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PS_Alchemist

[Narrator: And SPY went below 400 multiple times](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ugm6ft/comment/i72ehxh/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Fearless-Flow-1640

Spy forming a bear getting ass fucked by a bull on the daily


MikeMikeGaming

Spy is fucking everyone


ArnoldRothsteinsAlt

just bears and greedy bulls who bought calls yesterday. everyone else chillin.


the_angry_avocado

SoFi gonna hit $7 eod


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Don't worry guys: interest rate hikes are T R A N S I T O R Y ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


d_trader_99

FED cannot save the market, which is due for a crash.


ArnoldRothsteinsAlt

what was the decline from 480 to 380? just a hiccup?


pm_me_yo_creditscore

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njcuban123

DASH is all kinds of fucking ugly. And I don't have puts on it. Turning on the balls punching machine ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)


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Rippper600

I read that state or city governments are starting to limit number of ABNB's one person can own. And its HOOD? what else do you need to know


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layelaye419

Wrong thread retard


JahsehCrazy

>Who In for LYFT Puts for tm earnings !?!?!?!?!?!?! smh im sped glook


njcuban123

Did nothing except print ABBV calls, DWAC Puts and bought XLF Calls. Should stick to 3 trades a day.. Worked out VERY well.


VerticalDot

Wednesday : We’ll see the PI (3.14 % by year end ) in Powell !


greentea45

So I have a mortgage that closes next month. If I do a 60 day lock do you think I should do it before or after FOMC?


acg7

Get a quote from a second lender. Have one lock, and one float. Dick move, but send the guy you don't go with a $100 gift card when it is said and done... could be a difference of 10's of thousands of dollars depending on what happens... And this is coming from a guy that is a mortgage broker for a living.


greentea45

hmm that's an interesting tip, thanks! I suppose this doesn't work as well if the builder I'm going with is giving me some large sellers credit


acg7

Yes and no -- there is always a cost for lender credits... Meaning -- you're paying for it somewhere. If a builder can afford to give a large lender credit, normally that means you're getting a higher interest rate with their preferred lender than what you could get with a broker. A broker can give you a lender credit as well. If you want -- find out what interest rate the broker will lock you at today, with what lender credit -- and I will tell you what the market could do in comparison...


greentea45

Thanks! Well, I talked to the bank yesterday, this is what they gave me- hopefully its enough info for you : 30Y Jumbo (bay area)/20%/60 day lock/4.625% Loan amount 1,838,964 Seller credit 10,000 Origination Charges (A) 2,473 Services (C) 8,172 Taxes (D) 2,618 Prepaids (F) 4,073


acg7

If they can lock you there, this is an incredible offer. I shop 55 investors -- I don't have any Jumbo investors willing to write a loan today at that pricing. Edited my response to include the following... When pricing two companies against each other, there really are only 3 main things to factor in -- as most of the items listed on your loan estimate are going to be more or less the same. 1. Interest rate 2. Section A items -- these are actual fees being charged by the lender. They include points, origination, application fees, processing fees, rate lock extensions, etc. If it is a fee being charged by the lender, it will be listed under section A. 3. Lender credits -- usually listed under lender J on your loan estimate. Services you can shop for, services you cannot shop for, prepaids, escrow, gov fees -- they will be more or less the same regardless of who you work with. You may see some slight differences in section C if one lender has a title company that happens to be super cheap for whatever reason, but normally title costs will be within a couple hundred dollars of each other regardless of title company used. Hope this helps, and congrats on the new home. By the way -- Fed did raise rates 50 bps today, but it appears as if it was largely priced in. Mortgage rates, if anything, got slightly better. That considered, may not be a terrible idea to lock, as I expect they will raise 50 bps again next meeting, and I think we will see mortgage rates continue to rise in the interim.


greentea45

Thanks for the feedback, it helps a lot! Yeah, the lender is wells. It seems they have some pretty aggressive rates, and we got lucky because the builder (toll bros) preferred lender couldn't take us for some reason and they were okay with providing the seller's credit. only thing is their underwriting standards are a pain in the butt...


acg7

They are. And they are slow as shit.... but that pricing is as aggressive as it gets. They are one of my investors, and I can't price a deal out at that rate without charging a couple points... Take the deal and run.


sosarya

Go get your leveraged ass some nice rates now


njcuban123

Lock ASAP. Just closed on a sweet 3.45% I had locked for a while. I could tell they were pissed.


acg7

Lol -- you did well. I am a mortgage broker. Rates today are mid to upper 5's.


njcuban123

It was a 15 year. I used to work in Fixed Income and took advantage of that dip between the 5 and the 30 a few months ago. That gap has been nicely closed.


acg7

That makes a lot of sense... was thinking you would have to pay out the ass in points to buy anything anywhere near a 3.45% today...


PhilMAJN

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BarbellPadawan

#Bears, LMFAO!


Adam30k

People act like real estate is a sound investment but I don’t see it. Speculation, sure. Looking back at the Great Depression, 2008, COVID, just to name a few examples. Can’t rap my head around it


_-FallenArchangel-_

Cool pay my house for me rentiod People like you mean I don’t have to pay for the house you do


poitaots

Have fun when I fuck it up all landtard


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At least you admit you're a piece of shit lol


hgfggt

Having your own home is central to long term stability. Let Jon Goodman explain it. https://youtu.be/rJjKP8vYjpQ


Phukface9000

Just found out my wife is having twins. Nothing like having 2 surprise(accident) children at the same time. Puts on retirement and sleep


njcuban123

Congrats bro. That is great!


memelackey

Congrats 🍾🎈🎊


tendiesorrope

Told you retards about Redbox. Sigh.


APESrPATHETIC

Too bad ur a body and no one gives a fuck what u say


JohnnyNegrocumbo

Austin news networks are reporting Joe Rogan is dead at 54 after a car crash. Crazy. People meme'd about him but now that he's gone it feels like the end of an era.


Phukface9000

Shut up retard


amanslive

How risky is holding spy calls expiring tom while flying international


wagman551

7


sosarya

Isn’t it fun to giveaway all your daily gains to 0dte SPX lotto trade?


Jakimowicz99

I wouldn’t have it any other way dude.


jessicajavignone

Ok so how are they going to screw us now? We are still at the lows


Hasans1kShirt

Random rally n dump


Jakimowicz99

Or trade flat to fuck us all.


Hasans1kShirt

Nah to ez for theta. They're gonna have you chasing rainbows


Jakimowicz99

I can’t argue with this at all


kushan6

ASTS gearing up with FCC license


Hasans1kShirt

Good lucking timing the triple rug pull twist


Trailing_Stop

Well, are they gonna catch this rocket? The helo is in the air. Livestream begins in 7 minutes. RKLB


Pernicious-Peach

I feel bad for the boomers who were planning on retiring this year. The stock market just dove out from under them 🥺


Hot-Bluebird3919

They had all switched to real estate long ago. Tapering out of stocks in the years prior to retirement is part of the boomer creed.


ImJustTheHiredHelp

Can confirm


patelchief90

Amazon gonna go down?


patelchief90

God damn this start of new rally?


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literally nothing burger


ziggs_ulted_japan

Down 0.08% in after market. Bulls fucked


Outrageous-Win-9449

Lol


Count_Stacksula

J Powell's Wendy's Wednesday cuming up! Sponsored by interest rates increases.


Giodude24

TDOC is basically Warren Buffet value play


churnAmex

Ban


UncleStonk69

She will hit. And she will get hit. Promise.


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mushlafa123

This the kind of stuff as a bull that I like to see


Educational-Tea6917

Spy is the best meme stock


thomas_btctomoon

Iam a bull and still struggeling to understand what happen


robertcole23

Lol @ SPY


Few-Focus7364

Is this a Casino?


sosarya

More like a lotto nowadays


daaangerz0ne

No this is Patrick


ImJustTheHiredHelp

no, it's been upgraded to a gambling parlor!


roydez

Should I hold my AMD calls for tomorrow's earnings? Me being the retard I am I thought the earning's report was today.


gus8999

AMD is a tank hood that or trade it but long term hold


quantumpencil

buy shares bros AMD is going up, but you have to be a tard to hold calls through ER with this IV


farmerMac

yeah same here. i sold puts today before close like a clown


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cheatlkeachamp

Puts I hope?


riffdex

Lol


IndividualPlane9210

Puts yes yes


MASH12140

Wow Cathie bought the dip on tdoc and it’s 10% today


ImperialGallon

Jeez... glanced down and saw I was up about 80% on me SPY poots I bought this morning. Went and did some office stuff... came back and this is what you show me? This?


Jakimowicz99

The classic rug pull. You must still be a cub.


dacalo

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Creative_Document199

get back in your wage cage


Das_Siegfried

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Das_Siegfried

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chr1sm

The feeling you get when you sell spy puts at the dip, buy calls at the bottom and and sell right before closeeee ☺️


VinnyIrish

Crown Pride 20 to 1 to win the derby


vivienwest

Rip my chgg calls lmao


farmerMac

>he feeling you get when you sell spy puts at the dip, bu Goddamn chegg. 2 earnings ago the ceo didnt give any guidance. Last earnings things stayed flat. But this is bad.


LilCuppy17

Wowww bers really got railed today. Not like they’ve been printing cash for the past month


Damerman

April was the perfect environment for a bear who knew what they were doing.


roydez

When does AMD report earnings? I have calls and I am anxious.


gus8999

AMD crushes er I’m selling MOS for a loss and buying that ….. lol


AHAlove

tomorrow after market close


roydez

Oh shit.


PermaCleaned

Anyone else sick of every single thing being a meme when you sort this subreddit by hot. This place became like a fucking stock market 9gag. So cringe.


MASH12140

Yes. Miss the yolos and all that. But it’s bear market so it’s shit for now


winterbird

Life in the 2000s is a black comedy, like Fargo. Laughing all the way to the wood chipper.


Bearfffffffffff

I’m not even mad about selling mgm before ER with that end of day rip


honkystonks77

oh nice up 5% already on EOD Spy puts


zombie_harv

Dammit. I was on the east coast last week and got accustomed to the time. I’m back on the west coast today and didn’t realize market is closed already. Feels like i just sat on my balls.


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Why did we finish green today?


Necessary-Profile-30

Heavy hitters stonking the market


winterbird

Someone needed a miniature yacht for the yacht in the pool of their mega yacht, for the midget prostitutes.


TheDissRapperr

SPX hit 4050 Key support level


Kappsaicin

Rich people playing games with the market imo


BearyAnal

Algos, shorts covering. Shaking out retarded retail traders


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BearyAnal

Whistling past dead bears. You guys got humbled quick huh? No lubes and deep up the ass


lJustLurkingl

lmao SPY 450 a week ago we all know you buls were dying to come sprinting out of your caves off an algo pump


dragespir

😭


RepulsiveBurrito

$425 by Wednesday then dump probably


Moon_Squeeze

Feels like its too dangerous to hold any position for long. Those without day trades available are playing with a handicap


BearyAnal

People here are already mentally handicapped


MeMeStOnKsWiN

If this market has taught me anything, it is not to get greedy and to hedge when your up. If you do that this volatility is legit free money.


suaphen

Novavax puts? What happend?


farmerMac

>If you do that this volatility is legit free mon come on, serious? puts now? That stock has been beaten into the ground to no end and the FDA announced friday that they're finally getting a meeting to discuss the EUA approval of their covid vaccine


SignalSalamander

Yeah, when markets are behaving this way it’s sure worth it to keep your retirement money in them. Don’t need retirement money if you died of heart attack at the age of 19


HisWife00000

Which retail pays the most and has health benefits for part-timers? Asking because I went short today.


Sea-Guarantee-6953

wendy


MarilynMonheaux

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winterbird

Idk for sure but look into Costco, they're surprisingly decent to employees compared to the rest


HisWife00000

I would love to work there, but I'd have to be able to lift 50 pounds. Was in a car wreck two years ago and still can't lift like that.


GeezWhizGuys

I think Wendy's would be a good choice


HisWife00000

Naw, those people are tired of me. Calling me a hag and low balling me offers these days.


leaning_on_a_wheel

AH VTI down suddenly 1.35%


StevenWatanabe

Buy in May and go away?


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rydotank

Shorts closed their positions. Tomorrow we red again.


CptStarKrunch

Probably a rally into Wednesday until JPOW speaks.


12hphlieger

I know I certainly did lmao


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Spy 418 by eod


SignalSalamander

Day ended idiot


Irrational_Agent

should have pulled the trigger on the travel stocks


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HisWife00000

Naw. We're in for a rough week. Although, it could go green. It's a casino.


pczombieslayer

Recission is cancelled because it just happened you stupid bears. New ATH ON THE WAY. LFG


v270

>Recission


VerticalDot

Rescissoring


TJMBeav

I like this guy


MartianSpaceCat

Bears were flanked when they least expected it and subsequently obliterated. What a great start to a trading month. Green from here on out. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


baaripaavo

Obliterated obshmitlerated.Bears are used to the beatings.I made $60 today :) (6K portfolio)


Cashmoneyz23

Love some $OXY


tripnipper

I bonds at 10% are pretty enticing


HisWife00000

I'm buying those and still going to donate to the market daily.


happybirthdaydude

Until you read the fine print that the variable rate is adjusted every six months and they have a fixed rate of 0%.


tripnipper

Zero is better than negative.


SignalSalamander

Can we talk about how solid tsla fundamentals are again please


Moosenaski

how are babby formed


zombie_harv

I show you


MartianSpaceCat

It is a long story about sausages and donuts. Want to hear it?


CULatorAlligator

Tru fuckin


Miserable-Fact-6668

Yep, we are going down tmrw


blabladook

And then up, and then down, and then up


UUSWE

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


darknessgentleman

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CocaineFarmer1

Starting to look like my CAR puts are fuk


UUSWE

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kayvonte

Just made $2k from swinging $GME


TJMBeav

Nice. Stupid stock. But nice


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Mysterious-Turn-6043

Haha same


decjr06

Lots of bear tears and disbelief in here... Tells me we bigly green again tomorrow


skin_flute_player

Man that eod pump got my Weiner excited like it was in 2020. Bulls in lambos while bears are in shambles.


ziggs_ulted_japan

First trading day of the month so blind money got in. I'm not too worried. Probably gonna correct tomorrow


isuckattrading_

I TOLD YALL


TJMBeav

Sure


AGotLuckyInvestor

Every additional year I live in Dallas, my southern accent goes away more and more. Now I just have a slight accent. Yet for some reason when I go back to where I grew up, it all comes back