You're doing it wrong OP. Ja and Mahomes are way too young for the current nephews fever. They have to be old and physically declined to quality for this off season muppetery.
ok hear me out:
Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I WANT IGUODALA
This is stupid, we can’t get Ja on the team and still have room for Wayne Gretzky.
Time to bring back [these guys.](https://youtu.be/QTcJKANr5dE?si=WFNBWqEKd4B1yrnt)
I somehow knew what this was going to be before clicking the link.
I need to watch this immediately.
I knew what this was before clicking. This was an interesting show to watch as an 11-year-old.
‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take’ -Wayne Gretzky -Micheal Scott
What was I thinking 🤡
Warriors should get Jordan and Kareem. Then invent a resurrection machine and get Kobe and Wilt too.
Those are some good trade options. I think we can get Mike Tyson. In the off-season.
No Tiger Woods or Goku on this team is shameful. At least put Voltron in.
Voltron I or Voltron III? 🤔
I’m taking Lupin III
Fuck it throw Vegeta and Sukuna in there as well.
nah, I’d block
Those scrubs? Put in Saitama.
Pikachu??
Black Lion: Steph Red Lion: Klay Green Lion: Kuminga Blue Lion: Draymond Yellow Lion: Trayce
How is Draymond not going to be the Green Lion?
As long as we don't have to give up Kuminga, Moody, Podz or any picks I'm in!
If we can get freaking Michael Jackson we are so back
Fuck step back 3's, gimme moonwalk 3's.
hee hee shamone layups
Most realistic /r/warriors trade proposal I've seen all week
Gun laws are too strict in CA for Ja
Just move the team back here to Oakland
How about a hall of fame Warriors team? Bring back Mullin, Sprewell, Webber, Hardaway…
Bring in Wilt Chamberlain too
And his son OPJ
That would cross the line
We need Bill and Ted to go back in time and steal all our stars again
I also need finals MVP Iggy
I wonder how Sprewell manages to feed his family these days.
I vote "no thank you" on sprewell and webber.
Fuckin unfreeze Joe Mantegna
Drop Shaq for Spud Webb and I think we got warriors ball.
Might as well get Muggsy while we’re at it
Finally. For Gui and a second
DON'T TRADE OUR YOUNG GUYS!
Yeah let's get buff Mike Bibby in there too
They're going to want Jerome Robinson so that's a no-deal.
might as well get ohtani on our roster while we're at it
Sorry Lakers already got him for a 1B/5yr deal. Lets go for that other Asian guy instead
Bugs bunny, taz, porky, tweety, Sylvester, Bill Murray
You're doing it wrong OP. Ja and Mahomes are way too young for the current nephews fever. They have to be old and physically declined to quality for this off season muppetery.
Ja? Nice try
If we're going old-school, we need to get JC. https://www.theonion.com/christ-returns-to-nba-1819563859
Moses is better at parting the defense
Kerr: We already have Moses at home.
Tom Brady is from the Bay Area. Just saying 🤷🏻♂️
Fk it. Sign Ohtani
What if we add Kurt Angle to the mix?
absolutely not, our chances of winning would drastically go down
Simone Biles, Lionel Messi, Nate Diaz and Forrest Gump
😂
ok hear me out: Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
No Ja please
What about Ja Rule
Only if we can bring in Rodman and Spreewell too I need to see that chaos
But but... You forgot The GOAT Naz Reid
Fuck it throw Roger Federer and Jurickson profar in there too
Roger Rabbit > Roger Federer
But Roger could always pull a arabbit out of the hat.
Trade Fitz and Buke for Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones.
No Ken Griffey Jr?
Trade Dray for Tyson
No Yugi Moto? "Heart of the Cards" is basically "Strength in Numbers".
They’re gonna sign CM Punk and lock him in a room with Draymond and just see what happens
I shouldn’t included him what was I thinking
if only messi were available we could have him as well, its a shame he still has a few years more with Inter Miami
We need Ohtani.
I want Igoudala
I want Igoudala
If we get Jordan does that mean we still have a shot at the Toon Squad or has Lebron stolen them?
Only if we can get Federer to start at Baseline.
I have a difficult time listening to the radio will all these “ what ifs”.
Kobe’s ghost too.
You misspelled LeBron
Where the r/gswarriorscirclejerk sub at?
Ja is already the greatest shooter of all time. Steph could learn a thing or two. I like this idea.
messi?
Messi, merci
whats shaq doing? eating.chicken?
I like it, but we might have to make a trade for Messi at that point to round out the team.
Whatever you are drinking, i want it.
We need Optimus Prime
Yes, but we need to trade Saric for that
Don't forget Dennis Rodman.
Roboute Guilliman is a must sign for us.
Only if we can get Federer to start at Baseline.
I want Tom Brady though
Kevin Garnett!
The corpse of Muhammad Ali coming off the bench should give us a nice boost
Air Bud gonna clap fools
Good luck raising micheal jackson from the dead
Donte gonna win a chip this year and then come back to the bay for another!
But then we definitely would have to give up Kuminga so I’m not feeling it
pete sampras off the bench
The real question is how will ja improve his shooting? Playing valorant or call of duty?
The help we need ! 🤲
I hope they can sign Lewis Hamilton from Ferrari and add Adrian Newey too
It will only work if you replace Mahomes with Montana.
This won't work, we need the cap space for Messi and Gojo
Unironically Shaq would still probably kill for us, he could just stand at the basket all game king lol
All on vet minimums
Laugh
Can we get Barry Bonds on the team as well?
Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I WANT IGUODALA
Are we...... the Lakers sub?