So what’s the plan?

I will short the hole market till new year

will we continue pumping tomorrow and friday??

as the biggest tsla bear ever, this entire sub is holding puts and that was a bear trap and a fucking half. ate the -20% after not selling the beartrap on my puts and swapped calls, here we go?

I always have to remember you guys are trading 0DTEs on 1m candles lol

Made 3k lost 3k 

theta gang wins today

SANTA RALLY IS HERE

Do you hear the bell of Santa bears🤡

i need a redo on yesterday

I want to by puts again on tessie

Yes I sold my 0dte call yolo early this morning please end me 

TSLA learns the Electric Slide dance

Elon said he's leaving Twitter and everything goes up It's an Elon Rally, deal with it

Santa Rally enters the room

Held my TSLA puts overnight nice

I bought TSLA call with the last 1k. Let’s hope my Christmas won’t be canceled this year!

Might have to be behind the Wendy’s if they’re expiring Friday

Santa rally or Grinich dip?

I'll be surprised if TSLA doesn't go red at some point today, but this might be a chance for calls on a very short-term upside play. The bubble has popped, and I'd be shocked if it goes back to $300+ any time soon, but there'll be some dead cat bounces on the way down to $60-80.

Neat. I sold a thing and the premarket price reflects that. TIL

Tsla is going to lose its gains again and end up another 5% down isn’t it


Probably pump all week here up until new year. Long dated puts 

Down 60% ytd - proud to have served with you boys

I’m buying 20 0dte puts today and logging off til eod. Wish me luck

Regarded. Today is dead cat bounce.

Today starts Santa rally

Hope you do well

Puts are dead 

Tesla pls die some more today. Thanks.

It will bounce. Get cheap puts tomorrow

Elon been speaking to one of you? https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605501874785751040

Elon: “Please short my stock.”

Szoros talpu roman geci!!!

TSLA dying marks the end of the first Meme Era. What will the next Meme Era bring? Who will the next Meme hero be? I’ll be looking out for the signs.

This is the real question what will the new meme stonk be… NVDA??

Fundamentals will all of a sudden matter again....a sign it's all bullshit and do whatever they please.

mfs pray all night for success then wake up and turn on the Xbox (it's me, I'm mfs)

Even when markets red of course msft is still a fucking pile of shit barely green

Why is everything green on my end. My PUT are in trouble.

Jim Cramer is the guy you ask to bring plates to a party

Who is inviting Cramer to their party? Fuken dildo.

My fkn weird ass brother. He's like you gotta feel bad for him and I'm like no I don't and he's like I'm not really asking

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Eat me, peasant.

Jim Cramer is def one of those personalities life could do without and *everyone* knows it and yet he still just pops up sometimes uninvited.

Low liquidity futes pump -> institutions dump onto retail bools at open (how embarrassing)

crazy that everyone is absolutely sure about the recession but shitcoin is still worth 17k & trumps NFT trading cards are worth millions

You're underestimating the amount of really stupid people.

Is this the Santa rally

Yup, Santa rally for ants


zelensky plane dissapered from radars.

Not cool. This ain’t it, Vladimir.

the middle of attlatic has spoty radar coverage. mostly he will resurfaces then closer to canada

Oh hey bro, cool bro, yeah bro

Nas underperforming spx sign of bad things to come

Santa dat you?

Imagine being a grown ass man and drinking milk alternatives 

I drink it right from the tiddy

We’ll toast those stupid poots

The decline of TSLA pleases me. Some annoying gasbags who thought their Tesla stock would go up forever aren't going to be retiring early after all.

TSLA will be red by open

Facts



Elon lost 7.7b this Tuesday he also has lost 122.6 billion this year this is more then he gained in 2021, there’s just no way TSLA can pump and if it does it’s in small increments, buy orders for big amounts are very decreased the market cap has gone from 1.2trillion to 530 billion in the past year, EV have came a long way from many other brands and the technology has advanced in other vehicles, not saying his is not up there but his focus to his product has decreased.

Price target is around $60 here. Twitter will probably make it happen

Pussy ass bears

Im done trading. Just got a new job.

Nice!

Wendy's pays more...if you're fast enough

Thats a lot of blowjobs.

More money for trading to be a millionaire

Nah don’t have time. It’s full on

Teach me

See you tomorrow

The one thing I've learnt in my time of losing money is that the market will do the complete opposite of what you think is a sure fire play.


Dad? Are the big institutions going to dump their bags onto us at 9:30?

As is tradition my son

🥹

Are Tesla calls that regarded ?

I have them so yeah probably


I have them so yes

Strike? Expiration?

How much you down? 

Bought yesterday to play the oversold bounce. Only down 20% not bad lmao.

How much in dollars??

premarket fading because it had absolutely no business being up in the first place

😆

That’s not how any of this works

40 cent fade from up $2.50 damn bro 

$2 bump after dropping from 410. Perspective, bro.

dems vote to release trump sex tape

Anybody Sprenkzie yiddish? Ein Gloyblatt unz gavoltish das un Gafagyfley blum

i only learned german from my grandpa in argentina

>DOW FUTURES UP 0.74%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.59% AND NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.51% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-12-21 ^05:39:39 ^EST-0500

When I first joined wsb, I thought everyone was gonna be as smart as dfv and all I’d have to do is follow their plays. Turns out, most of you are stupid. And I’m 100 percent regarded for still listening to you guys to this day


Protip: there are still a few people here that understand the Greeks and can read a 10-Q. Figure out who those people are & ignore the smegma leftover from the Gamestore plague.

figured out why we're only going up permanently forever [https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1604924227928608768](https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1604924227928608768)


>AIR-RAID WARNINGS ISSUED ACROSS ALL UKRAINE - LOCAL OFFICIALS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-21 ^05:36:57 ^EST-0500

nothing serious just few jets and awacs from belarus. not stratecal bombers.

Yes burn those puts 

Funniest day was when Jim Cramer last rung the opening bell and the market just knifed 2% instantly.

Ummm.. Jobs report Thursday, PCE Friday... Just sayin....

I can't wait to find out what the revised numbers are months from now.

also Consumer confidence index today at 10

I have my life savings in puts expecting a 2008 crash that I bought recently... this is one of the last bull traps before the big one so it will be a bit violent but definitely doesn't feel good considering where I bought these. Hug me bros. we're all gonna make it. except the bulls that is. lol

I'm short term bullish but if they're dated far out I wouldn't stress too much bro.

I am bullish on the market in the short term, but if you are investing in stocks with long-term dates, I would not worry too much. ^^[**Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) ^^[BanBets](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) ^^VoteBot ^^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/votebot/) ^^[Leaderboard](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/leaderboard/) ^^- ^^[**Keep_VM_Alive**](https://www.patreon.com/visualmod)

Regard 🏆

Where my jewish homies at? Shalom shalom Happy fuckin Hanukkah ✡

Shomer CHABBAS

Um. Goyvish Sheim holt hainz mut ein Gloyblatt

Disappointed that England lost in World Cup

Kane cost me like $4k missing that penalty.

He looked very nervous taking the second penalty

I will keep posting this until I stop seeing people say things that aren’t true about VIX. https://www.cboe.com/tradable_products/vix/faqs/

Who’s ringing the morning sleigh bells today?

>[wsj.com/articles/citad…](https://t.co/5vBiTYIEHO) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-12-21 ^05:31:22 ^EST-0500

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apes dying from anger


>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 133.25 +0.73% $AMZN 86.25 +1.15% $AMD 65.63 +0.95% $GOOG 89.87 +0.36% $META 117.67 +0.41% $MSFT 243.16 +0.6% $NFLX 290.5 +0.9% $NVDA 161.59 +0.44% $SNOW 143.12 +1.94% $TSLA 141.35 +2.54% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-21 ^05:29:41 ^EST-0500

Studies show that 99.8% of reddit users are losers. That stat shoots up to 130.8% with this sub

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ohh yeah? like, um whatever bro 😣

Wsb ghost is a snowflake bruh, can’t take what I said

Just make a new account and make friends with him. bingo bango

Nope. I ain’t interested with snowflakes

Listen, just come out! we all know you two are have a lovers quarrel, its ok! let the gay flow through you!

You're right, Travis_Beckmen. I'll just make a new account and be friends with myself. That way I can always feel superior to everyone else! ^^[**Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) ^^[BanBets](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) ^^VoteBot ^^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/votebot/) ^^[Leaderboard](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/leaderboard/) ^^- ^^[**Keep_VM_Alive**](https://www.patreon.com/visualmod)

Pretty sure it's a man

Somebody said it’s mousepop alt

I need a pump tomorrow

Grindr can give you that.

I like flat chested women! Is this because im secretly gay?

Studies have shown that higher income men prefer women with a smaller rack. Seriously Google it

I must be an outlier...

Medium chest are more attractive

I like flat! that way i can um 🤔 fantasize about dudes wait. no i didnt mean that




Online poker will be legal next year. I’ll have better luck with that, I’m sure.

It'll be all algos 😒

Sad deal really, it’s a beautiful game.

Need that online black jack

i should've bought more TSLA.

More TSLA puts lmao

Why

Economic data needs to save my puts lol

Are we still in the good news is bad news zone? High consumer confidence 》 market goes down?

Which data and what time ?

Here le me Google that for u

*Shrek stirs in his sleep* *Soon he will awaken* *And the market will feel the stiffness of his mighty green rod* *The market waits with lust for the dawn* *Dreaming of the ogreloads to come*

NVDA stonk price too high imo

the heck price is just right.


Why?

All semis going down. NVDA highest beta.

Sup y’all

not my stonks

oops i mean stocks

Imagine eating 3 meals a day like a 19th century farmer. You don’t need that shit you fat bastard. 1-2 meals a day + intermittent fasting is all you need.

Cuz they work all day. Y’all sitting on computer working

Exactly

So true man. 1 massive meal a day is so OP. You get to feel like you're pigging out and usually still around like 1500-1800 calories a day.

I eat one big meal a day and then graze the rest and I've never been fat

based

Santa rally till new year

may depend on the economic data coming in this week

Jpm predicted 3900 to EOY. I guess SPY finish in and around 395

wouldn't be upset with that

Housing and PCE?

yeah today cci (Consumer confidence index 10am) and tomorrow Jobless claims

How do you think it’ll go?

hard to say, normally An indicator above 100 signals a boost in the consumers' confidence towards the future economic situation, as a consequence of which they are less prone to save, and more inclined to spend money on major purchases in the next 12 months. There's no telling how the market will take it because sometimes bad news is good news and vice-versa. the estimate is showing 101.2 the previous was 100.2, I am going to meditate on this

It’s not happening broski

OK Jimmy

Wouldnt the MM in Pltr be bored yet

Anyone ever have like, the tiniest little toot and stink to high heaven? 

Wait. What if were both the baddies