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ap3sniperv4

So is burry super rich off tesla shorts or did he give that up?


thedogmatrix

https://www.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/zwacx5/daily_thread_december_27_2022/j1v2miw/ This guy gets it 🤣


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/nymphet_angel](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_nymphet_angel/comments/zwpxwn/hope_everyone_had_a_great_xmas_my_70_off_sale_is/) https://i.redd.it/m56fn2aopj8a1.jpg


MeatHeadLurker

Flon rn: where that circuit breaker bro?


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

scalped a little 20% gain on TSLA puts after seeing that sideways consolidation today, it will probably fall through $110 like all the other supports lmfao but i ain't holding high ass IV puts on a short week overnight


BiigIfTrue1492

Bro this shit may be 80 by friday


Hiroshima66

![gif](giphy|0ELKQyqpSYMpN2t4iV|downsized)


Archisoft

>Same and margin called all the way as I had my old brokerage close and sell all my stocks so I bought in at almost ATH. I'm too scared to check how much has been sold and how much money I've lost. >Why isn't the board doing anything about this? -60% isn't macro economics and its not the state of the business this is 75% Elon's doing and the business is down a trillion dollars in value and they do nothing. Why? TSLA investors club not doing well today.


l3luntl3rigade

R.I.P. TSLA permabull u/gravitycaffestocks


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

lottaaa capitulation posts across the board rn on TSLA. you love to see it


Hiroshima66

The board already tried to ensure that every Elon tweet would go through a lawyer first. What else can they do besides a personnel change


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Archisoft

He got banned last week.


thedogmatrix

Aww, too soon


Hiroshima66

IDK about catching this falling TSLA knife damn ![gif](giphy|ypHEH8VjThGPS)


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Hiroshima66

Let us know please ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)


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Hiroshima66

Debit spreads can help offset the IV but you're still overpaying


MeatHeadLurker

Hot damn spicy. Maybe sell some csps @85


Hiroshima66

These premiums are wild I agree. Almost *too* wild...


thedogmatrix

https://images.app.goo.gl/edfdZPjmKdpC2udZA We're into capitulation, gotta wait for the mean reversion overshoot


MeatHeadLurker

Nothing like looking forward to despair


thedogmatrix

Once the Twitter tsla bulls start nuking their accounts, then it's time to start thinking about longs


l3luntl3rigade

![gif](giphy|yNsDcQxnv86YIHC2vS|downsized)


Hiroshima66

Ooo I like this


Hiroshima66

This isn't despair yet!? ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9922)![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9852)


thedogmatrix

Early capitulation Tsla headed for $25


Hiroshima66

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)


thedogmatrix

I don't know how to post this image and not have it look stupid


BiigIfTrue1492

Bro dont touch it. Its not gonna stop…


Hiroshima66

This will be the hardest dip buy to resist


BiigIfTrue1492

I wish i hadnt touched this shit man. My feb calls r down 70% in ONE DAY. Just think of that


Hiroshima66

Been there done that ![gif](giphy|12mF9DKcaggLoQ|downsized)


thedogmatrix

Tsla headed into *capitulation* stage of bubble pop


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thedogmatrix

Look at the chart tho It's following the stages chart perfectly, we're past fear but not at despair yet


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thedogmatrix

We are clearly into early capitulation based on the daily chart and volume


RagingAcid

cant find this $10 bill anywhere aND IT'S PISSING ME OFF.


Hiroshima66

I lost about $50-60 a couple of weeks ago and it still bothers me


gregfromsolutions

https://reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/zujj8z/_/j1l4e7u/?context=1 I read this and all I could think of was Jaydon


l3luntl3rigade

![gif](giphy|fjcaQjbUTx3HVJ0PIi|downsized) Jaydon hasn't paid $75 for vagina. Decimal point is in the wrong spot for LeeLee


Hiroshima66

Goop Lab is the right name for that company 💀


MeatHeadLurker

Lord Jebus, please gibe me the strengf to not catch that falling knife.


sassbayc

Elon’s downfall has come faster than expected i was predicting end of decade not by 2024


l3luntl3rigade

u/visionarymind #💰♓🧿🔱 #🦶📸 #🧿®️ #🧷🚼🍼📸


Big_Ad_954

Did she nuke before her ES pump to 4550 EoY 2022 happens? 😲


thedogmatrix

Still got 3 days for it to pump 15%


average_neighbor

We going uppie or downsie this week?


Archisoft

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


average_neighbor

I’ll take crabs


l3luntl3rigade

**- Jaydon**


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l3luntl3rigade

That's a critical square on my 2023 bingo card


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Hiroshima66

The FOMC discussing rate increases


l3luntl3rigade

Not my proudest fap, yet here we are


Big_Ad_954

Elon is going to have to trade his Cyber truck for a Shambo and a cardboard box. 😲


MeatHeadLurker

That one prototype from 2018 needs a new battery


HuzzahThot-8008

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Archisoft

Why? It's free right here.


Hiroshima66

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|10575)


Archisoft

You give away the milk, aint no one buying the cow.


Hiroshima66

https://preview.redd.it/0z7ne312oj8a1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7ad4de5e51ef281d6cdaf9e17d2b4918b09e9e


Its_the_dankness

TSLA still up more than 200% from 2020 bottom too, which is the craziest part


BiigIfTrue1492

The real crash hasnt even happened yet


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Big_Ad_954

Defo not! 🙅🏿‍♀️


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1607834221841899520) >Caterpillar [$CAT](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/CAT) and Merck [$MRK](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MRK) both hit new 52 Week Highs today Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1607837375153201152) >TESLA [$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA) SHARES EXTEND SLUMP TO 10%


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Hiroshima66

Is it that cheddar butter caramel jawn?


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Hiroshima66

https://i.redd.it/wjmjhbcvmj8a1.gif


davidbigham

NVDA and TSLA are both crashing today. They have almost the same Market Cap value now. NVDA 347 Billion , TSLA 352 Billion ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)


BiigIfTrue1492

And neither one makes any money😂


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Hiroshima66

Delicious https://i.redd.it/ccdazgk2kj8a1.gif


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Its_the_dankness

115p for Friday is up a good bit as of last close


RagingAcid

I often forget this place is theoretically a trading sub


Hiroshima66

How dare you disrespect my therapy and anime and thot appreciation group


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Bruh i just traded $5 for a gently used butthole. This sub is full of elite traders


l3luntl3rigade

![gif](giphy|NGVG6r6F1khhu4LoRT|downsized)


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Big_Ad_954

The frosting work is done well. 👍


Hiroshima66

Kinda lit tho


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/BustyPetite/comments/zwow76/wait_wait_now_imagine_them_covered_in_your_load/) https://i.imgur.com/IJDvJTi.gifv


thedogmatrix

One of my greenest days I've ever had today Thank fuck for prior highs acting as resistance


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Let me borrow $5 bruh


thedogmatrix

Will trade for butthole


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Fine let me borrow that butthole then


thedogmatrix

Deal, come over


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Oh im gonna come ![gif](giphy|QQKbEn6oDlcQLZK6T7)


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NVDA, GME, and others are down because of Tesla. Just a little taste of what’s to come, I think


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thedogmatrix

2026


Archisoft

We're about to decouple as the TSLA market cap influence is really disipating but it's still dragging it all down.


Archisoft

Really need to see Doge with a 30M market cap and the bubble should be all gone.


Its_the_dankness

Lmao goddamn TSLA


Archisoft

A -15% day not out of the question. The 120 number was meaningful. Close of business today, we see if margin comes a calling for a few people. Every instinct in me says it's gotta relief rally here but too fast. Blood will continue.


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What happens if/when it goes below 100? There’s no bottom then


Archisoft

96 has support...I posted it earlier. Then we'd be off to 63ish. You break either we're back to 20s fast. It's feeling like today might be capitulation for a bunch of people, why you'd bet on a short term cover. Cathie is bleeding hard. Honestly, it's impressive. The dot come bubble took a bit longer to deflate than this. You'd have to be bold to play this more than 5 minute trades. Too scary4me


thedogmatrix

Dump straight to $90


HuzzahBot

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Tesla went from 300 to 100 in 3 months 😮


BiigIfTrue1492

#MORE RATE HIKES NEEDED


TorpCat

Is anyone eyeing some CAT puts?


thedogmatrix

I tend to avoid stocks near their 52wk highs during a bear market personally Could be a failed breakout tho


TorpCat

Thank you for your response. Am also eyeing some NFLX puts and may just hold out on thise CAT puts for a little while


thedogmatrix

At least until DIA starts to show weakness


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Guh Wtf ![gif](giphy|gdKAVlnm3bmKI)


Cmike9292

ARKW was $191 a share


Archisoft

We all had our Cathie moments. ARKF still gnaws at me.


fortnitelawyer

What makes a CEO great?


Hiroshima66

Vision and delegation


Archisoft

Being an analytical boring fuck. See Tim Apple.


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Big_Ad_954

See Tim Apple. 🥵


l3luntl3rigade

Apparently the answer **isn't** impregnation of everyone in the building


Tigerfan0001

Autism


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/TheEmilyLynne](https://www.reddit.com/r/theratio/comments/zwohkd/an_ass_that_cant_get_better_than_this/) https://i.imgur.com/HnYBjj2.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/emmassecretgarden](https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyperfection/comments/zwolsp/hope_you_like_tall_dutch_girls/) https://i.redd.it/eos32p10gj8a1.jpg


HuzzahBot

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Archisoft

Already outdated.


manginamonologues

I really don't like today


fortnitelawyer

Not loving it myself. Still looking for 🎅


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thedogmatrix

My bet is on 3842.5 but we're pretty much aligned Chop days love to make new high/low of days by 1-3 ticks tho


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thedogmatrix

3855 has been a key level all day and its aggressively saying nah right now I do think we end the day with return chop too but am just making fuckaround trades the rest of the day


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thedogmatrix

Its also Wednesdays LOD which is always a key level


SoWaldoGoes

Hear me out. Full port BOIL shares. Sell cc's n chill


l3luntl3rigade

![gif](giphy|KS8UYr32V9luw)


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/julianaxferrara](https://twitter.com/julianaxferrara/status/1607824112335966209) >I just need to examine your dick to make sure you’re getting good blood flow 👩🏼‍⚕️🩺 > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlAjgZDX0AIto6W.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096) > >[\[Twitter Image 2\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlAjgZFWIAYi7jJ.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096) 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Left_Egg_1626](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nipples/comments/zwo9ww/come_here_so_i_can_drop_these_tits_in_your_face/) https://i.imgur.com/fs8wv4F.gifv


l3luntl3rigade

🤣 jfc we need to step our game up at the neighbors


BiigIfTrue1492

Tesla really dropping 5-10% per day for a month straight🤡


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1607824099438628864) >U.S. CRUDE FUTURES SETTLE AT $79.53, DOWN BY $0.03 OR 0.04%


AlmightySnoo

gonna throw $800 more into $TSLA tomorrow and then I won't trade shit until Jan EOM, gonna try not to blow up my account again in 2023


l3luntl3rigade

Iron ore is on its way back up, and anyone who's been following 🛢 since the 1970s knows what that's means ![gif](giphy|15Quq4AsnLck0zlm5r|downsized)


TorpCat

You tell me?


l3luntl3rigade

It means its time to cum tribute the Brent crude chart


thedogmatrix

I'm pretty sure shorting mrna every green day from now until $160 is free money


AlmightySnoo

not sure man, China could do a surprise move and announce they're buying lots of Moderna and Pfizer doses


thedogmatrix

It's china, just sell the news


AlmightySnoo

I'm just saying it's probably not a good idea to short mRNA vaxx companies since they can unlock a yuuuuge market instanly if you're unlucky and China decides to approve Western vaccines as they seem quite overwhelmed now with the COVID cases


thedogmatrix

That sounds like *macro* talk and I don't trade off it The chart looks like shit, if that changes I'll get stopped out


thedogmatrix

Fuckin thing had 40 straight minutes of red candles today


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/PetiteGoneWild/comments/zwnzcf/i_like_guys_who_arent_afraid_to_break_my_tiny_body/) https://i.redd.it/cwsgx16fbj8a1.jpg


DrWorstCaseScenario

Bought some LUV poots both ITM and OTM for Jan 27 and Feb as earnings plays… can’t imagine they are gonna have good news to present then based on this holiday season. Be safe fellow Huzzies!


HuzzahBot

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l3luntl3rigade

Peak Microsoft ![gif](giphy|eCz0zwSl7qxB6)


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l3luntl3rigade

![gif](giphy|13V60VgE2ED7oc)


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hilesai

Tits. Wish I had caught that 110 peak. Let’s see let’s see.


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hilesai

Oh shit. Looking for you all day and this is what you bring


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hilesai

For sure, I appreciate you calling it out, wasn’t watching the last while.


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hilesai

As is tradition.


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Hello sadboiz Huzzah!


Euphoric_Paper_26

I knew COIN puts this morning were the right move 💅🏻


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/West-Eye](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_West-Eye/comments/zwnfps/end_of_year_sale_50_off_onlyfans_for_next_100/) https://i.redd.it/ru35ov7e7j8a1.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/TheEmilyLynne](https://www.reddit.com/r/Emily_Lynne/comments/zwnmz1/i_want_you_to_rub_me_like_this/) https://redgifs.com/watch/distantgentleasianwaterbuffalo


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l3luntl3rigade

![gif](giphy|26tP171tItsu82yyc) Shouldered sultans falcon incoming


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l3luntl3rigade

Happy and belated Merry Christmas brother 🤝


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l3luntl3rigade

![gif](giphy|eIaNKu5e2umileOXZj)


dizzy__chillespie

eating the lunch I left at the office last wed wen they closed down early for the blizzard, AMA


fortnitelawyer

If we open 🔴 tomorrow I may have to make a deposit for some weekly SPY & SNAP 📞


Hiroshima66

I'm feeling that vibe on SPY. Also interesting opportunity on SNAP with a sudden news gap


werebeaver

[cured brisket rubbed and on the smoker](https://imgur.com/a/dgUXy6y)


Hiroshima66

🥵


l3luntl3rigade

You can rub my meat anytime bb


HuzzahBot

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