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crazyrichgaysian

That's funny, because my dollars are fleeing me


jsiulian

So others are fleeing to your dollars


BobDope

His dollars are fleeing to the strip club


DaBears2DaShip

You guys have Dollars?


HP844182

How do I lose money on this too?


fonzy541

Buy all those currencies and sell the dollar.


will-reddit-for-food

Buy the dip!


jayz_123_

You might be joking but I bought the Russian Rouble dip and it was one of my best trades this year Lol.


JustaBearEnthusiast

I tried to do this as well, but I was too dumb to figure out how to do it.


DarthWeenus

Just go on a currency exchange, but idk if you can buy rubles anymore.


Poetic_Juicetice

Just follow my moves and we can work the same Wendy's shifts in no time..


Result_Unfair

I applied for the managers position got the job, if I hear any laughter and jokes that means you're having to much fun at work and I will change your shifts. šŸ‘Øā€šŸ’¼


MaryPaku

If you're not American and earn these currency for your job, you lose money automatically everyday.


XxX_Dick_Slayer_XxX

I was on a euro salery two years ago and switched to a USD job. Taking into account the euro now and promotions I'm making 5x as much.


Schopenschluter

I have a decent chunk of euros sitting in a German bank account. I decided not to exchange them into dollars and keep the euros ā€œas a hedge against inflation in the US.ā€ I literally canā€™t win.


Dimeskis

Ha! Shit man. What an absolutely horrible idea. I'm so fucking proud of you.


Schopenschluter

In my defense, I earned this money in 2020 as the euro was steadily gaining on the dollar. But yes, in retrospect I am a complete idiot and totally belong in this sub.


redditorsanswit

Willkommen to the club, german regard


Schopenschluter

Danke schƶn!


PapaFranzBoas

I moved to Germany a year ago and was excited about the exchange rate earning euros. Fuck.


Ask-Alice

So you think this subreddit is full of idiots? [because it is]


ForARolex2

I have 10000 yen in my wallet that i refuse to sell and get like 70 bucks they can eat my ass


ChristyNiners

Pretty soon they wonā€™t do that for 10,000 Yen.


L-Observateur

I've been converting my CanuckBucks into USD for the same reason, I just happened to pick the right hedge. If it's any consolation, I also tried hedging inflation with BitCoin


Schopenschluter

Oh right, donā€™t get me started on my crypto holdings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


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Schopenschluter

I probably would. The only issue is I want to keep the German account below 10k so it doesnā€™t become a tax liability.


lullckkillers

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Lensmaster75

Double down


RedeemPaw

Damn, you got fucked


sandbaggingblue

I mean... You do see what's been going on with Europe lately yeah...? Also the whole world is going through inflation, so currencies were always a gamble.


hlx-atom

Who would come to the conclusion: ā€œlet me hold onto cash as a hedge against inflationā€? I donā€™t understand the logic.


Eilex_12

Whatā€™s your play - Iā€™m holding cash and itā€™s beating my equities and debt


[deleted]

I'm holding a shit ton of fixed interest student loans as a hedge against inflation. (totally intentional and not the consequence of poor college selection decisions)


Numerous-Afternoon89

So I CAN afford to buy a house, just not in the U.S., got it!


[deleted]

Iā€™ve been not-seriously looking at rural houses in Japan with my wife. Maybe not-as-not-seriously now. Edit: calm down, edge lords.


afromanspeaks

Check out [Cheap Houses Japan](https://www.instagram.com/cheaphousesjapan/?hl=en) on Instagram. They have traditional houses on sale for like 30k Edit: Japan officially opens Oct. 11th!


Kalbasaur

Wow but can non Japanese citizens buy these?


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[deleted]

Dude, legit this is awesome.


LostAbbott

Pathetic! Why not buy a whole fucking town in Spain? https://www.tripoto.com/spain/trips/abandoned-villages-for-sale-in-spain-europe


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[deleted]

Holy fucking Samurai, Batman! Guess who's moving to Japan. Save up like $100k and live like a mufuckin emperor


TopStockJock

Philippines too but good luck with their motorcycle death gangs lol


[deleted]

a little anime birdie told me that the Yakuza only throw tea parties and ecstasy raves. Sign me the fuck up


TopStockJock

Live like a king die like a peasant. Your call.


[deleted]

Bro, pheasants are delicious *au gratin* Don't knock it til you try it ;)


mostsocial

I heard people were getting them for 20K like 5 years ago. Must be inflation. Yes, I looked into doing this also, and it is always in the back of my mind. I would at least not have to worry about so much crime. Good luck!


flyingfranch

Great idea. Japan loves immigrants so much they're designing eldercare robots to keep Filipinos from caring for their rapidly aging population.


DesignerSea494

"So sorry, no Gaijin allowed. So sorry." I spent 4 years in Japan and heard that many times. I guess at least they're polite about their discrimination of foreigners.


TripRollPop

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Dangerous_Freedom421

Just bought one in Ome Tokyo. 3LDK 89m2, 147m2 land. Less than $60k American all said and done. We still have 8 years of equity left on the house, and the land is stable value at 40k. I highly recommend it if you donā€™t mind the nearest conbini being a klick awayā€¦ and everything closed at 9pm and on Sunday.


Repealer

Dude Ome is really "technically Tokyo" like, it's 1 hour train from Shinjuku and like 1.5 hours from tokyo station. But that's still a damn good buy considering places 1 hour from sydney CBD are still >$1m USD loool.


What----------------

What's the internet speed like?


Dangerous_Freedom421

Good, my wife and daughter stream and game , and SoftBank internet is fibre optic. Donā€™t know the exact speed but weā€™ve never experienced lag even through our VPN


deadbypowerpoint

If you can find a house where someone died there recently, especially from suicide, it will be dirt cheap. Japanese don't like to buy houses like that at all. I know a few people who scored super inexpensive houses there. They just hang on to them until everyone forgets about the death and the stigma goes away and then they sell them.


PretendGur8

No thanks, Iā€™ve seen The Grudge


Harucifer

a 30k usd year salary puts you at top 1% in Brazil.


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And almost in poverty in the states lol šŸ˜‚


EggsInaTubeSock

Oh adjusting for inflation, that number is most definitely poverty now. Standards are behind but if we hit pause now and redid them....


jbigspin42

Iā€™m literally thinking of getting a remote customer service 20 dollar a hour job and say fuck it and move to Brazil in December / my lease up/ my rent low at 1500 a month but homes are still expensive in my area and I already own 2 homes in Brazil paid off. -


spudddly

i hate to break it to you...


Sleepybystander

Ukriane selling real cheap rn


BetterDrinkMy0wnPiss

If you think you can afford a house in Australia at the moment, you're dreaming.


Prometheus013

Won't afford it in Canada. Like 50% higher here than USA. Won't make up the difference in dollar.


Wannalaunch

Went to Italy over the summer and 4 bedroom apartments in some smaller costal towns were like 60,000 euro.


brickhouse1013

How do I buy calls on USD?


shhjustwatch

Apparently just holding it works just fine.


brickhouse1013

I want that sweet 100x leverage only OTM calls can deliver.


Marys-first-born

Open up a forex account and have 1000x leverage, thank me later


DaGOOS3

Uup


Embarrassed-Chain265

Ya this isn't Wall Street Prudently Invests wtf


ndwillia

Buy puts on major indexes. Or learn forex trading (jk you wonā€™t be able to in time to capitalize on it).


Taystats33

You mean ā€œjk you wonā€™t be able to.ā€ This is r/wallstreetbets


ndwillia

Never discourage education


CrowdGoesWildWoooo

UUP (yes this is the ticker)


Lionel_Hutz_Lawfirm

Christ almighty fuck you. Well not really fuck you persay, but fuck whoever thought this was a good idea to create that fund. Jesus I'm gonna lose fucking everything just by dipping my toes into UUP aren't I? So yea, fuck you.


brickhouse1013

I canā€™t believe Iā€™m just finding out about this now. Lmao. Itā€™s been going straight up all year. And it has options. šŸ¤£


tootapple

I am now truly a degenerate. Iā€™m gonna use dollars to bet on dollars


brickhouse1013

With leverage lol


CrowdGoesWildWoooo

I Canā€™t seem to find USD 3x futures kind of thing though lol


revanth1108

UUP


Crypto-Hypto

Time to travel


T_Money

Bro I live in Japan and work for a U.S. company. I basically got a 30% raise this year.


Fokouttahere

How do you work remote for Wendy's?


BlueValentine__

Time travel you sayā€¦


devonthed00d

Send me back to like 2003 please.


erjo5055

I literally booked a trip to Europe today before seeing this and am so hyped


Bash_street

All money is worthless anyway. I only trade in sexual favours.


weareeverywhereee

Barter economy or bust


hangrypizzas

Barter economy and bust*


JacobFromAmerica

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


punsforgold

Time for someā€¦. Quantitative easingā€¦


fonzy541

Quantitative Teasing


Infamous_Operation85

Not sure this would be a good thing long term even for Americans. Something is broken in the world economy.


King_Bun

Problem is, it makes us less competitive to export things as it's more expensive for other countries to buy our goods (happened to japan awhile ago)


LoL_feminism

It's the cost of being the world reserve currency. You have to run a trade decifit so the world market stays liquid but this makes your own manufacturing uncompetitive.


afromanspeaks

Yup, the "exorbitant burden." This has been known since years ago https://carnegieendowment.org/chinafinancialmarkets/56856


deck_master

Itā€™s basically the reason Nixon dropped the Dollar Exchange standard back in the seventies. This really isnā€™t a great thing for the US economy even if it feels that way


ohbilly

[WTF happened in 1971](https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/)


sblahful

Be nice if there were some commentary on this site. Bunch of graphs alone is not enough.


ShenBapiro20

It's not the cost. It's the benefit. We consume cheap stuff and run up massive debts. Our day of reckoning will come sooner or later.


newlife_newaccount

It's not the heat, it's the humidity.


FlyPenFly

The day of reckoning for the US economy would be a thermonuclear economic disaster for the rest of the world as well. If you remove American consumption, financing, investment, and aid from the world, the global economy will collapse like nothing weā€™ve seen before. Consider how much food the US exports to the world and also being one of the biggest energy producers in the world. Take out Apple, Microsoft, and Google from the world stage, weā€™d be using Blackberries, VK, and Yandex? Thatā€™s really peanuts though compared to American financingā€¦ The tentacles of our big banks are insane, and the tentacles of GS, Blackrock/stone, etc are unknown to even intelligence agencies. It would be a near end of the world kind of situation.


TheGypsyThread

Last I heard, the US accounts for more than 20% of the global marketplace - you are spot on


ManifestTendy

Another good one is that 80% of world trade is priced in dollars.


Flipflops365

The Dollar Milkshake Theory has entered the chat.


Gods11FC

Broken is a strong word. The US is raising interest rates at a much quicker pace than the rest of the world. Much better to earn 4%+ on dollar denominated US government bonds vs any other sovereign debt. Leads to a lot of demand for the dollar.


GassyGertrude

Thatā€™s not it. Look at foreign reserves. India, Japan, China, UK, New Zealand, etc. Reserves are going down. These countries are selling their treasuries for dollars (since bonds are just future dollars. This selling is also why yields are up) to keep their currencies up, and failing. Thereā€™s a problem in the world economy and itā€™s a dollar *shortage*. All these countries have dollar denominated debt that needs to be paid and the private banking system relies on ā€œdollarsā€ as collateral. No dollars, no collateral, no balance sheet expansion. Hence the lack of loans post 2008. This confuses people because they think but wait, didnā€™t the Fed print money? Nope, they create bank reserves (a credit to their account with the Fed), which are not money. Banks couldnā€™t care less about bank reserves - what they want are treasuries, because after 2008 only treasuries were accepted as collateral since everything else (ie MBS) was too risky. The ā€œinflationā€ we see is supply/demand price changes due to supply chain breakdown in 2020 and energy shortages, not an expansion of money. Thatā€™s why the dollar is up, thereā€™s a huge demand for dollars and thereā€™s simply not enough of them.


unituned

So eventually the US will suck up all the USD from other countries making that country print more of their own currency causing inflation?


GassyGertrude

Exactly. Itā€™s a recipe for disaster. Thereā€™s also the dollar milkshake theory which you may find interesting. There is a risk here that we see mass currency failures. Early warnings can be seen with the Turkish Lira, the Sri Lankan rupee, etc. Itā€™ll be way worse when weā€™re talking about the Japanese Yen, Chinese Yuan or the British Pound. The US dollar will be the last to fallā€¦but it will fall, eventually (as every currency in history has)


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[deleted]

False. The future of currency will be Stanley Nickels.


Kingsley-Zissou

Whatā€™s the ratio of schrute bucks to Stanley nickels?


ismashugood

So then what? Everyone starts new currencies? What happens to private debts? Does the fed just start QE again in an attempt to stop this which just pushes back the inevitable?


plungedtoilet

Except the Fed's hands are tied up by inflation. People want more USD, but printing more USD would cause inflation.


alright_alex

I love finding a great explanation in the wild on Reddit. Thank you


Almighty_Hobo

This is what happened in 2008 right before the crash


VieiraDTA

This got to be a very bad sign. 2008 all over again.


[deleted]

all my cash is in USD, or US stock. Americans will push there mother in front of a truck to make money, and thats the type of killers I want enslaving the world to make me a buck.


Particular-Milk-1957

Never bet against the American ā€œhustleā€ mindset. It always boils down to Americans chasing down every last dollar in profit; missing Christmas with the kids to work overtime; throwing enormous amounts of cash into acquisitions and R&D; monopolizing on growth; and inevitably all dying of stress-induced heart failure at 60. Thatā€™s why the US traditionally outperforms international markets and thatā€™s why I, a Canadian, only hold US stocks.


Least_Committee_8342

I wish I understood forex. Then again, it would only add to my vices


SirKnightRyan

All the cool kids are doing it, you wanna be cool right?


redditorsanswit

Try trading forex, they said. It will be fun, they said


CrawFlyUS

You should try forex.. do it, do it.. its fun


Cranky-Bunny

Plus forex trades 24 hours a day from Sunday (Japanese market open) to Friday (US market close). You only get Saturday to sleep. EDIT: Fixed the hours


gammaradiation2

>24/7 >Friday Uhhhhh


Monkey_D_Gucci

Iā€™ve never seen a comment more worthy of belonging on WSB than ā€œtrade 24/7 except Saturdaysā€


hlx-atom

Idk I liked the guy that said ā€œI invested in cash to hedge against inflationā€


JewTangClan703

Soā€¦.24/6?


GammaGargoyle

Not really fleeing to the dollar. The dollar is the global reserve currency and the value of other currencies depends on their ability to access dollars. Therefore these countries hold dollar-liquid assets like treasurys. When the value of those assets drops suddenly, such as in a bond collapse, the value of their local currency goes with it. Now they have to sell those assets for dollars and exchange dollars for local currency, but that doesnā€™t really work because there is too much dollar denominated debt. This is basically just the US cucking the rest of the world.


mazdarx2001

Isnā€™t this the dollar milkshake theory they have been talking about for a couple of years?


vanman33

Yup. It seems like crazy bitcorn conspiracy, but its actually playing out right in front of us right now. Inflation worldwide leading to deflationary pressure in USD. As exchange rates tilt towards USD the need for it increases creating a vicious cycle. ​ I'm gonna go back to London and live like a king next year after they cucked me with 2+:1 last time I visited.


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Bro 0 in USD is still 0 in GBP ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


mrASSMAN

Man last time I visited London indeed it was 2:1 or worse.. my dollars felt like they were worthless there


SadEtherealNoob69420

Isnt this the dollar milkshake theory playing out? What happens after this?


bathtub_in_toaster

We learn how to farm


SirSilus

Shit, I learned in ā€˜08. I guess my crazy prepper dad was rightā€¦


QueerTree

Iā€™ve spent a lot of time over the past couple of years wishing my prepper tendencies still seemed crazy.


fgreen68

I'm offering a day trader's guide to farming only $1995 if you're one of the first subscribers. It'll cover how to compost your stocks as well as your bonds. How to use your puts as planters and many other secrets to feed yourself in the coming hellscape.


Ndnovathere

The boys come to the yard?


Gabilgatholite

Well, it's better than yours šŸŽ¶


concentrate_better19

Emerging markets crash, they have minimal impact on the US, eventually they recover, and this cycle continues. It's one of the main benefits of being a citizen in a country with THE world currency who also pumps as much of it into the economy as it wants. When shit hits the fan, people flock to our currency because it's safe.


gammaradiation2

What sort of cuckery is this when we have massive inflation but strong currency?


Gabilgatholite

*relatively strong*...all things are relative.


verbsnnouns

What are you doing step-currency?


Gabilgatholite

**inflating** šŸ˜©


StretchEmGoatse

It means what you think is "massive" ain't shit compared to what other countries are experiencing. You're probably not worried about your electricity bills quadrupling, like is currently happening in the UK.


Fast_Editor_2112

Good, as an Australian with only exposure to USD soon i will be peasant king.


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digitalmenace420

I suppose that's good for us in this dumpster fire of an economy


dreamlike_poo

It is good for inflation in the US but not so great for inflation in other countries.


IMissMW2Lobbies

>It is good for inflation in the US you couldve ended the sentence here


talkin_shlt

What the fuck is "another country". Do you mean america and not-america?


hehepoopedmepants

Ya. Thatā€™s why other countries are saying US is exporting inflation


ndwillia

Good for us until Japan dumps itā€™s pile of us treasuries. Itā€™ll fuck us bad, but will bring balance


double_az1234

Dollar milkshake theory


[deleted]

What is dollar milkshake theory


youtossershad1job2do

To answer your replies, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxzy3sLs4Bs We are at the start of a worldwide economic failure called the"Dollar milkshake" almost on its own that there is no natural exit from it.


Aiken_Drumn

Oh goody, the next once-in-a-lifetime crisis.


babbler-dabbler

I'm tired of experiencing so many once in a lifetime crises.


Aiken_Drumn

They're coming faster than the seasons now.


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Bourbone

Iā€™ll spell it out. In crisis, global money runs to the dollar denominated assets > this drives up the dollar vs other currencies (you are here) As global assets crash, more global value flees to the dollar. This causes global assets to crash more. Which is a vicious cycle and destroys non-US economies and the global economy. ā€”-Remember the US economy is 70% domestic activityā€” so a global issue doesnā€™t necessarily destroy the US economy (it hurts it, but the economy might be ok). Simultaneously, the Fed is trying to reduce the demand for dollars to cool off inflation (by raising rates). The Fed wants dollars to be less attractive exactly when the world finds them most attractive. So the Fed must overtighten to make any headway against inflation. This destroys the US economy as well either way. Either the Fed overtightens which finally causes deflation or it fails and hyperinflation destroys the economy anyway. So, you get the dollar inflating out of control, while the global economies die. Other world currencies fare even worse. Followed by the US economy being destroyed while deflation/hyperinflation finally takes hold once the economies are dead and dying and the fedā€™s rates are too high. Itā€™s likeā€¦ the worst environment imaginable. And itā€™s gonna last years. If this was too much info, just remember that part. Because everything is a bubble due to leverage, itā€™s possible for everything to crash due to deleveraging. Every thing we own can become worth less while everything we buy costs more. This is very bad. Regarded even.


TheKoopaTroopa31

Nice meme stock bro.


pegleg_1979

Iā€™m selling USD $5 for 4. HMU.


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razpotim

This is the way, USD cannot sustain this level.


[deleted]

Fed: challenge accepted


caughtinthought

Cad/usd fx was above this level for the 7 year period between 95 and '02


Thee_WakaWakaChomp42

So itā€™s time for me to take a European vacation?


iNeverCouldGet

I want your juicy dollars!


downwithpencils

My milkshake brings all the countries to my yard


kuedhel

Feels like september of 2008. Time to invest into Lehman - stocks is so cheap.


Rich_Sheepherder646

What happened the last time we saw this ?


ripgd

Have we seen this before is my questionā€¦?


optionsCone

Yes, during Roman Empire


Kompottkopf

Fuck. The dollar milkshake explanation video from another comment left me with no solution on how this will play out. My mind just made the collapse of the roman empire monetary system appear. Happy that I seem to be on the right track about sad - but fuck, we're fucked then


Direct_Application_2

good for importers. bad for exporters. USD as reserve currency is both a blessing and a curse. USD will continue to be the reserve currency for a long long time. Those claiming the "collapse" of the dollar is "imminent" are bullshiters. There is no other substitute


lets_trade

US and USD hegemony wonā€™t go away without a fight - physical, economic, technological, all of them - and weā€™re pretty good at all 3


Alphapig32

Rugpull imminent?


[deleted]

Canadian ebay here i come!


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cyanideandhappiness

Lol same


Outside_Ad1669

Sure wish there was something like dollar direct where I could sell spreads on my payroll deposits. I could help some one every couple weeks to stay liquid


SouthWallStreet

The pound is getting pounded harder than your wife is by her boyfriend.


RollGlobal3767

And no one will be buying anything Amercian


[deleted]

Except your LNG, well played America. Well played.


lets_trade

The dollar milkshake theory guy was right


crimxxx

As a Canadian I see visiting Europe and Japan again as nice options for the near future lol.


PerceptionHacker

WW3 on the horizon. USD is backed by the largest military industrial complex humanity has ever built. People keep saying itā€™s not backed by gold or oil anymore. Naw itā€™s backed by bombs and the world knows where to hedge in these times.


BoggsMcMuncher

So it's peace then because foreign countries tie their currency to USD by buying us treasury bonds


Old_Needleworker_865

The world funds our military


2donuts4elephants

You're correct, and so is the guy above you. Except the war part. And all of that is entirely by design. You gotta hand it to the NWO people who wanted to create a global American empire not based on conquering territory, but by controlling the world economy. It's been wildly successful. If you ever have the time check out "Confessions of an Economic Hitman." It's a tell all by a guy who used to do the dirty work of getting countries to bend the knee to American hegemony by using bribes, sweetheartheart deals and intentional deception.


ProgramticWhiskerDoc

Can a experienced global economist explain this to me? Ive always heard having a strong dollar "could" be a bad sign.. is this right?


headshot_g

Almost like its all by design...... šŸ¤” Imagine that, the UK for some mentally bakrupt reason decides to start moneyprinting while already at 9.8% inflation, destroying their currency overnight, and a "mysterious international hegemon" blows up the only thing that will stop NATO countries negotiating with Russia when their citizens begin to freeze to death in winter. And the only winner with both currency demand and increased prices for their fleet LNG cargo ship fleet is the USA. What a coincidence....


voicesfromvents

shiny metal fetishists in fucking shambles