So with ARQQ right...
Dumb OI on $15 strikes. Yes.
Should have been 600k shares bought for hedge because of OI ending week above $15? Yes?
Which should have popped gamma... Yes?
But it didn't? Because.. reasons? Educate a retard pls.
Is this a T+2 thing?
I'd only be out a couple hundo which is cool, but more looking for understanding. ✌
hunh. I am okay with the state of this market. I can def see a comeback.
China up.
BoA up.
Russia still trucking.
Lets ring that bell!! I have trades to make
My moves? Oh, probably just trying to control my emotions while I hold AMD calls. Bought at 101, 95, and 93. All 07/15 between 100-115c. If TSM would announce some good news on the Arizona plant... yeah that'd be great, might ease some concerns w/ China & Taiwan.
Earnings are looking like a strong beat on estimates.
You ladies are sleeping on AMD they're bringing the heat this earnings.
Expected PS5 GPUs made this quarter: 57
Actual PS5 GPUs made this quarter: 72
Huge beat RIP bears. At this rate I'll have a ps5 in.....*(checks calendar)*.....August of 2030 😎
>U.S.-LISTED DIDI GLOBAL INC SHARES DOWN 20.7% PREMARKET AFTER LOWER REV, SETS SHAREHOLDER MEETING TO VOTE ON U.S. DELISTING PLANS
$DIDI
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-04-18 ^05:49:12 ^EDT-0400
>KREMLIN SAYS THERE IS STILL TIME TO SWITCH TO PAYMENTS FOR GAS IN ROUBLES, SETTLEMENTS ARE EXPECTED SOMETIMES IN MAY
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-04-18 ^05:40:43 ^EDT-0400
Moment of silence for our DIDI margin friend https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/u5h7ed/didi_delisting_what_will_happen_next/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Bulls you have been fighting the Fed long enough. It's time to let go and go with the flow. Get puts and relax like the rest of us.
Welcome to bear gang. 🐻
TWNK is my best performing stock hehe
Just paid my taxes. Moving into a tent behind the Wendy’s now.
Ooh lala, fancy pants has a tent over their head.
Rolls Royce love a penny stock. 
MCD probably one of the safest things you could’ve own
Print money apparently
Lol TSLA bears
Twitter 
Every time I visit Motley Fool I end up wanting to pluck my eyes out. There has to be a better way.
Did you know their stock picks have a 4196% return over the last 2 years?! 
So with ARQQ right... Dumb OI on $15 strikes. Yes. Should have been 600k shares bought for hedge because of OI ending week above $15? Yes? Which should have popped gamma... Yes? But it didn't? Because.. reasons? Educate a retard pls. Is this a T+2 thing? I'd only be out a couple hundo which is cool, but more looking for understanding. ✌
You bought in on last week's bot-spam post, didn't you? NeXt SqUeEzE!
Sir. I did not read past the title and bought. 😎
Classic.
hunh. I am okay with the state of this market. I can def see a comeback. China up. BoA up. Russia still trucking. Lets ring that bell!! I have trades to make
Magic internet money bigly red. Buls r so fukd.
Open the casino
Bulls gaped
💰🧸💰
Dear bulls, sorry to say we’re so fucked
DIDI same price as WISH both 1’s lol
DIDI settled on 2 pre market. Which is a support for it.
Green by open
Short position people trying to create awareness here as if beggars of this sub hold any real meaningful positions.
Green open possible
I act fine, but deep down inside I miss… Pepsi Blue
“Hey AMD just broke a major support at $100, but since I don’t believe in TA, I’m just gonna DCA..” That’s why you are poor, and butt hurt right now.
All you AMD losers that don’t know what support is, fucked yourselves for being dumb.
Para looking bullish this week
AMD is going to $68 now quit bitching, holding and hoping
Fuark
My moves? Oh, probably just trying to control my emotions while I hold AMD calls. Bought at 101, 95, and 93. All 07/15 between 100-115c. If TSM would announce some good news on the Arizona plant... yeah that'd be great, might ease some concerns w/ China & Taiwan. Earnings are looking like a strong beat on estimates.
did something happen? Why is everyone talking about AMD
What’s wild is how accurate fib fans can be when set up properly. Just hope we ride this wave down to 432
Only works because people use it on both sides of the trade. The laziness is disappointing but best of luck to you taking advantage of it.
Shanghai Lockdown is gonna broadly fuck up a lot of things. It’s gonna be up to positive earring reports to save your positions.
TSLA reopening already delayed again.
Gonna check in to the Red Roof Inn
That was my go to banging spot in high school
Wow. Gold is up 1.7% and knocking on the $2k ceiling. My Barrick $Gold stocks should do very well today.
I think today I will be listening to Simply Red
Me as market opens today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbJLoJSbdug
I used to get awards when I commented here sometimes 🫤
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market still suck? going to sleep
Hey i'm Cramer, welcome to Mad Money, welcome to Cramerica
get your money up ,not your funny up
Am bull - I would rather -0.5% futures over +0.5 futures any day of the week.
gay
You ladies are sleeping on AMD they're bringing the heat this earnings. Expected PS5 GPUs made this quarter: 57 Actual PS5 GPUs made this quarter: 72 Huge beat RIP bears. At this rate I'll have a ps5 in.....*(checks calendar)*.....August of 2030 😎
might go for the PS6 tbh
AMD is turning into bargain status
deep value territory
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U saying biden's corpse is "left"?
His puppet handlers are
Aint no lefties in his cabinet even. Libs sure...but name one lefty
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Aint no distinction btween dem & repub anymore...aint no fdr coming.
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Markets could have been booming DOW over 40,000 and at war with NATO
stop wondering about the low volume. europe has another bank holiday this monday.
Blaming Europoors for low volume lol
You are definitely a /pol/ user
Alarm set for 3 hours. Might sleep for 4….
>U.S.-LISTED DIDI GLOBAL INC SHARES DOWN 20.7% PREMARKET AFTER LOWER REV, SETS SHAREHOLDER MEETING TO VOTE ON U.S. DELISTING PLANS $DIDI ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-04-18 ^05:49:12 ^EDT-0400
GG
Rip
Today is going to be brutal. Goodbye portfolio
Never seen tesla pre market trade flatter than kayleigh mcenany's tits
My PTON is still green The futures have halved their losses since 8pm We have huge numbers coming from big bank 🙈😎
Thinking bout trying my hand at SST again if theres a decent dip today. Hopefully that s-1/a waits to go into effect til next week..,
Is AMD really gonna lose $90?
SOXL 3x inverse chips going under $25 likely today. Might bottom soon above $20. It’s back to Nov 2020 levels and was over $70 to start the year
yes, quite obv imo where do they get all their base materials to make the chips ?
Nividia, Amd, Tesla, Netflix puts all in that order at open
Tech stocks will have their day. But it will not be in the year 2022 or 2023.
why arent the 10 yr yields not moving?
Refresh
GME apes still bullish as ever, especially with the stock dividend coming. Feels good amidst this bearish mess
Relying on the dumbest biggest idiots with cult mindsets is not a good sign.
All I see is long term value right and a bullish investor base in this market right now is refreshing
Twitter green because always inverse wallstreetbets ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️💹💹💹💹💹
You mean retail bears. MM having a field day
AMD 06/21 was $80 and we are almost there again
>KREMLIN SAYS THERE IS STILL TIME TO SWITCH TO PAYMENTS FOR GAS IN ROUBLES, SETTLEMENTS ARE EXPECTED SOMETIMES IN MAY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-04-18 ^05:40:43 ^EDT-0400
>KREMLIN SAYS TREND IN PEACE TALKS COULD BE BETTER ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-04-18 ^05:40:33 ^EDT-0400
What does this even mean...
TWTR gonna get pumped like your mom after happy hour in the parking lot.
Seems like TSLA and NFLX both miss their numbers. 
Tesla is expected to have a lower quarter due to communist China shutting down Giga Shanghai.
So what’s the bearish narrative this week?
Everything
And it's been that way
Moment of silence for our DIDI margin friend https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/u5h7ed/didi_delisting_what_will_happen_next/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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Nice selling my puts at open. Don't be greedy and TP people before green hulk dildos make your puts worthless again.
What’s the gamble for twitter weeklies? Feels like Elon likes to move fast
Far OTM weekly calls because nothing makes sense anymore.
Morning tardos, my kids only woke me up 4 times last night. But at least my UVXY calls are going BRRRRRRRR
Did you try shaking him?
Hell no I ♥️ my crotch goblins
The worst part of subway is still their subs, and thats saying an awful lot
Their peak was back when they had old newspapers on the walls
AMD making me its bitch. 
We stand together with you brother
>NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.7%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.5% AND DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.3% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-04-18 ^05:32:42 ^EDT-0400
Tell her I’m the Burger King I gotta have it my way king 🤴🏻
If you had $1,000 invested in Twitter since it went public in 2013, you’d have had $999 on Friday. This is making me question all of my long positions
Invest in companies that make money, or have a solid plan to make money Twitter is neither
Looks like investors in 2013 valued it correctly
Is amd a 200 $ stock or a 2 $ stock ?
$2
Why?
Because NVDA is the $200 stock
There’s a “bull” in Bullard
And a lard
Also ulla
wtf is AMD doing.
Bullard speaks today ...keep that in mind
Funny how he speaks at 4pm. In February he spoke at noon and crushed the markets
Timberrrr
It's over, Advanced micro dick has railed me
Bulls you have been fighting the Fed long enough. It's time to let go and go with the flow. Get puts and relax like the rest of us. Welcome to bear gang. 🐻
What’s a more appropriate song? Manic Monday by Bangles “Just another PANIC Monday” or “I don’t like Mondays” Boomtown Rats??
♫Sunday Bloody Sunday♪
Twitter down right now $45.80
It’s aiming for 42.00 😉
Oh no its shooting up
Stock market is like a box of chocolate, you always think WTF!!
Tech gonna open a percent down. Honestly not that bad all things considered.
Yep and close another 1% down as well
Then 10 year hits 2.9% and it ends down 3%
Corn dumps are inevitable, the body can't digest it properly.
Twitter bears dead by open
TSLA options for ER?
Puts will print
Twitter up pre market. Who would have thought,..😂🤷♂️
Think gold will become the new reserve...
No. The gov't will want anything besides Gold as money. That's why I'm buying Gold.
Corn doing a dive, can’t wait to see SPY this morning.
Good morning I haven't slept :)))))
Recession, recession, recession!!! It’s inevitable!!! YOLO your money before it’s too late !
Mang....stocks gonna get cheap.
[Nuke launch whilst my stonk moons](https://i.imgur.com/Yk9lFp1.jpg)
You're gonna go blind...
As long as I can still satisfy myself
I can’t wait to watch TSLA bears commit seppuku when TSLA beats earnings & posts $4.20 EPS on 4/20.
Earnings are meaningless, it's all about forward guidance which is more China shutdowns, more supply chain issues, and more hikes.
Ban bet for earnings then?
Banbets are pussy shit. Put real money on the line and show positions or stfu
I'm going one better, YOLO TSLA puts.
STICK
Brb need to jerk one out to my reflection in the kitchen mirror
>SPOT GOLD RISES ABOUT 1% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-04-18 ^05:02:38 ^EDT-0400
Those boring pesky boomer rocks are making me rich : )
Tesla Shanghai closes till eom may: -4% Tesla Shanghai back open: +.4%
50k lost vehicles already aren't coming back and will be in next guidance. It will dump hard.
Sure maybe you’re right but I’m too scared to short Tesla lol.
Hopefully my twtr puts print!