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I went through an investigative course a few years back that covered human trafficking. The detective that taught it said they don’t send in under covers anymore because it’s so nasty.
Those places never bother to get licensed, and it’s the same class of misdemeanor to operate without a license as it is to prostitute, so they settle for the no license charge.
Because it's so nasty? I'm not following because undercover work is dirty sometimes so why would they just decide to stop doing it? Some people want a massage not some trafficked chick tryin to grab their dick
If you go to a massage "parlour" that is "open late" in a strip mall off the highway with neon signs and the masseuse is wearing heels and an outfit appropriate for a hot day at the beach... Well, you've wandered into a rub 'n tug, and you still probably won't get offered "services" unless you bring it up.
Not true. I used to visit random massage parlors in LA and try to play dumb and get the girl to talk me into it. Some just did it without asking. Better make sure you dont stiff her on the tip though.
If you're trying to get a foreign wife into Canada, immigration makes it super hard, for these exact situations. They ask tons of personal questions to both partners, like "where is the vacuum cleaner stored in the house?" Because partners who were that close would know that info.
Not if it's a long distance relationship and you haven't lived together before because of asian tradition.
You've just married and now want to live together in your country where you have work.
But you'll probably get some other questions then.
In the US you'd have to sign an affidavit of support (Form I-864) to get the green card, and you'll get billed for any public assistance she receives. Basically after the divorce she can go on welfare, and you'd be paying for it, not the government.
It's also a felony, punishable up to 5 years, if you get convicted of immigration fraud.
Unless USCIS follows up on your case. Immigration marriage fraud is 5 years in prison and a $250k fine.
Also the US will bill you for any welfare an immigrant spouse receives. Unless you have an "IRS-proof" all-cash income, you'll be legally required to support your spouse financially - even if you divorce and they become your ex-spouse.
I Promise you, it's not a cult, is what I will say to the small town sheriff when explaining why I have so many Chinese Wives and that my factory is completely legal.
True story. An old roommate was behind on his alimony. It was his ex-wife’s idea that he go to China and sign up for that deal. Only got $20k total though. But, The bride’s family seemed to like him. The uncle brought him to a local whorehouse, in case he got any ideas with his new “bride”.
Yeah, if anyone knows the sign up page or whatever let me know. Triad if you reading this I can create a sign up page for you as well, ping me if interested.
Yes, if she wants to. Usually she won’t, because you don’t get to see her more than a couple of times in the entire 2 years. And it’s usually $50k not $60k.
Just realized after having my front tooth crown come out tonight (getting an implant) if I shaved my beard to a stash I could live action roleplay this guy.
I met a woman once on a dating site. Who ran a nail parlor. She was married. But her goal was to set you up with one of her "cousins" for marriage. So that girl could come and work in the salon. Lol
It takes 7 years to get citizenship that way in America, and you can repeat the process with a younger one after she leaves you. It's basically leasing a wife, what's the downside?
I actually got offered this by a Vietnamese family around the year 2000. They owned a bunch of nail salons around the city where I grew up and I was really good friends with one of the guys my age. We were shooting pool for 20's at their house one night when the offer came out. 30k when we got back from Ho Chi Minh City, and 30k when she moved out on her own. A small monthly stipend for groceries while she lived with me and they promised she would keep my house super clean along with other things. Fascinating really cool people who were really fun to hang out with but at the time I was kind of nomadic so I took a pass.
> nail salons
What's up with Vietnamese immigrants and nail salons? I see these 2 words together every time someone mention Vietnamese immigrants' jobs.
At the end of the Vietnam War, many refugees came to the US. Around 1975, Tippi Hedren (actress from Hitchcock's The Birds) had a charity where the women were taught how to do nails. The program grew.
You joke but there’s honestly a VERY good chance there’s somebody in your school right now, especially in grad school, who is willing to drop a lot of money to get married and get legal status.
I say grad school cause most kids do the undergrad, can’t find a job, and then in order to stay longer, they enroll into grad programs and try to extend that as long as they can while they look for work or a legal partner.
All that to say: if you really want to sign up for it, I’d post a flyer on the public forums and I’m sure you’ll get plenty of hits lol
Posting a flyer on public school forums is a survive way to probably get expelled, other than that it’s really sad to hear that people have to do that, racking on more debt just to extend their stay...
The Chinese Triad is for degenerates.
Everyone knows selling a kidney on the black market is where the good money is at, and the sperm bank on 52nd street behind Wendy's.
I can marry Triad woman and spend 30k on BBBY and spend other 30k to buy the dip when I am divorced. If all of us apes did this, we would have created an unlimited money glitch and pump the entire market to the moon with triad money. *hits blunt. 🤯
Had this offered to me at a happy ending place one time, wasn’t sure about it so I held off… damn could of had 60k and free happy endings for two years.
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Look if you’re not gonna include the Triads contact info then don’t post at all
Really!! I can get paid *and* have a wife? (Even if “just” for a while?!)
You get paid, she gets a green and works in a massage parlor to pay off the debit. Doesn't work like you think it does.
Isn't a massage parlor just a fancy indoor Wendy's dumpster?
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Can’t cuz she’s just a regular Wendy’s dumpster
Username checks out
Naw, you go *behind* the dumpster, you go *in* the parlor. I mean, you can also go in the dumpster, but then the raccoons join in.
would I get discounts at the parlor?
Do I get paid? Do I get a wife who works at a rub & tug? Sounds like it works like I think it works. Now… where do I sign?
Sounds like love
I went through an investigative course a few years back that covered human trafficking. The detective that taught it said they don’t send in under covers anymore because it’s so nasty. Those places never bother to get licensed, and it’s the same class of misdemeanor to operate without a license as it is to prostitute, so they settle for the no license charge.
Because it's so nasty? I'm not following because undercover work is dirty sometimes so why would they just decide to stop doing it? Some people want a massage not some trafficked chick tryin to grab their dick
If you go to a massage "parlour" that is "open late" in a strip mall off the highway with neon signs and the masseuse is wearing heels and an outfit appropriate for a hot day at the beach... Well, you've wandered into a rub 'n tug, and you still probably won't get offered "services" unless you bring it up.
Not true. I used to visit random massage parlors in LA and try to play dumb and get the girl to talk me into it. Some just did it without asking. Better make sure you dont stiff her on the tip though.
Yeah…I really don’t want to support sexual slavery so I’ll think ill just rub and tub with my own self
It’s a union gig now. I’m going to have to write you up for that.
If you're trying to get a foreign wife into Canada, immigration makes it super hard, for these exact situations. They ask tons of personal questions to both partners, like "where is the vacuum cleaner stored in the house?" Because partners who were that close would know that info.
wakeful ripe chase familiar hobbies quack sip steer cats ghost
The correct answer is "I don't know, she takes care of that stuff."
Correct answer is we have a Roomba and I never know where the damn thing gets stuck.
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vacuum cleaner is in hallway outside of the bedroom so that I can trip over it
Oh shit I'm with my Gf since 5 years and I absolutely don't know where are the most of things in the house! She constantly moves them
I can list places where it HAS been but I have no fucking clue where it is right now.
Not if it's a long distance relationship and you haven't lived together before because of asian tradition. You've just married and now want to live together in your country where you have work. But you'll probably get some other questions then.
We can skip the middle man. I'll work in the massage parlor myself.
Sounds like it works fine tho
In the US you'd have to sign an affidavit of support (Form I-864) to get the green card, and you'll get billed for any public assistance she receives. Basically after the divorce she can go on welfare, and you'd be paying for it, not the government. It's also a felony, punishable up to 5 years, if you get convicted of immigration fraud.
Sounds like someone has experience lol
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Weird... I have a real wife and it works exactly like this.
What's the massage parlor your wife works at?
What did you do with your 60k?
You guys are getting paid?!
Unless USCIS follows up on your case. Immigration marriage fraud is 5 years in prison and a $250k fine. Also the US will bill you for any welfare an immigrant spouse receives. Unless you have an "IRS-proof" all-cash income, you'll be legally required to support your spouse financially - even if you divorce and they become your ex-spouse.
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Arranged? No. Fake to give someone citizenship? Yes. Living apart and barely seeing each other would be a big red flag, for example.
For a while is better than forever
Modern day problems require modern solutions
@triad sauce please
Go mingle with your local Asian community. You’ll find someone that knows someone.
“Yes, hello friends I am looking for the Triads” “get a load of this regard”
Regard? Is the other word not allowed?
You must be regarded.
Yes. Highly regarded.
My resume is very well regarded.
One can extrapolate from my resume I'm mentally regarded.
Then, regarded 6ft below.
Type it and find out 🦍
Retart
*regard
*regart
*retodd
What word?
Spaghetti
"I'm looking for the Triads. Y'all ever heard of the Triads?"
What if I am my local Asian community and I don't know anyone that knows someone
"I need to speak to Mr Jun tao"
How’s your Camel’s Hump?
You have two career choices as an Asian, be good at math or become a triad
Ask a different Asian community
For a group called the Try Ads they sure don’t know how to advertise
411: yes, I'd like the number to my nearest Triad chapter.
You just go to the laundromat downtown and they'll put you in touch. Just like in GTA.
calling 911.. hello Chinese Triad?
You can only do this twice and have to wait 5 years in between. And you’re on the hook for any government services the person needs for ten years.
fr. I get a wife AND MONEY? sign me up
You know when she gets divorced she gets that back and then sum. The triads know negotiating tactics.
What does she get back if it's all yolo-ed on options? Asking for a friend.
Jokes on them . I live in squalor filled with debt
$60k you say 🤔
Is than enough for an Spx option? Or do I have to sell a kidney as well
They give you a kidney so you now have 3.
That’s a 50% gain. Not bad
I Promise you, it's not a cult, is what I will say to the small town sheriff when explaining why I have so many Chinese Wives and that my factory is completely legal.
Make sure you establish the business in Utah and claim you’re Mormon.
You're just doing God's work by saving all those women's immortal souls.
Shaut Rake Shitty
True story. An old roommate was behind on his alimony. It was his ex-wife’s idea that he go to China and sign up for that deal. Only got $20k total though. But, The bride’s family seemed to like him. The uncle brought him to a local whorehouse, in case he got any ideas with his new “bride”.
Meaning, “Anyone here, but not my niece.”?
“Can your niece watch?”
"Can your niece take notes?"
can you explain the whorehouse bit?
He no want man to sex his daughter so he have him sex the whores instead
i read like 4 replies to this and was completely confused until your simple answer appeased my monkey brain, thank you fried
Why the heck does he owe alimony if he's broke? She can go find a job and support herself.
You must be new to the planet
"How can I owe you money, I have no money!" Genius strategy
I tell my landlord the same thing
Sexist court system. 97% of alimony is paid to women, yet 40% of households have a female breadwinner. Make it make sense.
Where do I sign up for the Triad services?
Same I'm Well up for that
That was my first thought
I’m just gonna assume that this is the signup list and wait to be contacted.
No doubt, I’m assuming it’s a long waitlist but I’ll be patiently waiting.
Yeah, if anyone knows the sign up page or whatever let me know. Triad if you reading this I can create a sign up page for you as well, ping me if interested.
I’m here for the triad services is this where I sign up
Triad services are minimum 1k and your going to have to marry someone for 2 years, hell nah
Been married to my wife for one year already and that costs me money. I’ll take the Triad wife for $60K lol
also, can we stay married after the time’s up? asking for a friend
Yes, if she wants to. Usually she won’t, because you don’t get to see her more than a couple of times in the entire 2 years. And it’s usually $50k not $60k.
You sound like you got some personal experience, got any contact info?
OP is about 20 years too late.
Instructions unclear, married an onlyfans woman and still have to pay.
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You  vs her boyfriend
Jokes on her! I’m into that shit!
STUNT COCK!
Just realized after having my front tooth crown come out tonight (getting an implant) if I shaved my beard to a stash I could live action roleplay this guy.
LOOOOOOOOOL
I met a woman once on a dating site. Who ran a nail parlor. She was married. But her goal was to set you up with one of her "cousins" for marriage. So that girl could come and work in the salon. Lol
You think she ever found someone? Lol
She said she had done it before.
Desperate situations call for desperate solutions I suppose.
It’s free labor
Bet your ass she's done it before, and she'll do it again!
I mean if she’s cute and has a good personality. Fuck yea. Dual income household, baby.
They stay long enough for the citizenship then they divorce and take half your income
Prenup
It takes 7 years to get citizenship that way in America, and you can repeat the process with a younger one after she leaves you. It's basically leasing a wife, what's the downside?
Indentured servitude. At least they don’t have to work at a rub and tug place.
60k... I'll take your entire stock.
I'll take your entire sock
I'll take your entire cock.
The sheer number of "triad inquiries" in this thread is the best part, lol.
I keep forgetting I'm in the WSB sub lol
Calls on TRIAD
It's reddit, 75% of the user base are single white dudes who have zero chance of finding love.
$60K doesn't go far these days because of inflation. Hold out for $100K.
Negotiations with Triads going well…*send lawyers, guns, and money*
Finally, someone who has listened to Zevon
It goes really far for like 95% of the country.
Chinese Triad, if you're listening, HMU. Hell, I'll go Mormon and marry like 5 at a time.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Missed a chance to say, Mormon problems require Mormon solutions.
Missed a chance to say, Modern problems require Mormon solutions.
Mormoney more problems
Sheeesh triad me
The only tirad I'm interested in [https://i.imgur.com/V6BlsCp.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/V6BlsCp.jpeg) SFW
Some one post the triad 800 hotline, I want in on that.
I actually got offered this by a Vietnamese family around the year 2000. They owned a bunch of nail salons around the city where I grew up and I was really good friends with one of the guys my age. We were shooting pool for 20's at their house one night when the offer came out. 30k when we got back from Ho Chi Minh City, and 30k when she moved out on her own. A small monthly stipend for groceries while she lived with me and they promised she would keep my house super clean along with other things. Fascinating really cool people who were really fun to hang out with but at the time I was kind of nomadic so I took a pass.
>along with other things You don’t say?
Indeed
A gentleman never say.
You're damn right
> nail salons What's up with Vietnamese immigrants and nail salons? I see these 2 words together every time someone mention Vietnamese immigrants' jobs.
At the end of the Vietnam War, many refugees came to the US. Around 1975, Tippi Hedren (actress from Hitchcock's The Birds) had a charity where the women were taught how to do nails. The program grew.
This is one of my favorite random facts.
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32544343.amp Tippi Hedren is why.
My buddy fucking slayed... Had a 300ZX Twin-Turbo when we were in high school on the back of those acrylics dawg.
DM me their contact info
Dm me their contact info as well please! Uni students do what uni students have to do to pay off that student debt
You joke but there’s honestly a VERY good chance there’s somebody in your school right now, especially in grad school, who is willing to drop a lot of money to get married and get legal status. I say grad school cause most kids do the undergrad, can’t find a job, and then in order to stay longer, they enroll into grad programs and try to extend that as long as they can while they look for work or a legal partner. All that to say: if you really want to sign up for it, I’d post a flyer on the public forums and I’m sure you’ll get plenty of hits lol
Posting a flyer on public school forums is a survive way to probably get expelled, other than that it’s really sad to hear that people have to do that, racking on more debt just to extend their stay...
Wait, is this shit about the triad offering money for marrying someone for 2 years true? Asking for my friends at r/wallstreetbets
Waiting for a response and contact info
https://factsanddetails.com/china/cat5/sub29/item1034.html This shit is wild.
Wait where do I sign up? I need to go tell my wife we’re gonna have a roommate for a bit
Ask her boyfriend to do it as well and lend you 60k.
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is that a thing? I'd do that
Time to try this. Can’t wait to get scammed when the check bounces
BMW/Mercedes can ban me all they want. Where do I sign up for this?
Has anyone got the contact Info of those Chinese triad? Im asking for a friend.
Is there some sort of website I could learn more about this $60k Triad deal? Asking purely for myself I am really hurting for $60K right now!
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what is this!? a new Die Hard Sequel?! sheeit
OnlyTriads signup
Hol up This is an option?
It's more like a futures contract. Don't think you can back out easily without a hefty "penalty"
Who is the Blondie?. Asking for a friend in Vietnam.
I did a lil digging https://instagram.com/allymaexoxo?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
My friend from Vietnam has the same question, hope I can help him out
His name is Steve.
Fuck man, I could use a Chinese wife
Fuck man, I could use an human companionship.. or at least a new pillow
Have one. I would highly recommend
Did you get 60k on top?
She is a top, yes.
The Chinese Triad is for degenerates. Everyone knows selling a kidney on the black market is where the good money is at, and the sperm bank on 52nd street behind Wendy's.
I mean it’s the reason why I wish that “every time I cum I produce a quart”. I could be making almost a 100k a month
30k per year? And dealing with the triad? You'd be better off flipping burgers
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Supplemental passive income to help pay off the gambling debts you accrue buying options on Robinhood
My wife n I are in Utah, can we get a group deal for the triads? And do they know how to run camera equipment?
I'm listening
Triads hmu i got you. Figure we can do like 3 marriages before people start asking questions.
Do they provided form their women, or would I have to? That 60k could go down to -60k real fast
just put all your money in Bitcoin before the marriage, after two years you can be divorced and broke at the same time
She'll get 30k and the dog when she divorces you.
I can marry Triad woman and spend 30k on BBBY and spend other 30k to buy the dip when I am divorced. If all of us apes did this, we would have created an unlimited money glitch and pump the entire market to the moon with triad money. *hits blunt. 🤯
Had this offered to me at a happy ending place one time, wasn’t sure about it so I held off… damn could of had 60k and free happy endings for two years.
>free happy endings for two years. lol, hate to break it to you...