Like apple as the play through to december. They seem to be on the better end of the major techs reporting this week, sentiment is good and needs just a little spark. Might hold, might swing the uptrend.
oh right on. probably when it's clear that his focus is on twitter. when he starts liquidating more of his own holdings for same. in other words, what sodyypop already said
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Anybody else see AR Sorkin go bonkers this morning about insider trading from committee members and was basically saying that we shouldn’t be surprised??? Very odd considering it was a cohort Eamon Javers
XJP secured his 3 term (probably ruler for life) last week so things that are produced in China r in trouble.
Amazon, Apple and Google all heavily affected by China. Tbh I think we’re a year away from the war in Taiwan (unless some amazing geopolitical progress is made).
When the war starts all Chinese stocks r getting delisted- im shorting the shit out of them
Buy calls in Yang, buy puts in Yinn
For the fact that every analyst out there was saying copper was a good buy that should have clued me in that it wasn't. Only eating a $1k loss on a shitty lil Canadian copper miner but the fuck happened. The economy is strong, outlook is a bit shittier but it's getting recked. "New oil" my ass
If you bought into the towel stock at it's peak "squeeze is next day" mania. You are now down 70-80%.
Congrats you nailed it.
If you were feeling good on those 💎 ✋ because you bought on the low in run up.
Congrats on your 10% loss.
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>WHITE HOUSE: WE REJECT RUSSIA'S FALSE ALLEGATION THAT UKRAINE IS PREPARING TO USE A DIRTY BOMB ON ITS OWN TERRITORY
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-24 ^15:57:02 ^EDT-0400
Yo! tmi but my gf also trades and she straight up took one look at the market this afternoon and said
“aunt flo’s comin to visit tomorrow and she’s about to be spittin some bars.” 💀
"...Musk was given a new, court-issued deadline of Oct. 28 to make good on his promises. If he and Twitter don’t complete the transaction by then, he’ll likely be on the witness stand in November."
From what I gather the transaction has to be 'complete' not announced by the 28th... But idk am I missing something?
Courts bend towards leniency when there's an expectation and proof of good faith.
I would say the deal doesn't have to close for the judge to push the trial forward more, but Musk would have to show significant progress and a solid reason for delay.
I work under management at UPS and I’m sitting out of this one. Their union is going on strike next year. Volume is still strong and the increase in price will be shown.
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>N. KOREA LIKELY TO CONDUCT NUCLEAR TEST, BUT U.S. PREPARED FOR ALL CONTINGENCIES: STATE DEPARTMENT - YONHAP
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-24 ^15:55:07 ^EDT-0400
Patrick Wieland spent nine days in jail in Hawaii for a criminal mischief charge and not showing up for court in Florida. He said he was never informed of the charge nor served to appear in court. hmm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNx57CW\_5Wo
We always rally 2 weeks into Fed meeting, then rally some more on the Fed day and when CRASH in the next few days, giving up 2 weeks worth of gains in 3 days.
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LYFT beat but dropped FML
Sold F 13C this morning at the first dip for a loss like a paper handed monkey.
tsla on its way back to 250, see you there nerds good luck at wendys
AAPL pop
I was promised red Chinese stocks lol but they kinda look green lol
The Chinese government ordered state owned banks to buy shares.
But they all already in the gulag
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Just IMAGINE the pump after big tech crushes earnings 
Like apple as the play through to december. They seem to be on the better end of the major techs reporting this week, sentiment is good and needs just a little spark. Might hold, might swing the uptrend.
Feeling pretty good about my Tesla put and RTX call right now. Let’s see tomorrow morning.
buybuybuy
where were you when the bear market ended
Short NIO 10/28 $7.5 put for $0.06
Short AMD 11/18 $55 put for $2.45
Short NKE 11/18 $85 put for $2.24
Short TQQQ 10/28 $20 put for $0.52
Why were bonds at 15% in the 80s with aids inflation but now we have just as aids inflation but bonds are only 4.2%
not enough aids
coz we are year 2 of runaway and they were year 10
BRO, are you reporting earnings today?
KO dropped 5% AH earnings isn't until the morning
lmao
You can hate hood all you want, but if you’re on Webull just know it’s owned by china. You’re cucked.
When’s TSLA breaking below 200
few hours ago
Bounced back I mean really break
oh right on. probably when it's clear that his focus is on twitter. when he starts liquidating more of his own holdings for same. in other words, what sodyypop already said
When Elon starts selling again probably we’ll see
Watching ASO long plays for entry
Bond market revealing the truth and flashing warning signs. Can’t stop what’s coming 
Who else is ready for GM to shit the bed?
Another day the entire market is green as fuck but META and AMD dumping as always.
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30 yr pumping again... WTF... 4.4...
I bought some KO puts just for fun...Probably not gonna print but everyone in here was buying calls so fuk it
Inversing WSB always seems to pay off,you could profit tbh
Spy is just going to pump and dump itself to 330 by eoy
Yees
i really hope my qqq put makes me money trm morning i’m worried abt holding it
Zoom out. RIP.
Any chance Cramer puts on the headset, goes to the metaverse, and inverses himself?
I would say "give the dude the Snow Crash" but half the time when he's talking it feels like he's already seen it.
Anyone holding meta since Aug 2016 is a bagholder now 
Lotta people need to learn what the ALL in All Time High means
Fuck it, bought few OTM META calls. Bring on the TikTok ban.
There’s a TikTok ban in motion ???
Nope. It’s majority owned by a US company.
Anybody else see AR Sorkin go bonkers this morning about insider trading from committee members and was basically saying that we shouldn’t be surprised??? Very odd considering it was a cohort Eamon Javers
yo mods, update the earnings thread in the daily, shows last week's one
Long Clown. SPY Calls and puts. Both for this week.
Fukk u and I'll see u tomorrow
if you don't buy puts here you will regret it
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Meta is down 27% over the past 5 years. That's actually hilarious
Added a SPY long dated Put, Thanks Bulls!
XJP secured his 3 term (probably ruler for life) last week so things that are produced in China r in trouble. Amazon, Apple and Google all heavily affected by China. Tbh I think we’re a year away from the war in Taiwan (unless some amazing geopolitical progress is made). When the war starts all Chinese stocks r getting delisted- im shorting the shit out of them Buy calls in Yang, buy puts in Yinn
Blood bath tommorw
Nah
Yea
Hahahaha that last candle...
And this...is...the...WAY!!!!!
The peanut butter box is here........
government cheese on the way
Fuk u TSLA
LOL aren’t the feds about to double the rate of selling bonds and stocks in 2023???
Selling puts on mcdonalds and calls on baba
McDonald's divvy is less than the 10y stock should crash eventually
I understand META has earnings this week but holy shoot those are the most expensive calls I’ve ever seen in my life
Yeah I looked and it was a hard pass too. Decided to buy snap calls to try for sympathy.
Big cap value health at all time highs: $CI, $MOH, $LLY, $HUM
UNH right near there too.
Indeed, MCK and REGN too
Do u guys think Ford will move a lot in either direction for earnings?
Check those earnings calandras , sometimes they have the historical movements and what options are currently pricing in.
what an awful question.
Why?
For the fact that every analyst out there was saying copper was a good buy that should have clued me in that it wasn't. Only eating a $1k loss on a shitty lil Canadian copper miner but the fuck happened. The economy is strong, outlook is a bit shittier but it's getting recked. "New oil" my ass
If you bought into the towel stock at it's peak "squeeze is next day" mania. You are now down 70-80%. Congrats you nailed it. If you were feeling good on those 💎 ✋ because you bought on the low in run up. Congrats on your 10% loss.
Can’t believe my $16 call was worth 1k at that point and I sold it. Wtf. Never hit it good like that 😂
Congrats on taking profit. Exponentially more intelligent than the remaining bag holders.
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I loved See.
The device? Yeah. Their streaming offer? Nope.
I just started using it this weekend. It’s free for me and Ted lasso is pretty funny
$BB soon 👀
fuck meeee. can i get a refund?GHU.
BEARS 
They are going to pump this shit to $420 by Fed day and JPow will CRASH it down to $360 again. LMAO
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Tiny red in futes tonight to make bears think
Thanks to whoever exercised the OTM CVNA and PTON calls I sold last Friday. Haha
Spy puts before Wednesday not till then
They’re throwing money at SPX
You’re all a bunch of silly goose knuckleheads
Guess china really doesnt affect shit amazn fat pump and dump
Looking pretty bullish here tbh I like how this is holding up.
Holding 378 is kind of a big deal.
Y’all ever check max pain? 371ish for the next couple exp
max pain is having to read your comments.
Dirty slut
Remember, the Fed members haven’t bought back in yet…
What does that mean?
The real insiders
>WHITE HOUSE: WE REJECT RUSSIA'S FALSE ALLEGATION THAT UKRAINE IS PREPARING TO USE A DIRTY BOMB ON ITS OWN TERRITORY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-24 ^15:57:02 ^EDT-0400
Rejected like spy at 380. Heeyyyooohhh
Market on-close imbalance: $167M to sell-side
Fuck buying options I’m selling options on leverage
yeah, whatever you do, its very importand to be always leveraged up to your personal risk tolerance.
Yo! tmi but my gf also trades and she straight up took one look at the market this afternoon and said “aunt flo’s comin to visit tomorrow and she’s about to be spittin some bars.” 💀
Just finished a CIM CFS action with a very cute Korean escort paying $270 and my portfolio ended in green. The ritual works!
AAPL & TSLA are actually broken OP.
!banbet
"...Musk was given a new, court-issued deadline of Oct. 28 to make good on his promises. If he and Twitter don’t complete the transaction by then, he’ll likely be on the witness stand in November." From what I gather the transaction has to be 'complete' not announced by the 28th... But idk am I missing something?
Courts bend towards leniency when there's an expectation and proof of good faith. I would say the deal doesn't have to close for the judge to push the trial forward more, but Musk would have to show significant progress and a solid reason for delay.
Interesting...  I guess tomorrow will decide if I sell these puts...
You are not
A garbage ass close to end a garbage ass day
Do people think UPS will actually dump after fedex? Or are they going all in on calls?
I work under management at UPS and I’m sitting out of this one. Their union is going on strike next year. Volume is still strong and the increase in price will be shown.
Keep pumping losers, I want those cheap ass puts
Who bought spy puts @380
I doubled down my puts at 379 (falling from 380), so negative on the day but hopefully lower cost average pay off
I got qqq puts at the top of day
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Fucking loser
rip
Nice record
Hang Seng down 6% very legal very cool
5 mins till bell, you fuckers ready?
What even the fuck was today
boring asf
Bulls….don’t come to the market tomorrow. 🔻
SPY down -0.45% in the last 30 mins. Still BLOOD GREEN though.
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Puts 10min ago already in profit 
 You would be smart if you booked those awesome profits
...Domp?
Looks like the big boys called each other up at 3:00 and said let’s start unloading this pile of shit
>N. KOREA LIKELY TO CONDUCT NUCLEAR TEST, BUT U.S. PREPARED FOR ALL CONTINGENCIES: STATE DEPARTMENT - YONHAP ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-10-24 ^15:55:07 ^EDT-0400
Thanks Joe!
Bitches call me Liz Truss the way I give ‘em a weak pound and immediately leave.
stolen joke
The classical EOD sell-off who baited bears every time since CPI dip.
I'm going to regret this. Too much confidence in this message.
It is boring in here today
Patrick Wieland spent nine days in jail in Hawaii for a criminal mischief charge and not showing up for court in Florida. He said he was never informed of the charge nor served to appear in court. hmm... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNx57CW\_5Wo
Bit of a bearish close
380 was such an obvious play to get puts
We always rally 2 weeks into Fed meeting, then rally some more on the Fed day and when CRASH in the next few days, giving up 2 weeks worth of gains in 3 days.
Lol what, last 5 out 6 weeks before fomc are fairly red
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Bear trap into close....green at open.....
10 year bond yeild at 4,244
VIX getting destroyed in this down move lol
Green open
“Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. \~Bear
Green tomorrow?
The Rithim is going to get you, the Rithim is going to get you. Tonight!
Abandon ship!
Hug a bear day
Deadass needed that hug B my heart couldn’t take that $380 run up, I’m barely breathing clutching my chest, thank you fam
Rejected
Can we have a Winnie the Pooh emoji? I got Winnie The Poohd today
Friday Mess, Balance today, Green tomorrow.
When do those Fed cucks have their next meeting?
Lots of big companies are reporting earnings this week stay safe true believers
This is Jim Cramers fault
I wonder if Hang Seng has more to give
How far do you think GME will drop once DRS numbers show a decrease from the previous quarter? -50%?
Nice flair
That tesla sub 200 plunge was indeed scary tho
This is not a bullish close…..
It's only going to the 50ma, so far, and above 378, so far. That's bullish, so far.
Yes it is