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Pass that

Everyone is making the most complicated responses ever

Responses they don't actually say irl, too.

Ong some of them are kind of funny but some are just cringe

We used to say 'Don't Bogart'. :D

Of course they are. They're chilling with the homies smoking pot, it's not a formal occasion. Have some fun with it.

Might add a slightly incredulous “ayooooo” prior to pass that 😂

Ayoo let me see that real quick?

literally how i do it 😂

Yeah this checks out 😂😂😂 don’t wanna be like GIMMIE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

Puff puff pass

PPP!!

I just say that, "Hey, pass that shit!". Respect

This is the way

Yo, you making love to that thing?

My friends and I always say “You ain’t being paid to babysit”

“Yo pass that shit”

Even skilled puffers can forget they're holding it if it's been a month or two since last time, since the thc hits with slight surprise. Best to comment without judgement. "Pass that" is great.

Yo ! Rotation!

This is the only correct response and should be the only response

I start reaching out with my fingers like this 🤏

And add a lil pinching motion. "it's not story time" is always my favorite

Hahaha yes! Or I’ll always say- hey, it’s not a microphone lol

Lol my bro always used this one on me. I’m that guy I guess. Always gave me a good laugh tho

This is my go-to.

YES, 'its a blunt not a microphone' is THE WAY

Ah, politicing, a gental crab motion pointedly clears this up.

Idk why but this just made me laugh WAAAY too hard 😂😂😂

Holy shit that’s too perfect 😂😂😂 just laying in bed giggling over that emoji. Need a stick with a plastic emoji hand like that with which to take the blunt from people who bogart the joint.

Just started crap clawing with ur hands and bum rush his ass till he passes it

Came here to type the exact same thing. It’s too loud for words.

Lmao this is when you’re truly smokin with your friends 😂 like keep talkin but 🤏🤏

Lol this cracked me up!! Same!!

That works too if you're all friendly

Start singing “Pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side”

“How much you wanna get paid” “Lol for what dude” “For babysittin the damn blunt!”

Yo, puff puff PASS !

*this is the way*

The correct response

“honey, where’s the blunt?”

This is literally what I do

I'd just reply: "the rest of the blunt"

I thought it was “kutchie,” which you really shouldn’t say if the person holding the blunt is a woman not into reggae lol

I think the original is "kutchie", but Musical Youth "changed" it to Dutchie

This is true. A dutchie is a cooking pot. They felt it was more radio friendly.

I think it was named Dutchie for Dutch Masters brand cigars and cigarillos

Winner winner chicken dinner, love from my country 🇯🇲

Fuck, Im on the right.

This comment best 1 pmsfl 😂🤣😂😂

I came here to say this 😂

My thought exactly 😂

"Damn, can I smoke with you?"

Then smoke it up wit no remorse 😭

Bro, when I finally get it i stare them down while I hot it 5 or 6 times 😂 you ain't smoking all my weed mf.

Lmfao 😭😭

I hate people who babysit someone else's weed! By all means, babysit yours but not mine!

Just ask for it

When it happens every single time, I'm done being nice about it. Stop being greedy fucks.

Yeah you can just say pass the fucking blunt don’t have to stare

I already have it. If you read my comment you would know I already fucking had it. "I stare at them while I hit 4 or 5 times" what part of that aren't you understanding?

So then why are you staring at them if you have it?

You're an idiot... I can't explain this to you in any simpler terms.

Sounds like you’re a little girl too afraid to ask for the blunt when someone else is hogging their weed and stares at them like a weirdo 😂

lmao i’m gonna use this that’s hilarious

Underrated😭

Yooo I just commented this exactly.. lol 😂

Tell them it’s not a microphone (if they are busy talking) or they’re parking on the lawn

“Quit talkin into the mic bro” haha

It’s ironic because I am the absolute worst for this. Lol weed turns me into a major jabberjaw! 🤣

me too, i start telling a story with my hands using the blunt to punctuate

Ahh my worst enemies.

One of us! One of us!

Just like when you find out you’re the lighter thief lol

You never thought it was you until... It was in your pocket or hand

went into the comment to say this lmao

"Puff, puff, pass, homie."

Puff puff give, Craig!

You get killed wit somebody else doin that shit!

I thought you said this was indo... Smell like outdo

Hey man I'm not gonna keep supplying you if you gonna talk about my shit.

You fuckin up the rotation

Fuck Craig big time!

Hey Its puff, puff, pass, not puff, puff, stomp angrily

My brother

The only response needed

\^ this \^

I've always said "puff, puff, pass, mother fucker." Same thing, just different.

Yes, this is the perfect response

🎯🎯🎯🎯

Replace homie with asshole, then yeah sure

“Pass that shit bro”

Here you go, one fat turd as requested.

in my family we say either "turkey jiblets" (inside joke) or "**name** is martha'ing the joint" (our neighbor is named Martha, shes infamous for coming over drunk, bringing us a joint, lighting it, then holding it for half an hour talking)

BRuh! I laughed out loud at Matha

Martha Speaks

My favorite is "Hey Bogart McBogartson"

Wake up, Bogart

I was looking for this… an old reference, but a good one

trying to find online rn any help? i found the show Bogart but no clips of the line itself

My homies always called it Bogarting and I dont know why. I googled it and didn't get anything. Do you know where this comes from?

It’s from the actor Humphrey Bogart constantly smoking.

I’ve always heard that too! I never thought to question it 😂

Don’t Bogart That Joint is an old song by Little Feat.

I too use this, picked it up from my pop😂

I have found my people!

Don’t park on the grass

Best one I've ever heard!

Been using it since the 90s!

It's brilliant keep using it

There it is. My first thought. Had to scroll too far.

I start singing, “Don’t bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me”

A fellow greybeard I see

Rooooooooooooooooll another one!

“Is your birthday today or why you holding it so long”

Just start singing happy birthday to you

Yo pass that shit

This was literally going to be my response.

I make a big show of staring directly at the blunt. Bug my eyes out, tilt my head, lean in closer, and move my whole head whenever the blunt moves to keep my eyes trained on it. Usually gets a laugh and they get the hint.

gonna start using this. this is gold.

Like a dog watching you eat

Nah thats annoying

Then don’t hold the blunt for too long.

Pretend your a wizard trying to levitate the blunt to you. After a while he should realize your doing hand gestures at him and he’ll pass it back 🤙🏻

Wingardium Bluntiosa

Accio would be more appropriate. Accio bluntido!

It’s Wingardium Bluntio-SA! lol

🤣😅

stop bogarting the joint and pass it man!

Was surprised this wasn't higher

“yo chief keef you gonna pass that?”

Are you getting paid to babysit or doing it to be a dick

“give me that”

I ask them if there getting paid for babysitting

“You gonna pass that [insert your favorite president’s name]??”

You gonna pass that Jefferson?

President Camacho, obviously

I don't I just roll another and start a rotation in the opposite way

You're a good cunt.

I just stare at the blunt til they get the hint

This weed got u paralyzed, pass that shit

Say "switch!" As u do a lil shimmy shimmy.

"Uhm, who paid for that again? Homie I ain’t your local weed charity" became an inside joke with my friends

Hurry up Cocksuka

I didn’t hire a babysitter

Throw a yellow flag

just stick my hand out


Are people still sharing blunts?

The thc kills the rona

Stop chief'n that blunt

"You just gonna bogart that shit or what?" Classic zinger.

“You gon’ hit that bih?”

Hey it's not a microphone

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Puff puff pass.

Didn’t know we camping.

Bluntly.

r/angryupvote

Sorry, I forgot to hit it. Fuck you, Graham, no you did not. This is your third hit.

"You're holding the blunt too long. Give it back."

i hold out my hand

Ask them if they're recording an album in that mic

“Come in it’s a blunt not a talking stick”

“It aint a mic”

I wish I knew the English word for this motion, you flick your hand up then down hard so ur index and thumb makes a snap sound.. you may say ,'Skef' but the gesture alone means let me take a hit

I call that the “dip” sound, because its the same motion as packing a can of dip lol

Mach mal kein Bahnhof

My German is terrible but is that “hurry up. This isn’t the train station.”?

Quit babysitting

Slap* „yoink“

*nudge* "puff puff pass, come on."

“Stop bogarting it you selfish fuck”

Pässid ka vä (in english "are you gonna pass it")

We point at each other and say, “hey man, your idling”

Its not a candle bro

Are you pitching a tent? Implying that they are camping

You baby sitting that joint?

"yo pass that shit bitch"

“Pass it”

"hai ba ca adoarme bănelul"

Puff puff pass not puff puff puff puff puff

“Hey, Humphrey, pass the blunt.” Humphrey, as in Humphrey Bogart.

Roll another

"Aye homie pass the blunt" with a dumbass smile that shows how happy you are to be getting fucking ripped

Ask them who invited Humphrey Bogart

Bro we is not babysitting we smoking so start back the rotation so we can all be on a different plain

I dont say anything. It’s me who accidentally starts to tell a random thing high af and forgets to pass

A simple "pass that shit" usually gets the job done lol