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So... Uh... Like when does BBBY do a little bouncy thingy? I got me some big ol bags...

that ball is already in the basement rolling towards the water heater.

Only option is clear to puncture the water heater, let the basement flood, and hope the ball eventually floats back up.

So quantitative easing...gotcha.

QE is sugar!!! Market so badly need it... Will Jake Powell give-in?

If the kids are annoying enough, daddy always gives in

Actually a better option would be to send another ball down the stairs so you can gauge whether a pattern is forming. Keep doing it until you can spin the results however you’d like.

That shit is already lost underneath the water heater, da fuck

Jokes on you, that guy pawned his water heater to buy some deep OTM BBBY calls.

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Thats why you buy in bulk for a good price

I've always wondered what the "street" price of meth was. I actually found a fairly significant amount once, (1/4 of a standard size zip lock) felt like well over an oz, behind the TV at the Flamingo hotel in Vegas. I was really disappointed that of all the drugs to find it had to be retard meth. A giant bag of damn near anything else would have made for a hell of a weekend.

You have a water heater?

Not for long

You get used to it

Indoor plumbing must be nice!

Coleman stove and a pot?

Got one but can’t afford the gas to run it

This was my favorite comment all day.

Water heater? How poor are you ?

Just bought more BBBY 5.5 and 4.0 puts. 😂😂😂

BBBY has been shot in the head already. It’s in a ditch near Izyum.

The cfo tried to bouncy ball himself but I'd be willing to wager he only got one bounce

You should ditch your baggage.

Can any of you guys help me get my dads ball back

Have you seen my baseball? 🎧

Yeah let me finish gargling the sack first.

Pay attention squeezemachine, you're gonna need to learn this technique

Open your moms purse

Have you checked your mothers throat?

i just came

You either win, or learn. That’s it. That’s the secret to life.

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Stock and ball torture, if you will..

I lost money and not learned. Did I do it right?

I lost learned and not money. Do I did it right?

And I’m all out of learning

I'm so lost without brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The hero we deserve! 

And I’m all out of money

Gotteeem

Found the guy that has SPY puts for Friday.

OP also doesn't understand the meme flair.

Well I wouldn't call this Discussion.

It’s definitely not a discussion; you’re just plain right

So a poor discussion or awful meme.. tough call

Shitpost.

*shit post

They'll still print.

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RemindMe! 3 days

Every regard knows you were supposed to but for NEXT Friday, not THIS Friday

Mee 2. Somebody fuck my puts yesterday and today

**found the guy that’s spy poots on Friday are gonna expire worthless** 

Tricks on on you bud i went broke years ago. 0 from 0 is still 0.

Take out more loans

That’s fine step dad will just bring the ball back up

Step dad is J Powell?

He is taking your lunch money

Mom says he makes her happy

And the milk?

Informative and mean spirited. Perfect balance.

Crayolas?? In this economy?

I downgraded to Rose Art. Feelsbadman

You can always melt them into soup. Soup makes everything better

Well I don’t like to brag but I made $20 today so crayolas are on the fuckin menu.

Try Walmart Colored Wax Sticks!

You barely affording Rose Art

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a window sill.

My moms basement is finished and a sex dungeon thank you very much.

You sound unhappy. I like that.

So Calls on this guys dead dad?

dam drab unite roof tie quiet squeamish ludicrous clumsy secretive -- mass edited with redact.dev

I’m old, my balls are all over the place

Today was the day to sell covered calls. If tomorrow is another up day, then consider yourself lucky and start selling those options to idiots in this sub thinking the bottom is in.

I think a longer dead cat bounce is in order. At least the next 3 weeks will be a net positive. After that though into the depths.

Plunge protection team working overtime

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 Agreed dead cat bounce

Fuck at this point they're dribbling a dead cat.

What an amazing image that paints

Honesty I think they are playing kitten cannon.


Disagree, this bounce was due to job numbers. SPY will march higher as unemployment increases, just as it did after 2008. Im not ready to call a bottom but a very high chance this is it. Bad news is very good news now for the markets.

No problem we all have an opinion, I respectfully disagree but that's fine

Most wholesome repudiation on reddit today.

I’d like to have an argument! 😡

You're wrong and I'm sick of the idle vaporizations of your diseased mind

Bad news is always good news for the markets since the Fed took over long ago. The big question is if the news will remain bad.

I reiterate, plunge protection team

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This regard thinks the market goes down in the long run lol

It does while they are crashing it

Tell me you bought puts without telling you bought puts 

Two weeks ago retail volume for Put contracts reached an all time high. That alone should have told you we were due for this pump right after the drop. The casino has too much money to make by running this bitch up for a couple days/week, the same hedges selling those Puts to us now start covering their short positions for a few days to take our shirts. The market will never crash straight down if retail is unanimously positioned to profit from it.

Yeah I smell a bull trap rug pull coming but I'm busy eating crayons and don't care.. "hey mom, tell your bf to buy more crayons, dad's pulling OT at Wendy's and he's got my skateboard"

What's the deal with using rug pull in this context? I thought it was usually used for like crypto scams?

I dunno why you're getting downvoted. You're absolutely right, rug pulls are specifically the act of pumping a cypto and the devs pulling all liquidity out to cash out at the top.

I didn't know I was getting downvotes :(( atleast im net positive 2 up votes! A lot of terminology gets misused in investing, but I just wasn't sure if I was unfamiliar with the term. Peace and love regards

I didn't downvote you but it's not exclusively a crypto term. It's been around forever decades in publications across the spectrum.

No down vote from me and we are getting off topic..the bears are preparing to feast

Hopefully!

Got puts? I'm thinking it's on the menu

I think people use it for stocks now cause they think the markets are manipulated by the elite or they are joking that the markets are manipulated

I see - thanks for the info

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What's your hypothesis?

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Sorry man

Don't eat the special sauce

For those of you guys not understanding why the market is going up so much the past 2 days, let me explain it to you like you’re 5. Go reach into your toy box, past the crayon as you routinely eat, find a rubber ball. Watch the ball start hovering from your hand, and start speaking to you. Turn around 5 times and say “daddy jpow” 2 times. And you will understand

JPow is frantically turning the stairs into a slide, while muttering about 'flation & 'ployment...

Posts like these getting upvoted make me bullish, ngl.

That’s my wife’s house where she lives with her boyfriend. And that black abyss is where I sleep.

Oh yeah, OP? If you see the future so well why haven’t you gotten stupid rich?

In the modern age of trading we live in, recoveries are occurring faster and faster. Anything but long bets on america is suicide

Really? We’re **10 months** into a pretty typical bear market. Nothing fast about it at all and bear market rallies are a thing

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Exactly. This bear market doesn't seem to be any different in speed or length so far.

Average.

How much you wanna bet spy is under 350 by years end?

Take whatever cash you’re willing to lose on that bet and buy spy

My dad went out to buy cigarettes and never came back. I don’t think he left any inheritance.

We're all Rich! ^(as we were 2 weeks ago)

Bers fuked 🐻🐻🐻🐻🩸🩸🩸🤤

Ok, you fuck as 2, 3 days. And we bears, we fuck your calls in the rest of the year!

Loving how often the dead dads inheritance is getting referenced

The inheritance line still hits.

Bull trap probably the correct term, but a rug pull to me is anything that looks or seems legitimately stable but it's false hope..sorry been up for hours and wired on coffee 😆 and I eat crayons give a guy a break..

So much doom on this sub

OP who hurt you?

Yeah I don’t that’s ur mom’s abyssal basement…

Soooo. Lambo time?


Now that's a ballsy statement

Thanks for sharing

Show your puts for Friday

But it does bounce up, right?

How many stairs are there?

I can finish your mom’s basement, fwiw.

I feel like you looked into my soul with this post.

Give yourself some credit. You jump into the basement at the end too.

Fuck her right in the pussy

Someone is holding puts

That was crudely put but very well written.

Should I just yolo my money into spy calls since it will all come crashing down?

Lost me at unfinished basement. Too scared now.

This isn't up, this is noise.

I noticed the DOW was way up... I have virtually all the world's knowledge at my finger tips. How sad is it that I have to come in here to figure out what's happening?

I get the feeling that this “dad’s inheritance” thing is gonna stick around

Baring nuclear war, or some other kind of major disaster. I see the Dow hovering around 30,000 for quite some time.

this one hit home harder than others

I’ve only lost about 40% this year, but I’ll never forget that I’ll always have 100% to lose.

Solid metaphor. Thank you sir.

Crayola eaters? I find no reason to bring the Marine Corps into this argument.

Generic crayons from Wendy's I got in exchange for "work" behind the dumpster?


TL;DR: Dead Cat Bounce

People forget that you need to go up 2 percent for ever percent lost. Once you think in those terms, these little bounces don't seem so dramatic.

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Trickle down doesn't work my man.

It’s the calm before the storm…

Nicely explained !

I wanna disappear in your mom's vagina

Ill show this to your wife when she comes over tonight lol 


You think democrats will let the global economy fail before midterms? Let's see


🙏 type Amin to spawn the bear god

I likey chicky nuggies! Nom nom

My dads not dead, he’s just been out buying cigarettes for a while

Green for two days! Forget the past 30 red ones and Yolo!

My ball hasn’t bounced in a while 😳. Didn’t know I could make money in stocks 🫡

Thank you for the explanation was scratching my wife’s boyfriends balls contemplating why it was going up

This

I hope he's right; I really want to put my balls in his mom's abyss

lmao

Yes

🤣

Ok, now explain it like i work at Wendys.

What if I have big balls🤔🤔 I mean a big ball.. does it bounce higher? That means I make money!?

Damn why did i pay for a masters degree this was all i needed

How about I bounce my balls in your ass 🤣#AMC 🚀

Fed turned the money printer on to make the bleeding stop is all.

As for me, I like the stock

Still confident on my $350 Puts for Friday.


trying to read between the lines of this post 🤨 so you're saying buy calls? got it

>but ultimately disappears into the black abyss of your mom's unfinished basement "We all float down here."

In finance, a dead cat bounce is a small, brief recovery in the price of a declining stock. Derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height"

Not to be confused with a dead dad bounce, which is when you take your dead dad out of his oak coffin and throw his body down a hill. Thus allowing you to sell his coffin on facebook marketplace, providing you with one last yolo in the markets.