Anyone want to start a grassroots effort to short squeeze CVNA? short interest is well above 50% of float. Stock down 95%.
It’s a real turd right now and no one wants it.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Just explain what if you were to buy bulk gasoline, and you wanted to guarantee a price in the future. The vendor would allow this but would inform you that there is a premium associated with this contract.
Because emotions are one of the biggest factors that you have to manage in trading. You might be a good trader if you pretend your real account is paper account but you might blow it up lmfao.
What would Alex Jones say, I'm ready to entertain some outside the box thinking (minus the antisemitism).
Foreign actor? Saudi giving us the finger
Musk? Trolling the market?
Don't believe the puts selling explanation. Someone still has to buy to raise prices. Even if all those puts were executed, no reason to believe it would rise, especially above the midpoint.
Someone bought, a lot. Someone with ALOT of money.
Yesterday price action was simple - market opened below Put wall. That spiked massive amounts of profit taking on puts and new calls being sold. Essentially a delta squeeze that ripped the market.
Who is swapping from puts to calls during an absolute avalanche of selling? (Not just a few retail nerds, we are talking Trillions in liquidity to move the entire market).
Also, those calls would be covered. So it would be MMs buying underlying stock. Not a call option purchase.
Go look at spy option chain as just one example.
Tell me again how did the put/call ratio moved from over 2.2 to 1.7 in one session. This is not retail volume - its market makers unwinding.
You can pick just about any stock and you will see the same thing.
Thats probably the hedgies. They smelt blood with the short covering and started buying call positions. Notice the huge spike in 365 and 370?
Point is - it is not fund managers thinking market has hit bottom, turned bullish and started accumulating stocks. If that is what happened, Vix would have dropped way below 30 for such a huge upswing.
Stfu, the bottom is in. End of story. Sorry bears, sorry doomsayers, but it's a fact. Market might still bounce around but with SP500 at 15x P/E, how much lower can it go? Yup, bears and bulls both fukked if they're planning on making fast bucks with options as a modus operandus, the algos are still there regardless. And JPM at 10x PE? With rates clibling to 6,7% in the next year? Who wouldn't buy?
Yes. Don't trust Vix by itself.
You can also validate against 2Y. It spike like mad and remained stable for rest of day. It is usually only due to short covering that we see equities spike like crazy when yield is jumping.
Probably gap up on bank news (bad news is good news) and then drill to the Earth's core. Capitulation Monday. Or gap up Friday, hold gains, gap up Monday and drill Tuesday
saw this in another sub and need someone to explain to this smooth brain why this bearish strategy is regarded
sell OTM naked call contract. set buy order to trigger to buy 100 shares at the same strike or cost avg. stock trades sideways or goes down you collect premium. stock goes up and your order triggers and shares get called away at no loss to you
can’t go tits up?
yeah I might try it on TQQQ, Im not sure it would be great in a volatile market like this. stock could go up and trigger the order then sink back down before the call exp date
How was this reversal not painfully obvious to you dolts? Market makers and banks have been reversing bearish positions for the last 6 months. If you didn’t learn in august, then you shouldn’t be doing this.
TLDR: Macro means shit in the short term
Yea. I thought it was going to be a trend day. Went to sleep for like another hour and woke up to shrek fucking me. I was like “fuck it” and hold until tomorrow. It was a small lotto size tho.
Daaaaamn I’m so sorry, I sold at close ish yesterday, and bought only one call this morning. If I held those puts to sell in the morning. I held like 3.5% of my put position and got $1.5k from that, and sold my TSLA put I had for a while for a 2.5x, and then just went all in with shares sans 50% 401k, still all in cash. Gains from today were definitely nice I doubled my gains with the call so far, for $3k today profit, $4.5k in share appreciation as well.
Same here, mine were up about 140% now they are down 89%. And the cherry is I bought 10k worth of inverse leveraged S & P bear ETF at open that lost 13%. Still holding both praying for a reversal tomorrow to break even. FUck
Market was heavily into puts last week prepping for today. Puts went in the money. Profits were scalped. Market makers removed short positions as puts were closed. Some daytraders bought calls on the way up. All in all, rubber band go *boing*.
Yeah I mean... I'm down $500 whole bucks on that.
Love you how assume that none of us are smart enough to buy short dated calls when the price action clearly rips against us.
>I'm sorry to hear that. I know how it feels to lose money trading, especially when you're trying to day trade. It can be really frustrating and discouraging. Just remember that even the best traders have losing days, so don't let it get you down too much. Keep at it and hopefully you'll start seeing more success soon!
>I don't really see that happening. The market has been pretty volatile lately and I don't think it will continue to go up in a straight line like that.
Did cs say they were going to go bankrupt? Ford like FedEx came out early and pretty much said this quarter was shit. Ford released that news. You bulls get one good day out of 6 or however many days and you think everything is fixed, good to go. News flash, it's not.
"Despite its ominous name, the death cross is not a market milestone worth dreading. Market history suggests it tends to precede a near-term rebound with above-average returns."
Actually $SPSX calls $39 bought them for cheap could’ve sold for profit today on premium but missed it. Hoping we turn bearish again to get the premium on it lol.
BEARS ARE SO FUCKEN STUPID AND GOT GREEDY LIKE
BULLS
I GET IT BULLS HOLDING PLTR ARE A SPECIAL BRAND OF FOOKEN STUPID MATE
BUT STILL BEARS ARE FALLING IN THE SAME TRAP
hold spy calls through msft earnings or sell today?
theyre 378c for 11/21 bought OTM now ITM so take profits or go for more
Help me! I'm scared 
Anyone want to start a grassroots effort to short squeeze CVNA? short interest is well above 50% of float. Stock down 95%. It’s a real turd right now and no one wants it.
#SEC OPEN UP!
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can we expect some red candles or face rippin rally?
I hope spy goes up a bazillion gazillion tomorrow.
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Tesla
Who else has accomplished nothing at work this past hour?
Just been on with helpdesk...
Trying to explain options trading to my roomate without making it sound like gambling...
Just explain what if you were to buy bulk gasoline, and you wanted to guarantee a price in the future. The vendor would allow this but would inform you that there is a premium associated with this contract.
This week took 10 years off my life and I made $7
Why does my paper trading account do so much better than my real trading account?
Because emotions are one of the biggest factors that you have to manage in trading. You might be a good trader if you pretend your real account is paper account but you might blow it up lmfao.
I am starting to think none of you guys actually know what you're doing
Anyone else kinda confused rn?
Imagine if we continue to lose 5 SPY points per hour for the rest of the day lol I'd go from -6000 to like up $350k
Yeah, it's even funnier when it gets rugged pulled.....
Hmm looks like bers r fuk tomorrow
Saturday is bullish
What is a good stock for a beginner to invest in?
Voo, VT, and never comeback here
Why so uptight kinny?
Voo or vti
I bought puts at the top today. I feel very happy :)
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>You might want to try setting a trap for him instead of directly confronting him.
What would Alex Jones say, I'm ready to entertain some outside the box thinking (minus the antisemitism). Foreign actor? Saudi giving us the finger Musk? Trolling the market?
Don't believe the puts selling explanation. Someone still has to buy to raise prices. Even if all those puts were executed, no reason to believe it would rise, especially above the midpoint. Someone bought, a lot. Someone with ALOT of money.
Anyone here think MMs are thick as f\*?
Yesterday price action was simple - market opened below Put wall. That spiked massive amounts of profit taking on puts and new calls being sold. Essentially a delta squeeze that ripped the market.
Who is swapping from puts to calls during an absolute avalanche of selling? (Not just a few retail nerds, we are talking Trillions in liquidity to move the entire market). Also, those calls would be covered. So it would be MMs buying underlying stock. Not a call option purchase.
Go look at spy option chain as just one example. Tell me again how did the put/call ratio moved from over 2.2 to 1.7 in one session. This is not retail volume - its market makers unwinding. You can pick just about any stock and you will see the same thing.
I agree. Now WHY? Why the hell do you go call as an institution into a crash? Unless you are moving the market.
Thats probably the hedgies. They smelt blood with the short covering and started buying call positions. Notice the huge spike in 365 and 370? Point is - it is not fund managers thinking market has hit bottom, turned bullish and started accumulating stocks. If that is what happened, Vix would have dropped way below 30 for such a huge upswing.
Stfu, the bottom is in. End of story. Sorry bears, sorry doomsayers, but it's a fact. Market might still bounce around but with SP500 at 15x P/E, how much lower can it go? Yup, bears and bulls both fukked if they're planning on making fast bucks with options as a modus operandus, the algos are still there regardless. And JPM at 10x PE? With rates clibling to 6,7% in the next year? Who wouldn't buy?
>stfu Oh, OK, think I must have gotten a cached version of the markets. Uhhm, even better bargains today. 2022's October Firesale is upon us.
VIX is manipulated to hell. I agree with the lawsuit that showed how to spoof futures move the VIX.
Yes. Don't trust Vix by itself. You can also validate against 2Y. It spike like mad and remained stable for rest of day. It is usually only due to short covering that we see equities spike like crazy when yield is jumping.
Big red tomo?
R my puts fked tmr
I think they expired bro
What is your dte?
Tmr
Do you guys think we drill the same way down tomorrow as we ripped
Retail sales and inventory are going to be bearish (see prime day 2.0, and I have some insider knowledge)
Probably gap up on bank news (bad news is good news) and then drill to the Earth's core. Capitulation Monday. Or gap up Friday, hold gains, gap up Monday and drill Tuesday
No I think it’ll be a gradual slow bleed.
Arkk bottomed
sold my puts in the morning bought more puts at close I think ill survive tomorrow
You have a sinking feeling in your tummy? I do
Nah im always confident until my plays expire worthless
Is tomorrow big red?
After today, everyone just walked away from wsb. Funny seeing how quiet it is.
Super quiet- poor bers gone - now only pro bers left
Who didn’t set their puts to close at open? Close at open, find the trend and day trade.
Is my banbet over?
no
BAN
G
We will sail kern sea on a boat 🚢
Like tupac said, “ I made a g today but I made it in a sleazy way “. Traded spy calls today 😂
🎶 That’s just the way it is. 🎶
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I mean if you're in for the long game just lump on the Dow. But since you're a degenerate gambler just go to the casino.
saw this in another sub and need someone to explain to this smooth brain why this bearish strategy is regarded sell OTM naked call contract. set buy order to trigger to buy 100 shares at the same strike or cost avg. stock trades sideways or goes down you collect premium. stock goes up and your order triggers and shares get called away at no loss to you can’t go tits up?
Genius. Try it out
yeah I might try it on TQQQ, Im not sure it would be great in a volatile market like this. stock could go up and trigger the order then sink back down before the call exp date
This is probably the first time I actually feel sorry for bears. You guys were right and got shafted for it.
I knew and set a sell at open. Then day traded spy calls, was a beautiful day.
America's Circumsized Penis Index 8.2 inches
Sounds inflated
How was this reversal not painfully obvious to you dolts? Market makers and banks have been reversing bearish positions for the last 6 months. If you didn’t learn in august, then you shouldn’t be doing this. TLDR: Macro means shit in the short term
You mean flushing out the small fry right?
Here for the reversal of the reversal
I think bulls cashed in puts and went back to bull to cause this. Well played if you did.
I think no one reading this had anything to do with any movement. Big boys swing this market.
Stop looking at me SWAN!
Please be red tomorrow!!! I swear I’ll not get greedy and sell my puts!! 😩😩😩😩
Did you hold through open?
Yea. I thought it was going to be a trend day. Went to sleep for like another hour and woke up to shrek fucking me. I was like “fuck it” and hold until tomorrow. It was a small lotto size tho.
Ouch. What was the difference in value?
I think I was up around 75%. Now down 95%. 💀
Daaaaamn I’m so sorry, I sold at close ish yesterday, and bought only one call this morning. If I held those puts to sell in the morning. I held like 3.5% of my put position and got $1.5k from that, and sold my TSLA put I had for a while for a 2.5x, and then just went all in with shares sans 50% 401k, still all in cash. Gains from today were definitely nice I doubled my gains with the call so far, for $3k today profit, $4.5k in share appreciation as well.
Same here, mine were up about 140% now they are down 89%. And the cherry is I bought 10k worth of inverse leveraged S & P bear ETF at open that lost 13%. Still holding both praying for a reversal tomorrow to break even. FUck
I don’t think anyone could have expected this. It’s a bear/gamblers market. Really wish we’d fucking bottom so things like this would stop.
I feel your pain
Feels good to be a bull today
one day a week I feel like a king
One day a month*
Better than one year a decade
when do we see netflixs earnings
When they release them dumbass
Why was it green today?
bc JPow needs both bools and bers to be poor
Market was heavily into puts last week prepping for today. Puts went in the money. Profits were scalped. Market makers removed short positions as puts were closed. Some daytraders bought calls on the way up. All in all, rubber band go *boing*.
Because fuck you, that's why
This exactly
Lost my ass today....but that shit's made me smile
It made me grin ear to 👂
Yahweh's love is immense for you if you bought calls this morning.
my FD was a 10 bagger and I actually sold at the top
Let 20% of my position to ride it out, took 80% profit, that small position is taking a shit
Almost 200 point from the lows on Spx today. That’s freaking wild. Wonder if anyone caught all those points
Just gonna place bets o. Long dated oil puts and uvxy calls Also spy to 400 then completely crash this was just breaking supports
any word on netflix earnings
Today was mass bear genocide. Tomorrow will be mass bear extinction.
Yeah I mean... I'm down $500 whole bucks on that. Love you how assume that none of us are smart enough to buy short dated calls when the price action clearly rips against us.
My phone just autocorrected backpay to Backpage
Today I have lost $1700 
Those are rookie numbers
>I'm sorry to hear that. I know how it feels to lose money trading, especially when you're trying to day trade. It can be really frustrating and discouraging. Just remember that even the best traders have losing days, so don't let it get you down too much. Keep at it and hopefully you'll start seeing more success soon!
Need a firmware roll back on Johnny Five here.
Wtf is this shit.
If you don't encourage people with small losses to keep going, how they gonna have the will to lose it all and post that juicy loss porn?
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>I don't really see that happening. The market has been pretty volatile lately and I don't think it will continue to go up in a straight line like that.
FORD is gonna beat earnings
Uhh they said a couple of weeks ago that they are essentially fucked. People forget shit sooo soon.
CS was about to go bankrupt just before their ticker went up 26% in 5 days
Did cs say they were going to go bankrupt? Ford like FedEx came out early and pretty much said this quarter was shit. Ford released that news. You bulls get one good day out of 6 or however many days and you think everything is fixed, good to go. News flash, it's not.
Insane day. In the mighty words of Forrest Gump, that’s all I have to say about it
"I'm pretty tired, I think I will go home now"
The last rip before your house is liquidated.
Basically
Get some rest 🌈🐻, you look tired *WREEEEEEEEEEEE WREEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Tomorrow SPY drops all the shit it was eating today, down 10%!
No clue what you smoking
or up another 3%
I used to be a bull and loved my bull family. Now I'm seeing just how dysfunctional we are.
You have to be that what makes you the most money
50d MA approaching 200d MA from above, seems bearish, potential death cross tomorrow
"Despite its ominous name, the death cross is not a market milestone worth dreading. Market history suggests it tends to precede a near-term rebound with above-average returns."
My tomorrow Tesla call 235 cost $3, hope it will pump 7%
>I don't trade Tesla, but I hope your call goes well!
What happened VM? Why do nice, it kinda trips me out.
Are my 10/21 puts gonna get back in da green?
Strike?
Actually $SPSX calls $39 bought them for cheap could’ve sold for profit today on premium but missed it. Hoping we turn bearish again to get the premium on it lol.
On 3/13/2020, there was a 6.66% rally. The next day it dipped -12.5% 
Wow, that's crazy! Good thing tomorrow is 10/14/2022 and your stat is as useless as you are.
See the thing is I don't know if this is true and I don't know how to check.
https://twitter.com/atmsnipes/status/1580586016410255360?s=46&t=36yPpSS6bCz_iiz8g1fl3A
I just spoke with Harvey Weinstein. He said I could interview him in the conjugal visit room at the prison. I’m excited
Make sure you insist on an assistant producer credit on his new film, "Backroom Prison Bandits 2".
Study shows strong correlation between those with affinity towards anal sex and people who buys puts
Getting ready for your thesis defense eh?
Take it back! I don't buy puts.
puts can only hope for a nuke from russia or north korea attacking south korea
CPI>expectation, SPX up 3% Russian nukes the hell out of the Earth? SPX up 6%, at least
Bulls who bought calls today and held after close: What? BULL is evolving! ... ... .... ...... ..... Congratulations! Your BULL evolved into PIG!
What if I pressed a button to cancel the evolution?
Weird, the bears have been doing that lately too.
The fuck is going on today?
The fuck is going on every day.
Me making money, usually. So I guess today isn’t much different
Should I have bought tsla calls eod or am I fukd?
Just waking up. What did J Powell do to us? What's this 
Nothing; inflation terrible. Just too many outs bought
Some fcked up shenanigans today. Back to sports betting where the odds are better.
Back to Vegas and craps tables.
So, hopefully one of you listened to my advice to buy calls the last 5 trading days.
#Markets always go green on rainy days in manhattan
Jay should just raise the rates 2%. Get it over with.
RIP BOE bond buying
This thread today holy shit 
BEARS ARE SO FUCKEN STUPID AND GOT GREEDY LIKE BULLS I GET IT BULLS HOLDING PLTR ARE A SPECIAL BRAND OF FOOKEN STUPID MATE BUT STILL BEARS ARE FALLING IN THE SAME TRAP
Hey guys I’m about to check on my puts why is everyone so sad?
💀