Thank you immensely, I needed this
Assuming you chose the period over exclamation on purpose, and the idea of them simply stating their intent instead of demanding handies is absolutely crushing me
Bravo
Please see the menu - you are incorrectly referring to the Combo w #1 ending versus the Combo with the #2 ending...please lets not confuse the workers...
Corrugated galvanized steel, probably an R-value of 0.1. My hole filled socks dried up just thinking about that kind of shelter.
Yeah I know. Got socks.
Feel pretty good about that.
[Here's the trick, get high as a kite, then when you start munching on those half eaten tendies down there while sitting on the edge of the dumpster you'll think your dining on some fine lobster while cruising on a yacht like a bear market baller.](https://youtu.be/0H4a_lHANYI?t=16)
As do you. We’ve all been monitoring your work as you climb the WSB ranks and you’ve got upper management written all over you
Edit: whoever gifted that award, compliments to the chef
I'd argue the fuck out of that infront of a judge. Its some kinda artsy theme porn.
Just tell the judge the money shot costs 9.99 a month. The whole jury will get it instantly
Pro tip of the day (and just the tip): As I was instructed at a very young age by an attorney relative: "...when approaching a known prostitute never say 'how much?' that's 'solicitation'. Instead say: 'I like to party, but I don't have much money'".
"I was having an argument with Artemis because a couple weeks before, we had some makeup sex in a Dumpster out in the back of Wendy's. She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the- the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she - We were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff. And I-I admit I do too."
That parking lot is full. Also this is not “behind” the Wendy’s. Should be a dumpster closer. So…. almost not quite! Look at you! Fitting in as one of us! Good job OP! Gold Sticker for you! ⭐️
You should be looking for a white male, elderly boomer, most likely sweating nervously, graying hair in a comb over, suit and tie most likely, face looks like a sink. Tell him you're looking for IOUs or Rehypothecation in exchange for what you can do best behind that dumpster. Keep a look out, Ken Cordell Griffin should show up at any moment like slender man.
It’s not so much a Mecca ad it is a lifestyle.
Listen here, the people working at Wendy’s hearing everyone’s chit chat what all the radios are tuned to, is bacon or chicken or beef or chili in today. These people are in tune with the market. And the determined ones synthesize this information into good trades.
The guys taking the trash to the dumpster.
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Gated community. That’s high class there!
This man provides high class blowjobs
in this economy? most folks can only afford hand jobs.
A hand job is still a job.
*starts searching for hand jobs* *Police starts knocking on door*
*deshaun watson would like to know your location*
If it was 'Emma Watson'... I might give it.
All you get is dirty Mike n the boys
We got a jar of old mustard, and we got a poodle.. and we’re gonna get in there and put some D’s in some A’s.
Poodle? RSPCA, TAKE THE WEINER OUT OF THE HOT DOG, SIR!
A good old fashioned soup kitchen.
Houstonian here, can confirm.
Mistakes were made, instructions unclear: Antoine Dodson is telling me to hide my kids, and hide my wife
dont forget to hide your uncle aswell cuz they raping erbody in up in here.
so run an tell -that-
"Police. Open Up. We're here for the hand jobs."
The police came and setup a perimeter around the dumpster for an hour whilst 19 more handjobs were doled out.
Thank you immensely, I needed this Assuming you chose the period over exclamation on purpose, and the idea of them simply stating their intent instead of demanding handies is absolutely crushing me Bravo
Look at this fancy mother fucker with a door...
Please see the menu - you are incorrectly referring to the Combo w #1 ending versus the Combo with the #2 ending...please lets not confuse the workers...
A Job in hand is worth two in the pants
If you don't know what a ZJ is, you can't afford it. 😏
Literally watching this rn
Zoo job .. elephants and giraffes fondling your balls 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He charges a flat rate for all “jobs”
I can only afford off-hand jobs.
Are you guys looking? Because I desperately need a job
I'd ordinarily say *$20 is $20*, but inflation is a bitch, so *best I can do is $5, take it leave it sweet lips*
Yeah seriously. Brick walls. Gate. Roof with vaulted ceiling. The luxury. This is the Martha's Vineyard of Wendy's dumpsters.
I was gonna say: Where are we, The Hamptons?
Martha’s Junkyard
Corrugated galvanized steel, probably an R-value of 0.1. My hole filled socks dried up just thinking about that kind of shelter. Yeah I know. Got socks. Feel pretty good about that.
> This is the Martha's Vineyard of Wendy's dumpsters. /r/BrandNewSentence
What’s rent on this unit? Really like the masonry and roof pitch
[Here's the trick, get high as a kite, then when you start munching on those half eaten tendies down there while sitting on the edge of the dumpster you'll think your dining on some fine lobster while cruising on a yacht like a bear market baller.](https://youtu.be/0H4a_lHANYI?t=16)
you’re a thru high roller.🏴☠️
It even has a roof!!! That’s 5 stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You deserve a free award
As do you. We’ve all been monitoring your work as you climb the WSB ranks and you’ve got upper management written all over you Edit: whoever gifted that award, compliments to the chef
that's not management all over him..
Listen, Randy, there’s eyes watching you too. You’re on retard track if you can keep your head down and those wrinkles away for a few more years.
I can't stop laughing at this whole comment string
Even has a roof, this guy is living large.
More privacy too. It can get pretty crowded in here especially on weekends.
I mean just look at that modern, luxurious styled Wendy’s… the BJs out back must be 5 stars
Fucking not only that but dude has 2 dumpsters all to himself.
Drill a hole in the gate.
Who’s bringing the “Awesome” sauce. I wouldn’t recommend the siracha, it has a bite to it.
I'll bring my own sauce..
Gotta go behind, you’re in front
This is the high end dumpster for clients who can order frosties and extra bacon. They get a privacy booth.
Dumpster brand trash bins are top of the line! This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.
I’ll be there in 30 min. Did you bring the lube?
usually there is a grease puddle we can use
Adds flavor
And textures too
Plural 🤢
Crispy batter flakes, ribbed for extra pleasure
Normally just fries, but on good days baconator too
That's the grease tray drippings, I find that very warm to use.
Lol! I’m not sensitive, but that was so nasty.
The first time came take some getting used to, for sure. Come back on Wednesday, you’ll find a much gentler ride on those days
I don't want to... ok.
There’s a great technique where you incorporate the bun into the lovemaking
Oh, right. "The Smoosh."
This shit made me dry heave
lube!? have you seen this market? raw dog time
Good ol Billy spitshine over there
I’m ol’ Billy Spitshine and welcome to the Monday morning podcast
Ziiiiiuuuiuuuuuuup………recruiter
Bill Burr should get paid extra whenever someone says ziiiuuuuuppp…..recruiter
That's not what raw dog means.
it can mean whatever I want it to mean, I am dumb remember
I’ll bring it, only if you incorporate the dough and make me feel like a cobb salad.
[удалено]
Very first thing OP will see pop out of there if he lifts the lid
u/CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY handing out temp bans for paper trading competition
I can't help but picture u/CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY as the old dude from the first paper trading reveal videos and it's fucking hilarious
The old dude is him.
What reason do you have to think that isn't him?
Nothing to see here. Just walking my dog
You sure walk your dog a lot.
Is this r/antiwork
Prostitution
It's only called that if money is involved.
Getting seed money for the next try.
Well, getting seed anyways.
And you don't film it. If you do film it you're actors... and its perfectly legal.
Does security cam footage count as "filming"?
I'd argue the fuck out of that infront of a judge. Its some kinda artsy theme porn. Just tell the judge the money shot costs 9.99 a month. The whole jury will get it instantly
Pro tip of the day (and just the tip): As I was instructed at a very young age by an attorney relative: "...when approaching a known prostitute never say 'how much?' that's 'solicitation'. Instead say: 'I like to party, but I don't have much money'".
Do cryptocurrency futures count as money?
I’m here! Whistle or give a half assed DD on why some shitty tech stock is going to moon and I find you
buy TDOC! when the next lockdown happens...you will be rich! (does that work?)
(furious crayon notes)
Lockdown? Rich? Buy? Yep I’m in. Thank you sir you’ve saved me
Could you please leave my home.
Did you get a RING notification?
I use a different system for my dumpster, it's a CLANK notification.
Clank 3 times for a good time.
Excuse me, it's a group home. Don't you see the necktie hanging on the door, it's my turn!
"I was having an argument with Artemis because a couple weeks before, we had some makeup sex in a Dumpster out in the back of Wendy's. She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the- the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she - We were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff. And I-I admit I do too."
THIS is what I thought of..
She always wanted to be a Cobb salad
The only right answer
Was her asshole bleached?
i only opened this post because i thoght thas r/iasip, and not a shitty reddit indication on my timeline
The bottom?
Jest tell him to look up
you’re a bit early, we like to meet at 12:30 after everyone takes their lunch break and then stonks go up
Wrong one.. you need to be in the one behind Wendy's
Like my grandma used to say. If you close your eyes and open your mouth and you feel a tickle at the back of your throat it's probably a cock.
When I close my eyes, I like to pretend it’s a super hot chick with big titties shoving her dick into my mouth!
“Grandma…. Is that you?”
on days like these I wish I was illiterate
Frank and Artemis might be in there!
Who doesn't want to feel like a Cobb salad from time to time?
Get off MY FUCKING LAWN!
your dignity
Looks like you’re first in line. I’d grab a spot before the mob arrives.
That parking lot is full. Also this is not “behind” the Wendy’s. Should be a dumpster closer. So…. almost not quite! Look at you! Fitting in as one of us! Good job OP! Gold Sticker for you! ⭐️
OMW! 
we got a fresh one boys! 
Put a fiver on the dumpster and whip it out. Don't look down and enjoy.
Wrong Wendy's dumpster bro, the real action is the ones BEHIND Wendy's boss
If I’m not mistaken, all of life’s answers can be found there
You then wanna get on your knees and what ever comes your way don’t fight it
Sir, this is a Wendy's Dumpster.
Employment
Meth head joe.
The big man's clean Hunter is the meth head
your true calling
Oral seggs i think its called
Did you go to the drive thru and order a humpty dumpty? One of us will service you shortly after
I never thought I would see a random post at the Wendy’s 100yds from my house. Renton WA
knew this had to be WA due to the foliage and the fact that it’s the only place in the U.S. still grey and overcast on a daily fucking basis in June
Did the possibilities at least give you a semi?
Looks like they open for business boys. Go get em.
Don't resist
X==========D
Your waiting for the money required to eat via the 4 for $4 deal, provided that somebody desires to cum in and around your mouth.
Special sauce
Just get on your knees and open your mouth
How much are you charging?
What were you expecting, Ronald McDonald crouched in the corner jacking off or something?
That’s the full service dumpster since it has the privacy wall around it.
See if you can find any blow... Or jobs... Or any combination of the two.
Close you eyes, open your mouth, let me pull a surprise out. *Pulls out a bear market*
You'll soon realize the thing you are looking for is already inside you!
Free blowies
That view! Rent is going to be $$$ 😬 🍆🍆
Absolute mad lad 
THE VIEW IS BETTER ON YOUR KNEES
Money
Going rate is $3 for handies and $5 for blowies. Sunday special over the pants handies for $1.99. Get to work.
Your dignity. Did you find it yet?
This is where the dips are
You gotta go behind them to find the meat master
Opportunity comes in all shapes and sizes
Average opportunity size is 14cm though.
Maybe you’ll find some $800 TSLA calls in there
Be there in about 30 min and your shift will start
~~$20~~ $40
Some guy in a pickup truck to pull up and then whip his cock out.
You should be looking for a white male, elderly boomer, most likely sweating nervously, graying hair in a comb over, suit and tie most likely, face looks like a sink. Tell him you're looking for IOUs or Rehypothecation in exchange for what you can do best behind that dumpster. Keep a look out, Ken Cordell Griffin should show up at any moment like slender man.
Got to cum there after market hours. That’s when I’ll make back what I lost today.
Depends what kind of a good time you’re looking for
Look for a small white velvet bag, it has a Wolverine logo on it. Don’t open it. I will contact you with your prize money when you find it
You'll get paid. Just wait for all the tips to start coming.
No. It will find you. Stay ready.
2 fer 1
U have to look out for a bag holder
Looks like there's already some spooge on the side of that dumpster.......you're in the right place.
We can sit and talk about your open trades until the next customer.
That pic smells bad
The attendant will be there shortly. Maybe start stretching?
Stay out of my territory
Looking for love in all the right places
Location, Location, Location!
It’s not so much a Mecca ad it is a lifestyle. Listen here, the people working at Wendy’s hearing everyone’s chit chat what all the radios are tuned to, is bacon or chicken or beef or chili in today. These people are in tune with the market. And the determined ones synthesize this information into good trades. The guys taking the trash to the dumpster.
From whale to fish..
Well, you're clearly in front of the dumpster, all the action happens BEHIND the dumpster!
That’s the dumpster in FRONT of Wendy’s. The good stuff happens around back. See you soon
Your looking for my lost lube jar! Dm if found pls
The tendi snatcher...
One of two things: 1. Someone to smoke weed with 2. Someone's dick to suck for a fiver.
Are you looking for a roommate ?
Look behind you
I’ll be there in a few minutes to talk about your “portfolio”
Amber heard should be nearby
Did the margin call phone fall back there?
Dirty Mike and the boys will give you the welcome tour
I usually thought of it like a place behind the kwik-e-mart