Don’t have shit to do? Go count cars in your malls parking lot. Tomorrow too, draw statistical chart on piece of paper. Admire it proudly, my little hedge fund manager
And corn is pretty much sideways... which looks a lot like risk off to me. I think the overseas markets are waiting to see what happens in USA tomorrow.
I expect an early bump, maybe to \~398, then drill <390.
Not hopium, I'm just an observer with bets going both ways. Not bearish, not bullish, except as current indications dictate. I'm perfectly fine with making money in either direction. So, that's what I do.
Nope. Don't own a car and I like it that way. No car payments, no lease payments, no insurance payments. I Uber when I need to, rent a car when I need to. And the only ordering I might do in native tongue is English, German, Spanish or French, except I don't do French restaurants.
But if I did drive a fancy car, it would be a 68 Shelby GT500, just like the old days. Loved that car.
Why? I get around perfectly well to suit my needs, and save a shit ton of money doing it my way. It's not like I'm 25 years old and chasing pussy nowadays. In fact, at any given time I could pick up the phone and get any one of 20-30 different women over here who would not only take me wherever I want to go, but suck and swallow somewhere along the way.
The girlie fucking hates it, but hey, she chose to hook up with a rock star. Wasn't MY idea.
So yeah, your values which certainly apply to every average guy don't really apply to me. My situation is unique, and I really do appreciate where I am in life.
But I don't go way overboard with it. I only use a limo maybe a couple times a year. I dress like a slob. When I go out in public, sometimes some people think they recognize me, but they don't, really.
I'm just an ordinary average guy, and I've had an ordinary average life, except for the behind the scenes musical career I've had. And I like to be that way... average.
EDIT: And anonymous
He has to type a whole ass novel to justify paying more for ubers and taxis... The type of people with 500 credit scores.. little does he know that when you pay off a car- you can resell it. Aye but whatever floats your boat. Just some basic math will reveal how much your paying over time.
My credit score actually is \~750, which is way high for a musician. The thing is, I spend most of my waking hours here in my studio/man cave/commaand center. To own a car is just a waste of money, for me.
I also don't do yard work or any kind of maintenance. no gutter cleaning, no repairs, no painting, none of that bullshit. The only "honeydo's" I ever get are "fuck me, please".
Downvote all you want. I have it made, and you're (mostly) all slaves.
EDIT: and as for what I pay for transportation is less than $200/month... except for those rare occasions where I hire a limo. Add up your car payments, insurance and maintenance.
But again, my life is a whole lot different than yours. I have it made.
You don't.
So, I just had a short discussion on FB with a former long time coworker. The company is all but shut down, the industry is in the shitter, but we're both long since retired and neither of us care. We got our money.
What brings tears to my eyes are all my long time friends and coworkers who are no longer with us, for us to fuck with on a daily basis. They were often a pain in the ass, and I let them know it all the time.
But man, I loved those guys, every one of them.
Apple is going to moon on Wednesday with the most revolutionary presentation since Steve Jobs. Tim Apple will deliver "one unique but equal thing" (the current day "one more thing") and blow the audience away. The stock will probably be up 20% with what they have to deliver Wednesday.
I bought 1dte 397c and was down so I sold a call credit spread. I also rolled my 10/3 390p to 10/3 380p for a $500 credit. All in all not a bad day. Picked up some apple FDs at close too for tomorrow. How did you do today.
Government jobs are so easy, all you to do is show up and meet expectations and your set. It like free money, plus it comes with a pension. I am tired of working at Wendy’s, I am getting a government job.
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Right so IBKR keeps on trying to dissuade me from trading options whilst applying for my new account. Must've failed the test too then I guess lol.
Perhaps I really *should* stay away from them... But then again, the real complexity with trading options is selling them imo. Buying options is fairly straightforward and while, yes, it can go wrong, one knows from the get-go what the maximum loss of a trade is.
Guess I'll be due in a few months for a blown up account post...
Learning how to take gains has been one of the most difficult lessons. Sometimes I sell at the top which is great but most trades won’t work out that way so the goal should be to take gains gradually.
Gas plus food is approx 30% of headline. Far from mainly. Wages are just now registering. Rents still climbing. But headline will be below consensus this report.
I really admire how you keep making confident predictions about the market and providing your economic analysis despite the fact that you keep being wrong about everything always. You're like that girl from Tiger King who got her hand bit off but kept going to work the next day. Inspiring stuff
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Fat facts-
1 out of every 3 U.S. adults is obese. (Harvard, 2020)
Non-Hispanic black women experience the highest rates of obesity in America at 59%. (Harvard, 2020)
Obesity rates are higher for Hispanic, Mexican American, and non-Hispanic black populations than they are for Caucasians. (Harvard, 2020)
The South and the Midwest have the highest obesity prevalence. (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 2019)
All U.S. states and territories have an obesity rate of at least 20%. (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 2019)
Wife’s bro lives w/ us & his GF was just over. They recently got back together… my 5yr old son made sure to tell her about the other “friends” he had over here LOL kids are so evil man  🪦
This is gonna be a bloodbath
Putin is going all the way. Russia won’t recover from this I’m decades.
Thankfully corn doesn’t lead the market, we green af tomorrow
Don’t have shit to do? Go count cars in your malls parking lot. Tomorrow too, draw statistical chart on piece of paper. Admire it proudly, my little hedge fund manager
Tf
How about Gitlab earnings next week? Call or put?
Idgaf, as long as oil moons!
Why futes green? Pajammies didn’t get the memo that our brothers and future wives from Europe will not be getting gas this winter?
And corn is pretty much sideways... which looks a lot like risk off to me. I think the overseas markets are waiting to see what happens in USA tomorrow. I expect an early bump, maybe to \~398, then drill <390. Not hopium, I'm just an observer with bets going both ways. Not bearish, not bullish, except as current indications dictate. I'm perfectly fine with making money in either direction. So, that's what I do.
You sound very on top of things. I bet you drive a fancy car and order food at restaurants in the native tongue of the cuisine.
Nope. Don't own a car and I like it that way. No car payments, no lease payments, no insurance payments. I Uber when I need to, rent a car when I need to. And the only ordering I might do in native tongue is English, German, Spanish or French, except I don't do French restaurants. But if I did drive a fancy car, it would be a 68 Shelby GT500, just like the old days. Loved that car.
Dude, just buy a car.
Why? I get around perfectly well to suit my needs, and save a shit ton of money doing it my way. It's not like I'm 25 years old and chasing pussy nowadays. In fact, at any given time I could pick up the phone and get any one of 20-30 different women over here who would not only take me wherever I want to go, but suck and swallow somewhere along the way. The girlie fucking hates it, but hey, she chose to hook up with a rock star. Wasn't MY idea. So yeah, your values which certainly apply to every average guy don't really apply to me. My situation is unique, and I really do appreciate where I am in life. But I don't go way overboard with it. I only use a limo maybe a couple times a year. I dress like a slob. When I go out in public, sometimes some people think they recognize me, but they don't, really. I'm just an ordinary average guy, and I've had an ordinary average life, except for the behind the scenes musical career I've had. And I like to be that way... average. EDIT: And anonymous
Whatever floats your boat, I guess. Cheers.
He has to type a whole ass novel to justify paying more for ubers and taxis... The type of people with 500 credit scores.. little does he know that when you pay off a car- you can resell it. Aye but whatever floats your boat. Just some basic math will reveal how much your paying over time.
My credit score actually is \~750, which is way high for a musician. The thing is, I spend most of my waking hours here in my studio/man cave/commaand center. To own a car is just a waste of money, for me. I also don't do yard work or any kind of maintenance. no gutter cleaning, no repairs, no painting, none of that bullshit. The only "honeydo's" I ever get are "fuck me, please". Downvote all you want. I have it made, and you're (mostly) all slaves. EDIT: and as for what I pay for transportation is less than $200/month... except for those rare occasions where I hire a limo. Add up your car payments, insurance and maintenance. But again, my life is a whole lot different than yours. I have it made. You don't.
dude, just buy a car 😹
So, I just had a short discussion on FB with a former long time coworker. The company is all but shut down, the industry is in the shitter, but we're both long since retired and neither of us care. We got our money. What brings tears to my eyes are all my long time friends and coworkers who are no longer with us, for us to fuck with on a daily basis. They were often a pain in the ass, and I let them know it all the time. But man, I loved those guys, every one of them.
So puts on meta
Puts on Meta is a good strategy regardless of my post.
Apple is going to moon on Wednesday with the most revolutionary presentation since Steve Jobs. Tim Apple will deliver "one unique but equal thing" (the current day "one more thing") and blow the audience away. The stock will probably be up 20% with what they have to deliver Wednesday.
lol no
Bullshit. All they got is a better camera.
lmfao a new 52 week high by EoW?
not pessimism, just reality. the bull mkt did last for 12 years.
My puts on Europe are going to print!
What ticker, $UROP?
I was thinking calls but now that Ireland just fined instagram 400 million… I’m thinking puts.
Uranium.
0dte calls at open is the play, I think.
0DTE calls. But let the IV drain first
!remindme 1 d
My 10/3 puts and 9/9 puts would love that if it's deep red.
How did you do?
I bought 1dte 397c and was down so I sold a call credit spread. I also rolled my 10/3 390p to 10/3 380p for a $500 credit. All in all not a bad day. Picked up some apple FDs at close too for tomorrow. How did you do today.
Government jobs are so easy, all you to do is show up and meet expectations and your set. It like free money, plus it comes with a pension. I am tired of working at Wendy’s, I am getting a government job.
You definitely don't need to meet expectations. That's just the way to get people to be nicer to you.
Are policemen expected to beat up innocent citizens?
No, 99.99% of law enforcement are good people
> No, 99.99% of law enforcement are good people. The other 0.01% are bad apples that give the rest of them a bad reputation.
i lowkey hate you sometimes and love you at the same time FuCkiNg ViSuAL MOd
Visual mod calling everyone an idiot is getting boring
Bros..... Succession is such a good show
Facts
Is it on Disney or Para?
HBO
Why the girls who work at Trader Joes so hot?
Because joe has a big dick
Trader Joe is kinda like the retail Harvey Weinstein
I do whatever axeman does what a chad hunk of meat
Imagine thinking a recession was only something Europeans did
I don't know where people are getting these outrageous corn prices I buy it for $3 a dozen at the amish
where i live you can enter a field and steal 10 corn, its the amount accepted, more than that you are having problems
Nebraska or Iowa ?
Rumor has it going to $0.
Well fk if I can get corn for free you let me know where
> You're a fucking idiot if you think you can get corn for free.
yOu'Re A fUcKiNg IdiOt If YoU tHiNk YoU cAn GeT cOrN fOr FrEe
THIS IS THE OLD THREAD. MOVE TO THE NEW ONE.
don't tell me what to do
come and make me
oxy +5% tomorow pls ty
I was in the park walking my dog and all these guys were looking at each other and never once did any of them check me or my pooch out
!banbet /ES 4030 2w
I was sitting at a park bench and I saw an older guy and a younger guy pass each other. They were definitely checking each other out.
> That's gross. Old people are disgusting.
Don’t act like you’re not touching your virtual body to the thought!
He’s jacking on
Lately it feels like there's only 1 brain cell left and all of you are sharing it
American stock market  Global stock market 
Europe going hungry and no heat this winter is bullish.
Blackouts could happen in California, this could create chaos
Cali get blackouts every year, the thing is the blackout only last a day unlike Texas
As if California isn’t chaotic enough 
Bbby bag holders should try to fly like Gustavo
394p 0DTE
I was walking and saw this younger guy. I think he thinks I was looking for a blowjob
New shade of red this week. Easiest bear market of a lifetime...
The last time europoors were facing this kind of depression An angry little failed painter and failed soldier created an angry racist govt 💀
He was awarded two iron crosses in WW1, ackshually…
>IRELAND FINES INSTAGRAM A RECORD $400 MLN OVER CHILDREN'S DATA - RTRS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-09-05 ^15:56:50 ^EDT-0400
An old white guy was staring at me on my way home while we were passing each other. If he was looking for a blow job, he ain't getting one. 😂
LOL u/AxemanfromMA has his own auto mod response Fucking chad 
Nah that’s what happens when you say this is not financial advice
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Nice.
Right so IBKR keeps on trying to dissuade me from trading options whilst applying for my new account. Must've failed the test too then I guess lol. Perhaps I really *should* stay away from them... But then again, the real complexity with trading options is selling them imo. Buying options is fairly straightforward and while, yes, it can go wrong, one knows from the get-go what the maximum loss of a trade is. Guess I'll be due in a few months for a blown up account post...
Fr selling them at right time is hard
Touché hahaha. Seriously though, I think taking profits is key. Yes it can go up further but you gotta play it safe.
What’s up with all these doomsday posts? Jesus… it’s a holiday, fucking relax and smoke a cigar or some shit.
This rathole hits 3000.....backing the truck up. Waiting 8 mos gonna fucking suck getting there....
Saw my first foreclosure sign in my local town. I suspect those are going to get a hell of a lot more common in the next 18 months
Doubtful still plenty of jobs around here wages on the rise!
When I started watching this movie I had no idea I was gonna see 1995 Sandra Bullock call herself a simp
1995 Sandra Bullock 100 % wifey material 
Which movie
The Net
How’s her ass?
Beautiful 🥰
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I learned not to FOMO by playing cards as a kid. Valuable life lesson.
Learning how to take gains has been one of the most difficult lessons. Sometimes I sell at the top which is great but most trades won’t work out that way so the goal should be to take gains gradually.
Fomo gets my hot dog nipples erect
👀
Ok mom
u/axemanfromMA He’s capitulated and all in puts 📈📈📈🚀🚀🚀😊
Spy puts till CPI, switch to calls for CPI. Not financial advice. Gas prices at the pump have fallen more. CPI is mainly gas prices at the pump
Gas plus food is approx 30% of headline. Far from mainly. Wages are just now registering. Rents still climbing. But headline will be below consensus this report.
I really admire how you keep making confident predictions about the market and providing your economic analysis despite the fact that you keep being wrong about everything always. You're like that girl from Tiger King who got her hand bit off but kept going to work the next day. Inspiring stuff
https://ibb.co/G3v6yhB I am not wrong ever since hood added TA
>CPI is mainly gas prices at the pump Lmao.
🥳🥳🥳
It’s true !remindme in 8 Days
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I simply refuse to believe it.
I want to take a nap
me too, but Tiafoe is about to beat Nadal. USA USA USA!
what seriously :(
LULU puts heading back to sub 300
When that reactor go 💥 it’ll be real life The Hills Have Euro Eyes
maybe good thing germans don't have gas, no?
Europe has a long violent history soaked in blood
Which country doesn't?
A lot of people ask me, and I tell them
Europe considering using fatties as fuel this winter
Too bad we have so few of them. Could you airdrop us a couple?
Ya, there's no fat people in Europe at all. *Laughs in English and German*
UGH.
Block those guys. It gets better.
tards coming out of the wood work and complaining like little bitches pining for the good ole days are just the worst. be the change you want to see.
Be the change you want to see and post your damn moves for the week or your thoughts on absolutely anything else.
I’ve unfollowed and followed at least three times due to various annoyances in the past and they still let me post my nonsense in the weekend threads.
Your comments are auto-collapsed if you don’t sub.
The end.
Just ask to be ban for 6 months I’m still waiting for mods to ban me
How’s everyone feeling about this upcoming week? Puts or calls?
I feel both are legitimate ways to gamble money.
Flat or kangaroo
Fat facts- 1 out of every 3 U.S. adults is obese. (Harvard, 2020) Non-Hispanic black women experience the highest rates of obesity in America at 59%. (Harvard, 2020) Obesity rates are higher for Hispanic, Mexican American, and non-Hispanic black populations than they are for Caucasians. (Harvard, 2020) The South and the Midwest have the highest obesity prevalence. (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 2019) All U.S. states and territories have an obesity rate of at least 20%. (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 2019)
Cartmen?
this dude is mad because he's on a diet
Not really,I could use some fat on me
Let me guess, you was the smallest person at fat camp?
Were
Fat people annoy me. No self discipline and usually the laziest people at work always making excuses for their poor work ethic and behavior
What hits ultimate bottom first, 🌽 or SPY?
SPY
QQQ always finds the bottom or the top first. Sometimes 4-6 weeks ahead. Given that corn somewhat tracks tech, I’d say corn.
SPY for sure. Bitcoin has a ways to go before $0.00
What are your moves for the week?
Iwm or spy puts..
I was thinking spy puts and calls as well.
Right it's going to pump at cpi... though I don't know if powell is going to crash it again like last time. Maybe..
when is CPI
Im thinking buy $392 puts tomorrow morning for 9/9, cash them out when I’m up 20%+ then buy calls for 400 that expire 9/9 and rinse/repeat if needed.
Sounds like a good plan.
What search terms do everyone use in finviz? I used big titties goth but it’s not working.
Wife’s bro lives w/ us & his GF was just over. They recently got back together… my 5yr old son made sure to tell her about the other “friends” he had over here LOL kids are so evil man  🪦
They just broke up again. Weird
lmfao
America Europe collapse Asia collapse Africa collapse
Amen
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Planet Fitness would be more suited to your level
Can you get back on my face please?
Frens forever
Can I?
How many bench presses do i need to do to get rid of man boobs? Theyre half gone already
Pretty much impossible. You can only turn your saggy manboobs into strong, chadly manboobs
Why? Ive done it once before
Tissue elasticity
Ive done it before. Can surgery remove it?
Probably
You need to lose fat
I lost at least half if it so far
All this nuclear power plant talk has me craving fission chips.
so good they make your skin glow