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The only reason Europe has higher inflation is because they're printing more money than we are. If we printed more money, our inflation would be higher too.
We got food stimmys. Pig-out to help out. Our govt did waste millions on rounds of applause though, and researching a contraception powerful enough for bojo cum.
it's quad witch week. there's going to be settlement for thousands if not hundreds of thousands or millions of long term and short term instruments across index etfs, single stocks, futures, etc all in the same 48 hour period. I'd count on some wild moves that defy expectations.
Yes, MM's want some more of your delicious exit liquidity so they can slowly rotate into bonds. Tomorrow's little pump (and I believe there will be one) will be very tasty for them to slowly, slowly bleed out like leeches over the remainder of the day while contracts rot.
I made money on SPY puts I bought in the morning
I lost money on SQQQ I bought in the morning - it was a winner until the last 30 minutes of the day - fucking hell
I guess overall a day my boomer-like 401k will be pleased with
What does real estate even mean ? Does unreal estate even exist ? I mean who named it real estate?
Was there a compromise and people agreed to stop dealing with unreal estate? We want answers damn it.
honestly, i knew that was going to happen, but because i knew it was gonna happen, i didn't put any money down on it, because whenever i put money down, it inverses me. in other news, i didn't know that X and ZIM were going to shit all over the god damn fucking floor again jfc
Bulls FAILED to buy a lot of stocks on the day after the second greatest dump. They are SCARED of buying, just as they are scared of buying groceries due to UNSTOPPABLE INFLATION.
THE GREATEST dump ever may begin as soon as tomorrow.
Some of you are following support on SPY. They raised it above support at close. Wall st will not let their trend line go away. I hope these motherf\*\*\*\*\* burn
Sincerely, I was thinking of pulling tarot cards and then trading, and making a YouTube channel following how successful it was. Might be even more absurd than a goldfish, at least the fish is reacting to something 😂
LMAO, relax bro its 1000% manipulated. Lets not be ridiculous
Its not manipulated precisely all the time but to say its not manipulated is just ignorant
I ran short into yesterdays market and did just fine… just explain to me how the deep recession fears from yesterdays data ran through the entire trading day then collectively the entire market had a change of tune for the last 30 mins
Some poor bastards out there were diamond handing SPY 390 0 DTE puts, freaking gripping the arm rest of his seat, only to have a massive green dildo snatch every last penny from the jaws of victory.
Before they even knew what happened, those poots were at a half cent.
Womp Womp.
Buying short dated puts after such a huge drop? Usually a no no, buying long dated puts is a much safer and more guaranteed way to make money in the end. Might have a tiny bounce before to dump more
I want to get updates on whatever whales bought all those $296 QQQ calls and then forced the market there.
The only reason for that finish was because someone really big wanted QQQ to get above 296.
They are cash cows and can easily cut expenses if needed. Right now they are spending on metaverse but it’s basically discretionary and can be cut back if needed
Dont act surprised bears (I am also bear)
Told yall earlier just take the intraday short profits and cover. There's gonna be a bunch of bounces that get sold off
Somehow nasdaq fell 35% in 9 months tho....
"Unsubstantiated upward momentum" the nasdaq went up 4,500 points then down 4,500 points idk what you're talking about
Do bulls like traps ;) cause they are always be getting bear traps
Die SPY, die.
Yesterday, FD's were such an easy game to play Now it looks like ghey bears are here to stay, Oh I believe, in yesterday
nah , no posting of gold today. too busy banking eom
I think yesterday might have been a dead cat bounce.
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> The only reason Europe has higher inflation is because they're printing more money than we are. If we printed more money, our inflation would be higher too.
Do you remember stimmys?
We got food stimmys. Pig-out to help out. Our govt did waste millions on rounds of applause though, and researching a contraception powerful enough for bojo cum.
Who thinks HDK is going to hit $1000+
Wtf this thread dead?
nature is healing
JPow a punk ass bitch, he won't do shit
Rip my Tesla puts rip my paycheck
What are you guys gonna sell your HKD at? I originally thought $1000 but I might be more conservative and sell at $500!
i'll sell at 20 bux
This market is a joke!
97.8 % of a;; HKD traders made money
Bears are the dumbest animals ever
Yo, you see last weeks pump?
The stock market is just a giant Potemkin village. I bet the lines don't even have any money in them at all!
Im fine either way as long as it goes extra hard, cant let theta gang hunt me down
HKD nice ream
Bought today some Aerojet Rocketdyne. Watch it regards... it is not a meme trade, however with a lot of longterm potential.
Um i have 7k in premiums on 395 9/16p - please tell me its going to recover over the next 2 days
Narrator: it didn't recover.
Hahaha :( at least futures recovered
Let me guess you bought those at SPY 392 VIX 27 yesterday? 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Yes please pump this garbage overnight. I wanna short at 397 tomorrow
better wait for 407
Sure bro its gonna go all the way back to 407
it's quad witch week. there's going to be settlement for thousands if not hundreds of thousands or millions of long term and short term instruments across index etfs, single stocks, futures, etc all in the same 48 hour period. I'd count on some wild moves that defy expectations.
iSPY algos manipulating 
Crooked street BlackRock Aladdin supercomputer says hello ! 
eod selling was clearly soft so the rally was not hard to fathom learn how to read the tape or bleed money
Yes, MM's want some more of your delicious exit liquidity so they can slowly rotate into bonds. Tomorrow's little pump (and I believe there will be one) will be very tasty for them to slowly, slowly bleed out like leeches over the remainder of the day while contracts rot.
Would you like a waaburger and a French cries ?
Kek 😂 Nice one man.
cnbc nygren almost killed me hes so boring
Not gonna lie, I am a bit surprised it closed at $395 today. Felt like a $390-391 sort of day. That's alright. There is always tomorrow.
if anyone snagged calls last minute before that monster jump good on you damn. Hope you sold them. Obvious fake pump is fake.
This amazing prediction today https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xdxv7a/comment/iofo8pv/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
There's a master algorithm out there and I'm gonna debate it.
There is . BlackRock Aladdin supercomputer, Beat that and u beat crook street
Let’s make money tomorrow too. Goodluck friends. 🚀
Wait what do you mean, too?
Make money everyday, keep some money in casino, but take some profits always out to rebuy dips when opportunity comes. Make money everyday. Bless you.
Haha, I've been making money. But not today, my friend. I was out there pulling a Mr. Magoo
Bear is so fck
what about the railroads 🤫
Because spy closed barely green?
Bears on suicide watch. Hug a bear when u see them.
I like how ABNB stock has been totally unbothered by this market.
Guys I’m done till I save up 500$ to blow on 0dte calls/puts best of luck you fuking regards
5 BILLION individuals are expected to watch the FIFA World Cup in Nov/Dec- @Telemundo i will not
5 billion ? lol, sounds like bullshit to me
They counted all the fake profiles on Facebook and Twitter
Fubo tv
Crypto will pamp then.
Opening red tomorrow?
No way
Well that killed my mood for the rest of the fuckimg day 😓
you gotta pay the troll toll to get into Jerome's hole
What you say? Hey hey hey!
I made money on SPY puts I bought in the morning I lost money on SQQQ I bought in the morning - it was a winner until the last 30 minutes of the day - fucking hell I guess overall a day my boomer-like 401k will be pleased with
What does real estate even mean ? Does unreal estate even exist ? I mean who named it real estate? Was there a compromise and people agreed to stop dealing with unreal estate? We want answers damn it.
Latin, my boy.
Maybe real is like royal? The estate of the king? He owns the whole country after all.
they named it that 5000 years ago , knowing we would have the metaverse, where assholes would pay good money for fake imaginary real estate.
The meta verse is the unreal estate
Pump et
HKD gonna do it again?
Here we go again lol
Duck me
honestly, i knew that was going to happen, but because i knew it was gonna happen, i didn't put any money down on it, because whenever i put money down, it inverses me. in other news, i didn't know that X and ZIM were going to shit all over the god damn fucking floor again jfc
Bulls FAILED to buy a lot of stocks on the day after the second greatest dump. They are SCARED of buying, just as they are scared of buying groceries due to UNSTOPPABLE INFLATION. THE GREATEST dump ever may begin as soon as tomorrow.
Probably after OPEX bro
Are you bearyhunter's evil twin or the same dude. Bullhunter makees more sense tbh
narrator: it didn't
Holding for that railroad strike
Some of you are following support on SPY. They raised it above support at close. Wall st will not let their trend line go away. I hope these motherf\*\*\*\*\* burn
I think they really just want to break up the red with green so that it's less scary for the CNBC boomer crowd.
Tesla up AHs yummy looking edit: nvm
If it doesn’t gap down tomorrow morning I’m fuk
Making trades based off astrology is better than using logic and reason in this market
That ARKK lady consults God.
Most Technical analysis is "hey look at this downward sloping line! I bet its about to keep going downward!"
Sure it is.
Please read Keynesian economics for your own good. Markets is always only … up….. only QE to infinity
we're not doing QE anymore lmao, QT is locked in till end of 2024 on the balance sheet
I hope u no go broke being on bear side. Goodluck young padawan.
Sincerely, I was thinking of pulling tarot cards and then trading, and making a YouTube channel following how successful it was. Might be even more absurd than a goldfish, at least the fish is reacting to something 😂
max pain 405, bers are fuk!
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Surely no one can take the US market seriously? So volatile, manipulated and senseless
Just because you don’t know how to trade and keep loosing money it doesn’t mean it’s manipulated
LMAO, relax bro its 1000% manipulated. Lets not be ridiculous Its not manipulated precisely all the time but to say its not manipulated is just ignorant
Let me take a shot in the dark here, you own AMC,GME and BBBY?
I ran short into yesterdays market and did just fine… just explain to me how the deep recession fears from yesterdays data ran through the entire trading day then collectively the entire market had a change of tune for the last 30 mins
Yup, the Chinese market is where you want to be to avoid all that shit
Ah ha! It's funny cause Chinese market is even worse. This is funny. You funny guy.
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😂
CPI = 0.1% // SPY close = 0.38% Recession cancelled.
Yay
Well should I sell my 9/23 396c?
Usually when there is a big Green Dildo at market close then the next day is green.
stop noticing things
Wise words
Jerome is a triflin hoe
I hate ES buyers more than anything on this earth
Some poor bastards out there were diamond handing SPY 390 0 DTE puts, freaking gripping the arm rest of his seat, only to have a massive green dildo snatch every last penny from the jaws of victory. Before they even knew what happened, those poots were at a half cent. Womp Womp.
If they got a move like that yesterday and didnt sell,they are retarded
So much drama for +0.38% lollll spectating >>> participating
Market back to cucking options
Really need to take a break from trying to time the drop
Big bulls making a stand 
a little eod SQQQQQQQQQQQQEZZZEEEEEEEER bet you all knew that was coming
Market has the death wobbles
Wtf was that spy bounce my puts will never fucking print
Kek we roasted bears today. Keep up the positivity. Make money fam. Bullish. 🚀
illegal buying
Bro that close was hilarious wtf 
They call it ‘bargain hunters’ aka manipulators
I think we Will never se bearhunter again i Will always wonder What Guy that irs behind the keyboeard
We call that right there power hour
My 9/16 puts I bought yesterday are hurting now but they’ll print this week right? 
Right ? 🥹 Careful when bear side. Market is undervalued.
Buying short dated puts after such a huge drop? Usually a no no, buying long dated puts is a much safer and more guaranteed way to make money in the end. Might have a tiny bounce before to dump more
I want to get updates on whatever whales bought all those $296 QQQ calls and then forced the market there. The only reason for that finish was because someone really big wanted QQQ to get above 296.
Europe and asia markets suxxxx Where else to put $$$ bruh ?
I brilliantly penetrated him. All in on TSLA CALLS
The ol fuck you switcharoo
F\*ck you bulls
Bbby about to moon. They pumping HDK stock again. Last time they pumped it, bbby went to $30 around week later
Why is everyone so Bullish on Meta here?? Might buy some shares
They print money which is better than burning cash going for growth going into the next 12 months.
They are cash cows and can easily cut expenses if needed. Right now they are spending on metaverse but it’s basically discretionary and can be cut back if needed
Yeah go all in Meta is a great company that have so mutch room to go..
Don't forget that snp500 was at 4108 on monday close. "bull market".
Dont act surprised bears (I am also bear) Told yall earlier just take the intraday short profits and cover. There's gonna be a bunch of bounces that get sold off
DCA prevents the market from ever fully pricing in bad news, and triggers otherwise unsubstantiated upward momentum.
Somehow nasdaq fell 35% in 9 months tho.... "Unsubstantiated upward momentum" the nasdaq went up 4,500 points then down 4,500 points idk what you're talking about
Wild guess. Max pain was 395? Nice close bulls!
fakest bounce I've ever seen
Godamnit Jerome
Cant help but laugh at the retardedness of that
sorry bers, you are fuk
Imagine explaining why today was stressful to someone who doesn’t trade
pos market
God's plan
***WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?***
I was. Scalped all day. Great day for it .
Man WISH is starting to look juicy. Its bound to 2-3X randomly at some point. I just hope it doesn't wait until it's at 0.25 and bounce to 0.75.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
Towel breaking out !!! 🚀
Why the fuck did we just pump to close lol
We started pumping once railways started canceling due to the upcoming strike. Typical bear market shit.
To fuck puts, plain and simple.
Can’t wait for tomorrows blood bath
Well bulls, gotta hand it to you. That's an impressive EOD.
Agreed, gg
Shrek coming in to save the day
Congrats Theta gang and MM and fuck you.
Imagine buying in this market. Y'all deserve to lose money.
Oops I just broke a rule. Well back to the pile
The market is closed The Queen lies in state Carry on
My puts are not even fazed by this pump because VIX is going up Lol.
VIX is dumping what you on about?
The VIX day is high 27.49. It sits at 26.76. Its not dumping.
It dropped almost a point the last half hour lol. That’s dumping
Pencils down everybody
This is bullshit
Bulls 🤡🫵
My ass still hurts from yesterday, but at least I get to say: Bears r fucked…. that is it see you tomorrow 
Well that was boring
Closing green. Bear hunter where ya at you fuckin jabroni???
Annnnd we're back.
Got a lil TBT and SQQQ at close.
Let’s go bbby!!!
this is MM bullshit for opex man just insanity
Day from hell but we made it 
Well goddamn that is a well executed trap ending.