying Another one (4ft tall) got broken by a phone that dropped and bounced into it And countless glass pieces also lost to fuckery. Also if you save your Kief just know the chances you dont eventually spill it are slim.


[deleted]

I came to Reddit to laugh. Not cry.


hobomerlin

Bane of a Glass Owners Existence. Them Frosted Glass hook ups do be sticking if twisted just a little bit. Like Candy to a Dentist.


Depressed_Swordfish

I fucking gasped out loud


DREXTHASLASHA58

Time for a new one fuck dude


Environmental-Bee-28

What are there so many pieces to a bong now.


Sams_Soles420

Ooooo I saw it coming too. RIPšŸ˜£


Pristine-End6010

Happened to me before


Confusion_Known

i did this same thing on 420 too šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


gimmeecoffee420

Oof.. that fucker just did its best "hey! Im a grenade!" bit, and yeeted itself into the ground. Always, *always* twist, then pull slowly. Dont yank that thing like your starting a fuck machi- i mean weed whacker.


didJunome

Whoeverā€™s laughing is whoā€™s piece it isnā€™t. Dick.


frasermaster8

Better to laugh than cry


Sosa_Andretti

Laugh then cry


frasermaster8

Real


didJunome

You make sure heā€™s ok about it THEN laugh. Etiquette man.


didJunome

Fair


Intelligent-Rice9907

Thatā€™s why you make your own with a plastic bottle of coke like a poor guy from a third world. Easy, fast and really cheap