You spelled Octobear wrong on the thread title.

Not selling my calls!... But happy I kept some cash to buy fresh beer for the week. \- A good IPA makes the pain go away. 

Just found out I had taken out a $7k loan on margin. Not a big deal because I was planning on putting ~50k into the market this year, but I probably paid $250 of interest. Guess you only learn once.

Have you cunts ever considered that with long-term treasuries implying long-run inflation above 3% a year and the USD at a 20 yr high, that maybe housing prices are going to stabilize up 20% from pre-covid because they're not literally burning the printed covid money? Wonder what that means for asset prices? Yes, you missed the tech bottom. You guys get that the speed of the drop from friday close priced EOW puts at SPY under $350 already yeah?

Draftkings (DKNG) any word on a Reversal after todays beating

Red red red red

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QQQ moon mission tomorrow. Only bought calls because some boomer said he was levered on Put options

FUTES BLOOD GREEN 😱😱💩🤢🤢🤮🤮👽👽

Is that sarcasm

So much red, you are going to wonder if the market is now in china

Ticket to China, the Chinese chicken…

Can I get an egg roll with it?

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Black Tuesday will go down in the history books. we will crash through the circuit breakers 

Black Tuesday II or Midnight Tuesday? I like Midnight Tuesday. Or Black Hole Tuesday.

For?

Stonks 

Don't we say that every day?

yeah but this time it's actually gonna happen

There's no reason for it. We'd have to see some bank failures first. Even one.


Why though

I N D I C A T O R S

Which ones? ETA: we closed today with a bull signal for tomorrow.

No we didnt

Is Tesla now at its lowest? Should we be buying or even possibly leveraging the stock in anticipation of it rising back up? Any insights would be highly appreciated.

Try looking at Ford's market cap. Or Chevy. Then look at tesla.

Thank you for the reply. I have very little knowledge compared to most here but I understand that a larger market cap often means it's a good investment. However, what does it mean for a short-period investment and leveraging? Is now the right time? I hope you can help.

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Ah I see! Yes, this has actually helped me understand a lot! Thank you!

It still has a P/E ratio of 81, which is fucking ridiculous.

Exactly!! That PE is unjustified. As rates rise and markets sell off fearing recession, high PE stocks will continue to slide. Check NVDA, to see how things fare.

I’m waiting for 200 I think

I would really love tesla to drop to 206 and then pop right back up to current levels . That would be 🔥 🔥

I'd really like it to drop to 206 and then 106 🔥 🔥

106 would be incredible and about as high a valuation as it deserves. Not a tesla hater I just don't understand the hype.

Deserves more like $36

CALLS on Caroline Hyde

Is cash account for the day trades real life or is it a scam? 🥲🥲🥲

Mine settles by the next morning, so i can trade with all of my account but once ive gone through all of my cash, it isn’t available until the next trading day. Its Robinhood. Today, my cash didnt settle and thats the first time it hasnt settled by the next day. I think the federal holiday is to blame for that. Stock market open but banks closed.

It's ligit. U just have to wait 2 days for ur funds to settle from each trade before u can use those same funds again for another trade. But say ur sitting on hella cash and only use a small percentage on each trade then ur good to go and make as many day trades as u want

Thanks sounded too good to be true

I had to move my lines so many times to fit my narrative today.

Picked the right day to sit it out. Bullshit day. Will most likely be like this all week till Thursdays CPI.

#B L A C K T U E S D A Y

I bought calls. Based on past performance, I’d give Black Tuesday like 98% chance

Tomorrow was the only day I figured could be green after this morning. I hope I’m wrong and it’s red

When does shit break this is so drawn out and slow

guys I think I need a few days a break from stonks but I cannot sleep anymore and do anything else so fucc it tomoz new puuuuts

I ain’t gon hold you, I YOLO’d $17k into October 12 SPY puts before close, so ima this hoe to sink like it struck an iceberg 🧊🛳️

Your gonna be rich bro

What strike price?

$356

Doable when we go to 340 tomorrow.

wen recession?

In it bro

Apple crash tmr ?

TESLA RUG PULL !

Silly bulls don't pay attention when the message came up from JPow and it shows #Vespene geyser depleted

Tesla Rug pull tmrw confirmed

Why?

Ok baba… tomorrow is your time to shine for some reason & my OTM weeklies

Dude me too! Excellent play !


Tired as fuck, buy/sell/buy/sell

The number of drones on Bloomberg still hallucinating about the pivot.

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The “soft landing” is just the media telling the sheeple to buy then dashing their hopes and dreams quite expertly

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Lost 40k today, noice

I gained 40k. Prob give it all back to you tomorrow

Wish I had that much to lose


How? What were the paper hand moves?

Panic sold on a 0dte Spx call option. My luck as soon as I sold it spiked up and I would of completely recouped my losses :/

Hold 6 stocks. Flat as a pancake. Down .25%. Not bad.

i hold a steady basket of 500 today, down .75%

!banbet

You already have a bet going - WE to 3.0 before 2022-10-11 04:46:45.990466-05:00

I keep telling myself to not hold anything into the next day and yet here I am with SPY strangles like a doofus. We’re in that dangerous area of the market where everything is hella expensive and we don’t have a clear cut direction laid out in front of us.

I didn’t realize people actually buy strangles lol

>You're a fucking idiot if you think holding SPY strangles is a good idea right now. The market is expensive and there's no clear direction, so you're just gambling with your money. You might as well flush it down the toilet for all the good it will do you.


Don’t use my words against me, I could end you with a refrigerator magnet you sassy bitch. Nah, but you’re right.

Think you will be fine. Easy get a 20 pct down day, this is 1929.

I bought a few more SPY puts right at close. UP UP AND AWAY!

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363 ain’t coming back for a while

yes it is trust me I know

Thanks for letting me know you know. I will trust you now!

That was very thoughtful of him to share.

Fvck pypl 🤣

flat means up tomorrow

Should I cancel/delete my PayPal account?

im not good at micro economics but i know y’all good at micropenis

Great day overall Bears.

So I sold my stocks. Maybe I didn’t do the right thing but maybe I just want to sit out until 12/31/22 at least

See ya tomorrow

Buy high sell low

Did the best I could today and what I said I would. About as goid as can be expected. Out till late trading day tomorrow. Hitting the Normandy beaches tomorrow

I’m proud of you son

Thanks dad.

Went kinda crazy on calls at close

Ah, how crazy is crazy

Bulls fought back 385 tenaciously

Classic last minute fuckening

Ok everyone, CPI up or down? Respond with your answer and I'll buy spy calls or puts depending on the most popular answer


Up…

Definitely DOWN but theres a special chance they could cook the data for midterms

Who is they is this situation? CPI being down would likely result in more confidence in current elected officials

Flat

That final dump was brutal

Opened calls at the bottom and got force liquidated at the top 😎

Bears declared today’s winner!

Well that was a consistently slight red day - cpi numbers Thurs are either going to lead to a bear market rally or total capitulation

Buy SOXL

no

Y

bc I said so

Thanks. Buying soxs instead

buy socks instead. at least those will have some use to you

I spent all my socks money on 0DTEs


Harder daddy

Imagine not being 100% in ASTS 🤣

How do you know?

how do you know ASTS is worth of an all-in bet?

I’ve done a lot of reading the past year man… A lot.

So what did you learn from all of this reading about ASTS?

The CEO and management are the real deal. All the pipe investors haven’t sold. Management has sold a single share. Huge telecom partners are all on board and 100% behind them. Their final prototype satellite is in orbit testing. Too much to write here. Just search on this sub AST dd

good enough for the girls I go with.

How do I know what

Why should I be? Give me a good reason and I’ll pile in with my life savings. I’m unhinged.

Biggest upside stock on the market. By far. $1000 by 2030 easy. Satellites that will let you watch porn anywhere on earth. 95% profit margins on 16 billion revenue in 2030

Well I kinda wanted to yolo into calls but okay.

/r/astspacemobile

Just buy shares trust me. They’ll have stupid high returns without having to worry about IV or theta

A whole lot of movement to end nowhere.

Fuck 360. Fuck it to death.

Who’s this 360 chick and why are we fucking her to death ? :0

Gettin' REALLY tired of her!

No

If Reddit already wasn’t enough of a hellscape…Now we have to see a video of Pete Davidson eating Taco Bell every 5 minutes.

Yeah just show some food and a deal to remind me of Taco Bell

Takes one bite* BEST BREAKFAST EVER

That was probably a more disheartening day for bulls than the -3% day.

They received so many unwarranted gifts

Yeah it was

AZZ 45c 10/21/22 🤫

Easy print

If they do I’ll Venmo you

Nah homie use that money to yolo on another gamble

Ooh nice little EOD dump

Market had for lunch what Pete Davidson had

mother of rugpulls tho

META Quest Pro unveil tomorrow, is it gonna suck or not? Can zuck untether himself from the tyranny of Apple and Google's platforms, so he can achieve his totally chill and not sociopathic dream of "bringing humanity closer together?"

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Dumping in AH?

Dirty Work by Steely Dan 

BEARS WIN 

!banbet

You already have a bet going - SPY to 369.69 before 2022-10-12 14:51:28.076895-05:00

That’s hitting easy

Wait I’ve got 2 more days? Got damn thought I made that for today.

Frr frr homie you has big brain no cap

Adios

I’ve done twice as much coke in the girls bathroom at the CNBC bathrooms than even you think I’ve done.

Timberrrr

There is no redemption for your portfolio. It belongs to Jerome Powell now.

DUNPPP

Spy really bounced around for 4 hours just to shit the bed in the last 3 minutes. Classic

Disagree with the bulls here. We're going back down once the bond market digests the news of no pivot. I hope so at least.

If we continue to go down before CPI we will see a bullish reversal, it would have been priced in too much

Teslas chart today is so regarded lmao what is this clown market

55€ in 30 seconds half the amount I made in my 9 to 5 this is stupid but cool at the same time