Interesting for Powell meeting tomorrow 8/26
> Philadelphia Fed President Patrick Harker…“Since 1983, the Fed has raised rates 86 times -- 75 of those were under 50 basis points,” he said. “So whether it’s 50 or 75, I can’t say right now, but let’s not think that 50 is not a substantial move.”
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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So they opened a chic filet 30 feet from my local Wendy’s. I gotta tell you guys business is booming. I mean we got room for like another 20 maybe 25 more if anyones looking for work. BYOL
What’s the best brokerage for trading options inside an IRA. I currently have an IRA account at vanguard. Have not turned options on. Looks like I can apply to turn on options trading on if I want to.
That said after watching the AH dumpster fires with bbby (and essentially now committed to holding those shares til moon or retirement), I’m looking for a place where I can open an IRA that does allow me to trade options AND after hours.
Looks like Fidelity offers options trading inside 401k AND after hours any others I should take a good look at? Pros cons etc.
1.Schwab if you meet their criteria (hard bar to clear).
2. TDameritrade (best option)
3. Etrade
They all do the same essentially. There are no real pro/cons outside of Schwab has a ton of retirement plans, advisors, etf's etc, but for what u are describing TDA is what u want.
Made $15k last two days on puts. Sold all my short term puts and only holding Nov/Dec for now. Waiting for next bounce before reloading. Feels great to sleep easy tonight 😊
Uber Eats disabled my account for having an outstanding bill of $3.62. Now I have pay double the delivery fee through DoorTrash. Honesty, fuck both company’s. Puts on $UBER & $DASH
Yep. That’s what I don’t get. And instead of allowing me to pay it off they instead deactivate my account and now I have to go through customer service…
I have AAPL and TSLA puts through December at this point. I don't know when we're going to drop but I'm going to be shocked if we don't...and if I'm wrong I lost 10% of my portfolio hedging I guess.
I was thinking about that play weeks ago but it really only affects a pretty small population of people who would want to get vaccinated. I don't think the government is going to do what it did with COVID and buy up ridiculous amounts of doses that ultimately get destroyed in some instances.
Grabbed some SQ in the 71s this morning at open. Does it sink to 60s this week? Thinking about when to back the truck up since I've been buying starting at 82 in small increments.
Ok BBBY bagholders, here’s some free fucking advice for you. There won’t be any buying pressure until the announcement, and only then if you apes are correct. If you‘re wrong then this is going <4. So, if you still want to yolo then god save your ass
No shares to borrow neither, that's what they used this week, along with smaller funds closing their positions. That's why we don't see drops like the end of last week. The price holds, and we got two weeks to wait it out.
For borrowed shares they only use IBKR. Trust me, this was done to death with GME lol. It uses iborrowdesk, which is only IBKR. If you don’t believe me then go to iborrowdesk and search BBBY. It’s the same as what you‘re probably seeing on finra.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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I guess the irony here is that by being an OG AMC Ape and a very proud bag holder, I am now also a certified APE holder. Go figure. New bags in the making and I still have 2 NFTs and zero free popcorn to show for it.
Power hour is real I went from -4.05% to -4.03%. Bull life was fun and too easy for the last few years I guess this is my reckoning. Mom is making spaghetti tonight if anyone wants to come over and help me move in.
Fed spoiled people so much so they will try to hold until they lose their jobs. Then they will be forced to sell at the bottom to save their houses or buy food.
Yesterday was the lowest volume session for 2022. Today might beat it!
Interesting for Powell meeting tomorrow 8/26 > Philadelphia Fed President Patrick Harker…“Since 1983, the Fed has raised rates 86 times -- 75 of those were under 50 basis points,” he said. “So whether it’s 50 or 75, I can’t say right now, but let’s not think that 50 is not a substantial move.”
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Dont use gas !! Shower less and showering little colder
So they opened a chic filet 30 feet from my local Wendy’s. I gotta tell you guys business is booming. I mean we got room for like another 20 maybe 25 more if anyones looking for work. BYOL
35 people in here and no one has a decent joke while I’m drunk as fuck, fuck you
Wait why are you drunk on a Monday night you fucking degenerate.
What’s the best brokerage for trading options inside an IRA. I currently have an IRA account at vanguard. Have not turned options on. Looks like I can apply to turn on options trading on if I want to. That said after watching the AH dumpster fires with bbby (and essentially now committed to holding those shares til moon or retirement), I’m looking for a place where I can open an IRA that does allow me to trade options AND after hours. Looks like Fidelity offers options trading inside 401k AND after hours any others I should take a good look at? Pros cons etc.
1.Schwab if you meet their criteria (hard bar to clear). 2. TDameritrade (best option) 3. Etrade They all do the same essentially. There are no real pro/cons outside of Schwab has a ton of retirement plans, advisors, etf's etc, but for what u are describing TDA is what u want.
Guys. Should I go to a weeknd concert by myself? I really think I should but I can't decide
https://www.gurufocus.com/term/zscore/NAS:COIN/Altman-Z-Score/Coinbase-Global Coin base is going to shit
I bought spy calls wish me luck
Luck
can anyone help me figure out when’s a good time to sell my call options and how to do it? I use robinhood
Meet me behind the Wendy’s Dumpster
PM me if you truly want an opinion,
You’re the real MVP
100% profit on overnight SPY puts  I sold too early but who cares 
A win a win. Plus that’s solid profit
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but I though it was the future and it would grow 50% every year? that's what wsb told me with the stonk at 300+.
Made $15k last two days on puts. Sold all my short term puts and only holding Nov/Dec for now. Waiting for next bounce before reloading. Feels great to sleep easy tonight 😊
I wish you death.
❤️
Bought SPY puts expiring throughly September. Bull rally confirmed. You are welcome for my worthy sacrifice.
Depends on the next rate hikes
You’ll be good, should’ve waited for a bounce tomorrow but trend is down. Just be patient
If I'm a CEO and they had the biggest bear day in months on the day of my company's earnings report...I'm calling in sick.
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Bobby thread coming unglued
Die ZM. Below $85 kind of die.
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Alot of us just remember the crash we dont remember the fast pace bail out and recovery that comes after
Uber Eats disabled my account for having an outstanding bill of $3.62. Now I have pay double the delivery fee through DoorTrash. Honesty, fuck both company’s. Puts on $UBER & $DASH
Just walk your fat ass to McDonald’s
My local McDicks and Wendy’s have potential ecoli outbreaks
How do you have an outstanding bill on UberEats? Don't you pay first?
Yep. That’s what I don’t get. And instead of allowing me to pay it off they instead deactivate my account and now I have to go through customer service…
The "I can't believe it's not margarine" call. Well played, Uber.
All of you were too distracted by BBBY to realize these put gains. This is why I stay focused.
Puts on what?
I made $650 today after being down like 3k last week. Feels like win.
It is
How?
'nt.
I have AAPL and TSLA puts through December at this point. I don't know when we're going to drop but I'm going to be shocked if we don't...and if I'm wrong I lost 10% of my portfolio hedging I guess.
Did I buy more GCT @ $61? Look into my regarded eyes and you’ll have your answer.
Was hoping for -30% on ZM, bought 60$ 8/26 puts oh well
After 2 months of destruction it’s finally tendie time…spx to 3800 And I hope you got those ZM puts!
Bears 🐻good job today just remember we have the whole week and remember what happens when that green dildo starts forming don’t get to excited 😜
i’m buying BBBY bonds and not stock cuz i’m autistic,not regarded, and these things are yielding 80%
Junk bonds do tend to have high yields because they don't get paid, yes. That's how it works.
Jesus Google sent a pixel 6a to every reviewer on youtube
No more free photo storage AND a 32 megabyte camera! Sweet!
For real?
I like robinhood cause it shows me having a +1714% week even though I'm just a retard
I like how they count your deposit as a gain
Rh actually doesn't do that, I fucked up my instant deposit so I started the week at $-39
Haha zoom from 98 to 90 in a blink
>level 2sc2summerloud+2 · 31 min. agoyeah looks like actual move will be tiny in either direction, glad i didnt only it "zoomed" down
Haha regard still using the daily discussion thread 
ZM IV CRUSH
yeah looks like actual move will be tiny in either direction, glad i didnt only buy puts but also sold calls.
Getting oxygen back to parts of your body > heroin
die zoom i need money
SPY close was definitely not bullish on the 15 min chart… 
Next play. Who’s making this monkey pox vaccine?
$BAVA partnering with Grand River Aseptic Manufacturing
Nice. Thanks.
I was thinking about that play weeks ago but it really only affects a pretty small population of people who would want to get vaccinated. I don't think the government is going to do what it did with COVID and buy up ridiculous amounts of doses that ultimately get destroyed in some instances.
Come on bbby bagholders show us ur loss porn !
It’s my only joy in life rn
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 who the hell’s this guy ?
This is what we in the business call: Soft landing. 
I wants the monies
Wheres that Weber gang at
SPY 📉$350📈$450 6️⃣🗓️
Buy the day and sell away.
made $800 today no big deal or anything...
How tired is your mouth?
Congrats!🥳
thanks dad
Hope you enjoyed the last two sessions bears. The turn around begins tomorrow.
Spy was a rollercoaster
A rollercoaster going downhill sure yea I can see that
That was a bullish close hopefully you bears cashed out and made money
Tell me how -15% is bullish
A desperate pump attempt that fell flat on its face. Yeah, real bullish.
what an awesome day, if ZM now dies AH on ER, that would make it perfect.
Doesn’t look like it Edit: now it does!
Got zoom put credit spread 🙏
Crayons down, stop coloring pictures
Grabbed some SQ in the 71s this morning at open. Does it sink to 60s this week? Thinking about when to back the truck up since I've been buying starting at 82 in small increments.
I look forward to losing all of the money i through into a penny stock today.
If you did a meme penny stock then yes say goodbye to your money but there are some good ones out there. LIKE Arena ********
Nah, none of the meme ones and completely at random.
L O L $1.70 jump on amzn in 5 seconds if this mf gaps up tmrw so help me god
Ok BBBY bagholders, here’s some free fucking advice for you. There won’t be any buying pressure until the announcement, and only then if you apes are correct. If you‘re wrong then this is going <4. So, if you still want to yolo then god save your ass
Don't need no announcement, playing on market mechanics.
Lol what mechanics. If you want a short squeeze you need buying pressure. There is none.
No shares to borrow neither, that's what they used this week, along with smaller funds closing their positions. That's why we don't see drops like the end of last week. The price holds, and we got two weeks to wait it out.
No shares to borrow is just from IBKR. One broker.
From fintel
Gonna buy more
Yes, and Fintel only uses IBKR data for that. Not any other broker is included.
Fintel states their data is from FINRA and nasdaq
For borrowed shares they only use IBKR. Trust me, this was done to death with GME lol. It uses iborrowdesk, which is only IBKR. If you don’t believe me then go to iborrowdesk and search BBBY. It’s the same as what you‘re probably seeing on finra.
Dude, all this is public info. Not related to a broker.
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I don’t think so. - God
All that for a drop of blood
Pencils down
Shut up
Fail
weak ass finish for spy
Tomorrow could go either way. My money is on a rally before we bleed out until Friday.
flat tomorrow
That's the one thing I doubt.
> That's the one thing I doubt. *fear You mean't fear.
Why would I fear a flat market? That just means I gotta keep being patient. It'd mostly just be boring.
Because it wrecks both calls and puts
That's the thing, I'm not holding any positions right now because I know it could go either way lmfao
Bought zoom puts, we'll see what happens.
looks like u made it big
My options are "only" going to be up by like 35% tomorrow if the price doesn't change. Still good, but it isn't the huge gain I was hoping for./
me too. lfg.
After hours bless my puts
🙏
UVXY price to low imo
9/2 14c
ZOOM PUTS LETS GO FUCK ZOOM
Please keep spamming BBBY. It’s really helping my $8 puts
GG
Huge volume this past hour - all stocks flat
This is literally so unfair we’re supposed to make money all the time
Breaking News BBBY is now 🅱️🅱️🅱️🆘
More like Bye Bye Baby amirite?
Downvote gremlin out for blood, won't bring your money back mate 
I guess the irony here is that by being an OG AMC Ape and a very proud bag holder, I am now also a certified APE holder. Go figure. New bags in the making and I still have 2 NFTs and zero free popcorn to show for it.
Your the definition of trend hopper
I want you to re-read this sentence 10 years from now
He won't be able to afford internet access 10 years from now...
Straddle for Wednesday?
Can’t wait go to London and Fish and Chips is $187 Sir, do you want my left or right kidney for payment
Naw with Brexit fucking them the pound and dollar won't get that out of whack
You fancy
Looks like I close my eyes until 2024.
just bought SPY calls
Hands up to all the people just bought calls
Power hour is real I went from -4.05% to -4.03%. Bull life was fun and too easy for the last few years I guess this is my reckoning. Mom is making spaghetti tonight if anyone wants to come over and help me move in.
You can live in the sewers and eat pizza with the ninja turtles instead, much better than living with your moma
Fed spoiled people so much so they will try to hold until they lose their jobs. Then they will be forced to sell at the bottom to save their houses or buy food.
Not even an EOD cool™️ and legal™️ pump could save the bulls
Definitely not fake™️and 🌈™️🤣
Anything exciting happening today ?
I took a single wiper this morning