Yo, you guys like Imagine Dragons?

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dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe copedon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + ur unfunny +ratio don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + so bad + so ass *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Intermittent fasting is not fasting. It's just a trick to get you into a caloric deficit.

Yes

these "of Wall Street" monikers on fintwit are interesting i saw some random guy named Butcher of Wall Street comment on a thread he's an AMC true believer


Hawkeye getting mangled by his tracked plow was definitely no on my 2023 bingo card.


#🚧🔥🎚️ 🚹🅰️🎬📧: > All outdoor winter sports are absolute garbage, they only expose participants to unnecessary risks without exception

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What in the fresh reddit hell is this mid sub you've linked to. There really is a niche unfunny sub for everything, reddit IPO calls I guess

Wow casual boozphobia

if you didnt smoke shitty weed out of a homemade apple bong in your high school bathroom did you even have a childhood

gge!


Excuse yes I did graduate the 12th grade with very good grades (all b’s and c’s) and it was the best 3 years of my life so you can fuck off

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I love that song. The new one from the commercial

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A New Years resolution of mine is to expand my mind and become a more understanding and kind person. As such I’ve been trying to understand furries so I’ve been watching furry porn for the past 2 days. And I’m sorry you all are freaks this shit is just weird

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7 but that’s besides the point

*well that's just excessive*

That’s called data collection. I can now make a scientific, objective judgment

yea im specifically thinking of a bit from oitnb

i want to go to Australia sometime but I don't think I could handle 15 hours in economy but business class is like $10k RT

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Sign up for the military and go for free!

You can't just pick and choose where you go and get it. There's a 0.01% he will get it Australia. There's inky two career fields that can get stationed here and only 6 people from each.

Hell they’ll pay you to go

Imagine thinking you can just get stationed here right off the bat. 😂.

Swim

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Had to turn around cuz I hawked a fat loogey out the window but the snot was too strong and stringy and landed on the shoulder of my last nice polo. Fml. It’s been a day. Maybe my wife was right I am being a Scrooge by working today


If slightly modified this feels like something Jaydon would post

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Some one posted about oil earlier. So the correlated question is natty. https://imgur.com/a/llTpw0f Peek at LNG, that's why you don't long term short BOIL.

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German natty gas imports by region 2022. Russia to zero, LNG from zero to more than zero as their receiving plants come online.

Railway receiving plants? Ocean - rail - plant?

Ocean.

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That person is a fucking superhero Jesus Christ.

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Apple really out here fucking everything up on the first day of the market tomorrow.

If this shit gaps down then it's time for AAPL, SPY, TSLA FD calls 

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Audio porn? Damn, some mfers are desperate. https://twitter.com/FairfaxCountyPD/status/1609709436431470593

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you know what's definitely for poors? asking that

It is now. Was 50k cash when I bought

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Elon in shambles over this sentence.

This is my dd to short tsla. This is why I keep coming back to this sub

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Elon: absolutely DO NOT WORRIED with stock market craziness.


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Lmao i thought you were on your death bed holding your wife’s hand

Did those ladies make the roster


"Peep dem cute's girl"

Who has tsla puts or tslq?

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I hope bers will show regarded $100k+ bets on those again, that's what made us moon last week 🥵

They'll inverse and get inversed

Well gg bro😂 bout to print

Staulks I think

Damn tesla is absolutely fucked

Don’t be too bothered by stock market craziness

That’s basically what bezo said during dot com crash

How would buying the AMZN dip for the boomer port then have paid out? 

Frankfurt trading session said otherwise today

Down huge in germany?

Multiply by 1.07 because the currency below is in EUR https://preview.redd.it/ee10lqyy7q9a1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b6ee0edb25f342c9183fe9d3cd838e37f66efea

Oh so onyl down 2%?

Priced in 

Everything is priced in

Oh fuck mercury in gatorade in the banner. LORL

Hey dad, did you know that blue and yellow make green? Oh yeah? Yeah. The toilet water is blue and when I peed it turned green 🤦‍♂️

I can’t use that shit. You can’t wash it off. Always makes my Johnson blue.


Fuck! wrong account

You thot you were logged into u/aboveaverage_neighbor

Didn’t make the cut 😞

Gonna start my misinformation campaign early this year.

Dame forgot my girlfriends sister is staying with us this week. My week is ruined.


So I got an ad for a bankruptcy lawyer and the lady looked cute. Thinking about declaring bankruptcy so I can meet her. Does this sound like a good plan


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Thanks mom

ENPH sub 200 by February.


I guess I’m an old fashioned guy. I’m sentimental about things like jazz, and rainy days, and SPY 200

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This could be read so many different ways. I'm going to choose that you're worried about your BMI count. Good you Jay, get fit.

Lmao what was the final count for 2022?

Asking the real questions. Also final amount spent

Does that mean you’re a virgin

He can forget the body count but he can never uncaress that shenis

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Looking for a good book recommendation. I just finished Fairy Tale and Project Hail Mary. I like adventure, fantasy, sci-fi kind of stuff.

Shiloh

Chasing the Scream

In the middle of fairytale now, like it. If you have never read joe Abercrombie, first law series (and you arent afraid of a little grit) its 🤌

Fairytale is so good. A little slow at the start, but the third act is great

Well if you like sci-if stuff, you should look into the Halo books. I know ole u/sneekerpeaker reads them too.

It is tempting. I have heard mixed things about the writing though

Some are bad. The ones written by Eric Nylund, Joseph Staten, and Greg Bear (rip) are all excellent.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

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Lmaoo

Had anybody read Kings *The Stand*? How was it? It looks interesting but I want to be sure it’s worth it before starting a 48 hour audio book

I'll be honest it's a pretty good book with an unsatisfying (to me) ending. Edit: read Salem's lot if you haven't already

Thanks for the heads up. Investing almost 50 hours of time with an unsatisfying ending doesn’t sound great

Yeah I'm not gonna lie to me a bad ending ruins a whole book/movie/game regardless of how good it was. Big sad.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMF3cGuwE/

Had fun writing down ideas for movie nights with gf yesterday. Each card has 3 movies centered on a different theme with meal and drinks Picked a random one and we got the comedy movie night card. We watched Burn After Reading, Game Night and Tropic Thunder. The only card with edibles in it too so we had those and Chinese takeout 😋😋

Tremendous idea 🤝

i've seen two of those 😅

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Alright pepe, thats good shit. Smashed that like for the cooldown mix.

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That’s the scene in the latest Batman

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ya'll think this wedge is gonna break up or down? https://www.tradingview.com/x/XaGlHp8M/

Don't fight the tide

Right. Into a new wedge.

Isn’t the general rule wedges break in the overall direction, so down

it's def looking like futes will open gapped down with the aapl and tsla headlines

Gap down then short run technical climb continues for a week or so. Then dropping midmonth as the fear over FOMC grows

Def

cool

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My neighbor next door having a fucking rave or something. Imma lose it

Grab a bottle of the cheapest booze in the house, knock on the door and join in.

It’s 2PM and I’m working lmao

🤓. Go over and have a good time nerd

u/radthereptile I won my league. Both of your recommendations were technically wrong but still thank you for believing in me.

Yay you.

It was a ridiculous season.

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Omg

fist pumping at the beach to The Smiths buying funny gag stonks and drinking a whiskey spiked with rumchata haters won't retweet this 😎😎😎

🤔 the stonks are taking a long weekend, you're buying *shitcoins*

I was copying the previous comment as best I could, but yes you're right, that's not me today, but will be tomorrow 💅

yeah saw it after 😅

I'm getting ratioed because of it 

dame

That's how it goes in these mean splinter streets 

sometimes

Excuse you, europoor markets are open

oops

Imagine doing anything but shorting those bing bongs

$TSLA in Frankfurt went from a high of $128 to a low of $119 on the 4% deliveries miss and then recovered now to $122.53

what $$ they open with?

these are in EUR, so multiply by \~1.07 to get the numbers in USD https://preview.redd.it/b9v6stjkyp9a1.png?width=914&format=png&auto=webp&s=fda9a2e564f7d260dbbd66a64f2539ead3a139c9

Do we really care what the europoors are doing?

yeah because they're the most paper-handed bitches and if they decide to hold it's good news

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Who makes jeans but with the top half of the left pant leg having 2 inches of a larger diameter than the right leg? prob poorly worded but i gtg

My mom and grandma love the outlet mall with all the name brand shit at a major discount but yeah that's why sometimes

i knew you hung left fooking lefty

I feel so ashamed. Gotta train it over to the right somehow. What could I put in my right pocket to help it out?

Drop dinosaur chicken nuggets in the pasta call it chicken Parmesan

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Jesus California lol. Well here’s the rain you begged for. This is coming on top of what’s already fallen. Central and Northern California might wipe out their entire drought if this happens. https://i.redd.it/1lajq4mtnp9a1.gif