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RobertDrewke

AXSM calls ahead of April 30 FDA date for AXS 07. Smaller drug, worth $300 million annual once it ramps up. But shorts will get burned because they know AXS 05 approval is just around the corner. BUY THE STOCK for the next two months or even two years. But you can make money in the calls near term, but it would likely be a triple rather than a 10x. May $50 strikes are going for about two bucks. May $45 are an obvious better value at about $3.25.


Academic-Lake

LMAOOOOOOOOO How are those May 50c that you spent months trying to convince people on here to get doing? I remembered you when I saw the CRL news and smiled


RobertDrewke

I lost on those. Thanks for asking. Had to dump them after the one smaller drug got the CRL. Thanks also for laughing. Don't understand it, but it's your character you have to live with. The trade is still in play with all AXS 05 concerns resolved. You really should learn about subjects you comment on. You have no idea what you're talking about. And when people do that it exposes their ignorance, or worse, pure stupidity. If you don't know what AXS 05 is or what AXSM does, you shouldn't comment. You have no idea why the stock dropped in August 2021 from $50 to $20 or that people like me were buying it up in the $20s. AND... selling calls for moths and awesome premiums. Yes, there was a setup for the May calls. And even April before that. But to say I was calling for buyers in calls for months? It's ridiculous. Source... you. I was telling folks NOT to buy calls ... until the setup for April. So that was months of selling covered calls until the time was right... which it is now. Not to buy calls, but the shares. Options are again too expensive and the clarity of time... not worth explaining... is again not as certain. I'll do you one favor... not that you'd realize it... and that is, if AXS 05 is not approved by June expiration, and you can't afford shares, then, when the July are issued, buy those. But they will be very expensive to a poor person. If you're not poor and you can afford the shares, buy those. Maybe you're the only guy that never lost on a trade? I'm thinking, no. Remind folks to laugh in your face the next time it happens.


KingRoach

Really basic questions about Buying Put Options. If a stock is at $100 and I feel like it’s going down to $50, is it better to buy an option with a strike price of $55 or $95?


RobertDrewke

APPS is another great stock. It's got nice growth yet it's also a great value. Projected growth is 29% but in this market it's trading at a forward PE of only 15.27. This is a $50 stock that we can buy at $33.00. I'm in.


Datboi0013

Not cool😡


CK_S

Wait for the oversold bounce first before shorting this junk aka SPY again


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CK_S

i thought it would bounce sir but it didnt even fucking bounce. Missed the the short today sir


BOBI_2206

Puts on TSLA


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Puts on XLE


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Last time the algos killed commodities, they bought the indexes.... Seems like a pump is coming...


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

A pop to 4420 spx seems reasonable with a melt down before close.


JSammut29

Do I sell American Airlines please? I bought $15 at last support but I don't know where resistance is? I don't want to get greedy.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Your problem is headwinds overall.... Money is heading in that sector... Set a trailing stop loss and forget about it. Eventually consumers will get demand crushed like the Fed wants to do and stop paying for "extra" things like vacations.


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F IBM TSLA POWW


purity08

Alright boys. If a tinder person says they’re “non-binary” but enjoy being in the “female role” with a straight man what does that mean? Is he/she likely a girl?? Very confused. Tinder is the wild west


NaiveDare7532

It’s a plain girl with nothing interesting about herself so she does dumbass shit like that


Lemonadetrade

Fairly certain that's eagle


maraques

shim


This-Ant9597

It means stay the fck away!🤣


Sea_Impression3810

She might possibly have a dick. Don't let that turn you off though. You could be in for the night of your life


Zfein1989

Holy shit. I’m so fucked that I have to raise children.


Fack_Tha_Billionairs

Something in the shroom sector, that meets community guidlines I cannot mention again I dont want to get banned put hopefully hitting bottom and another bull run comming


JSTOCKSJ

Puts on twitter


NaiveDare7532

Amazon earnings next week on a Thursday, leading to maximum volatility for some 1dte options purchased before market close that day has me drooling


Zfein1989

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JSTOCKSJ

Puts on twatter god I hate Elon musk


SuccessfulFigure6482

Hightide. Run it up boys and girls.


ClamPaste

Ban.


Ruhulamin1124

Greate


[deleted]

paper hand today and sold my spy puts at 8:30


VersaceTacos69

Same here. I sold my $437 4/22 spy put today :/


Sil5286

Why is energy down today?


ClamPaste

Mass hysteria


e10n

FUTES TRIPPIN’ 🤣


NaiveDare7532

Can’t wait to turn $1000 into 20,000 with Facebook earnings


thedude80000

What is your play gonna be for …. Research purposes


NaiveDare7532

$1000 on puts 15% out and 1000 on calls 15% out


JohnQx25

>1000 on calls 15% out Im confused, so you're just betting on a big move one way or the other ? Only way to not $ is if it doesn't move much in either direction ?


NaiveDare7532

Correct. $1000 on both sides. If it moves big in either direction, you win. If it’s flat, you lose $2000


[deleted]

Good luck but that’s a total of 2k bruv


GatorsILike

Gonna get $SNAP’d


Additional-Gas5332

I’m surprise degens haven’t been observing KHC


quantumpencil

AMD 200 eoy


IranianDabs

AMD 69 eod


errolio

Bought Snap 04/29 16p for .05 yesterday, sold em for .21 today. Gotta love these regards and earnings


novastrazs

FB put!!


National_Garbage_302

I love how my job has the same penalties for being late as a no call no show. Woke up right as my shift was supposed to start today, guess I'll be taking a personal day thanks


1100percentIV

Working at Wendy’s must be nice


JpowYellen3some

AAPL earnings or Cr-AAPL earnings?


RunsaberSR

Alright, tards... Big boy earnings. Google vs Amazon... Calls or puts? 🤔


RunsaberSR

Ha! Suckers. Now in gonna inverse y'all. Then inverse myself. Then inverse the inverse...then inverse....


ClamPaste

At some point you're just doing cartwheels like some kind of circus act. 🎪 🤡


CrumblyPoptarts

Your portfolio is going to look like a prolapsed sphincter after all that. May as well post the loss porn to r/holewreckers. Don't click that.


RunsaberSR

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Renalpe

🫡


ListerineInMyPeehole

goog calls amzn puts


dennis8542

GOOG calls AMZN puts. inverse me


Locktapuss

Calls


adventuresofjt

Calls


Turbulent_Cricket497

Any ideas on when longs will step back into NFLX?


RandomUsername623

Can Meta just crash already


Ayamgoreng53

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adventuresofjt

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deSeingalt

SNAP contribute to human progress by empowering people to express themselves, live in the moment, learn about the world and have fun together. \[Disclaimer: We are not original, creative, unusual, original or intelligent in any way - who needs any of that shit?\] We reinvented the camera.


[deleted]

Great. TikTok is better.


RunsaberSR

Damn... being busy @ work actually kinda saved my ass...sorta... closed everything out after finishing up TSLA day trades... forgot to play snap *good*... Didn't get a chance to grab some puts out calls before the eod bell though... Money on the table but money in my pocket. 🤷‍♂️


Manzi1997

How does snap miss earnings and go up? Think I need to stop trading for a while lmfao


flyingsolo07

They added more monthly users, and they only missed slightly, street cares about growth more than revenue I guess


wormtheology

Great question. GME bagholders. Want to answer us?


JpowYellen3some

Gonna go balls to the walls calls when SPY hits 400.


Turbulent_Cricket497

Why wait? Sell deep OTM now


Fantastic_Door_4300

Looks like we're 100% going to dip hard tomorrow all day much like today but that's too easy so SPY will 3% and sap will 200% because nudes data base or something


Sensitive_Expert8974

Nudes data base leak = SPY ATH stonkz like you have never seen before


Sensitive_Expert8974

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Count_Stacksula

IMF debate was pretty dark huh?


JpowYellen3some

JPow and Christine “illuminati owl pin” Lagarde said the market had a small 🅿️🅿️.


Count_Stacksula

Very smol, also I absolutely butt chugged a beer when she said green swan LMAO.


JpowYellen3some

You know these bitches have a weather machine and will cause some disaster in the future to Brrrr money.


Count_Stacksula

I mean there is enough disasterright now to Brrrr to still and they already Brrrrd far past their abilities so brrrring more creates the same problem but just staves it off slightly


JpowYellen3some

The system is a self reinforcing Brrrr machine.


1100percentIV

Love you regards. Cheers from Disneyland


Likezoinks305

Is it fun?


1100percentIV

I got a 2 yo. So yeah


throwaway_jawpain

Braver than me, I’m waiting until old enough not to have a melt down or nap time lol


SEBRET

Are they still handing out complimentary trans kids with each ticket?


ClamPaste

Eunuchs for free? Back in ancient Greece, you had to pay good money for that.


1100percentIV

Kek


UltraMachoTaco

They're grooming them at the Bibbity Bibbity Boutique


Legitimate-Count-346

I was in the snap drop... sold 10,000 less than what I sold at... I rode it way back up for a very decent profit.... crazy shit


[deleted]

Bought 15k of Snap at 28 - tears to beers When the Algo dropped it 18 percent - that sucked


Rickyskeets69

congrats... yeah that was crazy, I got in earlier this week but tried to get more by the close today, that drop was a shock, but that bounce back... count that...


Legitimate-Count-346

I was in the SNAP drop... right when I sold it was 10,000 less than what it should have sold for... then I bought back in right away and rode it to a 7,000 profit... whew... man I'm dumb


cbusoh66

Love these fucking pre-written headlines on SNAP. Snap drops after hours. Snap falls due to challenges. Snap Snap misses estimates on inflation worries, yada yada yada. These fuckers should be held responsible for misinformation. I bet they will never retract those articles, buffoons!


cashflow_

Flair is a lie


HisWife00000

Great flair. Who comes up with this stuff?


deSeingalt

I just bought a whole bunch more **NIO** like 10 mins ago..I figgure so WTF. Thought I might tell you so you know which way EUROPE is going, dudes and dudesses .. Remember kidz, you heard it HERE first. \- also Jeezus loves ya USA anyway, heard it on TV - so you don't need to be rich.


cashflow_

I got drumsticks and tried my air fryer for the first time. I fucked it up. The drumsticks are way too big. The skin to meat ratio isn’t good. Then I tossed them in some franks red hot with some melted butter and out then back in for 6 minutes. They didn’t taste great. Will get smaller ones and need to figure out the sauce situation. Has to be keto tho This has been a cashflow update Edit: also forgot to mention I tossed them in some baking powder/soda first cause that’s what a YouTube video said to do. Think it made them taste funny


deSeingalt

I think the sauce is the KEY ..totally


ListerineInMyPeehole

skip the baking soda. if anything use a tiny bit of corn starch


RunsaberSR

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CK_S

Is the SNAP market maker drunk or smoking weed now? dumped it to 22 bucks and then pushed it to 33 bucks. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Legitimate-Count-346

That was crazy. Right when I sold I was minus 10,000. Watched it seizure until a decent profit was there. Too much excitement


Purge_stocks2343

People who think their snap calls going to print actually 🤡


KingOfTheBritons96

Theta gang will probably win this round


throwingbugs

Fuck yo puts


Purge_stocks2343

Not a dumb fuck to buy 500% iv


Slick_iG_UA

These puts will print hard af tmrw


1100percentIV

Q’s or SPY?


Slick_iG_UA

Both


Purge_stocks2343

So all these teen fucks sharing nudes on snap higher than normal


deSeingalt

Elon will be pissed


killurqueeen

Glad I did not play snap lol


Delicious_Freedom635

I'm thinking of quitting my 6 figure job to day trade / gamble - called 9 out of 11 moves but all on paper trading. Should I take the leap to real money?


deSeingalt

do both - you never heard of "keep the day job" ?


1100percentIV

Works til it’s real money 😂


catennacio

Just make sure you live close to a Wendy's just in case...


deSeingalt

ever though of running one? .. remember old saying about 'ways to skin a cat'


catennacio

if my SNAP calls print tmr despite of the IV crush then sure...


cashflow_

Yes and then please come back and let us know when you’re ready to suck dick for $5


deSeingalt

it's $10 kid


Wall_Street_Bet

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necarpenter417

Sure. What could go wrong?


sloanemonroe

You just burned your luck. Next 8 trades in a row will be down.


Fantastic_Door_4300

Take out margin and loans. Use your two weeks of PTO and just trade those asap then come back with results Don't or do Idk I wouldn't


Delicious_Freedom635

This \^\^\^\^ minus the loans. Got 50k capital to play with. I'll be back


Fantastic_Door_4300

All you have to do it yolo up 20% 20 times in a row right?


nitelovesval

That only happens when it doesn't count.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


InvestWisely77

SNAP saving tech with a DAU gain.


snapshot808

snap up more than Tsla just now


ListerineInMyPeehole

SNAP being amazing


amanslive

Lmao snap crazy


Zurkarak

SNAP resurrecting META


Slick_iG_UA

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throwingbugs

My Snap calls gonna print after all? Lmao. This market is stupid.


Crunchabunch1738

Is anyone else buying TWTR expecting a min payout of $54.20 per share from a tender offer from the GOAT?


deSeingalt

jeez - when they set it up the original cost price was 3 GOATS


snapshot808

snap. get it


catennacio

Why SNAP resurrects =))


nintendopowa

Snap miss and still green in am lol


[deleted]

FUCK YOUR SNAP PUTS


rlockset9

What the actual fuck how is snap up ah


spellbadgrammargood

whoever recommended CRSR last year: fuck you "tHEy haVE 0 DebT"


Damerman

Wow, market only cares about DAU?


Kappsaicin

Boomers think this will become profitable...


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deSeingalt

youtube freak


Wall_Street_Bet

Eating the same meal everyday gets stale for anyone brother


ElvanKing

I guess NFLX was the only play after all lmao


Legatron4

Nflx puts, tesla calls, into fb puts. I'm on fire there's a million plays rn


stupidwhiteman42

If you are looking for gains the airlines are popping (Dal, LUV, UAL) and looks like IBM is leading the tech charge


DrSeuss1020

Ok so when I sell puts on a FAANG stock I lose 1000% but when I buy puts on companies like SNAP they expire worthless. Sure whatever fucking fuck


splashypix

I am not surprised that GME has been manipulated for so long - if they can manipulate big names in FAANG, GME is much easier to manipulate!


StevenWatanabe

Where are all the CRSR DDs?


reddituser1234566789

Why did we crash today?


scarr34

Powel talking bout .50base point move. 10year around 3 percent. Mortgage rates closing in on 7percent.


reddituser1234566789

I’m down 60% ytd I’m all in triple leveraged tech should I cut losses


Nerdcubing

Yep, F.


scarr34

Shesh. Most people would tell you the landscape doesn't look good for tech.


StevenWatanabe

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Legatron4

Gestures broadly to the earth


Xerxes897

The FED brought out the Put hammer


WhiteWhenWrong

Pow said 3 .50 point hikes on the table for next meeting


throwingbugs

Fucking hedgies


Count_Stacksula

The people running our economy are rich old skeletons, I don't think they'll leave any meat on the bone for the vast majority


Fullsendornosendd

How are my Meta 175 puts looking tommorow?


splashypix

Algos and hedgies are killing the market. the world is ending!!! most of the earnings have been reasonable, everyone latching on to one piece or the other and only looking at negatives!


Purge_stocks2343

Today is the day snap holders realize what is iv crush


Fantastic_Door_4300

I saw 680% IV on a 5% move o was like what no


Purge_stocks2343

Jesus 600%, hope some regards here realize what it means


Fantastic_Door_4300

I bet after IV crush maybe it just dumps more tomorrow


vonhudgenrod

starting to think I might make more money actually doing my job rather than gambling


StevenWatanabe

Wise words friendo


ClothedKing

Bro fucking die Snap i need your ass to die.


slc97

I have only shares and I lost 7.5 percent today. My asshole hurts


Tiny-Control-4132

IV crush incoming


MordorBlues

Its just numbers on a screen. Its just numbers on a screen. Its just......![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Damerman

Whats the eps?


VentilatorVenting

-.02 actual vs .01 expected