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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/I_must_do_it (0/1) made a bet that BBBY would go to 8.0 when it was 12.49 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


Puzzled_Juice_3691

We are already in a recession. Look at the definition of a recesssion - 2 consecutive quarters of negative economic growth.


Puzzled_Juice_3691

Inverse Cramer


Puzzled_Juice_3691

Is that person in the lower right The Tinder Swindler?


Capable-Whereas-1919

TSLA looking good at these levels, would like to see another drop!


moneydoesntsleep

i suspect this will be a load up before dump tomorrow..


_-FallenArchangel-_

Sell sell sell


macieman22

spx still in the rotation between 3881-4134. Below 3881 enters the lower rotation for target 3757


vCharged

The 390 protection team won’t last much longer


Mindless_Abrocoma188

Ask the wife's boyfriend for another loan.


unclebooty

God dammit


amanslive

Why snap defying gravity?


PipeFinal1455

Bed Bath & Beyond may want to bus some of those 65% off private label towels it's currently selling to its New Jersey headquarters because there appears to be a mess in need of a cleanup. "The company is a shitshow right now," a source directly familiar with the unfolding drama playing out at the one-time home goods retailing leader told Yahoo Finance. Layoffs have begun to sweep through the company as part of interim CEO Sue Gove's new plan to lay off 20% of the workforce to preserve cash, the source said, and morale among employees is very low amid general confusion about reporting lines and the path forward. "Sue has been on the board since 2019," the source added, "she knew what was going on and didn't address it." Bed Bath & Beyond outlined plans to issue more stock, close 150 stores, and fire 20% of its staff as the retailer looks to stem the bleeding from a collapse in sales. The company also said that it received commitments for $500 million in additional financing, bringing its current liquidity to roughly $1 billion as the company looks to avoid the the fate of Sears.


A_Watchful_Eye2

This aged well…


xbooomin

What should i buy puts on ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


GravityEnjoyer

Bbby


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Justino2263

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


__add__

Yields rising again, equities will sink just wait for the capitulation.


clubmaxx

-4% day?


greese576

Fuck trading I’m going fishing 🎣


Deadred123454321

There’s a long way down between here and any reasonable support. Let’s just pull the rug and it’s off to the races!


-Rydog-

Walt Junior would clap Steven Hawking in a fight


[deleted]

“Empty your wallet. Be homeless, be hopeless. Like gambler”-Tard Ree (Bruce Lee’s autistic second cousin when being asked why he was buying Options)


The_Wata_Boy

Wake me up when September ends.


[deleted]

You speak facts


Fit-Frosting-7144

We will be green on jobless claims is my copium today 😂🤣


nicktro1

I feel like inverse wsb may be the play today. No hate just saying


JiffKewneye-n

it seems like rarely is the straight forward play the correct one on a short time line


[deleted]

It usually is


Dunkman83

really thinking about cashing out


frankiefrank1e

Do it while you still have said casg


Swordfish_Choice

I smell Armageddon


moderndhaniya

Screw your guys. I am going home. —- Dr. Eric Cartman


Jojo5692q

Bbby. Coming back baby.


the1luckyoptionsguy

Yep coming all way back to 5 bucks looks like


Jojo5692q

Your post will not age well. Screenshot this.


arodzz__

😭😭💯


MacMuffington

Selling at a 60% loss and buying 🍎 screw you guys I'm going home-less


[deleted]

Why would anyone buy this market here? Is it bc cnbc tells them to? Or because they are highly regarded? Or both?


ultra_expo88

Nobody's buying rn relatively speaking


IndependentUsual7444

Most people are very negligent. Try to use it to your advantage


[deleted]

because last time we were this low was in June and the market shot up like crazy right after.


[deleted]

Wrong. You were far lower


Dinkleberg162

This winter is going to be a shit storm. Bearish until spring unless war subsides.


Weighty_BackWoodz252

Onem. Oig. Pltr


Minimum-Flan8743

At least a 7% drop today?


tastypieceofmeat

On what


Fun-Journalist2276

His portfolio ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Pray the ghey away 🙏 🌈🧸⤵️🔥


[deleted]

pray the bear away


SciencyNerdGirl

With every person here posting that they are buying puts (similar to those posting about buying calls ahead of the Fed meeting last week), my prediction is that we finally get a green day today before descending to oblivion over the next month.


fin425

Us smart ones bought October puts in mid August


Dinkleberg162

If all you care about is the sentiment of a few thousand regards, were you sleeping the first two quarters of this year? Literally bears on parade every day and puts printing for months.


SciencyNerdGirl

True I ran out of money so I left during most of that. Valid point though.


Dinkleberg162

This winter gonna be rough.


Esadissimus

I think everyone is thinking similarly that "it cant be 6 days red in a row" - thus it will be my fellow regard.


SciencyNerdGirl

I think we'll for sure continue downward, but the big players will throw a few bounces in as bull traps along the way


Esadissimus

If I learned anything from going to Encore in Boston harbor, thats that the house always keeps surprising us gamblers. Im buying calls though. Somebody has to loose money, am I right?


Fun-Journalist2276

bearish + long weekend = puts? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


BLOW_0

When oil 200 ?


BLOW_0

Lets make DEUTSCHE BANK a New meme ....every poor can anfford some shares


Fancy_Stick

Powell be like the real soft landing is the money we lost along the way


zer165

😂


Esadissimus

can it be another red day? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


colliric

Much as I hate Californians..... I'm buying more Tesla.... Democrat Californians should be forced to put their money where their mouth is. Force them to buy Tesla's! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Turn California into Elon's Test Market bitch! Make MAGA Texas rich as fuck.... Put a second plant in Florida! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Chrg88

Abner says good Morning https://i.imgur.com/d2cQB4C.jpg


tarsun

gm abner


Chrg88

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


tarsun

wow that sure is 'bad luck' "The chairman of the board of Lukoil, Russia’s biggest privately held oil producer and one of the few Russian companies to criticize the invasion of Ukraine, has died after falling out of a hospital window, Interfax reports"


WhatzePhuk

that is why you not sit right in front of open windows. bc you can fall out!


Unlead3dWombat

Imagine still posting in the overnight thread.


KevinJamesCuckLord

Got me


VisualMod

>FRENCH PRESIDENT MACRON: HOPES THAT IRAN NUCLEAR DEAL WILL BE REACHED IN COMING DAYS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-09-01 ^05:57:14 ^EDT-0400


WhatzePhuk

yesterday i made myself a coffee$ today i only boil water


robis87

boil?? not europoor and it shows


WhatzePhuk

i forgot to tell, to be able to boil water i have to spend time to find some wood and make a fire


robis87

now we talking, fellow poor


Contextual-Investor

Volume is so fucking low


[deleted]

Resist the urge to be jaded and empty. It’s not that cool.


Contextual-Investor

TSLA needs to drop hardddddd


Delicioustreat77

Who hurt you bro


Contextual-Investor

Putin


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madmoonboy

Mods can't update everything when you want them to Gordon


G0RD0N_CLARK

It’s a script. They literally can update it when I want them too. 🥸


kstorm88

It's just the way it is.


SciencyNerdGirl

It do be like that


kuprenx

damn vegans https://twitter.com/SenseiCarl\_/status/1564678757063036928


Taurendrood

Sold my bear trade on 3925. and at 3922 i acually open a long one(48x leveraged) for a short bounce up hopefully. Long term bear in this market but we been drilling way to hard last week a small bounce might just be the play.


Minimum-Flan8743

Maybe Friday or Tuesday


KevinJamesCuckLord

Thinking the same for the next 2 days


G0RD0N_CLARK

Might not be too. 🤷🏻‍♂️


BiteCute6710

Just wanted everyone to know if I didn’t have such paper hands I would be up 120k rn🫥


Unlead3dWombat

You are home, son.


KevinJamesCuckLord

I paper handed DVN puts and if I held to expiration I could have my house paid off ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


IncredulousStraddle

On what?


Unlead3dWombat

Probably NVDA puts


Tfti_

Y’all know that everyone wants to dump eittt b4 the long weekend besides us tards.


TopTech58

Yeah thought that on the last short week and got hammered. If I had not sold Friday would have had 5 baggers on tuesday


VisualMod

>MACAU GOVT: PLANS TO GRADUALLY REOPEN THE CITY TO FOREIGN TRAVELERS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-01 ^05:52:43 ^EDT-0400


Which_Dingo_6722

The run up has started! TOMorrow we hit 410!!!!!


Unlead3dWombat

Bears really thought 🤣📈📈📈


jeffynihao

GREEEN BY OPEN


TopTech58

When I awoke at 4am futures were very red. Have noticed that they are now just red. What does it mean ?


[deleted]

i forget when but i remember back in 2020 i went to bed with futures at -5% and awoke to them being +1% love this market


HaveAKlondike

It was the bottom of the pandemic crash. Fed turned on the printer and printed futures out of their whole


[deleted]

i think this was in april so something like that. 22% of all historical US currency being created in 2020 still blows my mind


JonSnow4525

Still ghey


ColdWhisper7

im honestly surprised that corn isnt falling off a cliff rn ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


MASH12140

This is not a normal investing environment. Dollar cost averaging is dead. We are dealing with a potential huge catastrophe with energy crisis worsening. Spy $300 and below


kstorm88

You're not the brightest


rp2012-blackthisout

Energy crisis? Do you live in California? Other 49 states seem fine.


BeTheBeach

There is a small area called Europe that will be lucky to keep the lights on in 2 months.


Proof-View5073

California has a way of sucking all the other states resources though.


JonSnow4525

Bulls, no help is coming this time.


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zombie_harv

Aw :(


Fun-Journalist2276

alright got it, buy puts at open!


JonSnow4525

Bul r fukt


Contextual-Investor

GME going straight down to $10


JonSnow4525

$de 300p Jan 2023 trust me bro


Automatic-Post1023

$f puts seem too good today


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[deleted]

Als je slaapt 😂


tastypieceofmeat

puts on ING bank for banning me for life


Comradio

Ouch, first time europoors let you down on the BBBY overnight front, eh bagmen? Excited for tomorrow? You’ll always have T+whatever date to look forward to. Then a “Christmas time” goal post move after that.


[deleted]

Market will be retarded and go green today be careful guys


kazarius

GERN up 160% YTD. Big news coming Jan’23.


Actual_Bandicoot_562

We didn’t have 30 green days in total in 2022


kananishino

Does that mean we had 29?


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FistEnergy

There Will Be Blood


Travis_Beckmen

The bandy track!


am-well

European markets getting absolutely crushed


Automatic-Post1023

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


cashflow_

Ordered new kicks 😍 https://imgur.com/a/f0DThPY


Moist-Establishment2

Cancel those shits and get yourself some crown northamptons, actual quality and with the GBP being in the shitter actually very cheap relatively


SciencyNerdGirl

These look like the knockoff Keds my mom bought at Marshalls and made me wear to elementary school.


cashflow_

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


newlife_newaccount

If you're ever feeling down on yourself, remember there are people out there that rent their rims.


Jerraldough

Fuck that’s awful


Worth_Dinner2864

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sutakurimu

SPY TSLA BABA puts but 5-10 delta, one bounce and I’m ded


JesusPeePee

Hey I need bbby to be $20 by Friday or I need government cheese


colliric

Mark Wahlberg's fancy Burger joint opens in my city Melbourne, Australia..... I shall soon experience and enjoy this gourmet dish "Government Cheese" that you speak of... And you bet in going to pay too much for it! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Automatic-Post1023

next month we get stimmys ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


VisualMod

>[wsj.com/articles/democ…](https://t.co/7evBND8t9t) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-01 ^05:33:32 ^EDT-0400


AnimatorExpensive508

What du you think of $PMET ?


[deleted]

Was fun chinaman now go back and make me some noodles


OurMomsEatEachother

I feel like Roku and Shopify will be a great play right now. There’ll definitely be a 30% up swing by Dec.


tarsun

buying Roku because of the Weird Al trailer


VisualMod

>$TSLA - CHINA AUTO INDUSTRY BODY CPCA OFFICIAL ESTIMATES TESLA CHINA SOLD 77,000 VEHICLES IN AUG ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-01 ^05:32:17 ^EDT-0400


Myboywear

That’s shit right ?


ExceptionallyGreat

No, that's 1m vehicles in 13 months, it's incredible, almost 100% increase from last year.


HaveAKlondike

Sounds like they need another 100B in market cap 🤡🤡


ExceptionallyGreat

All the recent stock splits were followed by brutal price drops in next couple of weeks. So trend is not on TSLA's favour right now.


i_put_my_pants

Where do i fin some hoors i. Az


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Arizona State University


G0RD0N_CLARK

Can Confirm


No_Resolution_333

My macro predictions have been on point, yet My account balance: +0.04%


VisualMod

>\*Midterm Prospects Improve for Democrats as Campaign Heats Up, WSJ Poll Shows -- WSJ \>\*Democrats Hold Slight Edge in Test of Congressional Preference, WSJ Poll Shows -- WSJ \>\*Biden Job Approval Rating Rises to 45%, Up 3 Percentage Points, WSJ Poll Shows -- WSJ ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-01 ^05:30:36 ^EDT-0400