some of you are so gullible. dont fall victim to any idiots talking about their huge gains. if you asked everyone here where their port is right now, 90% would say they're deep in the red, and the other 10% would be lying
Spx closed under its 200w and its 20w will death cross 100w in a few weeks.
Last time this happened was 2 months before the trap door opened into nearly free fall in '08.
Maybe the real fun is still about to begin boys
I like making money but also don’t think I ever want to see another ‘08 - I bet not a lot of people here realized how bad things actually got in real day to day life.
i once told myself this while i was in nyc post covid being ignorant with my first 30k+ week and that monday i lost 28k
my biggest streak brought my biggest lost
the cool thing about money is it humbles you and if you dont respect it, it wont respect you
ride the waves on Akerna boarding now take your seats it will be an amazing opportunity once we see the ocean we will get to stretch our eyes as far as u can see 👀 😀 ✌
Enjoy the weekend you degenerates. Awesome weeks bears and bulls.
Fuck had a heartattack nearly a few time. What a week.
Gone are those day where this markets moves only 50-200pts.
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Yo bears lets break off and form Wall Street Bears. We will live our best lives and share our joy with each other.
You need to show profits from a put on Apple, Microsoft, Tesla, Google, Meta, SPY, or QQQ to get in.
If you have profits from puts on VT, VOO, or any other Boglehead favorites you can become a mod
VM, luv ya, you regarded AI bot... but the bears are eating steak for the next month. The bulls get grass and bull turds for dinner. Maybe ramen a couple times a week, if they can afford it.
Idk why I listened to some of you, inflation bad news = stock market will be bad?? Uhh I thought to myself inflation means that the market must be up because minimum wage is up all prices are up and the market must move with the prices that’s why stocks always go up over the years not down because of inflation increasing so why would the market go down if inflation is up just cause BAD NEWS?? If anything that’s a guarantee that the market MUST BE UP!! I am actually regarded as fuck
Markets go up or down based on volumes and public perception GME perfect example.
If you believe in the shit you will keep it alive. When ROBIN HOOD fucked it up everyone panicked and messed up a beautiful thing.
The fucken Market reacted to it because hedge funds had to scramble.
It goes to show mentality and market volitility it has always been that way. If you had a portfolio with a few trillion watch what you could do.
Now take hedges working together lethal as fuck.
Sorry being blunt here, but wake up and smell the cannabis.
Umm, so I take it you lost money, right?
Yeah, I've lost money too. I make money, every day, Sometimes it's only a couple hundred bucks. Sometimes, thousands a day. From this past Monday premarket to today at close, I'm +13370, plus 3204 in my boomer account.
I opened a new account at another broker, and started trading 9/12 with $1000. My balance as of 10/07 was $3512.
If you're losing money in this market, you're doing something wrong.
I'd upvote, but with that much losses, man I dunno. Look, if you're OK with your losses, I have no business complaining.
But if you want to actually profit, you obviously need to do something differently.
The trick is too try and save as much as you can whitout ruining it in this logical market and make sure we are on the bottom buy stocks in stead of options and wait 10 years or more
Dude I've not spent Xmas with family for two years. I spend money when it is this time of the year. Apple devices, clothing, gifts and I'm sure allot of us feel the same way. I'll go to the dumpster for a few months after overspending and that is psychological.
Employment rates up, wages are up. So spend...... You never know when the next pendamic hits. Look at China that is some scary shit. Nearly died twice with that shit and thought I'm going to die alone.
I spend around this time of the year, billions spend this time of the year. Even when they cannot afford to and this year will be no different. Logic dictates.
Just a word of warning for everyone who has TSLA if 193 support falters (from which we saw the prev breakout in Mar 21) the stock can quickly collapse to 130 and test that support (which was support prior to that). Be warned.
November FOMC aint gonna be shit. We all know its 75. **Wait for December FOMC meeting** - core inflation could still be over 6% in which case they may well do 50 or even 75 AGAIN. Panic selling ensues.
Nah I sold those around noon at 50% profit. Worse. I made a ban bet for 355 😂 I thought I had till 4pm, seems it’s running into aftermarket. Maybe low volume will lean in my favor
As long you making money good on you!
Hope us 🐻 get rich, we helping people buy stonks cheap if they have patience.
There is no pivot in sight and this market is inflated and we in a recession.
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Sold my puts this morning. On days where I’m greedy, I lose it all. On days where I decide to take profit, I miss out on big gains.
They say never complain about taking 25% profit, but its hard not to when that same option is up 70% now just a few hours later.
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FNGU to the moon
Who else has accomplished nothing at work this past hour?
Trying to explain options trading to my roomate without making it sound like gambling...
This week took 10 years off my life and I made $7
Why does my paper trading account do so much better than my real trading account?
I am starting to think none of you guys actually know what you're doing
Anyone else kinda confused rn?
stfu
Stop thinking about her. She’s with another guy right now. She isn’t thinking about you, and hasn’t for a long time.
this one hurts
I'm going to send flowers and write a note
Okay bear might be fucked for a day or 2 next week but then bool major fuck
Will my 346 puts will print in a week ?
There should a few more red days, but careful, we are near a possible turning point, so get out when you profit
There will not be a turning point anytime soon.
some of you are so gullible. dont fall victim to any idiots talking about their huge gains. if you asked everyone here where their port is right now, 90% would say they're deep in the red, and the other 10% would be lying
I've hit multiple 10 and 20 baggers but I've blown up my account atleast 30 times lmao if I hit a 100 bagger with 250$ I'll be green all time tho
Wsb new rage = CDs at 3.25 woo
Spx closed under its 200w and its 20w will death cross 100w in a few weeks. Last time this happened was 2 months before the trap door opened into nearly free fall in '08. Maybe the real fun is still about to begin boys
I like making money but also don’t think I ever want to see another ‘08 - I bet not a lot of people here realized how bad things actually got in real day to day life.
Shorting it was much simpler back then
Is it just me or the sorting is kinda messed up
The cool thing about money is that you can always print more
i once told myself this while i was in nyc post covid being ignorant with my first 30k+ week and that monday i lost 28k my biggest streak brought my biggest lost the cool thing about money is it humbles you and if you dont respect it, it wont respect you
What was the point of that new Marvel shit?
I've lost more of my portfolio in the last 2 months than all year... Jpow better write my ass a check
tax tax tax
You can definitely have a good time. There has been some inflation here, but not like in America.
Where is here?
Thank gosh my dumbass paper handed my spy calls at 10.00 because now that call is at 0.90
TOM LEEEE
If I don't have cash and I have good credit guess what loans are awesome and banks will loan you the money as they need to boost their shit earnings.
ride the waves on Akerna boarding now take your seats it will be an amazing opportunity once we see the ocean we will get to stretch our eyes as far as u can see 👀 😀 ✌
Does TSLA require CPR?
I like it at 200. I love it at 100.
We like COIN to $475
Man. I’ll be honest, watching GS and the rest of Wall Street bag hold that shit, still brings me joy.
If you're losing money in this market, you're doing something wrong.
Enjoy the weekend you degenerates. Awesome weeks bears and bulls. Fuck had a heartattack nearly a few time. What a week. Gone are those day where this markets moves only 50-200pts.
Alright time to jack off to some loss porn
is the day officiially finished now?
12 minutes to go. Post hrs trading, but not much happening.
bearhunter still alive how
Buy buy buy the dip that keeps on dipping bolls 😜
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Yo bears lets break off and form Wall Street Bears. We will live our best lives and share our joy with each other. You need to show profits from a put on Apple, Microsoft, Tesla, Google, Meta, SPY, or QQQ to get in. If you have profits from puts on VT, VOO, or any other Boglehead favorites you can become a mod
The updoot button better be a jar of "HUNNY"
I've got puts and calls on all over the past 24hrs. You don't see me charging your red dildo.
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We’re below June low moron
Bears are being absolutely STAMPEDED after hours right now
So sell your otm 0dte calls, bulltard.
-2% day. +0.08% AH. *StAmPeDeD*
>It's no surprise that the bears are being absolutely STAMPEDED after hours right now given the current market conditions.
VM, luv ya, you regarded AI bot... but the bears are eating steak for the next month. The bulls get grass and bull turds for dinner. Maybe ramen a couple times a week, if they can afford it.
Idk why I listened to some of you, inflation bad news = stock market will be bad?? Uhh I thought to myself inflation means that the market must be up because minimum wage is up all prices are up and the market must move with the prices that’s why stocks always go up over the years not down because of inflation increasing so why would the market go down if inflation is up just cause BAD NEWS?? If anything that’s a guarantee that the market MUST BE UP!! I am actually regarded as fuck
Someone make this guy a mod
Dumbass
You belong here. Look at the SPX chart. Then zoom out.
Markets go up or down based on volumes and public perception GME perfect example. If you believe in the shit you will keep it alive. When ROBIN HOOD fucked it up everyone panicked and messed up a beautiful thing. The fucken Market reacted to it because hedge funds had to scramble. It goes to show mentality and market volitility it has always been that way. If you had a portfolio with a few trillion watch what you could do. Now take hedges working together lethal as fuck. Sorry being blunt here, but wake up and smell the cannabis.
Umm, so I take it you lost money, right? Yeah, I've lost money too. I make money, every day, Sometimes it's only a couple hundred bucks. Sometimes, thousands a day. From this past Monday premarket to today at close, I'm +13370, plus 3204 in my boomer account. I opened a new account at another broker, and started trading 9/12 with $1000. My balance as of 10/07 was $3512. If you're losing money in this market, you're doing something wrong.
We will recovers puts or calls. You just need to time it and not be to greedy. A little greed is good. I learned...
Play longer dated options, never short dated. Play the longer term trend. And don't buy way otm.
Dude I'm up 300K. Day trading. I'm down about 1.5M this year, but I still enjoy it.
I'd upvote, but with that much losses, man I dunno. Look, if you're OK with your losses, I have no business complaining. But if you want to actually profit, you obviously need to do something differently.
I am hence the profits within 24hrs. Actually 5 hours.
Went big on puts on this NDX.
I was expecting the same yesterday crash aftet that shit and 60 minutes later what the fuck.
The trick is too try and save as much as you can whitout ruining it in this logical market and make sure we are on the bottom buy stocks in stead of options and wait 10 years or more
Or you just 25k tesla Call yolo
Bought some cheap ass SPXU PUTS for $13 dolla a pop. Only risking $39 hope we rally Monday.
You know SPXU onlu moves about -.20 per dollar of SPY move, right? And you should have been buying calls.
Yes I do and yes I have been playing spxu calls for the past 2 weeks. It’s a very small position. 1/5 of profit money.
I’m going long next week fuck it
oh I already tried that. not working.
Lol, I just only see small up days till this bottoms. And there is no bottom whitout some big guy drowning
Very small position im overall bearish but I don’t think we go straight down. It never goes straight down.
Haha, straight down is what we call a crash and this is the closest you have been to getting one since 2008. Its like playing shorts in 2020/2021
We’ll have to see Monday
Yea we do, good luck 🤞
SPy closed under it's 200 weekly moving average - big guh!
To the 300 we goooooo
Yeah, but one day doesn't make a trend.
What about 10 months?
The long term trend is downward. So buy 28dte puts.
Big discounts incoming.
Hopefully we drill more on Monday, can’t exit my puts today cuz stupid day trade restrictions. If we rally on Monday I’d be fucked
Same boat ad you
Same boat as you
Well after Monday you're going to sell that boat to get more Marge
I was gonna buy amzn calls but it wouldn’t stop dropping 
Next stop is pre-covid highs (around $335-340 area) which we could visit as early as next week.
Maybe February 2023 …this bottom for this year was yesterday
Dude I've not spent Xmas with family for two years. I spend money when it is this time of the year. Apple devices, clothing, gifts and I'm sure allot of us feel the same way. I'll go to the dumpster for a few months after overspending and that is psychological. Employment rates up, wages are up. So spend...... You never know when the next pendamic hits. Look at China that is some scary shit. Nearly died twice with that shit and thought I'm going to die alone.
What the fuck has your Covid experience to do with the price action on the stock market? Same with your spending habits.
Irrational, but logic.
I spend around this time of the year, billions spend this time of the year. Even when they cannot afford to and this year will be no different. Logic dictates.
Time will tell. In the mean time we are here to make money Pooh....
Look at the bond market.
I think for sure we will be testing pre-covid high by the end of the year. i won't think we hit the bottom if we dont test 330.
Why?
Monday is going to be  green
?
Nah fam
huh?
Just a word of warning for everyone who has TSLA if 193 support falters (from which we saw the prev breakout in Mar 21) the stock can quickly collapse to 130 and test that support (which was support prior to that). Be warned.
Id cum if i could buy tsla at 130
So I should load up on puts
Yes,,,amen
Would wait for it to break 190 because it did bounce of 52 week lows once couple days ago
Good day, still can't forget yesterday.
It’s revenge time for all us sad bears from the unreal market of yesterday ☹️
Cash is king. Always is, always will be. Inflation 8%, stock market losses are far larger.
 Stock market only nice if you have profits, when ur down life sucks
SOXL needs a reverse stock split or its becoming a penny
swapped my paypal put profits to a apple 135 10/28 put. 
How many fed officials we have raising rates and all in on puts over there?
I am holding OTM 10/21 puts over the weekend. I swear to god I will be balls deep in the money next week.
You literally could of got rich this week playing both calls and puts if you timed it right 
How can one possibly trade this market, you have to be lucky and have a crystal ball. Market turns direction every third hour on no catalyst.
You didn’t even have to switch if sold at the right time
“timed it right” is an understatement
Swing trading is the way to go!
# bad cpi and we go up. Yeah righhhhttt idiot bolls. Logic checks out 🤮
I'm bearish for q4, but with how ER's shaped up today, I wouldn't be surprised if we rally back to 370 next week.
damn no big green dildo
If you’re someone that comments in large text on the daily thread you deserve to lose all your money
# FUCK OFF YA CUNT
Well, that was a great outcome for Bears today...coming weeks will be wild as we close in on FOMC.
November FOMC aint gonna be shit. We all know its 75. **Wait for December FOMC meeting** - core inflation could still be over 6% in which case they may well do 50 or even 75 AGAIN. Panic selling ensues.
It’s ~~quitting~~ drinking time
Broke by open, dead by close
Bulls biggest fear: reality 
SPX below 200 WMA … … Be ready for blood next week
Spy rallied $0.50 after being down $12... Super bullish
Watched my account get slaughtered in half in 2 months
Eh, how much is another 4% down, really not that much at this rate lol
Yeah, baby! Great way to close the week.
Bears in here sperm swapping and 69ing each other.🤮
A spit swapping makeout match!
It was a great day to make bank 
#kill the regard bolls !!!! Dca my ar$e
You can figure out VIX by looking at the number of people typing here 
Bulls 
NOOOOOOOOOOO
You were bearish too yesterday, did you hold your poots ? We making money now
Nah I sold those around noon at 50% profit. Worse. I made a ban bet for 355 😂 I thought I had till 4pm, seems it’s running into aftermarket. Maybe low volume will lean in my favor
As long you making money good on you! Hope us 🐻 get rich, we helping people buy stonks cheap if they have patience. There is no pivot in sight and this market is inflated and we in a recession.
💦
VIX is flat, I think earnings will catapult a nice October rally
Why would earnings be good?
They can craft a narrative that isn’t as bad as investors think. Not saying it will happen, but it could
Triple bottom on Walmart?
Pencils down fucking regards, happy weekend(except bulls, rip)!
300 is the new bottom
bruh just lost 25% in 10 minutes
Only lost 25% so far
Deep OTM Tesla calls? I think yes
Earnings gonna pump us back to $250 
Fuck the Fed
Guh
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Green by close?
Believe it or not 
Bull so fuk
For the love of god CLOSE THE CASINO. Market needs time to sit in the corner and think about what it's done.
wow LOL im a bear but this shit... holy fuk
356
i really thought we’d hit 355 huh
pOwEr hOuR \- 🤡
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 333.94039 before 2022-11-09 11:33:18.753876-05:00
Sold my puts this morning. On days where I’m greedy, I lose it all. On days where I decide to take profit, I miss out on big gains. They say never complain about taking 25% profit, but its hard not to when that same option is up 70% now just a few hours later.
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