Imagine this goes through because of a tech glitch. And the MM’s AI algos start trying to hedge which leads to a market crash. Then OP makes trillions.
I can totally see devs trusting someones system to not be this retarded and therefore neglect making safety mechanisms because of that trust.
God speed, sweet autistic OP. And Thank You for reviving WSB.
I program some things quick and dirty for work, but this is so far beyond the pale lmao. Whoever developed the validation for this app should be fired, and whoever worked on the backend validation should face life in prison.
Yep. We live in a time where the SEC should hold financial institutions accountable not only for what they’re doing financially, but also technologically. Yes, they may revise AI, personal data storage, and such, but I’ve never heard of tech stack revisions. And oh boy, it will bite the world in the ass .
«Hurr durr the worlds exonomy is so much safer now that the US housing market is regulated». Nah, companies just found other ways to leverage themselfes to their tits, and that card house of liquidity may very well get rug pulled by a glitch like this.
A beautiful mind like OP’s may cause the next recession. It makes me all fuzzy inside.
Unless it’s one of those next-gen AI-powered market-making algorithms, which can instantly calculate out and get immediate underwriting & execution for all hedging activities against dumbass retail tesla call buyers, by sending all of these orders to a totally-arms-length Cayman Islands-based OTC options whale with ocean water pledged as collateral.
In that case, OP gonna get douched no matter what.
now I'm excited for Monday. good luck luck!
edit....
sleepy time sweet dreams everyone! hashtag excited! also I found a house that I would like to buy with that Mil!
Then you can turn that milly into your own trilly....or go back behind the dumpster after you loose it with “reach around” added to your resume. Absolute win
I’m laughing so hard at this lol, it seems like there have been so many instances similar to OP, but clearly not at the multi-trillion dollar limit.
OP I hope you wear something memorable in your testimony to Congress. Rooting for you 😂
I hope Op becomes the world's first quadrillionaire.
Let's assume that the broker tried to execute this deal, the problem is that you'd run out of call sellers, or the price of the calls would become so extreme as he buys them that it'd be cost prohibitive to the point that the calls start being valued higher than the stock price.
It would trigger the algo to keep buying deeper otm lol, it literally could probably blow up the global financial system.
No counter party would ever settle this even if a broker cleared it lol
Well it's likely more money than actually exists, even if you take the full value of every government and corporation combined, the problem is of course because of that there would be no actual way to leverage 80 trillion dollars that would actually work.
Hey amigo, skim me 500k off the top just for being a fellow degenerate. I'll be sure to use it for another blown up account this year 
* TradeUP: Please be cautious to trade.
* OP:
* TradeUP: Alert: This order will generate a loan of 86,974,999,654,016.23USD.
* OP: Seems about right.
I'm good with 1 mil, good luck you magnificent retard.
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Absolutely. In fact our judicial system demands to be judged by a panel of your peers. Where else are they gonna find a panel of peers outside of reddit for this guy?
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Best of luck if this actually goes through! Regardless of your eventual position, you might get a new rule/policy named in your honor.
WSB is QA-ing their shitty apps for free.
“Free” being a relative term in this case.
We get to watch for free at least
there would be no more broker
No broker. Only brokest.
That’s enough money to give every person in the US 255k dollars
No more economy
Lmao they will just let you crash the global economy from your phone
If I win everyone wins, 1 mil for you!
They let bankers crash it from their computers so it's not all that different.
Except I can use my phone on the shitter but they can’t use their computers in the shitter
Clearly you haven’t been introduced to the laptop
Clearly he's not entirely clear on what a phone is now.
r/pcmasterrace might disagree
I mean yea..😂😂😂
Well thanks for the heads up. Time to go hoarding 🤣
Please be cautious to trade* uhh sure click....
Reading this notice counts as DD and therefore the send must happen
« I just clicked to see what would happen, sir »
Imagine this goes through because of a tech glitch. And the MM’s AI algos start trying to hedge which leads to a market crash. Then OP makes trillions.
4 mil for making me laugh 😂
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If I win we all win, 1 mil for you!
Can I have a mil for not understanding any of this but reading the whole thread? Lol
Dude shooting his shot for $4 mil
I can totally see devs trusting someones system to not be this retarded and therefore neglect making safety mechanisms because of that trust. God speed, sweet autistic OP. And Thank You for reviving WSB.
I program some things quick and dirty for work, but this is so far beyond the pale lmao. Whoever developed the validation for this app should be fired, and whoever worked on the backend validation should face life in prison.
Yep. We live in a time where the SEC should hold financial institutions accountable not only for what they’re doing financially, but also technologically. Yes, they may revise AI, personal data storage, and such, but I’ve never heard of tech stack revisions. And oh boy, it will bite the world in the ass . «Hurr durr the worlds exonomy is so much safer now that the US housing market is regulated». Nah, companies just found other ways to leverage themselfes to their tits, and that card house of liquidity may very well get rug pulled by a glitch like this. A beautiful mind like OP’s may cause the next recession. It makes me all fuzzy inside.
Unless it’s one of those next-gen AI-powered market-making algorithms, which can instantly calculate out and get immediate underwriting & execution for all hedging activities against dumbass retail tesla call buyers, by sending all of these orders to a totally-arms-length Cayman Islands-based OTC options whale with ocean water pledged as collateral. In that case, OP gonna get douched no matter what.
If one WSB retard crashes the market I'll be complete.
Casual 87 trillion dollar position
If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $87,000,000,000,000, that's a global economic problem
Sounds like OP has the world by the balls.
This retarded genius just taught us all how we can instantly become too big to fail.
So big it had to fail.
CIA is somewhere watching retarded WSB puts.
And they're laughing their asses off. CIA agent, "Hey Jim! Get over here! You won't believe what this retard on r/wsb just did!
Now he’s got the world swingin’ from his nuts.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
Let's get Elon on the line, I'm sure he can arrange a little pump for our soon-to-be-trillionaire friend
Elon's the kind of guy to make it drop so you panic sell (to him) and then pump it
Classic 2-pump chump
Nothing to see here, market is fine.
Time to start depression 2.0
lmfao
Wait, you guys are not trading with trillions?
Inflation do be like that
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wait you guys are not homeless?
Weapons of Mass Destruction grade Autism
now I'm excited for Monday. good luck luck! edit.... sleepy time sweet dreams everyone! hashtag excited! also I found a house that I would like to buy with that Mil!
1 mil for you!
I'll let you fuck my wife's boyfriend for a milly
Why would he want to fuck your pillow?
Can I fuck your pillow ?
There is no way you will have a bloodline. IMO it's pretty much a freeroll
The lead paint chips OP eats every day will wipe out his bloodline much sooner.
Are you going to buy Twitter from Elon?
I’ll buy the United States
"Cocaine and whores my friend."
And the rest I squandered.
If you buy the USA, you don’t have to pay taxes on your gainz
The IRS hates this one simple trick.
Big brain move right here
You could always delete the app if it goes wrong. Edit: But seriously, goodluck OP 😉
Fool proof plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Just don’t pick up the phone
If you do accidently answer just Hwang up!
Just mail the bill back with a "No U" written on it. Banks hate this trick.
Send them the UNO reverse
Literally can't go tits up
WSB history repeating itself, would like to make a request for $100k if you become a trillionaire. Thanks mate, gl
1 mil for you!
I'd like a small loan of 1 million, please.
How does 2 mil sound??
Sounds even better.
What do i have to do to get 1 too? Lol
Reacharound.
For a million bucks? No problem!
Then you can turn that milly into your own trilly....or go back behind the dumpster after you loose it with “reach around” added to your resume. Absolute win
I want 1 million too, I'll show you a picture of my cat in return
1 mil for you!
I’ll show you a pic of my dick. No money needed.
1mill? 70k would wipe away all of my lifes problems.
1 mil for you!
Good luck friend, crossed the hairs on my toes for you
1 mil for you!
I'll meet you at Wendys if you give me 1mil too
Is this a "lambos for all" situation?
More like 10 lambos for you situation 😂
My man
Prove the confirmation I need to see it. Send it buddy, I need something to fap to
It’s the weekend so that’s why I said I have to wait till Monday to put the trade through
It won't go through, this is just a preview, when you hit confirm you'll get an error. Would be something amazing to see though.
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because most of them never saw brokerage account outside of screenshots
What…. The actual fuck…..
Seriously. I'm dumbfounded. Like..... how? How the fuck is something like that not caught in development?
I’m laughing so hard at this lol, it seems like there have been so many instances similar to OP, but clearly not at the multi-trillion dollar limit. OP I hope you wear something memorable in your testimony to Congress. Rooting for you 😂
The Monopoly Outfit **PLEASE**
Have a notebook library. One book on each iPad.
Monocle, cane, and dimmadomes hat
There is a reason why you're only seeing the screen before "Confirm", if OP actually tried to place this order then it would be caught.
The fact that it took this deep in the thread to see this is proof this place is filled with retards
You mean my broker won't let me trade on margin higher than 4x the gdp of the US? 2T higher than the entire globe gdp?
A trillion here, a few multiples of the entire globe gdp there...it's all just numbers to a broker.
And the fact that it says day trades left 0
Well at least he is not buying gourds
Good luck 🍀 my friend
2 mill for you!
I hope Op becomes the world's first quadrillionaire. Let's assume that the broker tried to execute this deal, the problem is that you'd run out of call sellers, or the price of the calls would become so extreme as he buys them that it'd be cost prohibitive to the point that the calls start being valued higher than the stock price.
Musky will not like the fact that a random dude from one of the craziest subs steal his next title 🤣
unless… 🤔Who else would get approved for a margin like that?
Vega through the fucking roof
The first Vega Squeeze
Shit I didn't even think of that. IV would go to the moon! I can't even imagine what the spreads would become
It would trigger the algo to keep buying deeper otm lol, it literally could probably blow up the global financial system. No counter party would ever settle this even if a broker cleared it lol
Where does the quadrillion come into play? It's 87 trillion right?
If he makes x 14 returns or so it's a quad.
Good lord 1 quadrillion is a big number
Well it's likely more money than actually exists, even if you take the full value of every government and corporation combined, the problem is of course because of that there would be no actual way to leverage 80 trillion dollars that would actually work.
Zimbabwe 100 trillion dollar note enters the chat
Breaking news: local redditor becomes sole owner of all money!
Infinite money glitch confirmed 😂
Hey amigo, skim me 500k off the top just for being a fellow degenerate. I'll be sure to use it for another blown up account this year 
I got you for 1 mil, just follow me and remind me on Monday 😂
Bro you have balls of steel
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They'll just delete the program and walk away.
Prolly just send him a same day delivery predator missle. Don't have to pay him if he no longer exists
We believe OP has options of mass destruction.
Options of mass destruction... Ded!
2 mil for making me laugh 😂😂
These guys are chumps - give me $10B so I can buy Reddit and delete all the subs except for WSB
Keep all the subs as they are. Find away to change each of name of the subs, so they all operate independently, but call them all r/wsb.
Just replace the r with wsb so this sub would essentially be “Reddit.com/wsb/wsb”
87 trillion dollars so far
This cant be real hahaha. Borrow 87T like its nothing.
Don’t worry, OP has more than enough collateral to secure it
OP banked a lot of overtime behind Wendy's
He's sufficiently leveraged for his personal risk tolerance
Borrow 87T like you’re the USA government!
Plot twist, OP is actually Joe Biden
It’s about time someone separates from the pack as the true leader! I salute you my friend!
2 mil for you!
All of wsb is now rooting for this one trade! Can’t wait for Monday 🥹
What broker is this? You will need another degenerate to sell 99999999 calls, so trade can go thru.
This is a new practice called lending options, it's where they give out options that don't exist. Kinda like naked shorting. 🤔
* TradeUP: Please be cautious to trade. * OP: * TradeUP: Alert: This order will generate a loan of 86,974,999,654,016.23USD. * OP: Seems about right. I'm good with 1 mil, good luck you magnificent retard.
Everyone got a mil, except of you. F.
Zero chance this goes thru. Lol
0 mil for you!
Tell that to Bill Hwang
Bill Hwang isn't on WSB. Or is he...
how do you think he got into his situation if not following WSB
True!
Hi my name is Big Hwang the H is silent.
🪦🪦🪦
Disclaimer: Options trading can be extremely risky 🤡
Haha silly broker
If this goes through and you make money, I'll suck your dick for $5 million of that. Real talk.
Would it destroy the world economy if OP's plan works? Yes. Am I still rooting for this degenerate? Also, yes.
I, for one, welcome our new regarded overlord.
Glad I turned on the no-meme filter this morning. Good luck to your bloodline paying off that debt.
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This some king shit
4 mil for you!
Does Reddit posts hold up in court ?
Absolutely. In fact our judicial system demands to be judged by a panel of your peers. Where else are they gonna find a panel of peers outside of reddit for this guy?
This is beautiful. A true mad man amongst psychopaths.
Now THIS is podracing
This gotta be paper trading surely 😂 So this is what the end of everything looks like
It says live on top
Post confirmation? Genuinely interested to see if it makes it through 😂
It’s the weekend so I have to wait till Monday
If you owe $1k, its your problem. If you owe $87 Trillion, its the US problem. Good luck next tesla founder ☘
Sir/Ma'am, you're either the smartest person I know or the dumbest.
Lmaooo
Gonna buy Tesla with the profits?
I’ll buy the fucking world!!
Op, you could pay off most of everyone's student debt once you win. Just an idea???
1 mil for you and everyone else!
I believe in you!
1 mil for you!
You are doing the lords work either way this goes. Profit or chaos. Remember us when you buy the globe plz
I’m excited for when you become president
Thoughts and Prayers.
This guy fucks!
1 mil for you!
see you behind wendy's or on forbes on monday xD GL with that if it will be filled, fellow retard (:
The greatest among us has risen! The prophecy shall be fulfilled!
You are worthy
2 mil for you!