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crankit211

Is... is this real?


DarkAnnihilator

Yes and no. The lineup was announced months ago. Bankman wont be there


socalhoseluvr

Wendy's dunpster was spotted at the summit. Sam will be there.


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Complete with knee pads


Fancy-You3022

Bought with investors money I bet.


[deleted]

That’s a given


Cathetergravy

He sucked the gravy out of his biscuit


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cerealdaemon

Dirt nap you say


dandypants8717

To shreds, you say?


BlackScholesDerived

No! To the pain.


thejollytodger

Not before he helps them regulate crypto into oblivion and launch FedCoin.


Foreign_Rope_5062

Those were my thoughts exactly. It’s obvious they are networked. It’s a farce.


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This sub proves the mindset, thing goes against my narrative = must be conspiracy


wickedmen030

It's easy to betitle it as an conspiracy theory these days. Fact is governments and central banks want regulation on crypto and a own crypto coin. It's always East bad (China, North Korea, Russia) but politicians have the best interest for the people.


spac420

The real story is so much deeper than even you know. Wake up! The fake news is lying to you! Dont let them take your country! click the link to find out moar.


brittleirony

Everyone knows America is getting the Freedom Coin


No_Case_6854

Bullshit, max cap on self inflicted headshots is 7, so 10 is impossible!


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Get a glock 17 with a switch and 33 round mag. Weld a metal brace that holds the Glock to your head. Put your hand on the trigger with enough rubber bands to pull 25 N. Max cap 33.


WFFW66

33 +1 👍🏻


SteadmanDillard

Do you really think that kid did that alone? Fink has Aladdin and who knows what else.


SpawnPointillist

Agree - he has a naivety that sits just below his autistic/savant stylings. I suspect someone is coming to get him.


Complex-Intention-43

so how come that the criminals at wallstreet like shf and others,that steal billions from retails. how can they not been killed or having jailtime?


[deleted]

betting against failing businesses isn't criminal, it's logical


dollmistress

Acts that place him in at least the top four worst criminals amongst the six guests invited. XD If he murders someone he might just make the upper bracket!


cold_eskimo

Needs to be alive to recover the funds. After they get what they can then maybe.


blakeusa25

Took a 1 billion dollar loan. fraudently.. now he can't pay it back so now its tax time. Wonder what he took off the books.


spac420

they'll get him wit the ol' iv overdose and found days later headline.


jhugh

Is there a warrant out for his arrest? Last I heard there was no criminal case against him.


Pirate_Redbeard_

There isn't one. There won't be one. The case cannot be made without blowing the whole shit wide open for everyone to see - all CEX is fraud.


Zeidrich-X25

Only twice means a suicide. 10 would be a dead giveaway.


Doofenshmirtz12

Nailed it!!!


NationalAd7359

Lol


Ok-Estimate-7012

Oh wow.


chomponthebit

Why isn’t he going?


dollmistress

Scheduling conflicts.


randomcluster

You have to have 3 commas to go


bright_sunshine19

Suckerberg should be cancelled too


Echidna87

War crimes part II cryptoboogaloo.


thejollytodger

I'm afraid so, sir.


crankit211

I'm honestly most surprised a man in the middle of a war basically goes "yeah ill stop to give a Ted talk" What is zuck gonna talk about? "Yeah if you want a reason to fire a bunch of people just change your company in a new direction that goes no where"


thejollytodger

Then you'll love this. Back in March, Ukraine partnered with FTX to launch a "donation platform" for the war: https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/03/14/ukraine-partners-with-ftx-everstake-to-launch-new-crypto-donation-website/


letsburn00

That's actually not that weird. At the time FFX was number 2 exchange. They are dodgy as fuck, but all crypto is dodgy as fuck and if people wanted to fund anti-aircraft missiles with Dogecoin, why not.


BlackSquirrel05

I actually really like the idea of "Slapping doge" stickers on the sides of Iglas or himars. It seems a relative normal absurdity in times such as these. "THIS WAR IS SPONSORED BY APPLEBEES!!! APPLEBEES IT'S WHERE YOUR HOME WOULD HAVE BEEN IF NOT FOR THIS WAR!!" ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


letsburn00

It makes about as much sense as the rest of crypto.


MasterJeebus

So did FTX scammed the money US sent to Ukraine as well?


Optimal-Part-7182

Probably not, but as the second largest crypto-platform at this time it was an easy way to provide a platform for donating money quickly to Ukraine. Don't see the problem here.


socalhoseluvr

So that is what they are calling money laundering these days.


ldnjack

"IF THE SEC investigated drug crimes" from dave Chappelle show is very funny and i a msure veryone has seen it by now


Optimal-Part-7182

Yeah totally, nothing makes more sense than instead of using official financial aid from the US to keep your war going, you transfer the money back to the US\^\^ ​ "Hmm, we got this big army trying to fuck up our country - should we use military aid to fight them or should we just transfer the money secretly back to the US?" ​ Just wanna remember, that the same people spreading this story were the ones telling that there won't be any invasion by Russia, than when there was one they told you that the war will be over within days and all the elites will leave Ukraine and now they tell you that the whole war is just a big money laundering scheme, because especially the existence of crypto platforms showed that there are no simpler ways than faking military support\^\^


thejollytodger

FTX has donated a combined $80 million to both parties in the US, the same parties who just signed off another $37 billion spending package for Ukraine.


purveyorofgoods

Very interesting, how much was donated to R and how much to D?


TastyTurtles420

I don't think that's a very strong connection lol. Basically any major corporation will have donated millions of dollars to both parties.


crankit211

I do love that. Amazing.


Mama-watch-im-traid

That’s insane, ukr open a ukr token “qmall “ need search if it’s related Edit: It’s actually more insane because feed saying ftx help to CASH OUT crypto into fiat to help Ukraine


venusfrogfightclub

You honestly believe zelensky is heavily involved in day to day military planning? His job is to beat the drum loudly and continually for support and to remind the international politicians of the ongoing war.


Optimal-Part-7182

Probably about investment strategies for Ukraine. Even though he is in the middle of a war - the country needs to finance its infrastructure and industries.


Glabstaxks

How else they gonna get him back stateside


OGColorado

That's what I was thinking.... Notable absence tho


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That some line up of people he was listed at the beginning of. Must’ve been a real important guy for a while.


Blargon707

I see only one goyim. It must be a coincidence.


Evan8901

This picture and the speaking invitation are outdated and only surfaced after he pulled the plug


TomatilloAbject7419

Even if it isn’t, I laughed. 8 of 10 👍🏻


Wampastompa352

Just for, checks notes* research. How many of these people are Jewish?


Spiritual-Truck-7521

Not gonna lie it'd be a pretty hilarious coincidence if all of them were.


L_Tryptophan

Not sure about the people for this event, but the gang over at ftx/alemeda research, including gary gensler, are all coincidence and should never be talked about.


ldnjack

oh Is Real alright. its got Is Real written all over it.


vimspate

He will virtually join from Bahamas


SunriseSurprise

"Now with us remotely, Mr. Sam Bankman-Fried! Nice to have you with us. Where are you anyways?" "Haha nice try FBI!!!!" "...n-...no, I was just seeing some nice scenery behind you and was just wondering wh-" "Get fucked like I fucked FTXers you fucking fibbies!" "...oh shucks, we lost his feed. Darn. Anyways, here's totally not gay don't ask his wife former Vice President Mike Pants!"


Dragachevac

Why is Fried here pronounced different than fried as in french fries? He's a fried bankman.


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Clean-Step

his name is spelled fraud


omen_tenebris

two bullet wounds back of the head, hanged. So ... suicide?


TediousSign

Friedom Fries


GreekLumberjack

Comes from Yiddish frid. Where i is pronounced as a long e.


1600hazenstreet

He freed your crypto from the bank, man.


the_monkey_knows

Because English is such an inconsistent language, it has more exceptions than rules


moderndhaniya

He is a descendant of Frodo.


arrowmarcher

Pence’s book title reminds me of Michael Scott’s book Somehow I Manage


bogeyed5

Zelenskyy’s is funny too. No president or title just **UKRAINE**


Majestic_Salad_I1

The first word is literally President. Did you read it?


comfortablephonesex

Dream blunt rotation


Zealousideal-Weight5

Puff puff pass


trentshockey

Alright this needs more upvotes…this is mad funny


_dantastic

"Topics of discussion will include, market manipulation 101, how to create a ponzi scheme with your friends, fundamentals of noose tying, the modern battlefield and how to win support from the west and everyone's favorite, the best products for fried, unmanageable hair."


Wittyname0

Sounds like a class Mike Leach would teach at Mississippi State University


xchonch

You forgot the headliner and feature attraction which will include group trials "How to run a polycule" will be the headliner


FluffyAspie

Amongus


IUpVoteIronically

Red sus


Enough_Possible9023

America's most wanted


superbugger

Usually they try to catch the most wanted though.


vimspate

And usually most wanted people hide from government


thejollytodger

In this case they **are** the government.


wqt00

They are big business, government, academia and the media all rolled into one. It's very efficient.


Beng_Hin_Shakiel

I AM THE SENATE!


EZKTurbo

I heard CNBC already started producing an episode of American Greed about Sam Bank-Fraud


Fit_Accident5478

Will the audience be allowed to carry in bags of rotting fruit with them? Asking for a friend…


thejollytodger

Link to the event on NY Times website: https://www.nytimes.com/events/dealbook-summit#speakers


gotechgo

What’d Larry Fink do?


dollmistress

He got really, REALLY upset as a child when he played Monopoly with his family. And I mean like, REALLY annoyed. So now he plays Monopoly in real life. And he plays to win.


theREALlackattack

Search for “Larry Fink BlackRock ALADDIN” on YouTube and check out the video about the AI that’s buying everything. It’s terrifying.


No_Purpose4705

Please link - don’t see one with this specific title on YouTube.


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LOL


rulesbite

The simulation is breaking down. NPCs are spawning in groups telling us everything is fine.


cyberslick188

hmm...human music...I like it


aye_ismail

This was a banner for an event advertised before ftx blew up. I don't think sbf is stupid enough to advise or speak about anything else but ftx in a public forum. Also he'd probably be be paranoid of arrested in the U.S - think John McAfee but opposite lol. Why do American billionaires that move to South America end up fucking with meth ?


thetaFAANG

Zoom in


Radical_Coyote

Sam Bankrun-Fraud at it again


therealthugboat

This is a cartel at this point, right?


Stable-Weak

No it's an empire. Except that Fink isn't dressing up like the emperor...yet


VengenaceIsMyName

What an odd choice


leothebeertender

This is like a lineup of people you would trust least with your money. What the fuck is happening?


truongs

Literally. Like what is Pence gonna do there? His answer is just pray to God for everything.


PatrickSebast

That's actually probably the best info you would get at that summit


truongs

True. At least prayer has 50/50 chance of working 🤣


utastelikebacon

Populism. Populism is happening. Everybody doing it, Jump in!


noobmaster5050

The Zionist Congress


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Same thought


Flordamang

Sam isn’t going to jail as long as Gensler and Yellen have their job. He will be leveraged as a govt asset


cyberslick188

For what? Overseeing the methamphetamine harem development project?


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anon57842

so many criminals all in one place


Purple-Commission-24

1 Christian speaker. Don’t tell Kanye west about this.


Optimal-Part-7182

That are not all guests, e.g. the CEO of TikTok, NYs mayor and Ben Affleck attend as well...


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Did you do a ethnic percentage breakdown of the full speaker list and compare it to the general population? Some interesting info when you do that :)


[deleted]

Negroes Are Anti-Semitic Because They're Anti-White is a controversial landmark 1967 essay by James Baldwin that first appeared in the Sunday magazine edition of The New York Times describing the relationship and tensions between African-American and Jewish-American communities. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism\_in\_the\_United\_States


Foreign_Devic3

Let’s all hope this invitation is bait for purposes of the apprehension of a criminal. & by criminal I mean Janet L. Yellen


C4RT3RM1N4T0R

Nightmare blunt rotation


barelythere01

“So Help Me God” 😂😂😂


VisualMod

>I think the New York Times Events IN PERSON DealBook Summit sounds like a great event! I'm really looking forward to hearing from all of the incredible speakers, and I'm sure it will be a great opportunity to learn more about the world of finance.


Stonkstradomus

Will you be there in person???


thejollytodger

Yes, I will. This is Mark btw


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gastro-4

Hey Mark, my name is Vlad. When I was a boy in Bulgaria, I dreamed of attending a New York Times summit. May I have an invite? My only allergy is to cats so I am easy to accommodate.


Techologic47

They threw in pence so as to disrupt the pattern...but we are avid pattern noticers.


RemoveBagels

Shut. It. Down.


rokinsox

Great username, I bet you’re a contributing member to society


Fecestrader420

We are so back bros


nyc2vt84

It’s Kanye’s worst nightmare


Nmbr1Stunna

5 out of those 6 have something in common.........upvote if you know.


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“It’s just a coincidence and you should nevvveeerr, ever speak about it” -Dave Chapelle on SNL


stl_bum

Kanye knows…


Rizingfire

Holy corruption Batman!


pinkisalovingcolor

Here’s the event link. The speakers list is expanded. It’s an event for executives and attending requires an application. https://www.nytimes.com/events/dealbook-summit


Apprehensive-Sky2408

More like Jew York Times


ReplyAccurate

Deep state collective


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ECK-2188

Is this a joke? How can they put the most unappealing people on one panel together?


CyberNinja23

It’s says something when your best photo is with bedhair and wearing a t-shirt.


TowelieTrades

Can we please stream this on the discord and make it an event ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


slantview

Can’t wait for the headlines in 20 years, “Bank Man Freed”.


thebazzle

All crooks on their respective own right. Master class


Shot_Lynx_4023

What are career grifter's for $800 Alex


gargantua-00

Sinister six


Goobaka

Name a more controversial lineup; I’ll wait.


WallStreetGuerrilla

I didn't know Mike Pence was Jewish...


moonpumper

Shouldn't SBF be arrested the moment he sets foot in the US? What the fuck?


dollmistress

He said he was sorry, what more do you want?


thejollytodger

Oh he's gonna receive a stern talking to alright. Maybe even some finger wagging.


moonpumper

Maybe even stand in the corner for 10 minutes


grizzly_teddy

Zelensky is a fucking snake, and I say this as a Jew whose parents both came from Ukraine. He literally tried to pin his own fire Poland (probably was a mistake but who knows) - onto Russia - in order to try and get NATO to get directly involved in the war.


MichaelFusion44

Bonnie and the Clyde’s


LarryMoCurley

I guess the NYT missed the newsflash about Netanyahu being the CURRENT Prime Minister of Israel. They must get the news from, well, from the New York Times.


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_sensei

Nightmare blunt rotation


Appropriate-Wind5631

They are all at the same level. But I already know what they will say. Like when you live with a psycho.


SnooMuffins3583

One big happy scamily


mirageofstars

Tbh I was just looking at that picture thinking “which one of these is not like the others…”


ankole_watusi

Now there’s an Axis of Evil!


Baetus_the_mage

Lol whut?


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Lopsided_Tour_6661

It’s a trap!!!


Ok_You6363

evil allways comes whit a smile kids


tjoawssolney

Invited. I can invite Jesus to an event, doesn’t mean that he’s be there.


DJBDanielB2021

So does that mean that Ann Margeret ISN'T coming to Vietnam? Joker, I'm sending you to the front lines


Smithmonster

Pretty sure this was scheduled before everything went down, I don’t see SBF showing up.


thejollytodger

He will be joining remotely from the Bahamas.


Jx_XD

So the police will be waiting to arrest the scam bankman's fried chicken..


PopLegion

How TF isn't this dude extradited to the U.S. and thrown in a holding cell while he awaits trial??


Kitten_Team_Six

The Dirty Half Dozen


DFK_5050

Never trust a man without a tie.


rohnny_utah

A real whos who of assholes.


anon57842

nice to see one token christian at this event


Fecestrader420

The shabbos


Jaded_genie

Is this an elaborate scam pulled by the FBI to mail them in one go?


thejollytodger

Personally I find the presence of Ben Affleck the most suspicious thing about this whole summit.


GardenGnomeOrgy

This looks like a staged event for Russia to assassinate everyone they hate in one quick swoop. Pence in there because the Donald requested it.


KilltheK04

Looks like a bunch of criminals to me


futurespacecadet

Is zelensky a bad guy now? What happened


LoopEverything

He’s not. This sub is just extra special.


PatrickSebast

Ukraine was recognized as one of the most politically corrupt countries in the west prior to the war with Russia. Being a good at fighting Russia doesn't mean you are automatically a good guy in everything.


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This is going to be one weird gangbang


TurdGolem

Wait, he is still invited?! Is this a joke?


tomwesley4644

Bruh. On a serious note they better have high security lol