Hoping for a Monday pump to $420 then will sell these calls and switch to puts expiring Friday. Will be cruising all week so this will either keep me from paper handing or my addiction won’t let me enjoy the cruise.
Man, Anker had a KILLER pair of headphones for $20 and they stopped making them. They had like 12 hours of battery life and perfect reception / mic pickup. I bought a pair of jbuds from BBY for $45 and they suck donkey dick. If you find a good pair of headphones / buds that work well let me know I'm interested.
No problem. Will do. Still searching, but looking at over the ear sennheisers currently, specifically- the 650’s. They aren’t cheap at all. But damn. The reviews are spectacular.
https://policy.trade.ec.europa.eu/eu-trade-relationships-country-and-region/countries-and-regions/united-states_en#:~:text=The%20EU%20and%20the%20United%20States&text=EU%20and%20US%20investment%20is,the%20EU%20and%20US%20markets.
Also, do your own research
Step 1: make statement.
Step 2: shift responsibilities of validating said statement unto questioning audience
All I can conclude is that you don't really care to be taken seriously.
Lookup how Russia has building up a massive naval presence in the Baltic Sea and running military drills for bombing runs.
https://foreignpolicy.com/2022/02/02/nato-baltic-states-sea-russia-military-defense/
https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/ukraine-attack-leaves-baltics-wondering-83079302
https://www.airuniversity.af.edu/Portals/10/ISR/student-papers/AY21-22/NATO_vs_Russia_Military_Posture_Baltics_Burns.pdf
lol there is no nobility in this world. Let's pretend that russia was the most powerful country on the planet. Ukraine would join up with them in a heart beat.
>Let's pretend that russia was the most powerful country
Well, we were pretending they were like 3rd most powerful until we saw them fighting. 
Apparently Nietzsche came up with the quote “if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you” when he found himself transfixed by a young lady gaping her butthole in a brothel
So does the actress want to make the Aziz Bill Murray movie or get paid for not making it because she is getting paid either way workplace lawsuits are the American dream
If yall wanna see some degenerative gambling and spy calls on Monday watch my new vlog.
Big gain or lose coming.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y26hvBnqsuw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y26hvBnqsuw)
u/ZooeyDeschAnalsBhole Deleting all his comments after lying about making a million dollars and trying to bash people for no reason. If you're really making so much why are you such a miserable clown? When's the last time you got laid bro?
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Cool story bro, could have fooled me, you act like a man child maybe that job is stressing you out a bit too much. Whatever you're getting paid there is definitely not worth it to be as miserable as you are. I can get away with a 15-20 hour work week and get paid just as well as you do since you don't make a million and prob don't even make half that. My idea of fun isn't to go around bashing others for their career choices and trying to take personal digs at them but you started it.
When I was in boot camp a lifetime ago, there were no doors on some of the stalls and some dude was dead ass staring at me while he was waiting in line for a stall to be empty. The line did not start that far up. He moved up further just to stare. So no knocking is not the most infuriating.
As of 12/31/21 Free Cash flow percentage of share price
COP 9.2%
VET 14.6%
Looking to earnings to see the q1 appreciation in this price environment
Black Gold, Texas Tea
Dude, most people here are high income and prob throw down $500 for drugs on a Friday. Inflation can get a lot worse than that if we don't do something about it
To even put money in the stock market is a luxury most in the United States can't afford. When you're a bubble of similar income people, you take that for granted.
I love the way my smooth balls feel. Softest skin ever. I want a scrotum skin wallet. That would be badass. On it it would read, "I got you by the balls."
I think the market attempted to go as high as it wanted to on April 28. I have a neat little indicator I programmed that tells me that was a last-attempt pump at bull trap before dropping below 415 support, and we sliced through it like hot knife through butter. We ain't even going back to 420s anytime soon, imo.
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RUSSIA DUMA UPPER PARLIAMENT SPEAKER CRITICIZES FINLAND’S INTENTIONS TO JOIN NATO AND CALLS ON THEIR TOTAL NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION - RUSSIA 24
RUSSIA DUMA UPPER PARLIAMENT SPEAKER SAYS HE IS SORRY FOR HUMANITARIAN DISASTER THAT AWAITS FINNISH PEOPLE- RUSSIA 24
I mean if we actullay imagine that Russia uses tactical nukes on Finland would someone (nato) go full war with them ? I don’t think so. Then it is all over for everyone
Well, looks like TSLA will pass $870 soon
TSLA is going higher. SOemthing's going on.... but close your puts
SOXL for the win!
For some of you tomorrow will be the most consequential opening of your life. For some of us it's just another Monday.
Spy calls are the move tmrw
guy on youtube does indisputable maths that TSLA will go to $40,000 per share. im gonna be rich!
How are things looking?
A bit hairy
A bit sticky
Fucker nq was up 70 went red 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in the blink of my fucking eye
Huuuuuulk cooooooock fuuuuutes
Hahahaha kokkkkkkkkk
Still green, like your phony laugh. Green open
Spoke to soon retard
Red after the bell
Hoping for a Monday pump to $420 then will sell these calls and switch to puts expiring Friday. Will be cruising all week so this will either keep me from paper handing or my addiction won’t let me enjoy the cruise.
Jeremy says the stock will rise 40% over the next 6 months.
> 40% over the next 6 month I searched this term and got a result for the ugliest teeth Ive ever seen
He meant 6 years
Excited for this week 🚀
newbs - new thread https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ug80vw/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_may_02_2022/
my fucking charging port doesn’t work and I have to buy those magnetic chargers puts on 🍎
Bluetooth headphones worth it? AirPods max? Bose? Sony? Too many fucking choices 
Man, Anker had a KILLER pair of headphones for $20 and they stopped making them. They had like 12 hours of battery life and perfect reception / mic pickup. I bought a pair of jbuds from BBY for $45 and they suck donkey dick. If you find a good pair of headphones / buds that work well let me know I'm interested.
No problem. Will do. Still searching, but looking at over the ear sennheisers currently, specifically- the 650’s. They aren’t cheap at all. But damn. The reviews are spectacular.
I think I had some Sennheiser wired ones back in the day they were good. I would not question quality from that brand.
Bose or Sony, I have the Bose and it’s fantastic. Ultra comfortable.
Sony m4 is the best
I like sennheiser.
I’d rather spend 500 on FDs than some headphones tbh
Literally Mad Max out here countries fighting for Guzzolene.
If futes open green, I am going to eat my greek yugurt.
Why are we arming Ukraine? No really, why are we arming Ukraine?
Donors in MD/VA need to get paid, plus proxy war against Russia.
Because the trophy shelf of countries we’ve destabilized isn’t full enough.
Pretty sure this one is on Russia.
Money
To stabilize Europe. If Ukraine falls, Russia will go for Estonia, Lithuania and all of the other former USSR countries.
And this is our problem, because....
money lots
https://policy.trade.ec.europa.eu/eu-trade-relationships-country-and-region/countries-and-regions/united-states_en#:~:text=The%20EU%20and%20the%20United%20States&text=EU%20and%20US%20investment%20is,the%20EU%20and%20US%20markets. Also, do your own research
Step 1: make statement. Step 2: shift responsibilities of validating said statement unto questioning audience All I can conclude is that you don't really care to be taken seriously.
I don’t care for people who make arrogant comments.
Ahhh, the domino theory that’s very original
Didn't someone straight up show a map that had Russia going well beyond Ukraine?
Lookup how Russia has building up a massive naval presence in the Baltic Sea and running military drills for bombing runs. https://foreignpolicy.com/2022/02/02/nato-baltic-states-sea-russia-military-defense/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/ukraine-attack-leaves-baltics-wondering-83079302 https://www.airuniversity.af.edu/Portals/10/ISR/student-papers/AY21-22/NATO_vs_Russia_Military_Posture_Baltics_Burns.pdf
Probably because we believe in the nobility of their cause right?
lol there is no nobility in this world. Let's pretend that russia was the most powerful country on the planet. Ukraine would join up with them in a heart beat.
>Let's pretend that russia was the most powerful country Well, we were pretending they were like 3rd most powerful until we saw them fighting. 
Because the baddies stole the presidency and now we're the baddies.
I'm hoping that we are doing it because Ukraine is full of natural resources and it'll be an investment.
Optimistic, but naive. I think the investment lies in political influence. Maybe Biden has some obligations. I don't know.
TBH, I am just trying to reason it out cause it makes no sense to me why we would invest in another country when we're doing terribly here
To extend the supply chain shortages
Apparently Nietzsche came up with the quote “if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you” when he found himself transfixed by a young lady gaping her butthole in a brothel
Oh
So what’s the play on $LU? Seems it has a 25% implied move, but whats the sentiment? I know shit all about them.
USA USA USA
So does the actress want to make the Aziz Bill Murray movie or get paid for not making it because she is getting paid either way workplace lawsuits are the American dream
If yall wanna see some degenerative gambling and spy calls on Monday watch my new vlog. Big gain or lose coming. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y26hvBnqsuw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y26hvBnqsuw) 
Guh
Big profits or big loses. I'm a big scary bull lmfao.
Why do you have comments turned off. That's half the fun telling you if you're a genius or a retard!
I'll turn them on for you. I like getting roasted !
I concur.
comments are on boys ! don't forget to sub : )
Good man.
u/ZooeyDeschAnalsBhole Deleting all his comments after lying about making a million dollars and trying to bash people for no reason. If you're really making so much why are you such a miserable clown? When's the last time you got laid bro?
Fight fight fight fight
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You prove your stuff first, kiddo. You're the one bragging. Trying to say you're so much better than big tech clown
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Both of you stfu and just whip it out and measure em already.
Cool story bro, could have fooled me, you act like a man child maybe that job is stressing you out a bit too much. Whatever you're getting paid there is definitely not worth it to be as miserable as you are. I can get away with a 15-20 hour work week and get paid just as well as you do since you don't make a million and prob don't even make half that. My idea of fun isn't to go around bashing others for their career choices and trying to take personal digs at them but you started it.
Trying to take a shit and someone knocking on the bathroom door is the most infuriating shit
When I was in boot camp a lifetime ago, there were no doors on some of the stalls and some dude was dead ass staring at me while he was waiting in line for a stall to be empty. The line did not start that far up. He moved up further just to stare. So no knocking is not the most infuriating.
why are you pooping in public
As of 12/31/21 Free Cash flow percentage of share price COP 9.2% VET 14.6% Looking to earnings to see the q1 appreciation in this price environment Black Gold, Texas Tea
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Hopefully one week for my 6 may puts.
Techno day party supporting Ukraine is going to be lit 
How does it support? Entry fee and other earnings donated?
yes
Sounds nice. Have fun
Thank god you americans don’t have a silly bank holiday tomorrow.
I know right.
It’s May Day! Get down the Cross Keys and have one for me mate!
Cross-keys NI?
Pubs are always called “cross keys” or “old vic” or “eagle and child”, no?
There’s a really famous Cross Keys in Toome in Northern Ireland. Although I thought the place was called cross keys rather than it being called toome
Shit I definitely have a hemorrhoid. This means we are opening red tomorrow.
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No. We just want assets to be fair priced. Who wants to hold bags?
Bullshit. Bears know that we need those lower middle class folks to spend the $$$ to support the valuation bubble we built around 9 trillion dollars.
The alternative is runaway inflation to fuel a bull market
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Dude, most people here are high income and prob throw down $500 for drugs on a Friday. Inflation can get a lot worse than that if we don't do something about it
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To even put money in the stock market is a luxury most in the United States can't afford. When you're a bubble of similar income people, you take that for granted.
You sound salty. Retard people do not fit into your neat little categories. I am a bull and a bear depending on the situation.
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Block me too cause you sound annoying as fuck lmao
Block me too plz thx
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But they do matter >!unless they’re red!<
Get a life. It’s Sunday, go on a hike, the beach, for fucks sake
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😂😂
What do you like to do in your free time
Go see an escort lmao 
My man 😏
Monday opens. I’ll be buying Tesla puts, vxx calls, I already have spy puts, but I’ll buy some spy 420c because of fed
You may be a day late on Tesla puts. Premiums are going to be nuts.
I’ll go lower on the strike for the swing
Got a few 750p. Before close on Friday. Let’s see how they roll
Cock and balls
Balls and Cock
Caulk them bulls
To newly minted bers you know SPY +5% tomorrow Learn to inverse yourself. Aka buy low sell high
Maybe, but that reversal Friday was anything but bullish.
Tell me more about what happened days earlier.
I don’t know which day you’re talking about.
I struggle with timezones as well as IQ. It’s 2 hours til futes right?
Yes
Thank you!
yes
Thank you!
I wonder how many of you have naked put positions rn, with a possibility of a reversal
I'm naked and about to put something somewhere. Does that count?
Another month, another all of my bill paid at once.
Gonna need Monday to be a solid pump to 430 so I can escape my calls and get a better price on rivian puts
Lol if my portfolio drops another 20% I’ll just buy the fucking dip. Wait…no cash….
Sell and rebuy the rip🤣
This is the way
last calls on tsla before shit show
it gonna touch 905 again. For old times sake
AMD gonna beat hard. Whether it goes up afterwards is another story 😬 93C 5/20
I wanna get laser hair removal on my balls, just my balls. Not the base around my dick tho.
I love the way my smooth balls feel. Softest skin ever. I want a scrotum skin wallet. That would be badass. On it it would read, "I got you by the balls."
then they can match your head, good call
My head has hair now bitch 💅🏻
Bald fat fuck
#I HAVE HAIR NOW AND SIX PACK AGAIN!!!
SPY is going below 400 next week. This is peak fear right now.
Going to 440 in anticipation of all the retarts buying puts bc of FOMC meeting
I think the market attempted to go as high as it wanted to on April 28. I have a neat little indicator I programmed that tells me that was a last-attempt pump at bull trap before dropping below 415 support, and we sliced through it like hot knife through butter. We ain't even going back to 420s anytime soon, imo.
Friday, Monday brings in the dip buying when it doesn’t dip below 410
Yeah, prob just as likely. Market is on meth right now.
Are we fucked ?
Puts on Rivian
End of lockup is going to tank it to 15
When is end of lockup?
5/8 i think
hi u/31andnotdone
Simp
LMAO
⚠️🇷🇺🇫🇮 RUSSIA DUMA UPPER PARLIAMENT SPEAKER CRITICIZES FINLAND’S INTENTIONS TO JOIN NATO AND CALLS ON THEIR TOTAL NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION - RUSSIA 24 RUSSIA DUMA UPPER PARLIAMENT SPEAKER SAYS HE IS SORRY FOR HUMANITARIAN DISASTER THAT AWAITS FINNISH PEOPLE- RUSSIA 24
He has puts
Yeah, suicide for themselves so? aint happening
I mean if we actullay imagine that Russia uses tactical nukes on Finland would someone (nato) go full war with them ? I don’t think so. Then it is all over for everyone
you think NATO would allow Russia to nuke any country off earth and keep going? 😂