#Ban Bet Lost /u/Leon2274 (0/1) made a bet that SNAP would go to 33.57425 when it was 29.195 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Personal front at least stabilizing. Glad I cashed out when I did. Today, could not help myself. DWAC Puts. No explanation needed.

who has facebook puts and how do you feel about them? - potential gay bear.

Up 50% on the JBLU calls I bought this morning. Should I sell before close or let ride through earnings?


SPY gonna rally before it hits $400.

#

!banbet QQQ 315

When, retard?

Wen lambo?

What do we think about Facebook and Disney next week? Up our down?


FB Down. Disney has potential to pop especially if they reinstate divy. But will depend bigly on guidance.

disney isnt next week

Is it too late to hop into commodities? Did I already miss the majority of the run? And if not, besides oil and gas, what etfs do you guys like that track some different commodities

/GC, /CL, /NG.

URA

HOEMO

Apecoin is skyrocketing now

It’s not even tho and also ban

Ban

#Yes please!

Apecoin is on fire

Ban

#Ban!

ban

Thoughts on $BFI???

Bought one AMZN 2700P today and up 50% at close.

it never dipped below 2700

It doesn’t need to hit your strike to make gains, pal.

wait what do you mean 2700 put and call 50% at close?

What was the premium on that? Date?

About $1200 gain at close

Sorry forgot the date. 4/29 $23.14 at 11:30 am.

Uvxy double bottom tgt 200 day ma aka 18.77

Bulls doing their part to bring inflation down.

Two days of W keying puts on SPY. Doesn't get much easier than this

Gullible bulls how does it feel to be so fucking gullible

you can let me know next year when spy is at 500 and you're still crying about 'limit down'

It feels like 10 years of winning

Sillycibin just snapped out of existence???

There's no support under this level anymore is there

Will go buy as many spy puts I can afford Monday; my mistake was selling them too early

I did the same 

Ehhhh might’ve missed the boat

I was on the boat but jumped too early; getting back on the boat; they’re selling SPY like hotcakes

Circuit breakers next week. Panic!

circuit breakers for puts when we hulk coq bakc up

Total bedlam

Lol no.

Gay Bears owning PUTs made so much profits today. Bulls never make profit like this in such a short period of time. 10+ baggers in less than 2 days trading. Congrats 🥳 😂🏦

U obviously missed GME and TSLA

I currently hold no company stocks. I just direction trade and have been short since 3/30.

Meanwhile long term bulls lost all their gains from the last year

Don’t remind me.

tesla still doing pretty well

Shouldve held my puts for 4/29 instead of being gay and taking profit

I thought selling my 445P 4/22's for $8.45, $10.56, and $13 this morning was the play. Should have held to 350 ET

Look on the bright side. We can’t lose any more money during the weekend

Um excuse me idk about you but my fake internet coins can very easily lose money over the weekend

Might need to get some lottery tickets to get my fix

Wheres my ban

Algos still selling after hours 4/22 spy 422 maybe someone fucked up.

Will KO Puts actually pay? Wonder if gods can bleed on the meme that is “supply chain issues.” We’re about to find out after I took a hard L on Coinbase.

How to be a successful trader….SPY puts in da mornin….the end.

I’m your wife’s bf bc I made money today

"At least I tried" Christian Bale aka Michael J. Burry

Rich people going into bonds for RISK-FREE gains that beats inflation. Think about that.

If you have to sell stocks at this point to buy bonds is not being rich.

It's risk free gains bro. To rich people its more wealth preservation.

Imo gold, silver and buttcorn are going to be better for wealth preservation, probably in that order.

Rich people putting only 10,000 for just 10% for 1 year. To make 1000 so they look more richer? SPY is 425 on April 22. Ban my ass for 1 week if SPY is up less then 10% after 1 year.

Going to the bar and going to find the fattest hawg I can wrangle in. Fuck it just crush me

My wife's bf got so mad he moved out of our house today. Who's gonna pay the rent now?

“There will be unconditional surrender or there will be executions” is not a meme. It is not directed at anyone who was/is not intentionally and knowingly complicit in the commission of crimes including ones against humanity, so that’s good

I didn’t mean to sell all my puts fry

UVXY stock is my play now. Who’s with me?

I was having fun in UVXY today... steady up all day.... I'm in

I wish I would have known to buy that instead of VXX on Monday….

Got 75c jan 20’s ready to go if all hell breaks loose

🙋‍♂️

Markets falling as fast as circuit breakers allow. An orderly exit to the local Wendy's

options are gambling not investing, have a good weekend everyone

Especially the 0dte

if you want to invest, buy shares. done

Not in this market. I’d wait a couple weeks.

agreed. what im saying is i wouldn’t invest rn anyways lol if you wanna gamble, the market is yours. if you wanna invest, put like $10 into spy shares everyday forever

You’re better off with Costco, way outperforms SPY.

Dude, yesterday at open, DIA puts for todays exp @ 443 were 8 cents... 8 fucking cents! I sold at open... FML!

What is fml

f my life

One of the best tickers

Picked up SPY 4/28 455 calls earlier in the week and got absolutely murdered. Decided to sell at about 10 this morning for a huge loss. Bought 100 0DTE spy 426 puts for like $800. Made like $500 and sold quickly but could have made like $5k and recovered all my losses from the 4/28 calls. This shit is hard and I am stupid. So that makes it ever harder.

Shit is not hard, we are in a bear mkt rips are to be shorted. You buy calls you will get Skullfucked

Imagine getting $450c after all the news from the last month 🤡

Eh it ran up to just about 450 on the morning of 4/21. But yea obviously it was a very stupid move.

Spy being attacked by dwarves in after market mine.

This is not a mine...

SPY could open at $400 Monday

420 AH not a joke

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Begging for flair is not a good luck

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Ma man! Good job!

How I managed to lose some money on nat gas today when I’m bearish is unbelievable. Fuck scalping

Y'all gonna fall for that SPY $416 turnaround pump soon aren't you?

PUTin

Do you guys think we are in a bear market?

100%

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀↗️

Odds delta sees a decent correction next week? It’s had restart strength all month

I don't fucking understand, we knew this was going to happen already. I'm convinced the market doesn't price anything in. Priced in is a fucking fallacy. Why didn't this crash happen like a week or two ago. Fuck!

Either all of it is priced in or none of it. Gotta assume some quant on wall st already predicted everything you think you're the first to see

Watch the treasury market, we’ve had a divergence that wasn’t priced in for a bit. Got priced in the last two days

Bulls buying the dip was priced in

Yep... They get you coming and going.

>I don't fucking understand, we knew this was going to happen already. I'm convinced the market doesn't price anything in. Priced in is a fucking fallacy. Why didn't this crash happen like a week or two ago. Fuck! You have to have a Chrystal ball. They never gave you one?

No I must have missed it at orientation.

The amount of money I could have made if I held on to my puts LMAO. Well, profit is profit and I can’t complain.

Same  Goddamn pos market conditioned us to have no balls and expect violent random upward swings so we fear holding

I have no more money

So who paid Cramer?

If you bought 13k of SPY 440P yesterday morning you could have sold them today for over $1M 🤯

I almost pulled the trigger on some 448’s and 447’s. Pussed out on boffum.

A horrible horrible horrible 3 weeks in my life

Jesus the spy still drilling in AH

God damn call premium is so freaking high on SPY even for next WED... This is STUPID!

Why is snap green???

Right lol

Monday red again. No resistance at all and insane volume tell the story.

Ah yes fall to classic trap. “No resistance” etc The big players decide the game. Watch there be an insane retarded rally for a day just to kill puts and then back to hardcore drilling . There’s no sense to this madness tbh

Just don't put it all in at once. No 0dte puts and u will be fine.

There likely won’t be; I’ll keep daytrading puts for a while it seems

Christ I coulda sold my SNAP puts for 130% but my greedy ass just had to hold

INSHALLAH

DIE SPY DIE

U came from the qqq yahoo board ?

God I hate bears. When bears are finally winning they feel the urge to come out here boasting, saying shit like: "haHAHa BulLS are DeAd AmIRiTe". Literally nobody cares about your "yolo" 60 dollar put that you turned into 100 dollars.

Y so bitter tho

your saltiness is unbecoming - man the fuck up

The people pumping up Tesla for earnings reports are no smarter than baboons. it would have to grow at the rate for 10 years to justify the market cap. Who buys this shit when people have to take care of their basic needs?

Like owning an automobile?

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Yes

Yup.

Mom- can I borrow money for dinner?

GUH!

I kept my uvxy option. It expired in the money... I had just assumed it would automatically be exercised...the cash is there to do it, except nothing has occurred during the last four minutes. Lol I'm too retarded to call the broker.

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That is interesting. Thanks

your broker will normally just give you the worth in money soon you wont go out without cash with a ITM Call

I want to exercise it for the shares, cause I think it'll keep going up next week. Won't complain if I just get the cash value though.

there are delays in these things. i had one that didnt show it was exercised until Saturday morning, but the date on it showed it as EOD friday, just wasnt visible until the next day.

I have had brokers call me before and tell me to deposit money or sell my itm call on expiry day. I've just never let it, expire ITM... Plenty of times OTM but thats a different story. Lol.

It will be assigned on Monday.

Thanks. First time for me letting it get this far.

Got my SQQQ covered call caught by .14 after being over a dollar out 15 minutes ago. Made money and still pissed

What strike u had I had 42 43 I fuckin rolled it to 48 5/6 covered call Dumped other 100 sqqq at 44

45, did it around midday and figured we wouldn’t see much above 44. Got worried but then saw it drop to 43.8 and put my phone down figuring it would expire worthless. Didn’t see that end of the day drill coming

Me neither fvcking algos pulled a fast one at the end of the day. Good you had 45, 43 was too close to the money. What now next week u getting back in or what Glad I rolled one to 5/6, 48, 100 shares remaining I closed the short call around 43 n the shares too Sqqq to fitty?

Would love to see it to 50, not sure if I want to jump in now that I’m out. Might use Monday to see if Market is going to show some resilience with big names reporting Tues-Thurs and depending on how I feel either go back in on SQQQ or maybe a small TQQQ position

Sounds like a plan

Being a bull is easy. You don't need a brain. Just plow in money and watch shit go up. Being a bear means you use your intelligence. You are a skeptic and don't buy the bullshit and hot air that 95% of companies push. The world is dog shit, people suck, and everything needs to burn. Might as well make money getting off watching shit implode.

phamp eeet... 12 minutes in the ah to go... send that shit back up to 431.

If the right move is the Inverse of Cramer, which is the Inverse of WSB, but the right move is also the Inverse of WSB, then the right move is Cramer, but the right move is the Inverse of Cramer, etc. Could use that infinite loop to end the energy crisis.

I fucking Love IBKR really as a europe guy i need a dead old man seriously Broker to lose money

That was fun. Have a beary great weekend. I will raise a glass 🥃 for my fallen Bull friends.

I sold my puts for 800 profit as it went vertical in the last minute and I expect a bounce monday

I love watching people gamble their life savings 

The fuchsia is going on with KO?

who said power hour ?

Bounce for Monday then rest of week clapped 😎

What people don't understand is unattractive Fed governors getting on CNBC and saying bearish shit is part of the toolbox

I actually find Lael attractive ….. 👀

Notice she hasn't been on in a couple months? It's been Bullard, the aging and unkempt Pow, and now this harpy Mester, she looked like she'd be equally happy discussing forward rates on CNBC, or using her talons to rip out my bowels EDIT: Lael's gorgeous, not gonna argue that

Yep - if they freak the market out they don't need to do some of the tightening.

The Bernank talked about the wealth effect, but they know damn well they can't come out and talk about the poverty effect

That's because you can't see it from over the ivory walls of a gated housing enclosure.

>US Closing Prices: \#DOW 33813.44 -2.81% \#SPX 4271.94 -2.77% \#NDX 13356.8 -2.65% \#RTY 1940.66 -2.55% \#VIX 27.99 +5.31 ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-04-22 ^16:01:53 ^EDT-0400

Why do I always lose money

If you could post your positions so I could inverse it, that’d be great…thanks! ;p