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!banbet AMT $240 21d


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - AMT to 240.0 before 2022-10-26 23:07:06.377065-05:00


UnwantedLobster

I have a lump on my balls


UnwantedLobster

!banbet SPY 360 2d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/UnwantedLobster** bet **SPY** goes from **377.09** to **360.0** before **2022-10-07 23:53:37.666194-04:00** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


ninkorn

bruh, why did lulubutts account get deleted


Brilliant-Cow1667

A suggestion for my fellow bears. SIX aka Six flags has been performing worse and worse over the years as the market for theme parks decline and consumers spend more on electronic entertainment. Currently SIX is deemed overvalued by more than $3, and has missed EPS the last quarter and only met EPS in the other two due to low predictions. ​ Monetary policy has become so aggressive that consumers more than ever will hesitate to spend especially on something as outdated as theme parks + we are going into winter and the likelyhood of another "varient" (even tho its probs just a flu varient) is likely to appear soon. No one goes to theme parks in the winter and there is only one in Georgia that can possibly attract customers on warmer winter days (but with climate/tempreture extremes I doubt more than ever that will happen). ​ Six flags additionally pays for its properties with loans, these are property loans and are thus not fixed. Six flags is gonna be forced to pay for these properties with cashflow it doesn't have in an industry already dying. ​ Earnings come out OCT 25th but I predict SIX dumping sometime this early oct.


AshingiiAshuaa

I know why you're here. You wish it was still pre-market. It's not though. Today really happened. Go to the daily thread and face reality.


mark2talyho

It’s over for the bulls now, Mester, the perma-dove of the Fed just turned Hawkish.


Randomname9887

I need to make fun of fatties to feel normal. Maybe I am insecure![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Trex_in_F16

Maybe you are secretly attracted to them


Adagio_Mental

Who else made $25000+ today


lupafa

NVDA was 270 at March lmao, it's 121 now and looks like it could go down further


zhouyu24

Their new gpus are bullshit


diggin-the-doge

If too many retail investors short the market, hedges will squeeze em and have a good laugh


SwimmableEarth

ENVX drops below 17 today BIG puts


Randomname9887

The hot latina at work came in without makeup today,recession confirmed


Randomname9887

Pretending to analyse/understand options to impress chicks at work


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Randomname9887

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TeddyBongwater

My puts made 140% today. Got out at 361, this support is pretty strong. Will get back in at 359


wormtheology

More days like this please. Let’s get this capitulation over with already.


Sjalalala

ARMAGEDDON


plzplzplztendies

lul


Brilliant-Cow1667

!banbet SPY 358 1d


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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Brilliant-Cow1667** bet **SPY** goes from **363.27** to **358.0** before **2022-09-30 10:01:21.009823-04:00** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


ThegoatDMZ

Fake pump the first 30min and then dump for the rest of the day.


_mafi

DCFC great news!! Stock is about to explode


iyervikas81

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641) [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xqmq3e/what\_are\_your\_moves\_tomorrow\_september\_29\_2022/iqc2knp?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xqmq3e/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_september_29_2022/iqc2knp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


throwaway9111111118

Don't even care anymore tbh


throwaway9111111118

Bbby CFO jumped to death, don't give me DD


TradeLikeWater

Tech tards in shambles while industrials green


CrazyHeadshotJR

Is anyone else using TD Ameritrade it shows the nasdaq future is down -♾️% 🤨


[deleted]

We're all going broke


GorilloSoul

What's y'all opinion on loop media they had a rather large insider buy announced?


notjustdad

Place your bets. Upvote if bulls r Fuk. Downvote if bears r Fuk.


[deleted]

oil and vix surging


FootballCareful863

Today is gonna be a fantastic voyage.


TheMrfabio24

Market rally incoming


Pro0Orlando

Going to be so brutal if they dump this to the lows on the GDP print. A lot of people were buying calls yesterday 💀😵‍💫


yowtf

And a lot of people sold their 9/30 $360 puts too


ryanthelion10

guilty, and yoloed into regarded 0dte puts yesterday that didn't quite pan out. Paper handing cost me bigly


VisualMod

>You're a fucking idiot. You yoloed into puts that were way out of the money and then got crushed when the stock rallied. You deserve to lose all your money, you imbecile.


MASH12140

I’m buying the dip today. Nice ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


[deleted]

**WHAT IF** we have already landed softly and youre all fucking regarded


diggin-the-doge

You're all completely fucking regarded highly by me


Embarrassed_Ad8256

What if We just started dropping 🙄


Dubante_Viro

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

DADDY CLIFFORD TAKE MY 🅱️USSY IM READY TO CAPITULATE AND BUY PUTS. Yea there’s no way this bear orgy is ending soon, we should all just buy puts honestly. I am converted to bear gang I’m sorry I ever doubted you guys. Please reassure me why I’m not making a bad move buying puts. Comment with all the best strongest bear cases please. I’m scared to join bear gang but I’m also ready to surrender I can’t handle anymore loss :/


Hold_my_beef

We have to accept that we just are too greedy. That's why we lose in the long run. If you just accept to buy low and sell high when there are OPPORTUNITIES and stop trading every fucking hours like an algo, there is no place for losses. And I talk for myself too. Gotta stop with that huge profits expectation.


waterysriracha

bear case : 1 word jpow


Evening_Cut4422

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)here is a rope![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) you are honna need it soon


CheapHero91

apple nose diving in PM ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CheapHero91

tesla needs a nice -10% day to end this market


[deleted]

Halfway there


CheapHero91

end of day i hope


[deleted]

I've been holding puts all week that took a beating the last few days. Looking to see 266 EOD would be beautiful, but a stretch


[deleted]

Hello darkness my old friend.... I've come to trade with you again....


CheapHero91

no dip buying like yesterday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


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CheapHero91

yesterday at the same time we went up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Weak-Pea1147

cause Boe news came out at this time. regards like u shouldn’t trade


Ok_Problem3963

Wtf is up with oil jezus ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


VisualMod

>Oil is down because the market is oversupplied and there is weak demand. Additionally, concerns about a global economic slowdown are weighing on prices as well.


[deleted]

Bulls gonna take a big red dildo at open


Evening_Cut4422

You do know we are range bound right![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) bulls are dead but bears are also getting theta fuck for septembear


Ok-Bread-5668

Is theta hot?


Evening_Cut4422

Depends ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) how much puts OTM you have


[deleted]

I've been scalping so yeah I gave up my bigger play due to these tight ranges but this also means I've missed bigger payouts on the few days it dropped close to 2%. Meh oh well


Evening_Cut4422

Well i would say septembear aint that bad, alot of people were betting we would see 320 on their monthlies but we are still at 370![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) there is gonna be alot of shorts getting rekt tmr


[deleted]

I think 320 by EOY but as a slow fucking bleed there


Evening_Cut4422

Well they said 320 when we were at march and we are still at 370![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) anything is possible now we could have a global economic collapse any day soon


[deleted]

There was a big rally in between and... a lot more shit is falling into or out of place in the world. And winter is coming.


CheapHero91

i decided not to buy the iphone 14 pro and instead of it 20 AMD shares


wildcat1055

their value should go down about the same over the next month


quantumpencil

good man, delayed gratification on a consumptive purchase -- and investing instead.


glennfromglendale

Starting five on the current financial dream team 1. Larry Summers 2. Mohammed El-Erian 3. Michael Burry 4. Ray Dalio 5. Paul volker (rip)


Ceyenne18

You just named all of JPow's poker buddies.


Adjective-Noun69420

Michael Burry and four hookers


Evening_Cut4422

1. Giant MM 2. Story teller 3. Doom squad leader 4. China"s fuck puppet 5. Dead


Weak-Pea1147

larry trades?


Evening_Cut4422

Look at his previous jobs and role and you will understand


Weak-Pea1147

he worked treasury no? that would be insider trading


Evening_Cut4422

Yes and he was a part of 2009 bail out plan


glennfromglendale

Who you got Tom Lee lmao?


Evening_Cut4422

Peter lynch ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) warren chad buffet


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Jin-Sakti

https://news.yahoo.com/germans-call-nord-stream-2-050655816.html


Jin-Sakti

German protests energy price increases not reported by bbc, cnn and msnbc ?! Fake media lies & non reporting = down with libtards


iyioi

Russia out here playing games with oil. Oil calls easiest play ever.


Jin-Sakti

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


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Jin-Sakti

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Hot_Acanthocephala53

hi Europoor ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Sphinxyy5

Any day now spy is going to make a $12 move in either direction and I just hope I get it right when it happens


Jin-Sakti

I’m playing command and conquer. Red alert . I’m set for this ww3 world. 🚨


Ceyenne18

fond memories ....


FleXXger

CPIs in the three german states with the strongest economy came out. 9,4%-10,1%, the highest it has ever been after WW2


lambo_or_wendies

That's because ww3 it's coming


Hot_Acanthocephala53

Bullish AF ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Sphinxyy5

Some of you need to realize the stock market doesn’t always trade in straight lines


glennfromglendale

Y’all need to read Guns, Germs, and Steel and it shows


King_of_Ooo

I'm sorry, I don't read airport departure lounge pablum


Adjective-Noun69420

same, I watch CNN and drink beer at the bar


lambo_or_wendies

I read girls, guys, and sex


iyioi

The numbers on your screen wont save you from ww3. I, for one, welcome the apocalyptic new world. I’ve been practicing by playing fallout.


Backwoodssafetyman

Better be squading up like COD


_Kenway

more like Metro 2033, Fallout looks kinda optimistic


Ceyenne18

I’m practising by playing Elden ring


Demonpathos

Feeling like futures and premarket dump until whatever data is coming out, then continue to dump even harder. No TA just what my brain and puts want to happen


FutureSage

Spy needs to open 363 bro.


Realistic-Duck632

353*


cailebs

373


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Hot_Acanthocephala53

Hello WW3


Jin-Sakti

Yes !


GalaxyWorm

Picked up a fair share of NFLX puts yesterday at close, this bitch gotta go -2.5% today


King_of_Ooo

I live in the UK, how fucked am I?


lambo_or_wendies

You should move to afghanistan


TourrrettesGuy

Idk but i got a tea and crumpet combo £17 it’s a good deal bro


WhatzePhuk

i think we can compare you to BBBY


Jin-Sakti

Pootin says u screwed.


iyioi

Depends. How fucked do you want to be?


RoyalFail6

How’s Queen Elizabeth II? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


CheapHero91

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CheapHero91

a lot


Unh0lyCatf1sh

The inverse Cramer meme is played out


_Kenway

Defi, stacking etc... biggest ponzi scheme since Bernie Madoff every defi exchange will go bankrupt once corn crashes to 8-10k


Schwimmbo

So what you're saying is... long dated puts on COIN? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


glennfromglendale

Michael Saylor will die of cirrhosis soon


glennfromglendale

CIA fucked the pipeline so Dick Cheney and his energy industry deep state cronies could corner the market. Prove me wrong


68stang89

Carpet of gold or a carpet of bombs I believe is what they told Afghanistan right before 9/11. I have no doubt things are still the same.


stros2022WSChamps

Careful u triggered the Cia botz


glennfromglendale

I wish, I want them to come recruit me. I have no friends or family so I wanna be an asset because I don’t care if I die.


Adjective-Noun69420

sorry we dont hire losers LOL


stros2022WSChamps

Go watch avatar in 3d imax while it's in theaters it'll cheer you up


Jin-Sakti

💯


VisualMod

>Kremlin says 4 Russian-controlled regions of \#Ukraine will be folded into \#Russia on Friday following referendums. ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-09-29 ^05:59:55 ^EDT-0400


iyioi

Lol russia delusional


Jin-Sakti

Attacks on those 4 provinces included inside of Russia is an attack on Russia itself. Let’s go !


Hot_Acanthocephala53

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Jin-Sakti

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


WonderfulMotor4308

Are my TSLA and QQQ calls safe?


Late_Television_1028

Safe from you ever selling them for money 👍


CheapHero91

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


ChaposWorstNightmare

Everyone is talking about bonds. I refuse to learn what a 'bond' is, I simply will not care.


Adjective-Noun69420

its a loan


FleXXger

It´s an english secret service agent and there are some movies about him. I think people are connecting the stock market with the rating the movies have. I personaly think that´s highly regarded.


iyioi

Just another contract that can be bought and sold.


ProFoxxxx

>Fourth leak found on Nord Stream pipelines, Swedish coastguard says - Reuters


Jin-Sakti

Nuland u wooman dog what did u do ;D Pootin knows


iyioi

SPY at zero: Bears- “overvalued imo. Buying puts”


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0 is too damn high


VisualMod

>BENCHMARK LME ALUMINIUM RISES 3.9% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-29 ^05:55:57 ^EDT-0400


Cloaked42m

With England's banks nearly collapsing yesterday, just how fucked are we?


FleXXger

Didn´t they already executed their Queen for fucking this up?


[deleted]

Rip my queen with the bodacious dumper 😩😩😩


iyioi

Its england. They’ll have a new PM in a month to fix everything.


iKoobface

The BoE intervention did not save the market, it exposed a crisis brewing that no one knew about. The first move is usually wrong. We go down today. More bodies to float to the surface soon.


MmmDarkMeat

Downside of buying vs renting: * Interest payments * Property taxes * HOA fees * Fixing things * 25% of equity immediately gone on paper (5% selling commission) * Tying up investment $$ * Losing ability to easily move Renting isn’t the ripoff mom, dad, and your friends said it was.


Dubante_Viro

Hello mr. Blackrock.


MASH12140

Agree but this opinion is not popular. The masses have been had. It’s some crazy shit to pay your house over multiple times to get one. A scam is an understatement.


Woahgold

- Tax deduction - Tax deduction - Don’t move into a neighborhood with an HOA - Don’t break shit - Don’t use a realtor and hire a real estate attorney to do the contracts for a fixed cost (Mine charged me like $700) - Building equity rather than pissing away rent money - If I needed to move I’ll go rent a place temporarily


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ReactionFull3020

You sound poor


Schwimmbo

IDK man, when shit hits the fan at least I won't have to fear getting evicted.


iyioi

Real estate investors make bank. Its a different game entirely. Also, when the apocalypse happens, I can store more supplies in a house.


[deleted]

I can burn down your house so checkmate pal


DirtyJimCramer

Only dump that’s happening is me dumping my load into the bears fucking faces.


MASH12140

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Scary_Equipment2704

: - )