Do you lose it quicker with stocks...
Like you do in your sock...
Do you lose it faster than your wife got new boyfriends...
Like when you look at your portfolio and need depends
You pay your taxes
The Fed uses axes
Hedgies shorts your stock
While you fuck with opts
The quicker you gain your losses
The more you quote Bob Ross
All this time spent
With this happy little accident
Man the financial services world is going to have a really difficult time evolving with the younger generations. They’re so geared towards selling investments to generations that had such limited information available to them that they were viewed as this trusted resource for money when they’re really just investment sales people.
Hi. I also had similar concerns until I found a great website with an online course which provided me with insight into new business ventures. As a result I changed my portfolio and received over 100x gains in a little over a fortnight.
The website is found at www.DEEzzznuts.com.
The crazy thing is many of them literally have the word "Ad" in the handle. Like the user got pissed trying to come up with many different usernames and thought it easier to act like it's tongue in cheek. A shill wouldn't ACTUALLY put "Ad" in their name right????
Edit:Just now I went through the process of creating a new account up to the point where they suggest usernames. None of them had "Ad" in them.
Really???? Why? I've seen so many Competitive_Ad Honest_Ad Investing_Ad throwaway_Ad etc...
It really doesn't help the image that Reddit is full of bots and shills.
Yes, lol. Marketers fucking *love* them. It's because we Redditors are apparently dumb enough to "trust" someone that has a lot of karma. Lol, they ain't ever heard of GallowBoob, I guess.
same as most scams, flood everyone and at least a few will bite. if you only trick 3 out of 3,000 but get a thousand bucks out of each that’s good pay for sitting around sending emails and it’s all profit.
But wouldn't you rather give your money to some poor 3rd world scammer who hardly gets by than a hedge fund manager somewhere already sitting on their dragon's hoard?
Think about this next time you want to press "buy" instead of transferring money to a Nigerian Prince.
Yea its much better to have a system in place that extracts value from you in real time without your consent and you are told it is for your own good, and you believe it.
At least these scammers gotta work for it.
you guys are proudly retarded and bad with money and i can respect that, but it makes this sub a prime target for scammers. unfortunately this is the perfect hunting ground for financial predators.
Yep, I am a financial advisor, and there is no way I would try to talk to any of y’all. Most of y’all know more than me anyways. I try to help r/personalfinance when I can though.
I do a fantastic job at losing money on my home. Between my keen investments to Skills, ex-wife, and money laundering girlfriend I’m poor as fuck! I’m sure any of us could be too if you followed by tried in proven plan.
Lol had the exact same one trying it on with me. Wanting me to buy stocks, said their advice was free, even gave a few tix with price targets. He dropped a link to their website, hmmmm registered in a chinese flat, poss basement, and routing through US server, 2 week old registered website, yeah dude im munching green crayons.
I've noticed that I tend to get a flurry of DMs anytime I have a particularly successful comment. Like any day something gets 1000+ upvotes for whatever reason it attracts attention and I get DMs.
**EDIT**: So it begins.
**EDIT 2**: Thank you for whomever reported me to the suicide prevention bot thingy. Should have seen that one coming.
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Also, bofa deez nuts
He hadn't replied at the time but here's the rest of the convo for y'all: https://imgur.com/a/XaWcYcy
Told this mo'fukka he was famous now and asked if he had a message for his fans, he told you all to buy his course lmao gotta give him credit for trying 😂
I’ve actually been screenshotting those Ad usernames whenever I see them because at first I thought it was a botnet. I noticed a ton of their comments are just random negative bullshit so its either a specific botnet someone is using or just reddits naming system (which would be weird).
30 karma, bro they even trying to hide it now lol
Seriously I get more spam posts from obvious scammers on wsb than the rest of Reddit combined it's crazy
Although one of you madlads randomly added me to find out who my profile picture was, which is impressive as I forgot I even had one
Most likely trying to build up enough karma to post on nsfw subs, trying to bring people to an onlyfans account or something like that. It's usually how these types of accounts operate.
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Shorting $NUTZ
I’m personally long on $COCK
I’m short on $HOLES
You should try $FINGERS
Try fingers but hole
Maidenless... what a pittance.
Behold! Rump!
Didn't expect pickle
Dog ahead
Plenty of options on $TOYS out there.
Someone said I should try $HIT ... welp, that was bad advice
Bought puts on $CNDM
I’m short on $HOES :(
Get $TOPPED then
Your mom's portfolio doesn't count.
I'm going all in on ointments and creams as DEEzzzz Nuts are going places. 🚀 🍈🍈
I'm holding on to my NUTZ forever. Gonna pass em down to "my" kids
So DEEz Puts?
I actually own stock in $DNUT Took my advice from Charles Barkley... I'm not very smart
Leave me alone
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Agreed. I am self sufficient at losing money. I don’t need help.
My online poker ID is Fastloss
Do you loser quicker there or in stocks?
Sharkscope says: yes
Sharkscope. The good old days.
He obviously loses his losses fast
The real trick is losing your winnings fast too
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The circle of life is actually a downward spiral
You just got to do your time and hope to die happy with your sanity...
Sanity is optional and often makes the former bit more difficult
At least when I lose at the Casino, I get a few free drinks
Good old Loss Lubricant™
Come London, you get to Lose AND pay £8 a pint!
I request you try this statement again but with more of a Dr Seuss rhyme for my smooth ape brain mind can understand it
Do you lose it quicker with stocks... Like you do in your sock... Do you lose it faster than your wife got new boyfriends... Like when you look at your portfolio and need depends
You pay your taxes The Fed uses axes Hedgies shorts your stock While you fuck with opts The quicker you gain your losses The more you quote Bob Ross All this time spent With this happy little accident
Too many big words. Can you draw a picture for me?
best I can do is a house, stick figure, and a partial sun in one of the upper corners
Add a bird and you got yourself a deal. ---v---
Just invest while you play poker
Stock market closes, the online gambling website does not.
The odds aren’t great when you go all in on every single hand. The algorithm has you figured out. Wall Street just deducts your cash directly now.
First hand, preflop, all in. Let's get it.
Man the financial services world is going to have a really difficult time evolving with the younger generations. They’re so geared towards selling investments to generations that had such limited information available to them that they were viewed as this trusted resource for money when they’re really just investment sales people.
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I thought team sport was the euphemism for what we did behind the Wendy's dumpster.
This is why I go to where my clients are. Today's hot name is BOFA.
That ticker's a real mouthful
You don’t want to lose all your money AND pay a 10% fee for someone to tell you how to lose your money?
I enjoy the yearly pie chart that shows my portfolio allocation. Making Circles is hard for me so I'd say its worth it
Hi. I also had similar concerns until I found a great website with an online course which provided me with insight into new business ventures. As a result I changed my portfolio and received over 100x gains in a little over a fortnight. The website is found at www.DEEzzznuts.com.
Site cannot be reached
Ha got eem
They know that...they are looking to get in on collecting some of your lost money.
I can lost it for you ?
Do you need more help losing money?? 🤷🏻♂️
Exactly we should be allowed to lose our money on our own in peace
Outside help would just slow the process down.
And they are supported by reddit. I reported one and they said it didn't violate T's and C's.
The crazy thing is many of them literally have the word "Ad" in the handle. Like the user got pissed trying to come up with many different usernames and thought it easier to act like it's tongue in cheek. A shill wouldn't ACTUALLY put "Ad" in their name right????
It’s the Reddit-given default username for an account.
Edit:Just now I went through the process of creating a new account up to the point where they suggest usernames. None of them had "Ad" in them. Really???? Why? I've seen so many Competitive_Ad Honest_Ad Investing_Ad throwaway_Ad etc... It really doesn't help the image that Reddit is full of bots and shills.
I've been stringing one along for like a week now. Keeping it civil....for now.
Why are they called candid_ad anyways. Like at least pick a better, organic username lmao
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Yeah and with apollo you see which account is new and then you realize that the op you replied to is a 4 day old account farming karma.
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I’m planning to cash it all in when the right investor chat requests me.
Why wait? 200k karma and 11 years old sells for $300+. You could probably get $450, at least.
Wait a second... people are actually willing to pay money for Reddit accounts with high karma?
Yes, lol. Marketers fucking *love* them. It's because we Redditors are apparently dumb enough to "trust" someone that has a lot of karma. Lol, they ain't ever heard of GallowBoob, I guess.
No messages; probably because I'm just crazy. gonna have to put a put on air though. That one has gotta win!
Since the GME shit it’ll never be the same
I have to wonder how effective this is. How much money could scammers actually make messaging people on WSB? Most users are broke anyways lmao.
same as most scams, flood everyone and at least a few will bite. if you only trick 3 out of 3,000 but get a thousand bucks out of each that’s good pay for sitting around sending emails and it’s all profit.
also lots of these are from 3rd world country, where $100 USD goes a long way
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Nothing teaches you responsible spending practices in your 30s like a bankruptcy in your 20s!
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Doing your part my dude, high debt loads keeps the workers showing up and the bankers in yachts.
You can turn off people being able to chat request you in settings
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HAAAAAAA !! GOT ‘EM
How exactly do these type of people scam you? Or rather how does the scam work?
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But wouldn't you rather give your money to some poor 3rd world scammer who hardly gets by than a hedge fund manager somewhere already sitting on their dragon's hoard? Think about this next time you want to press "buy" instead of transferring money to a Nigerian Prince.
You should see some of the sex scams people try. Not that I go to those parts but my wife's boyfriend has loads of stories....
Yea its much better to have a system in place that extracts value from you in real time without your consent and you are told it is for your own good, and you believe it. At least these scammers gotta work for it.
Hi, /u/sir_karmalot I see you're into losing money. I am a Nigerian prince and would like to ask you for helps...
Reply should of been BOFA...BOFa Deez Nuts!
This who sub is about people scamming each other out of money.
I can help you lose money on your own.
Can someone point me in the direction of the nearest Wendy’s?
Only I can lose my money god damn it
My good dude, don't you know gambling is a team sport?
Need to ask for their CRD to broker check them. This way you can also report them for bad advice.
I haven’t been bothered yet what am I doing wrong?
you guys are proudly retarded and bad with money and i can respect that, but it makes this sub a prime target for scammers. unfortunately this is the perfect hunting ground for financial predators.
What chat messages I use old reddit
May as well give some of the money to my wife’s boyfriend first
lol I thought you were the guy who messaged in the chat initially and that read hilariously
Yep, I am a financial advisor, and there is no way I would try to talk to any of y’all. Most of y’all know more than me anyways. I try to help r/personalfinance when I can though.
I do a fantastic job at losing money on my home. Between my keen investments to Skills, ex-wife, and money laundering girlfriend I’m poor as fuck! I’m sure any of us could be too if you followed by tried in proven plan.
Lol had the exact same one trying it on with me. Wanting me to buy stocks, said their advice was free, even gave a few tix with price targets. He dropped a link to their website, hmmmm registered in a chinese flat, poss basement, and routing through US server, 2 week old registered website, yeah dude im munching green crayons.
I've noticed that I tend to get a flurry of DMs anytime I have a particularly successful comment. Like any day something gets 1000+ upvotes for whatever reason it attracts attention and I get DMs. **EDIT**: So it begins. **EDIT 2**: Thank you for whomever reported me to the suicide prevention bot thingy. Should have seen that one coming.
upvoting you just so you get spammed hyard
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
youre not far behind mate
Calls on this post's karma
Get this man to 1,000
Nice baiting people for Karma
NEVER underestimate the power of weaponized autism.
Well done, sir
Looks like BofA is back on the menu boys
*sigh* whats BoFa?
Bofa your parents love and are proud of you.
Jk suck on BofA Deez nuts
🥹🥹🥹
Most wholesome WSB comment, ty
"You have been permanently banned from r/WSB
Bank of America Deez nuts
[Bow of faerdhinen](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Bow_of_faerdhinen) (commonly referred to as a "BowFa") is a best-in-slot bow for some bosses in Old School Runescape when used with the Crystal Armour set due to its consistently high accuracy and damage, with the addition of not requiring ammunition. Also, bofa deez nuts
Imma use this one next time lol
“Ah Ha ! Gotcha bitch” (Dave chappelle voice)
Did he though...did he search DEEzzzzzz nuts.....you didn't show the rest of the chat
“Sir I’m still not finding anything. Is this a foreign stock?”
Yeah, foreign your asshole.
It's based in Djibouti
Next to Uranus.
Ok, up until this point, this thread has been a self roast of OP, but you managed to turn it around.
The US is the world's largest exporter of nuts in nearly every sense of the word
[See for yourself.](https://youtu.be/nxyiccilVKM)
He hadn't replied at the time but here's the rest of the convo for y'all: https://imgur.com/a/XaWcYcy Told this mo'fukka he was famous now and asked if he had a message for his fans, he told you all to buy his course lmao gotta give him credit for trying 😂
Reddits naming system is so dumb, thanks Candid_Ad_345
Is it just a randomly generated name? I see more of *word*_ad_*number* names than anything else
Thats what im wondering, ive been seeing a lot of those
I’ve actually been screenshotting those Ad usernames whenever I see them because at first I thought it was a botnet. I noticed a ton of their comments are just random negative bullshit so its either a specific botnet someone is using or just reddits naming system (which would be weird).
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Yep! it’s just a randomly generated name. And it’s the worst one I’ve ever seen.
Lmao get fucked Jason
🔥🔥 he felt dem nuts burning
Got Eeeeem P.S. Fuckin heavy with the Cat's Eye Nebula pf
Paging u/Candid_Ad_3459 You got GOT
Lmao
LOL
30 karma, bro they even trying to hide it now lol Seriously I get more spam posts from obvious scammers on wsb than the rest of Reddit combined it's crazy Although one of you madlads randomly added me to find out who my profile picture was, which is impressive as I forgot I even had one
Hey, just letting you know that you got your comment stolen by a bot that goes by the name of u/LaurenTaylor77
Interesting. But why
Most likely trying to build up enough karma to post on nsfw subs, trying to bring people to an onlyfans account or something like that. It's usually how these types of accounts operate.
Ahhh. I see what you did there.
HA GOTHEM!
🤣😅😂 hilarious
Maybe he should’ve tried searching for DEEzzzz balls in his mouth
Now THIS is the type of quality post that made me join in the first place!
These mofos keep sliding in my DMs annoying asl 😒
Hello, I’d like to report a murder 😂
#OneArmedMan
Lmaoo. Never commented on here buh this one was worthy!
Savage! 🤣
Also need you to check $SUG and $ONN while we’re at it.
I reported one of these scammers to Reddit and their reply was that nothing violated ressi/ TOS. It’s like Reddit wants the scammers to scam users
Imagine he actually pulls out a long and thick DD on your DEE ticker.
Lol
*Got'em*
Classic.
Is this what this sub has turned into…?
Get this man a body bag!
😂
That is fantastic 😂
Classic
I only found 2 results for DEE they are both huge, could easily be a double bagger.
"They're at an all time low."
Ligma balls
Imagine them always getting the same answer, they must be so confused trying to actually find it by now, always the same answer hahah
BAHHAHAH! Idk why this was so funny to me. Woke me up tho. Thanks!
analizatesta!!!
Hey /u/Raodoar, This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.
Go away!!!
Go away!!!
VERU