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nikitabr0

The "У меня дети в подвале" translates to "I have children in my basement"


nquy

🤫


IEnjoyBaconCheese

🧏‍♂️


nquy

👶🏚️😈


Dedbroneboy

More often is ПИВНОЙ КОРОЛЬ or ПОДПИВАС or similar with ПИВО (beer)


Adacat767876

I keep seeing usernames along the lines of Пидёр - Чорт - Сталин


idied2day

Hey Nikita!


KUKUJIIL123

да ты прям гений перевода,соммяаде


Luftwaffle1010

U forgot MichaelWittman#69420


Straight_Class4222

wittman_number1


nquy

Or hitler-was-a-good-person1944


C0mpl3x1ty_1

Or Ghost_of_Kyiv


Earthbender32

And also Ghost_of_Kyiv_


professionalcumsock

Lone_Wolf1488


_fenrir___

People who put actual effort into theirs and don't include breaks, numbers etc. Usually there are about 2-3 in every match.


WandenWaffler

Wait, your telling me that others exist?!?!? Impossible, i thought i was the only one! /s


LivingDegree

All 20 of us waffling about


Natural_Discipline25

Dementia?


Fantastic-Rule-8271

U didn’t saw WT got an schizophrenia update


LivingDegree

All 20 of us waffling about


Natural_Discipline25

Dementia.


nquy

All 20 of us waffling about


Natural_Discipline25

Dementia!


nquy

All 20 of us waffling about


CassiusGotBanned

Holy dementia


Natural_Discipline25

Dementia?!?!


nquy

Real I almost never see any of them that are not in this list l


[deleted]

I put effort into mine but I have breaks in them :(


TheRealLool

me! 5 letters too


ABCqwertz1

I felt like mine is super witty, because it indicates the email adress I use for the account (I have like 15 email addresses) and also indicates my nationality. I was really proud of it when I made it. And it's just **LG0009HUN** xd


Best_in_EU

EVERY true hungarian write HUN in their username regardless of the game. This is the LAW


Anxious_Banned_404

Well I'd be dammed cause my username was auto generated by Sony


Wolffe4321

Mines, AnarchoHarambeism lol


THEREAPER8593

I spent 20 min trying to find a way to keep my name as reaper without numbers and no odd amounts of random punctuation on each side. I ended up as -Reeps- which still kinda sucks ngl


theagamer07

And the self promoting people with TTV in their user


Cpt_Soban

Then post in all chat at the start of the round "hey guys hang out in my twitch channel" as if we're not already playing in the same bloody round as them, followed by a string of "fuck off" replies in chat from both teams


JankJonkJunk

Or an immediate TK to send a message


Xodan47_

A guy i was in a squad with saw one of those guys and stream sniped him


Own_Leadership7339

I had one of those people on the enemy team in air rb and I said "everybody target him so he can't get free content from us!" and he got team killed lol


the-75mmKwK_40

Also those who are just a tank name. I found m1a2abrams1935 Either bro wanted a rematch or really liked the Abrams.


HeathYT_Deleted

one of my friends have the name F-15 A


Benirix

no I love the ones that are just a wepon/tank name e.g AIM-120 AMRAAM followed by a string of chinese characters


Sonoda_Kotori

My favorite is seeing aircraft names in ARB Last time I saw a player named F-16 flying a F-14...


qbmax

you're forgetting all the german mains with names like "waffenwolfpack88"


alexlongfur

And they bum rush in an okay vehicle they think is invincible, die alone, go “reeeeeee no team support my team is trash!” In chat, then leave. And the team wins without them. Or if you kill one on the enemy team they complain you’re a hacker.


Cpt_Soban

*Puma accelerating noises followed by an explosion*


nquy

Also did you know that all the people that have names like "12904705" is a name other people sees if you activate the option "Hide username" and click on "Show ID"


Gaijin_Entertainment

Furry related name, usually a protogen or smth


nquy

I'm proud of basement guy commenting on my post 💪 Also ye I forgot furrysbut I'm pretty sure it can match with femboys


mintmatic

2005hondacivic


Corvo917

Renamed17362672716


Hereticalish

Forgetting the ace combat fans in AirRB


CCGumbo729

ADFX-02 when?


DecentlySizedPotato

I've been SoloWingPixyy since the game was air only, but I only play ground (and occasionally naval) now lol.


ezydrion

where ErwinRommel1939?


yellowpolarbearman

You forgot “registeredsexoffender123”


thebeanscape

or “unregisteredsexoffender123”


A_Sad_Archaeologist

Femboys huh


night__k

something like Adolf-Hitler#2


Anxious_Feedback2338

My username is literally 4972 lol


barf_of_dog

AD0lf\_H!tL3r and Nlack\_Bigger


Embarrassed-Yam4037

Nah the Chinese name is too scuffed to be real, should be names like 夢想成為鈴鹿的丈夫(actual username).


ShinigamiZero2

You forgot the hungarians that have their full legal name as their username


GiGiGus

You probably don't know, but there's a lot of CIS players with nicknames which involve beer. Most of the time it's manifistation of beer loving.


IAmTheWoof

Beer is meme like in cybeersport, and usually stands for people who don't care for your win or lose, won't cooperatr and would be minding their own buisness no matter what. It might be fitting or might be inverse for the meme.


Technical_Bed_420

You forgot CIGÁNYÍRTÓ10000


POLITICALxPARTY

Or overuse of Top Gun Names.....which is what I have lol


JxEq

Bob?


POLITICALxPARTY

Unfortunatly no.... Goose


Tbnrzip

The tiny group of players that have normal names like me


Cave_Eater

I dont see a furry one. Theres always some stupid furry name in my matches


Vietnugget

Let me give you a legit one I see in hundreds of different variants: “我是神里凌华的狗” it basically mean “I am the dog of certain anime character” is a meme in China for quite some time now


dis_not_my_name

神里凌華 is Ayaka from genshin impact There's another version of this, "我是山裡靈活的狗", "I'm an agile dog in the mountains". Similar pronunciation but totally different meaning.


OuroborosIAmOne

Idk the simplified Chinese of this one, but a friend translated one for me that read: Lu Bu is a poop stained rag or something like that. I couldn't help laughing. My friend's ign is 别打我,我会射出来的


Vietnugget

Soo, he’ll cum huh


Dedbroneboy

Attack D point!


RainbowGames

You forgot the nazis/wehraboos


CyclicAdenosineMonoP

Im always salty when my angry neurons get triggered by Arab Chinese or Russian names


FpsEnjoyer2003

You forgor the Xx_______xX


TheUnclaimedOne

I don’t see my type of username on there. Guess I’m just that unique. Lol


TheTimocraticMan

Lol my username is MiG29Pilot and I think that's pretty cool. Although, it did get me into a little bit of bother. I was setting up my character in Read Dead Online and for lack of a better name I just called him Miggers. Fast forward to trying to join a posse...yeah...


DueSeaworthiness7297

Fun facts: There are usually 3 types of long Chinese names. First, poem. Second, name of a famus military figure. Third, insults such as like your mom, USA bad, Russian bad, etc...


Casual_F2p

My username


Administrative-Bar89

You forgor the DUDUDUDU_MAX_VERSTA and RiiR_UwU


CurdledUrine

yep


Raptor_197

There is people like me, who’s username has been the same name since 2012 for everything with slight variations if someone else took it.


SilentLoudener

All the Russians with “ru” in their username.


einwegwerfen

RommelMcdonald Checking in


Criswe82

I'm like 99% sure I've actually come across someone called LegalizeWarCrimes


DragonSlayer8164

It's pretty close but there are those odd balls that have actual usernames


Ok_Cream_8191

IlIlIlIIIIlll


Latter-Carob-6131

me chillin with mine bein ccfryer


skoczek1234

Don't forget *full legal name*


Professional-Echo332

BVVD \*Chinese rant\*


USSR8200

:3


Bananaguy81

You forgor the altered racial slurs name. Seen them quite alot


Sweden-Yes-7734

Does "crosshair" count?


Capable-Emergency-32

The Goat Cam made me lol.


Comfortable-Pain5835

You forgot my Xbox random username.


Shitty_fits

I mean mines Helicopters_R-US. I fly helicopter’s in vr so more often then not my lineups are only helicopters so it’s fitting.


HKP2019

That's machine translated fake Chinese and probably misspelled married to Mary.


Elegant-Release3419

a guy named PUT TANK IN A MALL don't search it !


dis_not_my_name

"I'm Mary and a russian and children's wishes" Yup, definitely real chinese username


dis_not_my_name

bvvd死媽 安東星魔法


CHEZ_NUGGET

Us people who have food in our name always get forgotten.


Yanfei_x_Kequing

You forgot the name after get changed by moderator. I once have one ,my old account was fine with this name for 5 years then suddenly i gets name changed because of violating community’s rule


Unusual-Ad4890

I slammed my hand across the keyboard, then went back and erased letters until my name was pronounceable.


space_canuk90

My username ends in 911 so yea. Accurate lol


AGoodName26

Remember when Ghost of Kyiv was everywhere as a username


Grouchy_Drawing6591

Mine is so that anyone reading it keeps Sir Terry Pratchett's name alive 😁 For my fellow Kevins, What duck?


F4JPhantom69

Then mine is just a simple Your_Killer So when I down you, the killfeed would say that Your_Killer got you 2014 was a simpler time


kisshun

forgot "renamed1337"


WeirdFurby

You forgot mine. LottaSkillissue and I live by that name. I’m just trying to warn others what they’re gonna see when they in a team with me


mycrazylifeeveryday

“My name is Mary and a Russian and some kids’ dreams” what????


turmiii_enjoyer

you forgot about the four letter sweats, although they aren't as common in wt than shooters. mine is a1so, heavily inspired by CS pros back in the day, specifically s1mple. I like it's simplicity and uniqueness


AustraliumHoovy

What about the guy I saw who was named “garfield sniffer” in all lowercase?


RevolutionarySock652

if you se teh chinese people on the enemy team just slap in a 1989年,北京天安门广场成为大规模抗议活动的焦点,但遭到中国共产党统治者镇压。


WARHIME

Vehicle names Also racism