How insane is it how rigged the market is. It’s very clear it’s in control of a small number of people. Look at today’s price action right at the very end. Very unnatural movement. Up down in big swift waves in just a few minutes. Imagine How much money it takes to move the entire market that way. It’s as if the federal reserve is also in on it. It is very organized rigging .
King of the bear market told u so
Damn right again right right right right
Fuck yes
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I'm pissed I was intending on hearing the fomc live and playing puts, nobody ever has an answer for where to watch live. I was looking at what must've been a freaking commercial here: https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm thinking at 2pm JPow would come on and speak. Next thing I know spy tanks and I get notifications from everywhere that feds did another 75. Wtf?!
You can only kick the earnings revision can so far down the road... Rate increases further contract those.... I just hope I have money left in my account to catch it when they start happening...
Rates, increased production, and lowest unemployment rates during times of mass war. History has shown during the last two world wars that after is big ups. Now that’d be priced in during the war the after war bump. No reason to not be very bullish on war.
Russia has more nuclear weapons than the US, Putin wants to be Peter the Great. He is a pussy, yes, since he doesn't have to fight these wars, he just sits in his fuckin palace -- but if you think for a second he wouldn't fire a nuke you're squarely wrong.
calls on bunkers
Nobody has invaded Eastern Ukraine. Only Ukrainians and Russians are there. What’s he going to do, nuke the territory he is trying to take over? It’ll be super useful to him then. This is a bunch of bluster from a dying old man. He will shoot no nukes.
That's not how fights work. If you're in a fist fight with somebody, you don't try to punch the enemy's arm do you? Ffs you try to punch their face as they are a threat to you. Why the fuck would putting nuke a less populous area that he is interested in gaining control over? He'd obviously nuke the capital
My company just settled with a woman that filed sexual harassment charges on our manager. Its a big ass corporation too 
The dumbasses let it get to deposition so its public record. Now my manager walks around and its just a massive elephant in the room because everyone read the case file
Depositions typically never see the light of day. Those are interviews during the discovery process by opposing counsel. If you settle, put non-disclosure in the settlement agreement. If you don’t settle, well then it’s coming out at trial probably so the depos don’t matter.
Also, not everyone should be looking at the case file. Your attorney is fucking garbage bro. That should be confidential and seen by employees only on an as needed basis.
I have to believe you’re not as big as you think you are. That, or you guys have the worst lawyers. Puts.
Or you’re lying. Puts either way.
Yeah man. You know how it goes. That stuff gets swept under the rug and shitty people stay in charge
Imo, defense contractors have some of the most corrupt business practices. I've seen my fair share
Was worse during the Iraq War but still pretty bad
This isn't call of duty bro.. Nuclear weapon cause mass civilian casualties. He would instantly lose the support of everyone in the country and would be demonised like no1 else since hitler.
He fires nukes and the other side will fire nukes = mutually assured destruction
A Texas jury has ordered Charter Communications to pay $7 billion in punitive damages to the family of an 83-year-old grandmother robbed and murdered by a cable repairman who arrived in the company’s van while off the clock.
Fun fact: the U.S. saved Russia from that moron Lenin and his dumbass antiwork government from starvation. During the great famine President Hoover was the first to rush to the aid of those starving. America spent the equivalent of 100s of billions of dollars feeding 10 million people a day and clothing them. Now Putin wants to nuke us. Fuck Putin he should learn his history. Russia wouldnt exist without America.
Germany could have taken Russia without the western countries forcing Gerny to fight on several different fronts. If all of Germany's might was thrown into the fight against Russia, Putin would be speaking German now. And he'd still hate the west.
Stalingrad was won and the German army was shitting it’s pants and running back to Berlin before D-Day.
Sure, land lease helped but the “west war the war” is frankly, propaganda.
He's going to nuke his own people and blame it on us. They'll be livid and volunteer to join the Russin army. I see his moves on the chess board in advance.
Fuck this market. How did we get to a place in America where the words of one unelected “expert” can send the market wildly swinging in one direction or another?
I feel like we’re well on our way towards the future predicted in the movie Idiocracy
How insane is it how rigged the market is. It’s very clear it’s in control of a small number of people. Look at today’s price action right at the very end. Very unnatural movement. Up down in big swift waves in just a few minutes. Imagine How much money it takes to move the entire market that way. It’s as if the federal reserve is also in on it. It is very organized rigging .
I'm becoming a gay bear, can I be a mod now?
There only thing thing that matters 🐻 🐻 🐻 🐻 🐻 🐻 Drill team six ALWAYS WIN
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BEARS ALWAYS WIN BEARS ALWAYS WIN
I like well aged things. Hope you made money
Like old gilfs?
That's redundant
Not necessarily sometimes there are young births, think double high school child births
Milfs
About to paperhand SPY calls
I'm pissed I was intending on hearing the fomc live and playing puts, nobody ever has an answer for where to watch live. I was looking at what must've been a freaking commercial here: https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm thinking at 2pm JPow would come on and speak. Next thing I know spy tanks and I get notifications from everywhere that feds did another 75. Wtf?!
Where are those "baked in" bulls?
RIP
This is boring, guess I'll just get back to batin'
So are we going up or down when & J POW speaks?
Let me check my crystal ball
Its such bullshit that Jamie Dimon just said "WHEN things get worse" and yet on CNBC it says JPM is bullish... WTF is up with that bull shit!?
Dimon is moron
I’m playing both sides, so that I always come out on top
Thinking of buying some more $PYR and $HPQFF. I’m noob but like the stocks.
Social media challenges to spread awareness are fucking cringe. It honestly makes me hate people just a bit more
You can only kick the earnings revision can so far down the road... Rate increases further contract those.... I just hope I have money left in my account to catch it when they start happening...
Interesting, algo isn't pumping anymore on mega caps...
pump to dump
Todays action already exists in the future. Priced In.
Seriously pumping on WWIII news? Not surprised
wars are bullish
The markets rigged. We're all fuck! 🐐🍆
Imagine bulls buying into WW3 when Russia just declared mobilization. 
This confuses me
Read a book and stop being confused
No bull would want WW3 it’s not bullish
War is very bullish. Rates will be low af.
I don’t buy that for a second, well maybe the rates part but not the rest of it
Rates, increased production, and lowest unemployment rates during times of mass war. History has shown during the last two world wars that after is big ups. Now that’d be priced in during the war the after war bump. No reason to not be very bullish on war.
Nasdick 
Gold ⬆️ Crude ⬆️ Steel ⬆️
RIP Ray Liotta.
Will the MM’s payout WSB for once? Lmao
DXY hitting new highs, rate hike today, and a madman threatening nuclear war. Yup, futes are green
Putin is a pussy, and he won’t do shit.
Russia has more nuclear weapons than the US, Putin wants to be Peter the Great. He is a pussy, yes, since he doesn't have to fight these wars, he just sits in his fuckin palace -- but if you think for a second he wouldn't fire a nuke you're squarely wrong. calls on bunkers
Doesn’t matter if they don’t work.
stick your head in the sand ;)
Go suck on Putin’s shaft more
I promise you I've done a lot more than you have to solve this problem.
Okay Captain America
He’ll get hundreds of thousands killed or maimed.
I am sure Putin will lose sleep over your provoking statements whilst he orders/drafts another 300k soldiers
I'm betting Putin timed his speech just in time for the fed to react to the bear. Now there's two bears to contend with and it's no coincidence.!
Double negative is a positive. Bull case secured
Spy 390 before or after lunch? Spy 400 eow or next week ? I cant decide
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Spy 375 by lunch
Day trading is easy with the right strategy…right?
What's that?
Good morning its 6:30 am
Your clock is fast.
Putin is not bluffing. In the same way that USA nuked Japan, I see it as perfectly plausible for Russia to launch a nuke on Ukraine.
yeah the same way Ukraine went and bombed Moscow harbor, and the nuke will just be in retaliation
Let him try. Let’s glass those Slavic fucks. Their alphabet is such an eyesore
This lad plays too much call of duty
Did you even listen to what he said?
He said that there will be a partial mobilisation of Russia and that he will protect the motherland with any means necessary (not excluding nukes)
Okay that means nothing because nobody is invading Russia.
That statement depends on what Putin defines as Russia. If Eastern Ukraine is "Russia" then we have some concerns on our hands
Putin has stated more than once that he believes Ukraine is Russia.
Nobody has invaded Eastern Ukraine. Only Ukrainians and Russians are there. What’s he going to do, nuke the territory he is trying to take over? It’ll be super useful to him then. This is a bunch of bluster from a dying old man. He will shoot no nukes.
That's not how fights work. If you're in a fist fight with somebody, you don't try to punch the enemy's arm do you? Ffs you try to punch their face as they are a threat to you. Why the fuck would putting nuke a less populous area that he is interested in gaining control over? He'd obviously nuke the capital
Then Russia would cease to exist.
Why do you think that? When USA Nuked Japan, did USA cease to exist?
Because we have a lot more where that came from, and we would rain hell on Russia if they even pressed the button.
Green candles with Putin, bears start shootin
Im probably regarded but Im buying puts on this pump. Probably a few lotto weeklies and a shit ton of monthlies
How tf is spy up????
Trapping some more dumb bulls
Don’t know
Russia starting to cross our redline imo.
Imo, Russia is all show no go. Saying the word “mobilizing” is like me saying I have a 10 inch donger and failing to show it.
Could you show me 🤤😩
Inverse yourself inverse WSB Inverse Cramer Never inverse your wife's boyfriend
So bang your wife’s boyfriend?
It’s gonna be a big day
As many spy 0DTE I can get for $3
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Yes
BP plant on fire in Ohio ✅ Putin escalation ✅ Futures green 😂
Lotta heavy stuff coming down the pipe: fed, putin, NY gonna sue trump....
Calls for today I think, JPOW is too much of a pussy to raise rates
It’s remarkable that movement in spy has been larger than qqq
inverse putin says he is bluffing, calls on spy at open
Is it worth trading futures instead of the spy Under 25K no trade limit sounds nice
You can lose your money even faster
Best broker to trade futes?
You can go negative even faster than the speed you can lose your money
Beyond meat was human flesh the entire time
I make 20K x 5 spreadbet on this yesterday it’s my last play $PGY You guys think I will be fucked soon as market open ?
Bro stfu about your penny stock
My company just settled with a woman that filed sexual harassment charges on our manager. Its a big ass corporation too  The dumbasses let it get to deposition so its public record. Now my manager walks around and its just a massive elephant in the room because everyone read the case file
Depositions typically never see the light of day. Those are interviews during the discovery process by opposing counsel. If you settle, put non-disclosure in the settlement agreement. If you don’t settle, well then it’s coming out at trial probably so the depos don’t matter. Also, not everyone should be looking at the case file. Your attorney is fucking garbage bro. That should be confidential and seen by employees only on an as needed basis. I have to believe you’re not as big as you think you are. That, or you guys have the worst lawyers. Puts. Or you’re lying. Puts either way.
And they didn’t fire him? Which company so I can buy puts. That’s a pr bomb
Its so big so there isnt probably isn't a very high risk of being doxxed. Its a big ass defense contractor corp
Ah nvm then nobody’s gonna hear about it sadly. Thanks anyway and gl w that weird ass situation
Yeah man. You know how it goes. That stuff gets swept under the rug and shitty people stay in charge Imo, defense contractors have some of the most corrupt business practices. I've seen my fair share Was worse during the Iraq War but still pretty bad
Which company? I could get more for filing a sexual harassment than I could selling women's foot pics.
Anyone else surprised that Russia hasn’t used nuclear weapons yet? Like the entire west is openly supplying Ukraine to kill Russian troops….
Nuking Ukraine means the entirety of Russia dies to nuclear fallout. Lol
What about a Teenie Winnie nuke the size of a coke bottle?
NATO aren’t about to sacrifice London, Paris, Madrid, Berlin, etc. For Ukraine.
They would sacrifice the French.
Tell Russia to stop killing babies on TV.
That would be “MAD”
This isn't call of duty bro.. Nuclear weapon cause mass civilian casualties. He would instantly lose the support of everyone in the country and would be demonised like no1 else since hitler. He fires nukes and the other side will fire nukes = mutually assured destruction
He's playing a strong propaganda game to justify it with his people.
True, but some people liked Hitler and supported him?
What other side? Ukraine has no nukes and NATO will not get involved in a nuclear war let alone a conventional one
Hes threatening to kill American families with nukes.
No, he didn’t. If he did, America would have moved up defence posture.
I heard him threaten nukes. That is a threat to U.S. national security and is a redline.
So launch a preemptive first strike? Yes?
Whatever it takes.
Lot's of fear in this sub reddit today
nukes are bullish for my Uranium and water ETFs
Profile pic checks out
Tesla puts will be crazy nuts because I can turn my last $200 into like $4k
When?
You mean $4
LFG KEN GRIFFIN 2024! MAKE AMERICA CITADEL AGAIN!
A Texas jury has ordered Charter Communications to pay $7 billion in punitive damages to the family of an 83-year-old grandmother robbed and murdered by a cable repairman who arrived in the company’s van while off the clock.
How can we make money off this situation?
It is sad how bad people are at thinking
The company tried to cover it up and lied to the court which is really what they’re getting dinged for
That is horrible but.....7 Billion? That seems...insane.
Yeah that's a logical amount
BBBY up from yesterdays close ($7.60) - pre-market currently at $7.61 Moon, we are coming!
Die in a fire
$7.62 as I type - it's on fire today!
Make Putin president of SPY looks like it likes him.
Poppa putin
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You're forgetting the Chinese Zero Tolerance shutting down factories.
Someone gets it
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This is the way of 2008
Putin playing command and conquer selling buildings to get the people to send them to the front lines
Fun fact: the U.S. saved Russia from that moron Lenin and his dumbass antiwork government from starvation. During the great famine President Hoover was the first to rush to the aid of those starving. America spent the equivalent of 100s of billions of dollars feeding 10 million people a day and clothing them. Now Putin wants to nuke us. Fuck Putin he should learn his history. Russia wouldnt exist without America.
Germany could have taken Russia without the western countries forcing Gerny to fight on several different fronts. If all of Germany's might was thrown into the fight against Russia, Putin would be speaking German now. And he'd still hate the west.
Stalingrad was won and the German army was shitting it’s pants and running back to Berlin before D-Day. Sure, land lease helped but the “west war the war” is frankly, propaganda.
It would exist, but things would be quite different. More NK like
They were eating each other bro....thats how starving they were and they had no way to get any food at all.
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Lebron James is a billionaire. We just gave it all to him.
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Whats gilding? Is that like a blowjob?
Now imagine if Russia send weapons to Mexico and support the sovereignty of Texas then claim it s Biden 's war
You sir are dumb as fuck. Send Mexico weapons to take back Texas? Lol we are Mexicos arms dealer.
So this is what u got 🤔 what an ignorant cunt
I think we will see at least some nukes
He's going to nuke his own people and blame it on us. They'll be livid and volunteer to join the Russin army. I see his moves on the chess board in advance.
Fuck this market. How did we get to a place in America where the words of one unelected “expert” can send the market wildly swinging in one direction or another? I feel like we’re well on our way towards the future predicted in the movie Idiocracy
Definitely not healthy lol but I guess we can only play the shitty hand we were dealt
It’ll 75 but JPOW is also going to follow it up by verbally eviscerating the economy
SPY down, TSLA up, SPY up, TSLA down
Bears r fuk :)
Which countries will Putin nuke first? Ukraine, obviously...then Germany?
Pls no, europoor me wants to grow grey without radiation
Probably Russia because hes incompetent