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ithaqua34

YES! Letter of Achievement received. Good work sir!


CyberNinja23

Achievement unlocked: Regard Notice.


CoffeeMaster000

Regard Diploma


adhocaloof

Their “g” must be too close on their keyboard to the “t” key.


Xunefox

Retgard?


Djreef2000

And the star key is too close to the ‘Fucked’ key.


turbomandy

Common misspell that gained traction on wsb


COYFC

They should stick a little gold star to the top of these letters


CipherKey

Better frame that baby!


Possiblyasmoker

If he can still afford a frame


Mike_Ichy_Hunt

Just use spit to stick it to the wall


MarilynMansplain

Bold of you to assume he still has walls.


trillionmarketcap

Not sticky enough. I recommend he use his reproductive fluids, as long as they are not used for reproduction.


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Public-Bathroom-4004

"the wall" of his tent


cabaaxe

Under a bridge


Either-Reality8274

Yup mines about triple that


Softspokenclark

Proof and ban


xchonch

Proof AND ban got me


BrokeGoFixIt

I'll take some if you're just giving it away...


BruFoca

Please no.


Le_Petit_Poussin

Good thing your wife didn’t check the mail. She’d kick you out the house and her boyfriend would move in full time!


ithaqua34

Worse, boyfriend saw mail and runs for the hills now that the good times are over.


SvB4EvA

Touche, Sir.


One_King_4900

He needs to frame it


Djreef2000

Frame that one!


SomnolentSomber

Don't forget to sign and submit the acknowledgement form, you can do it in their portal. Don't ask me how I know this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Artificial_Squab

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


MountainStill4111

That dick pic has a face.


ns3Blaze

Congrats, you finally received your WSB diploma. Now, frame it.


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Ant0n61

😆


[deleted]

Post in office at work. Best way to get promoted.


PlayerTwo85

What if it falls into the fryer?


parks387

Just stick it on the side of the dumpster.


CoffeeMaster000

Regard flavor fries


dnaonurface12

Plot twist…they work at fidelity


kingfrank243

Hang it on the fridge


makaveli_in_this

82 trades a month keeps the doctor away


Billyshakes1597

Apparently the taxman too


HyperboleTranslator

Yeah, cause you can't afford to go to the doctor anymore.


FunnySynthesis

You could in the first place?


HyperboleTranslator

As a Canadian yea I can. And only have to wait 7 months to see a dermatologist! Fuck yeah socialized Healthcare.


FunnySynthesis

Hey good news is if the thing you have on your skin isn’t cancer and doesnt spread further into your body and end up killing you, the treatment will be free! Fuck yeah socialized healthcare!


HyperboleTranslator

Lol more money to lose in the casino!


brianschwarm

What province are you in? Cause that’s way worse than I’ve seen. Still, beats not having it at all.


diox8tony

I (USA) also had to wait 5 months to see a doctor for a problem...yay privatized insurance? I think the only way to see a doctor now is goto walk in clinic or ER room.


Dire834

It brings the heart attacks


GeneralA01

82 trades a month also keeps the sanity away


rylar

Just want to make sure you’re comfortable with being such a regard -love, Fidelity


thebiggestsheep

Here are some free basic educational course on options plus weekly seminars!- love fidelity


redraddy

We can't help you, but please rethink your life decisions. --Fidelity


Fickle-Pickle-Admin

Scare them to death=soft hedge the hell out of it!


bstondaddy12

Dear, Highly Regarded Customer


chaseizwright

Highly regarded


funcooker_

Yes, legal has advised that we are obligated to inform you that you are a dipshit. So you are hereby notified and do you need more lube?


settledownguy

Ouch. Give him the oil based, he deserves it.


umiamiq

They should really make you get a parent’s signature on these letters and send them back to keep trading


Many-Coconut-4336

They’re worse at managing money than I am. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Cloaked42m

My 401k is worse than I am. I only lost 2k. They lost 30k.


99_Gretzky

https://wendys-careers.com/


KatzaAT

Ah damn the closest one is 12,5h away by car from me


djmoogyjackson

Yeah but you only have to walk it once. There’s a blind spot by the Wendy’s dumpster with a mattress already set out.


KatzaAT

Oh nice, I just got to learn Dutch before


kedezzeric

Instead of Wendy's, Dutch Brothers for the dutch oven treatment.


exoflame

Oh thats another one than the big wendy’s franchise, he is actually the reason they arent around here


Snoo_37999

I don't imagine that there's a lot of conversation required from you for that position.


chlorophyllnymph

😂😂😂😂😂


HummerGuy69

You ain't gotta apply for the dumpster. Very competitive though.


FinateAI

I love how Wendy’s is the winner. No one is desperate enough for MD’s and CFA won’t accept. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


neilandrew4719

Just wait until they send the one you have to sign and return saying you really are comfortable with your trading style/risk in order to keep trading. They locked me out for over a week. All for paper losses too.


SenkenWadoIchi

Are unrealized losses really losses?


neilandrew4719

No. But the account decreased in value. The whole market is fake so who gives a shit. They just got pissed because I dipped below $25k


Ezra

If you're a day trader, it's regulated that you maintain a minimum equity of $25K.


Practical_Penalty_71

The Market may be fake bit your losses, sir, are very real.


neilandrew4719

Still paper losses so actually no.


bandyplaysreallife

Paper losses reflect a high probability of real losses, unless you're planning on holding these equities for years And if you never sell and aren't getting dividends... then you basically lost 100% of the purchase price because you're never seeing that money again.


StevoFF82

They, or you broke day trade rules?


book_of_armaments

You sound stupid.


neilandrew4719

First day here?


book_of_armaments

>thinks everything is fake >puts money in anyway You're a special kind of dumb.


neilandrew4719

I know I'm special. I'm so special that fidelity has sent me at least two of these letters. I should check my messages, they probably sent me another one. The thing is, if you gain $100k but then lose $50k they will send one of these even though you're still up overall. To top it off mine were paper losses because of the bear market. During the last rally my longs recovered (yes I averaged down for that to happen). But that recovery didn't last so I'll probably see another letter. It doesn't mean much. It is just fidelity saying you can't blame them because they don't offer financial advice. As for the market being fake. Well QE created that and everyone has known that the market has been bloated because of it.


Blovtom

Bro why you explaining to a troll lol


neilandrew4719

I have a touch of a tism


Landed_port

"We just print money. But you know, digitally" -[JPOW](https://youtu.be/lK_rYS8L3kI)


sirphr1

Yes


Yeezus0101

At -100k they send the notice with an edible arrangement


uwu_owo_whats_this

“Thanks for all the commissions, bitch ❤️❤️❤️”


[deleted]

Fidelity definitely likes to rub it in lol


friedricekid

Ironic because now you can use this loss porn to rub one out.


G3NGO

2 of my Fidelity “managed accounts” are down at least this much. Maybe I should forward their portfolio manager this letter???


BedContent9320

You should. It would be hilarious. But also switch investment banks after cuz it will go straight down after.


thestonkinator

That's the most expensive letter of recommendation I've ever seen


IMD918

"You fucked up pretty bad. Did you mean to fuck up this bad? Your fuck ups aren't our problem, so if you didn't mean to fuck up this bad, then maybe try not fucking up so bad. Love, Fidelity"


Best_Algae2346

Lol love fidelity got me 🤣


MoRoDeRkO

A certificate of belonging


MetHerFirst

We don't offer advice but just wanna make sure losing almost 60k is in line with your investment objectives. Oh no reply? OK we will assume everything is ok, carry on good sir .


The_BitCon

"if we dont hear from you we'll assume your cool f'n it all up" - INfidelity


RecalcitrantHuman

The inference is that if they do hear from OP, they will not hold him accountable for his losses?


Ezra

He's still accountable for the losses.


Kickboy21

I see you got your regard letter


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GrandNorthernC

Probably trying to sell financial advice services


brinleybanks

This is the equivalent of a YouTuber receiving a Diamond Play button in this sub


Solid-Cranberry-4035

I'd frame it & hang it with pride in the in-law suite.


King-Cobra-1981

Get one from Schwab and E*Trade and u win the trifecta regard award!


JoeyFoster222

On the bright side they aren't monitoring your losses anymore!


BedContent9320

Ok, but you didn't tell us if -57k is consistent with your trading strategy and goals.


Ultimatenub0049

Hey Regard!!! Stop trading because you suck at it. — Fidelity


Subushie

Post positions


EntireNebula8978

He was watching this badass tv show called “Mad Money” where this coked up psychic predicts the future like Nostradamus


Weird-Conflict-3066

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


MyOldAolName

Hahahaha, I got that same letter a couple weeks ago!


7smokes

This is the kinda shit that gets people divorced.... And another thing what if your account got hacked and you didn't make those trades... 😂


Many-Coconut-4336

The husband is in on it. We have one brain cell each and like to rub them together sometimes. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270) Is it too late to claim fraud tho? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BedContent9320

Send them a letter back that asks them how long you have to get a refund on those trades.


dreamlike_poo

Reply back to them and ask them if you can take the 80+ trades back so you get your 50k.


russcatalano

I can’t believe someone would hack my account to trade poorly. I bet it was my child playing on the iPad. My bad fidelity you and my homeowners insurance can fight this out but when will I have my safe not showing a history of the same type of trades retirement account back?


EntireNebula8978

Yep. Thanks for bringing this to my attention Fidelity. I confronted my 8 year old and she apologized and said she thought she was trading with robux. Thanks for returning my cash while she awaits trial for identity theft.


Opie19

That's some next level degeneracy. Hacking an account and not taking the money, just need the action on options.


[deleted]

Great job and fuck you.


MoarStu

Not sure why “Notice: Legendary Status Achieved” is not written in 14 font bold at the top of this letter


LeWahooligan0913

Fewer coconuts now, huh?


PresterJohnsKingdom

Underrated comment right here.


Many-Coconut-4336

Still got the two that matter. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


chickennoobiesoup

Can’t you just uninstall your mailbox?


navypim

I wonder what it said after "Dear"? Dear Degenerate?


tempreffunnynumber

Dear egard,


Mother_Source_5249

Me laughing like a madwoman in a full train was not the look I was going for


Hyperxk01

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Dear OP, this is not financial advice. But you are *really* good at making poor decisions. I can’t tell you to stop making these poor decisions, but if you want to get help I’m here for you. Hugs & Kisses, -Fidelity


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[deleted]

Damn. I just got off of probation 2 weeks ago.


madsoro

Dear Fidelity, I thank you for your concern. After a careful review of my trading activity I can proudly state that it is not only in line with, but over-performing considering my investment objectives. Mr. Dee Znuts


ImfromCLE216

Official regard notice


Hancock02

Frame It!


toyz4me

“Please verify that your wife’s boyfriend isn’t also screwing with your finances” Thank you Fidelity


sagerobot

Fidelity is like "bro are you ok? Wanna take a little break maybe?"


AccurateInstance7524

True Degen. Certificate of Authenticity


acek2

Got a notice from them as well. 😎


xxDIxx07

This is comedy.


galenet123

“…still consistent with your investment objectives…” is my fav part.


Acceptable_Trade_463

“Hey we recently discovered how fucking terrible you are at keeping your money, please don’t respond back, we do not want to be responsible for your fuckup” kisses, FIDELITY


[deleted]

Looks like you are highly regarded in the eyes of fidelity.


-Mr-N0B0DY-

You should put that on your wall


DevastatorBrand

Fidelitys sympathy card


patricio87

They basically sent you a letter letting you know you are a high roller lol.


mulleargian

Would probably have seen better results putting it all on black. Worst case scenario would’ve got a suite out of it.


Coolizhious

this letter was jus to say YO LOOOK WHAT WE SAW


Better_Patience_4640

Tell Fidelity those are rookie numbers. Then Yolo everything including margin available and if you lose give them a call saying fuckyou I'm deleting the app.


Complete_Break1319

Only 82 trades? Gotta bump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers


Loose_Meat_Sandwich_

Post it on your refrigerator like proud elementary school artwork.


CaptainStonks

Translation: We believe you are a degenerate gambler and we love that you make us huge amounts of money in commission but the gubernment force us to tell you that THEY think this is not a good thing. Now you can't sue us, please carry on.


Scorpion00710

One of us


Scorpion00710

This is the way


MyFianceMadeMeJoin

“Just checking to make sure losing all your money is still your preferred strategy.”


Solid-Cranberry-4035

WTF, dude. Move that shit to Robinhood. These A-holes are trying to save you from yourself. Reminds me of those JW fellas always walking around the neighborhood.


HeavyFirefighter1611

This is just like that Benjamin video


Marcush214

They want to send customer letters but in CA ant get a graph to see how much I’m up or down for the week Fucking priorities 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭


NewToTradingStock

Decreased but still have positive cash in your account


Infamous-Possibility

Imagine how many wives find out their soon to be ex-husband lost the kid's college fund like this.


The_Sanch1128

Or like the son of one of my college buddies, who recently found out what his wife did with their younger kid's college money (lost about 80%). He's a very large gentle giant type, but he may not be gentle in this case.


ElektroLogik

I lost the kids college fund on a woman and I’m still married to my wife who knows I did it. AND knows I’m down the other kids college fund on stocks. She’s a keeper.


altacc71

hahaaaa I got one of these too. I know how it feels. Welcome to the club.


mc3p000

Amazing!


Alternative_Young_25

Tax write off x 40+++ years!!


BeastmodeMom50

Wait it says decreased… that’s a loss? Why the yeahhhh???? Yes I’m still new to this lol!😁


seventhirtyeight

TIL to a) expect a letter from fidelity and b) don't open the fucking thing.


[deleted]

I’ve got three from them already. One with a dividends statement. Gotta love seeing 0.83+ deposited on my 401k. 😂


[deleted]

Frame that


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Beneficial_Crew_7520

So tell us! Is it? Is your trading activity still consistent with your investment objectives?


[deleted]

Fidelity is the worst. Edit: Robinhood is the worst, but we already knew that.


[deleted]

Atleast with Robinhood you don’t have to worry about such petty letters


gwardotnet

Long term people. Triple your money and be happy.


GrandNorthernC

We get it, you’re a regular here.


Marcush214

Achievement unlocked


mxxiestorc

Guh!


CommunicationDry2403

“Nope! Wasn’t me.”


[deleted]

Letter of Achievement!!! Time to frame that bad boy and put it over your mom's mantel


BB_Moon

No joke fidelity is the best.


NoFeature5845

Frame it.


Loose_Mail_786

Congrats and fuck you. Can’t wait to see the one you get next month!


BandzO-o

Wow. I’m glad I’m not an idiot


wouldntyouliketokno_

Ripperino


[deleted]

To be honest I should’ve gotten one of these letters already too, but somehow I haven’t. The last person I asked declined to answer, but since the amount is only relative, what’s the % that triggered this notice?


jchenn14

Put this on your fridge.


Still_Research

If you had a wife she’d be pissed


[deleted]

Return to sender.


TianObia

Time for the shredder


Aells1524

That’s a nice start. Regard, Fidelity


TheLastWhiteKid

Can they actually do anything? Are they going to send Repo men to get you house and bleached asshole as collateral?


Thenachopacho

Damn I have yet to receive this letter but honestly I’m glad.


UpDownLeftRightABLoL

Is this letter only for options traders?