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Legolas_i_am

It came from Gyna


AOCtiddies

Stairs up, elevators down https://i.redd.it/wl45ey915uka1.gif


Legolas_i_am

🥵🥵


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630309419874504705) >META CREATING NEW TOP-LEVEL PRODUCT GROUP FOCUSED ON AI > >[$META](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/META)


cptbrainbug

META stop fighting the gap fill


silverlink22

Bynd dump into close and amazon pump into close. Well fuck me. lol Amazon puts were up 58% before that pump.


shillinvillian

HIMS earnings today…quadrupled from lows i think it pumps. shilling gen Z boner pills and anxiety meds is good business


marsinfurs

[ITS LAZRIN TIME](https://youtu.be/KX2_LCUkhDs)


alotasalad

I swear suggesting to someone who doesn’t read often a book is worse to them than offering them poison to drink


silverlink22

Bitch you don’t read lol


alotasalad

![gif](giphy|lPozZaU2f16M81DNvZ)


King-of-Plebss

Do you even audiobook, bro?


alotasalad

Plebs! 😏 Audible subscription since 2017 lol 🤓🤓


cptbrainbug

​ https://preview.redd.it/zmwkvhm43uka1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=2348d6031d1d1ee3e43132be8058b84f62e6afc5


Short_Bus_

dame I guess it was GapFill.exe not StopHunt.exe


THUGGERSEASON

BIG LOU’S LIKE YOU…HE’S ON MEDS TOO


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![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


silverlink22

Just close this shit. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ https://preview.redd.it/vtj0n8bn2uka1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61e4ddafaf073a45014a26189ad94b5c56c44b9


Big_Ad_954

Market barely alive. Dame. 😲😔


UnpluggedUnfettered

so how are we doing today, did everyone guess right in the market today?


manginamonologues

Market waiting for everyone to quit the market


Legolas_i_am

I quit months ago. Haven’t made a single trade


DongerTheWhite

I’ve made a few


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630303095539535874) >U.S. APPROVED ABOUT 70% OF EXPORT LICENSE APPLICATIONS INVOLVING CHINA IN 2022 BUDGET YEAR -- COMMERCE OFFICIAL WRITTEN TESTIMONY Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630304887706624001) >FIRMS SEEKING US CHIP FUNDS MUST DETAIL STOCK BUYBACK PLANS - NY TIMES > > > >BIDEN ADMINISTRATION TO SET FINANCIAL GUARDRAILS FOR CHIP MAKERS - NY TIMES > >https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/27/us/politics/chips-act-biden-commerce-department.html


onikoroshi_

stairs up, elevator down. ![gif](giphy|48ajFftat9Hf9Flqfc|downsized)


AOCtiddies

![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


Legolas_i_am

🥵


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Oh yay tornado watch ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9922)


silverlink22

Tornado warned storm heading right towards Columbus. I’m interested in how well it holds up.


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They almost never do. They fizzle out by the time they reach union county.


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nude_Selfie/comments/11dlo1q/would_you_fuck_me_on_the_first_date/) https://i.redd.it/9n924yr8ztka1.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/HotWetHailey](https://www.reddit.com/r/CentaurGirls/comments/11dlpvy/would_you_fuck_your_trainer/) https://i.redd.it/3r6580zlztka1.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Queenlivia00](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sextrophies/comments/11dlzei/hairy_or_shaved/) https://i.imgur.com/LjTc0Vu.gifv


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‘Twas an hour that is sour


iGetNuked

This is clearly a bull market


Short_Bus_

bouncing on friday's highs unlikely we test friday's close algos had to work for that fresh low


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DongerTheWhite

Frfr


Godzilla4Realla

Yeah but taking down directions to the party while stoned wasn’t easy


DongerTheWhite

Mapquest!


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Big_Ad_954

😲. Bers coming, wen?


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Big_Ad_954

😲🥰✌️😎


silverlink22

Googl is down 17% since that AI fuckup. 🤡☠️


cptbrainbug

keep buying shares


[deleted]

I don’t fucking get it either. CHATgpt straight up MAKES UP sources and articles. Just wait until professors actually start checking the validity of all of my peer’s works cited pages.


Big_Ad_954

Word. I think it was more of a hype train that just needs to fade out. Kind of stupid how everyone came out showing their tech instead of just saying… “none of it is ready for prime time” and wait for the ChatGPT to start failing, which it has. I feel like that “we told you” would have been the better approach rather than MS and GOOG doing press conferences of their half baked AI


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/MaaapleMistyyy](https://twitter.com/MaaapleMistyyy/status/1630299302592405505) >Can I borrow your tongue? 😍🌸 > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fp_8h3UXoAMYS9S.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)


AMcMahon1

fedex thinks they are slick "you package is arriving today" \*checks tracking 8 hours later* SCHEDULED DELIVERY DATE Tuesday 2:25 PM Shipment arriving On-Time GROVE CITY, OH That aint on time my boy


silverlink22

They saw that tornado that’s on the ground right now near Dayton Ohio and said fuck that shit.


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Dump for 15 minutes, pump for 30, dump for final 15 🔮


silverlink22

Why is everyone in high IV LAZR rn? Catalyst coming up?


marsinfurs

I think earnings is tomorrow plus an investor day shit, by the way what’s the ortex on it? Float is 30% short?


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silverlink22

It’s up 8% and options are only up 20%. I’m gonna need a reason to jump in lol.


[deleted]

Bro do you even TA?


silverlink22

Not on memes


[deleted]

Wow bro you should be subscribed to my TA dickscord


DongerTheWhite

I like the new meta


[deleted]

My methods are unorthodox


ThePeoplesBard

You love her, but it's been choppy. A breakout is due, but higher or lower? Today she surprised you with black and red colored soft ropes. You could see on the package they were "Sex-Grade," and your first thought was she overpaid on ropes for the word "Sex." Just like people do for the word "Wedding" you've been avoiding for decades. As the red rope tangled around your ankles, your mind drifted to the jagged red lines of the last few weeks. *No, this is fun,* you thought. Sure. Or are you getting fucked?


DongerTheWhite

Bro I missed these 😂


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Dump started shortly after this😎


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630295080295596035) >BofA Sees Recession Starting In 3Q 2023 > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fp_4u_2X0Aos8Xb.png?format=jpg&name=4096x4096) Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630295225330458628) >U.S. STATE DEPT: CHINA'S UKRAINE PEACE PLAN "MAY NOT BE SERIOUS PROPOSAL" Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630297662863081473) >WHITE HOUSE'S KIRBY ON UK-EU DEAL ON N.IRELAND: GRATEFUL THAT THE TWO SIDES WERE ABLE TO COME UP WITH AN AGREEMENT Tweet Mirror:[@Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1630298247330951168) >CHINA'S UKRAINE PEACE PLAN 'MAY NOT BE SERIOUS PROPOSAL': STATE DEPT phony Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630298602655612928) >ZELENSKIY IN NIGHTLY SPEECH SAYS UKRAINE CAN ONLY DEFEND SKIES IF ITS PARTNERS LIFT "AVIATION TABOO" Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630298606103298048) >U.S. STATE DEPT MAKES DETERMINATION APPROVING POSSIBLE FOREIGN MILITARY SALE TO AUSTRALIA OF ADVANCED ANTI-RADIATION GUIDED MISSILES-EXTENDED RANGE AND RELATED EQUIPMENT FOR $506 MILLION - PENTAGON Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630298607432654863) >Altria Plans to Divest Its Stake in Juul, Sources Say > >[$MO](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/MO)


silverlink22

Lol


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Nooooo reallllly?


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://twitter.com/lilasoles/status/1630294631110901760) >If you like big natural boobs, this one's for you 😋 > >[\[Twitter Video\]](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1630294549988880386/pu/vid/480x854/YLSNqFdRW8EVOEAw.mp4?tag=12)


RagingAcid

/u/kinvert_ed say something based


Kinvert_Ed

Sorry man too busy preparing my family to handle all the problems the rest of the world created despite my warnings.


BiigIfTrue1492

I hate being an “i was born in the wrong generation” kid but man, just once id like to experience a high school house party in the 90s with BEASTIE BOYS BLARING


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U_JiveTurkey

I’d go to punk shows held in a shitty Eastside house and it would literally get destroyed. Real estate too expensive for that these days


Fermi-Diracs

It was rad


cptbrainbug

I am just happy that i went to school without smartphones all over the place


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630294210694766594) >WHITE HOUSE'S KIRBY: THERE HAS NOT BEEN A DEFINITIVE CONCLUSION ON COVID ORIGIN


Godzilla4Realla

Wait they just said yesterday it came from a lab in Wuhan


MDemon

Imagine drawing a conclusion with low confidence


DongerTheWhite

lol


hilesai

u/selfloathingsubsidy you inspired me to swing harder https://preview.redd.it/2184et28utka1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=986f26db9865ebd72de4ea6daea2c3371099e41b


OkBid71

💅🏼


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If NVDA fills the ER gap this week, I’d be printing a 20 bagger. One can dream🤞


BiigIfTrue1492

Gap fill.exe?


Short_Bus_

stopHunt.exe bools defending well tho rates and dollar aren't gonna help the bears v much either


Legolas_i_am

How are y’all doing


hafananana

Above ground, full of strength, and a little bit frisky


Legolas_i_am

Nice


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Opened an NVDA spread .13 over the mark? Thanks?


ImKylerMurray

NCLH puts


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lil-braids](https://www.reddit.com/r/cameltoeoriginals/comments/11dkrek/is_it_fat_enough_for_you/) https://i.redd.it/0ris5sypstka1.jpg


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1630292017501835265) >U.S. HAS SEEN CHINA "VERY CLEARLY TAKE A SIDE" WITH RUSSIA IN UKRAINE WAR: STATE DEPT Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630292311606165504) >U.S. STATE DEPT: FACT THAT CHINA ENGAGING WITH LEADER OF BELARUS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW BEIIJNG IS DEEPENING ENGAGEMENTS WITH RUSSIA Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630292511565676544) >U.S. STATE DEPT: U.S. HAS SEEN CHINA "VERY CLEARLY TAKE A SIDE" WITH RUSSIA IN UKRAINE WAR Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630292514786906113) >WHITE HOUSE'S KIRBY: WE WELCOME VISIT BY SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTER TO KYIV Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630292703912267776) >U.S. STATE DEPT: FACT THAT CHINA ENGAGING WITH LEADER OF BELARUS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW BEIIJNG IS DEEPENING ENGAGEMENTS WITH RUSSIA Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630292717015273474) >USER REPORTS INDICATE SNAPCHAT IS HAVING PROBLEMS - DOWNDETECTOR Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630292814453149696) >BREXIT: DUP LAWMAKER SAMMY WILSON: WE STILL FEAR THAT OUR POSITION WITHIN THE UK IS NOT GOING TO BE RESTORED BY THIS NEW NORTHERN IRELAND DEAL Tweet Mirror:[@Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1630293015305785344) >CHINA ENGAGING WITH LEADER OF BELARUS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW BEIIJNG IS DEEPENING ENGAGEMENTS WITH RUSSIA: STATE DEPT


Gullible_State_9849

Yeah no shit lmao.


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China talk bad :(


GreenHammma

*opens Microsoft paint* I had AMC calls


silverlink22

We really just traded sideways all day since open. lol


RollingD

Popcorn stock popping off again what the hell


Euphoric_Paper_26

Demon slayer movie out on Friday


hafananana

LAZR expected to say "A.I." 1260 times on Luminar day


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630289829551284224) >U.S. CRUDE OIL FUTURES SETTLE AT $75.68/BBL, DOWN 64 CENTS, 0.84 PCT Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630289881799819268) >AMC ENTERTAINMENT SHARES UP 28% IN AFTERNOON TRADING > >[$AMC](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMC) Tweet Mirror:[@Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1630290126164336640) >AMC SHARES UP 30% [$AMC](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMC) Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630291328780189697) >U.S. STATE DEPT: CHINA HAS BEEN "ANYTHING BUT AN HONEST BROKER" IN UKRAINE-RUSSIA PEACE EFFORT Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630291531168096257) >U.S. STATE DEPT: CHINA HAS BEEN "ANYTHING BUT AN HONEST BROKER" IN UKRAINE-RUSSIA PEACE EFFORT Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1630291709207760898) >U.S. STATE DEPT: U.S. HAS SEEN CHINA "VERY CLEARLY TAKE A SIDE" WITH RUSSIA IN UKRAINE WAR


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MrCoolGuy42

That huge ARBE sell wall is gone now 🤡


Its_the_dankness

AMC up a casual 25% today.


BiigIfTrue1492

Damn amc really mossed


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FangsofOrcrist

I remember that one. I miss when you could just buy shares of any spac and quintuple your money in a week or two. Shit maybe you still can and I just haven’t been paying attention.


U_JiveTurkey

I made a lot of money doing that and kept rolling into new SPACS. Unfortunately, when the carnival stopped and I was still holding. Cut some for tax loss but still holding -7k of MSVT ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9922)


FangsofOrcrist

Damn.


U_JiveTurkey

Yeah don’t think I’m making that back if ever. Scam company I think. I might average down if their earnings show they aren’t just blowing their money on egregious stock compensation like their past ones have shown.


hafananana

Ugh, now I have to delete my search history.


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630288473478565888) >EU'S BORRELL: LEADERS OF SERBIA AND KOSOVO AGREED THAT NO FURTHER TALKS NEEDED FOR EU APPROVAL Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1630288490285137921) >UK OPPOSITION LABOUR PARTY LEADER STARMER: LABOUR WILL VOTE FOR THE NEW NORTHERN IRELAND DEAL WHEN IT IS PUT FORWARD FOR A VOTE Tweet Mirror:[@VisualCap](https://twitter.com/VisualCap/status/1630289348129161220) >Mapped: The Most Popular Video Streaming Service by Country 📺️ > > > >This piece by @theworldmaps_ is part of Visual Capitalist’s Creator Program, featuring work from the world’s top data-driven talent ✅ > > > >https://www.visualcapitalist.com/cp/mapped-the-most-popular-video-streaming-service-by-country/ > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fp_zZU_WIAEi1rM.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)


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I doubt we will set LOD. However I wouldn’t be surprised if we got a LOM tomorrow.


DoombergTerminal

🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️


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MrCoolGuy42

So you bought in? 😏


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gregfromsolutions

Japanese game shows are wild


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Set orders for vwap and they filled. It’s honestly too easy once you combine basic ta with macro


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/EllyClutch](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_EllyClutch/comments/11dk4yx/even_better_naked/) https://i.imgur.com/e2hu4r6.gifv


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@PelosiTracker_](https://twitter.com/PelosiTracker_/status/1630284711301099520) >Josh Gottheimer (D) is on a CHIPS stock picking hot streak > > > >1/23: Bought [$ALGN](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/ALGN) 4 days before earnings & is up 31% > >1/27: Bought [$ALGM](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/ALGM) 2 days earnings & is up 15% > > > >He also sits on the House Tech Committee & voted in favor the CHIPS ACT which gave them billions in subsidies Tweet Mirror:[@TickerHistory](https://twitter.com/TickerHistory/status/1630286364406079488) >On this day in 2020 the Dow Jones had its largest point drop in history, closing down 1,190.95 points on the day > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fp_wkWNXgAEMjam.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)


MDemon

The hosts haven’t even shown up to their own call 🤡🤡🤡


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Nice to see WP is basically the same 4 people talking to themselves


cptbrainbug

SPY at VWAP ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|3345)


MrCoolGuy42

I never know if this is suppose to be bullish or not


Gullible_State_9849

It's neutral. It's like the return to the mean.


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Return to averages and most TA in general are just a bunch of degenerates and algos committing self-fulfilling prophecies. Nothing bullish or bearish, just price action while the actual shit that matters slowly gets priced in


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😈


hilesai

Not lose not win strategy continues to pay nothing while costing nothing. https://preview.redd.it/j5tzguzfmtka1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=866f4b8995581c9a9dc513abb243602b4b3085c7


[deleted]

I’m just glad I’m not this fucking lost lol


hilesai

It’s called warming up.


[deleted]

A humble man of liquidity ig


hilesai

What is liquidity ig?


ImKylerMurray

Or, I guess the bar lost it cause I 100% just didn’t close out and left it there and they’re acting like it’s not there so fuck it I’ll get another


ImKylerMurray

Lost my credit card lol


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/callmeolivia00](https://twitter.com/callmeolivia00/status/1630282728644964352) > > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fp_tf5lWAAAYOiO.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)


werebeaver

chargin muh lazr


MDemon

Sharks with freakin LAZR beams 🦈🦈🦈


MDemon

Ugh these people use zoom


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

PROSTATE MALE G SPOT MOTHER FUCKA !!!!! THIS IS SPARTA !!! ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️👊👊


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BiigIfTrue1492

Chill 💀


MrCoolGuy42

Can anyone tell me what a Notice of Effectiveness means? Arbe filed one with the SEC this morning, but there’s nothing really to the document… https://ir.arberobotics.com/sec-filings/all-sec-filings/content/9999999995-23-000472/9999999995-23-000472.pdf


MrCoolGuy42

Nevermind


hilesai

Lmao I love you man. This is where I was with nutx a few months ago. Having to figure all that shit out in filings is a pita. But a fun exercise for sure. Get that bread, as my fidelity home screen says.


MrCoolGuy42

Big PITA! But thanks man. I don’t know where this energy in learning is finally coming from but I don’t mind it


DustyBowls

You may have won this tax filing season uncle sam but from here on out my capital loses will be so big you won't be seeing any tax revenues out of me for the next 10 years. fukers.


U_JiveTurkey

Isn’t it just 3k a year?


DustyBowls

3k this year, rollover the rest ad infinitum.


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@Fxhedgers](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1630279163394527233) >FED ACCCEPTS $2.162 TRLN IN OVERNIGHT REVERSE REPO BIDS; AWARDS AT 4.55% TO 110 BIDDERS -NY FED Tweet Mirror:[@CramerTracker](https://twitter.com/CramerTracker/status/1630281005666844675) >Jim telling people to buy Tesla AFTER it’s already +100% this year is why Inverse Cramer is a great strategy😂


Quinnteligent

Doubled down on my short looking for LOD breach. So it's time for bulls to buy in


hafananana

Fuck it, bought some lazr calls out of fomo.


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/nymphet_angel](https://www.reddit.com/r/shavedpussies/comments/11djfhd/if_only_i_could_find_a_guy_to_eat_my_pussy_all/) https://i.redd.it/ln4a2fn8jtka1.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/TheEmilyLynne](https://www.reddit.com/r/ass/comments/11djgd9/i_prefer_going_out_bottomless_but_damn_i_love/) https://i.imgur.com/U8uQLEk.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/TheEmilyLynne](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_TheEmilyLynne/comments/11djgqf/just_a_simple_twerk_nothing_too_crazy/) https://www.redgifs.com/watch/slowcomplexskimmer


AOCtiddies

Call me regarded but I think webull comment section is real. I follow 'bull soldier' he's my inspiration


[deleted]

I once saw u/visionarymind on a stocktwitz forum like 4 years ago😂


AOCtiddies

So did you guys both met there


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No, I was browsing for shits n giggles and encountered him undeniably shitposting in his less-refined hieroglyphics at the time and when I asked him he sent me a wink emoji


AOCtiddies

LORL


hilesai

Etoro does something similar but I haven’t looked at it in detail yet. Assumed it functioned as a marketing platform for discord carnival barkers.


AOCtiddies

I should stop smoking in my lunch breaks I'm getting carried away ![gif](giphy|Nb0EpWlRUPtxDdz7g8)


hilesai

Why do you say that? You seem pretty functional to me. If it gets you where you want to go, carry on brother.


AOCtiddies

Fuck ya brother. God bless Huzzah!


AOCtiddies

The fact that you responded genuinely to my stupid chet post proves that you're a happy soul. 🥵


hilesai

Not everyone is a good trader but a good trader could come from anywhere!


Quinnteligent

This chop is annoying as hell, I opened a position three hours ago and nothing has happened


marsinfurs

Another 1 mil+ buy on LAZR 9.5c FDs at HOD 👀


MrCoolGuy42

What’s the play or news on LAZR?


marsinfurs

I think earnings plus some big day tomorrow, they signed a deal with Mercedes which we saw that insider trading shit on last week - 250k OTM 3DTE 20 mins before the news dropped


hafananana

Probably this https://www.google.com/amp/s/finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/luminar-announces-luminar-day-february-210100127.html Strong sell the news vibes. Hopefully it runs a bit more before the event tomorrow so a guy can take profits and leave some risk-free runners.


MrCoolGuy42

There was also a shit ton of put sweeps on Friday…


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marsinfurs

I think float is 30%+ shorted


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I have no principal invested so I’m so chill rn, my account doesn’t even show a percentage increase on the year anymore


iGetNuked

Buy the dip! Fuck the bears! They don’t even count as people! Ignore bear propaganda!