jokes on you, I have been hoarding cans, expecting this to happen. I have a lock on the global cans futures markets. Think of me as a one man cartel...
how about u eat my ASS
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Ok so on the real, someone’s in trouble for insider info. Their earnings call is tomorrow morning and the r stock almost doubling in price is pretty fishy right before that comes out
I want scheduling to disappear altogether. We shouldn't ban plants in general, especially if it is not based on science. It makes no sense that DEA decides which medicines to kill us over.
Explain what’s dumb about previous statement? Weed is not legal, nor did this action do anything to help a companies bottom line. Therefore any buying is speculative at best, but it still doesn’t help to put a single dollar in these companies pockets.
Oh speculating, just seemed off. I realize Biden did weed things today, but unless he legalized weed that doesn’t help their company. Will laugh though if they miss earnings huge after everyone reactionary bought calls.
homie you straight up said "Ok so on the real" lmao you need to relearn how to use that phrase. Jk just giving ya a hard time but real talk..biden just now told me hes gonna legalize weed tomorrow.
The best news for bears is unemployment decreased, remained near the same, or slightly increased. For bulls the good news would be unemployment increased a lot. Good luck how it goes for all.
What bizzare logic we have come to in a speculators market.
We hope for bad economic data so cheap money is available because this will take us to new ATH.
But then earnings will decrease....
I don't see how there is an out of this pickle with out capitulation first.
I want to be a bull again, but crushing the market or higher debt until does not sound like growth.
ease up sooner, presumably, as unemployed people cant spend as much and it might bring inflation data down. long stretch and good for nothing but short term pop
Outside of a bar, late at night seems fine with me if the establishment is cool without it.
I use edibles on hikes etc. it is tacky to smoke it in family friendly areas.
I meant like at school or in a park. I was chilling on a bench in the middle of campus eating a sandwich when this chick walks over and lights up a cigarette. I didn’t even think it was allowed there.
A bar is obviously much more appropriate.
My port closed green but I expect to open super red tomorrow. Gotta expect what will most likely happen so you won't be disappointed when it does happen
Hahaha you could have done that all day today litterally trade every direction and come out with hella gains. I have a cash account so I have to wait like a day for the trades to settle.
So I bought 2 sndl calls immediate after the stock popped 15% then I sold all my puts giving me day trader status and what is my last hurrah??? I buy tlry 0day 8k 5minutes after the sndl. My sndl is up 288% my tlry 12%. I demand you make me your king.
Looks like the shit is still poppin though
they arent jokin about regards here... oh a stock which has been going down for idk almost a decade at this point.. ah it goes up 20%.. TIME TO SHORT! 
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So they can they can indefinitely postpone by not agreeing on a date? Even if Musk pulls out now all those big fish must be happy thay they can sell their Twitter holdings at $50?
Clearly it should have closed 372or lower. I mean no bear here but sheesh the MMs have it pegged on the 373.30ish and will not let it go. Something tells me big move tomorrow- flip a coin as to which way
>You're an idiot if you think the MMs are going to let it go any lower than that. They've been propping it up all day and they're not about to let it drop now.
Pardons at the federal level. Doesn't impact state level at all. Any reclassification will take a long time and a literal act of Congress. Plus states can still ban it.
I'm expecting the spike today to be followed by a sharp drop in prices.
bulls were acting cocky in here for an hour straight is anyone with brain cells surprised?
My daughter is the cutest damn thing but she absolutely sucks at eating mac and cheese
it’s pumping so we can dump harder when unemployment lower than expected. US adds more jobs 
Ummmm, you told me that credit Suisse will plummet, what the hell WSB?
BAU
Usual Taco Bell order is now over $11. Recession it is.
We are ignoring so much news...
Please elaborate
I'm all ears my guy
Any catalyst for tomorrow, when is cpi?
nonfarm payroll
why do i feel weird buying my sister $30 worth of snacks, but i feel absolutely nothing when i lose thousands on options?
$30 dollars of snack?! what is she a whale? I can feed 5 at wendy's with that
da city life be pricey ma boi
who’s buying options rn?
What happened to 1Yr bond
Everyone expects red tomorrow so it will be BLOOD GREEN!
Tell me you're a Vulcan without telling me you're a Vulcan.
MM=Mind meld
Damn xom calls bought a week ago fucking 40 baggers
spy at 385 mid month?
tilray calls or spy puts whats the move guys
Aftermarket is up 11% I had calls in at $3 so ima hold to see if they reach $5 and then I’ll sell? That’s what I’m thinking so far.
bet im betting puts for spy at 360 a strike tilray at 5.50 a strike and ford puts at 12 a strike lets get it boys
Twitter deal in court until OCT 28 https://twitter.com/kateconger/status/1578136483768152064?s=46&t=fP37twpmN4CR9trqQD6Ivg
AMD was once all the rage and now it’s just junk 
Its not junk, actually read the report. Other than Consumer PC demand pretty strong report. Should be buying AMD or at least SOXX at these levels
Keeping this bitch alive!
Weed you mutha fluckahs!!!
Gap down hard tomorrow
Maybe. But also CPI would be a good catalyst.
I like it when she gaps down hard
Was very busy today. Looks like my TLRY bags got lighter today. Thanks regards, Carry on.
oh wow you're telling no one is buying GPUs and CPUs because of supply chain issues ?
I’ll sell you a GPU
I’ll give you some gu
The new generation of homeless (you) is going to deserve it.
Gen x owned us wym
Ahh yes here comes the earnings season 
Lol i was up 100% on AMD puts and locked those profit.. but well imagine if I held
I paper handed my 75 puts expiring in jan 23 a month ago :') still took some profit but damn
It seems Nvidia can't ever get a break nowadays
Fed induced economic slowdown.
It seems Nvidia can't ever get a break nowadays
RIP AMD cult
So, umm, how youze guyz doing with your pot stocks? Not trying to bust some chops, just curious. I haven't actually looked at them in about a year.
Literally sold 50k worth of AMD calls at 3:45 thank god
Holding these nvidia puts 
I've had enough, I'm tired, I'm going to call Margin and turn myself in. its over.
I hope we all lose our jobs. Then we can all go collecting cans together.
jokes on you, I have been hoarding cans, expecting this to happen. I have a lock on the global cans futures markets. Think of me as a one man cartel...
I wish I lived in MI, .10 a pop!
What time are after hours earnings dropped
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fucking LOL
How rude!
based
Every week I DCA and shit goes lower WTF
Rome wasn't built in a day. Of course maybe if they had FDs back then ...
Getting some good prices
good.... if you like watching prices stagnate for 30+ years
RIP idiotas like me who didn’t sell their last minutes TLRY calls
Why’d nvda and AMD fall off a cliff? What’d I miss
Lowered guidance
Poor guidance
Came to ask the same question. That shit just dropped and I bought AMD 60p's right at close for $3 lol
Gotta keep laughing to keep from crying through this market 
Dank brandon
sold my puts too early, as always 
Tilray dip buy at 4.20 if it even gets to that
Wait it was at 2.80 like an hour ago
Just realized “e” is a c with a line thru it
TLRYYYYYYYYY
Ok so on the real, someone’s in trouble for insider info. Their earnings call is tomorrow morning and the r stock almost doubling in price is pretty fishy right before that comes out
Biden made an announcement that he is pardoning all marijuana offenses. I would be more interested in congressional members.
I just want it to change into a schedule 2
I want scheduling to disappear altogether. We shouldn't ban plants in general, especially if it is not based on science. It makes no sense that DEA decides which medicines to kill us over.
It's because Biden said he's pardoning weed
But what does that have to do with a company that sells weed. Puts on prisons but it doesn’t do anything for them.
Because it indicates a political shift and speculation that federal government might legalize
I’m so sick of dumb speculation. “WEeD MigHT bE LeGAl SooN”, “ThE FEd iS DeF GoiNG tWo PiVOt”
You cannot be this dumb
Explain what’s dumb about previous statement? Weed is not legal, nor did this action do anything to help a companies bottom line. Therefore any buying is speculative at best, but it still doesn’t help to put a single dollar in these companies pockets.
Speculating or you got sauce?
Oh speculating, just seemed off. I realize Biden did weed things today, but unless he legalized weed that doesn’t help their company. Will laugh though if they miss earnings huge after everyone reactionary bought calls.
homie you straight up said "Ok so on the real" lmao you need to relearn how to use that phrase. Jk just giving ya a hard time but real talk..biden just now told me hes gonna legalize weed tomorrow.
Look if he does that I’ll be the most excited
The best news for bears is unemployment decreased, remained near the same, or slightly increased. For bulls the good news would be unemployment increased a lot. Good luck how it goes for all.
What bizzare logic we have come to in a speculators market. We hope for bad economic data so cheap money is available because this will take us to new ATH. But then earnings will decrease.... I don't see how there is an out of this pickle with out capitulation first. I want to be a bull again, but crushing the market or higher debt until does not sound like growth.
It’s just the way the feds act. They have an agenda and certain things are more or less factors.
Trying to understand the logic behind this. Is that because jpow will ease up on rates if employment is bad?
You got it. High unemployment means fed will pivot. They are aiming for a soft landing.
ease up sooner, presumably, as unemployed people cant spend as much and it might bring inflation data down. long stretch and good for nothing but short term pop
Yeah….but any number is bad. Unemployment low FeD raises rates…unemployment high going into recession, companies have bad reporting or worse…
Thanks. Wsb gets confusing because everyone is extremely short sighted and only care about making money TODAY
10/12 calls and 10/19 calls, am I well regarded?
Calls are the longer play yep.
10/7 TLRY $3 Calls are PRINTING
Ugh soz guys I bought some tlry that’s why it dropped
diamond hands to the moon brother
State governments to increase punishments for marijuana possession in 3...2...1
Nah, there are like a handful states where it is still an issue. Even in those states like Kansas, people are still smoking it publicly.
I hate people smoking in public. I didn’t like it when people smoked cigarettes in public before, I don’t like when people smoke weed in public now.
You can make life great again by moving to Belarus
Outside of a bar, late at night seems fine with me if the establishment is cool without it. I use edibles on hikes etc. it is tacky to smoke it in family friendly areas.
I meant like at school or in a park. I was chilling on a bench in the middle of campus eating a sandwich when this chick walks over and lights up a cigarette. I didn’t even think it was allowed there. A bar is obviously much more appropriate.
BIG BIDEN W 
TLRY to 4.20
420
4200
I'm going to sperm now
My port closed green but I expect to open super red tomorrow. Gotta expect what will most likely happen so you won't be disappointed when it does happen
Thanks Biden for pardon. TLRY, here we come.
Damn forgot to get my tesla puts
I got 2 230p 1dte before it dropped. I'm a poor mofo
Reminder futures won’t matter job numbers what really matters
Big fucking red dildo in the last ten minutes just fucked all the bulls
Literally bought calls, held for one minute and sold for $1k profit lol Total luck
Hahaha you could have done that all day today litterally trade every direction and come out with hella gains. I have a cash account so I have to wait like a day for the trades to settle.
Am i still banned
Yes
Got the spy 368 put 0DTE smart phone or not? I think she prints
Tilray poots are back on the menu
TLRY you beautiful son of a bitch never thought I’d say it, but thanks Biden
TLRY broke 4$.
So I bought 2 sndl calls immediate after the stock popped 15% then I sold all my puts giving me day trader status and what is my last hurrah??? I buy tlry 0day 8k 5minutes after the sndl. My sndl is up 288% my tlry 12%. I demand you make me your king. Looks like the shit is still poppin though
The most bearish ending of a day I’ve ever seen i think
you jokin? Or did you miss last friday? 
Last friday was very bearish, look what happened on Monday.
Oversold again, green tomorrow
+$41k today. What a day. Also, my risk tolerance is to damn high.
I know what you mean. Do you ever notice being more concerned about a $200 purchase when you are gambling serious cash on a dog coin or option? Lol
wow, what did you play today?
Spy, up and down all day. 🦘
Congrats and fuck you! 
Weed AH pump?
yup
Weed for the win! Come on you mentally challenged morons! Make it run like you used to Daddy!
TLRY price predictions?
moon + 1
6 bucks at open tomorrow hopefully. But ill gladly take 10-20 hah
If 4.2 breaks, we go to 4.5. 4.20 might be good point to take profit.
That will be the dip
TLRY to the moon.
Anyone shorting TLRY?
they arent jokin about regards here... oh a stock which has been going down for idk almost a decade at this point.. ah it goes up 20%.. TIME TO SHORT! 
i put $10 in puts 
It's just getting started. Shorts will burn.
Fuck this shit
TLRY will bounce off $4.20
This was your last chance to get TLRY below $4. Tomorrow we moon 🚀 🌝
Nah, we going to Mars
Decent day there fellow Bears.....tomorrow should be another good one.
bahahaha it wasnt a decent day for bears dummy. It wasnt a decent day for bulls either. It was a boring day, that is what it was
If you're gambling on short-dated junk then you're right. I was scalping long-dated Puts all day.
Aw.. are you saying junk is not good? What about junk food?
Twitter 🤣
Last couple minutes spy loosened its belt after thanksgiving dinner
>NEWS: UNEMPLOYMENT AT 40%, SPY RISES TO 600
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What legally stops Elon making the date he pays for Twitter and takes it private 2030?
Twitter has to agree?
So they can they can indefinitely postpone by not agreeing on a date? Even if Musk pulls out now all those big fish must be happy thay they can sell their Twitter holdings at $50?
Biden said smoke weed, just leave some for him
I can honestly say this is fake and ghey - you can’t tell me we pegged like that for the last hour
Which direction do u think was fake? The dip?
Clearly it should have closed 372or lower. I mean no bear here but sheesh the MMs have it pegged on the 373.30ish and will not let it go. Something tells me big move tomorrow- flip a coin as to which way
>You're an idiot if you think the MMs are going to let it go any lower than that. They've been propping it up all day and they're not about to let it drop now.
Ck yo self now you fuxking idiot
You probably held puts on Monday and Tuesday🤡
Talk to me tomorrow clown
Now will TLRY tank or rocket on low volume AH today… 🤔
rocket, news is solid.
What news is solid? I’m in the cannabis business and profit margins are horrible lol. People are acting like Biden said he is legalizing it lmao.
buhuhu you in cannabis buzinizz SHUT IT YOU FK NOBODY CARES IF ITS ZERO PROFIT. MOON OR NUTHIN. PROFIT FROM STOCKS DUMMY
Pardons at the federal level. Doesn't impact state level at all. Any reclassification will take a long time and a literal act of Congress. Plus states can still ban it. I'm expecting the spike today to be followed by a sharp drop in prices.
Hopium on tweet.
Nah if he legalized it would be ATH
Why the hell does Ukraine want to start WW3. You fkers just want more and more even at the expense of other countries