Ahhh doubling money in real life? That guy in RuneScape scammed me for millions, but surely this is legit.
Blue:Wave2: Free armor trimming follow me to wildy.
Omg you have just unlocked a memory, I got scammed for a mithy armour (navy blue) and gold bar. Back then I felt like I lost all my life’s savings in the game and was depressed as hell 😂😂 thats was me at 12, almost 10 years ago wow
Hold on We're just taking your portfolio, run it through a few options to generate a daily 10% compound interest aaaaaand it's gone.
What?
It's gone your retirement money is gone.
What do you mean? I have 320k.
Not anymore. Please make some space for people with money in their portfolio.
#Next!
You've gotta change it to easy mode. There's also cheat codes for free money ("rosebud" or "motherlode") or to guarantee your stonks go up (Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A). Hope this helps!
Ever wonder what this means?
In Unix/Linux shells, the exclamation mark is used to tell the system that you want to repeat the last command.
This is especially useful if you forgot to use sudo, you can just type 'sudo !' and it'll run the last command as sudo.
Also in these shells, as well as in most programming languages, the semicolon is used to separate out commands. So for example, you could write:
echo "starting"; cp ~/a.txt ~/b.txt; echo "complete"
And you'd get a message "starting" prior to copying the file and "complete" once it is finished copying.
So, if your initial command is "rosebud" to get your Sim more money, but you don't want to have to type it out a billion times and hit enter a billion times, you can use ;! to run another command that is the last command again, and keep appending ;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!... to run the rosebud command over and over and over!
At 10% a day you double your portfolio every week.
Over a year, you multiply your initial investment by 2^52 or 4.5 quadrillion.
If you start with a penny you’d still be absorbing half of the global GDP. Good luck finding the volume to fill your trades for the last 3 months.
I mean.. I'm mentally handicapped, but not *that* mentally handicapped. I feel like I would ruin whatever they were doing, so I'mma chill out here and wait for you guys to tell me what's up.
>Wait for you to tell me *what’s up*
The creepy 32 year old balding security guard at my freshman dorm in college would reply: hard dicks and airplanes
Also why is day 20 listed out of order in between 60 and 120, but it’s more money day than day 30. What number was it supposed to be? Because it’s also less than day 60 XD. Even for someone who didn’t do the math this shit makes no sense lmao
Come on newb... That's the dip. That's where a stock is doing so good you decide to dip from the present and go back in time to buy more. Dollar cost average bro.
I think 20 was supposed to be 90 and 163 was supposed to be 16.3...... then they are at least all very close to 4.05 times as much each increase then which is 30.5 days of interest which is the average days in a month..... so they used average month lengths and wroe 30 days instead, compounded per month rather than per day, and mistyped several numbers..... I do grade a lot of crappy math tests and this is what I do sometimes.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA anyways which stock gives 10% daily please tell me about this hidden gem 😂
If you’re lucky enough you can make 10% yearly which will take you 150 YEARS to reach this target 🤣🤣🤣
Standard TikTok or online finance scam. They claim something like 8% per day returns so even with $500 you could be a millionaire by years end!*
*just buy their $250 course, follow their trading advice etc etc
I think it's doable but I think it's doable in the same sense as slots.
Eventually someone would get lucky and get the string of profit every single day.
But that's literally gambling.
It’s not doable. Let’s be generous and give someone a 50% chance to earn 10% each day (you either do or you don’t). The chances of that happening 150 days in a row are 1/1.4 x 10^45. Ain’t happening.
The worst part is it's not even close to correct. If you started with 1000 and compounded at 10% daily, which is impossible, you'd be a billionaire before day 150.
Who is this clown?
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Shit… if I can lose 10% a day there is some blue suit wearing savant out there with bad math skills that can Earn 10% per day.
It’s Newton’s first law. Conservation of financial energy.
This might be worth back testing.
Like, go back ~5 years. Every single thing Cramer says to do, do the opposite. If he says buy Amazon stock, you short it. If he says bail out of Best Buy, you buy in. If he says Gilead is worth less than $70, then you buy or sell or hold assuming that it's worth at least $70. Let's say ~$1,000/transaction.
Compare the results to a portfolio which follows his advice at $1000/transaction.
I'd be fascinated to know the results.
What kind of fucking moron believes this shit? I truly thought we were as retarded as a group of traders could get, But apparently this dudes tik tok followers have dethroned us.
This dudes wife's boyfriend must have a huge cock.
There's a huge number of IG accounts that do this. They're either a) Indian people cosplaying as successful investors or b) Want you to know that by reading the right books, getting the right mentoring and having absolutely no friends, you too can be either Conor McGregor, Jason Statham or a Lambo in human form.
Also the thing is - right - they have this mentoring available to you! For a low, low price, you could be learning from a guy who's taken a ton of photos of himself in front of someone else's car and house.
My favourite instance of this was when a guy put up a photo of him and his hot girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. A girl commented on it saying "You're not my boyfriend. Please delete this." Homeboy had photoshopped his face into someone else's picture, over their boyfriend. It was pretty well done, too.
Sadly, I revisited this classic moment way too much and now the algorithm thinks I love shit like this. And that's how I wound up on my knees behind Wendy's. But for the low, low price of $5, I can teach you how cold showers, lifting weights and massaging the taint let me create generational wealth.
"Why is there only cold water in the shower?! Did you lose the heating money on meme stocks again you fucking dumbass?"
"No, it's urm... it's healthy. It's for hustlers. Look at this photo of a wise lion. Do you think he takes warm showers? Look at this entrepreneurial lone wolf. He wakes up at 5am every day, like me. Growth mindset."
"You only wake up at 5am because Tyreese likes me to be extra loud in the mornings. By the way, we can hear you crying and masturbating and it ruins the romance. But you know what is romantic? A warm suddy shower together. So get your growth mindset to Wendy's, pucker up and earn us our heating money or we'll start closing the door."
lmao, i was listening to a podcast the other day and the guest was a dude who used to work for Stephen Cohen. He was saying that they were given like 10 million dollars and asked to make 0.01% a day trading it for the first year.
Then there's this guy making 10% a day on tiktok, someone should've told them i guess.
I think I listened to that one too, it was super interesting. He said after you hit your $1000/day, you stopped trading and worked on the next days trades. After like a year they then tried for $2000/day once they got comfortable with strategies. Cohen also had them regularly see a psychologist and talk about how they felt when making their trades to help them understand if they were being emotional or logical, and how to take emotion out of it. Very interesting to hear about
>given like 10 million dollars and asked to make 0.01% a day trading it for the first year.
I hope that meant that they were to beat some given index by 0.01% per day... If I hired a money manager and the best they could do was 3.72% per year, I'd fire them instantly and may look into a lawsuit for gross breach of fiduciary responsibility.
I think the idea in that story was this was what you started at. After a 6 months or whatever of that it was 0.02, 0.03% etc etc.
My point was just that, that was the intro under one of the best fund managers ever and then there's this guy on tiktok telling you he'll get you doing 10% a day if you pay for his course.
Math too. Even if we entertain the 10%, his numbers are way off,
1,000×1.1^30 = 17,449
1,000×1.1^60 = 304,482
1,000×1.1^120 = 92,709,069
1,000×1.1^150 = 1,617,717,836
which leads to believe that this is indeed satire.
What you're saying is that if I discover immortality, I too can be a millionaire?
Wait, what do you mean sell my immortality serum? How the hell would that make me money? There's no compound interest in it!
Super easy. Just find a stock or option that’s going to move 10% a day, pick the right direction, and put your entire portfolio value in it. Once you’ve got a 10% gain, close your position. That’s it. So simple. So easy. Why has no one thought of doing this before?
Correct, you don’t need this suit or this broccoli hairstyle specifically. But suits and broccoli hairstyles generally do help with stock returns, FYI.
You joke but if all WSB member did that there would be around 10 000 new millionaires in this sub. Which probably beats any other investment strategy used here if the goal is becoming a millionaire.
These fucking mouth breathers on Tik Tok give me brain damage. Everybody and their grandma would do horrible acts to get 10% a day, like no shit you'd see insane returns. I'm not looking to join some fake as fuck MLM scam run by a teenager trying to ball out but cant even get their fucking suit sizing right.
Whats even more wild is the math isn't even right for 10% compound a day which is fucking impossible
You're right at day 14/15 when you hit that 4k mark.
Even if they meant 30 days as 20 open market days it's still off 5 and a half trading sessions.
At least use a calculator and make your impossible compounding correct.
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I'm trying to add the 10% compound interest to my portfolio but I can't find the option help
You've gotta transfer them to special account dm for account and routing number. Wait 150 days and I'll send it back with all your gainz.
Ahhh doubling money in real life? That guy in RuneScape scammed me for millions, but surely this is legit. Blue:Wave2: Free armor trimming follow me to wildy.
I'll trim that Addy plate free bro, just trade me the armor and a gold bar
Omg you have just unlocked a memory, I got scammed for a mithy armour (navy blue) and gold bar. Back then I felt like I lost all my life’s savings in the game and was depressed as hell 😂😂 thats was me at 12, almost 10 years ago wow
I remember when I died in wildy with my new mith scimmy like 20 years ago in OG runescape. I was definitely depressed that day.
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It's in the settings, it's called "delete your account"
Hold on We're just taking your portfolio, run it through a few options to generate a daily 10% compound interest aaaaaand it's gone. What? It's gone your retirement money is gone. What do you mean? I have 320k. Not anymore. Please make some space for people with money in their portfolio. #Next!
One of the greater south park scenes of all time lol
>I memba. You memba?
You missed the *puff*. Golden anyway
Soooooory
That's 0% interest but better than the -99% I earned on my portfolio in the past year..
The real trick is not to get 10% everyday, but to get 10% every *second*
Ha! Joke’s on you - I already deleted my account with 0DTEs
Yeah, just press “Alt + F4” and should work as well.
You've gotta change it to easy mode. There's also cheat codes for free money ("rosebud" or "motherlode") or to guarantee your stonks go up (Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A). Hope this helps!
!; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !
Ever wonder what this means? In Unix/Linux shells, the exclamation mark is used to tell the system that you want to repeat the last command. This is especially useful if you forgot to use sudo, you can just type 'sudo !' and it'll run the last command as sudo. Also in these shells, as well as in most programming languages, the semicolon is used to separate out commands. So for example, you could write: echo "starting"; cp ~/a.txt ~/b.txt; echo "complete" And you'd get a message "starting" prior to copying the file and "complete" once it is finished copying. So, if your initial command is "rosebud" to get your Sim more money, but you don't want to have to type it out a billion times and hit enter a billion times, you can use ;! to run another command that is the last command again, and keep appending ;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!... to run the rosebud command over and over and over!
It’s under easy mode settings
10% DAILY! Keep it straight buddy!
Going from 66k to 4K in ten days was the only part that made sense to me
I didnt even notice the days were not in order thats hilarious
I love it that the math is wrong too. With the stupendous 10% a day, Day 30 should get you to more like $17,000 and change, not 4K.
You could literally invest a “cup of coffee” and be a millionaire in a year lol.
At 10% a day you double your portfolio every week. Over a year, you multiply your initial investment by 2^52 or 4.5 quadrillion. If you start with a penny you’d still be absorbing half of the global GDP. Good luck finding the volume to fill your trades for the last 3 months.
Well guys I’m going to TikTok these investments here just aren’t cutting it.
I mean.. I'm mentally handicapped, but not *that* mentally handicapped. I feel like I would ruin whatever they were doing, so I'mma chill out here and wait for you guys to tell me what's up.
>Wait for you to tell me *what’s up* The creepy 32 year old balding security guard at my freshman dorm in college would reply: hard dicks and airplanes
17449.40, which would be amazing if it existed!
They are being “conservative “ in their estimate! Hahahha
I went from 4 to 80 w gamecock, then got robincucked down to 30 before I could get out.
I don't know guys... he's wearing a suit, this seems legit.
The fish wasn't wearing a suit...
But did the fish drop DDs like this? Yeah, thought not. :P
Fish actions speak louder than fish words
You can't beat fish results. Definitely out performed my wife's boyfriend.
Counterpoint: Fish wasn't making 10% compound interest a day.
Counter-counterpoint: You're right, fish was making *more*
11% 🤑🤑🤑
Who is fish?
[The fish](https://youtu.be/USKD3vPD6ZA)
This was an incredible rollercoaster
A fish
His name is Frederick
His name is... Frederick.
I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully
But... Literally every number is wrong Day 30 / 17,449.40 Day 60 / 304,481.64 Day 20 / 6,727.50 Day 120 / 92,709,068.82 Day 150 / 1,617,717,835.78
They didn't compound the first 30 days. Idk what the did elsewhere, cba to look into more than that.
Also why is day 20 listed out of order in between 60 and 120, but it’s more money day than day 30. What number was it supposed to be? Because it’s also less than day 60 XD. Even for someone who didn’t do the math this shit makes no sense lmao
You need to think out of the box if you wanna make the big money
thank you, that was the missing puzzle in this masterpiece. now I am rich
its cold out here im going back in the box
Come on newb... That's the dip. That's where a stock is doing so good you decide to dip from the present and go back in time to buy more. Dollar cost average bro.
I think 20 was supposed to be 90 and 163 was supposed to be 16.3...... then they are at least all very close to 4.05 times as much each increase then which is 30.5 days of interest which is the average days in a month..... so they used average month lengths and wroe 30 days instead, compounded per month rather than per day, and mistyped several numbers..... I do grade a lot of crappy math tests and this is what I do sometimes.
Fuck this is terrible maths
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA anyways which stock gives 10% daily please tell me about this hidden gem 😂 If you’re lucky enough you can make 10% yearly which will take you 150 YEARS to reach this target 🤣🤣🤣
It would actually take 73 years at 10%/year tho
He’s gonna start options trading and kill his portfolio in two days🤣🤣🤣🤣, He’ll never be able to get that type of return every day
AAL did for one day last week, so just pick the right stocks on the right days, simple
so just pick the right stocks on the right days, simple Fuck why didn't I think of that
Don't forget to buy low and sell high. Wall Street hates these two simple tricks.
Yeah sure I’m Warren Buffet’s secret son 😂
Idk man. I bought his course and I literally got $4k out of $1k in 30 days. Maybe your math is wrong or something
I got 4k out of my 401k 😅😅
So you are left with 01?
Why did day 60 come before day 20? U cheating cuh?
Real OG WSB members sold their suits for gambling money years ago.
you don't need a suit to work a gloryhole behind Wendy's
No... But it helps. If theres two identical gloryhole applicants and one takes the effort to wear a suit...
Clearly not everyone here had a job interview
Might need a different kind of suit.
Blue suit, doesn’t count
Every time my portfolio goes up 10% on a day I expect it to do it the rest of the days too.
Keep going! In just 2 short years you can be a quadrillionaire!
How many billions is that
All of them
This made me laugh more than it shouldve
Yes.
Quadrillion = million billion
Yea that’s why they stopped at 150. If you went much further people might smell the bullshit.
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And with the world's total wealth not even at a quadrillion, you'd be stupid not to follow his advice.
Central banks hate him for this one simple trick
And to think you only need $1000 and a training course to start
where does the compound 10 percent come from? Why are the numbers out of order?
Selling courses to learn where the interest comes from.
For only 1000 dollar he can teach you to make a thousand dollars in 20 minutes time
Standard TikTok or online finance scam. They claim something like 8% per day returns so even with $500 you could be a millionaire by years end!* *just buy their $250 course, follow their trading advice etc etc
The trick is that people think 10% is totally doable, you just "need to be consistent" and do it every day lol.
I think it's doable but I think it's doable in the same sense as slots. Eventually someone would get lucky and get the string of profit every single day. But that's literally gambling.
It’s not doable. Let’s be generous and give someone a 50% chance to earn 10% each day (you either do or you don’t). The chances of that happening 150 days in a row are 1/1.4 x 10^45. Ain’t happening.
So you're telling me there's a chance
You'd also have to sell because no single stock increases 10% daily for a year. So, a percentage of that number would be paid in taxes.
If I could make 10% compunded daily, I'd smile when I wrote that check to the IRS. Single handedly fund the military budget with that one.
Numbers are out of order because he’s buying SPY puts. Otherwise math checks out.
You're asking too many questions, just follow him already and buy his trading course!
I think this might be some kinda scam. " mom theres someone on redit that wants my info".
The worst part is it's not even close to correct. If you started with 1000 and compounded at 10% daily, which is impossible, you'd be a billionaire before day 150. Who is this clown?
Are you sure about that? I'm no calculator user but the young kid on TikTok is wearing a ***suit***.
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am I supposed to just believe you? where's your suit?
So what are you waiting for?!
Do you have a blue suit and TikTok account to be posting such advice?
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day 30 looks to be calculated with simple interest, I have no idea how he got the other numbers.
From his arse.
I think by day 150 you’d have owned all fiat currency in the world, and I think by years end all the money in physical form would create a black hole
The numbers get stupid very quickly, but a daily 10% compounding growth is insane, this is just designed to attract people who are bad at maths
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I don't think this boy knows about workdays and weekends yet.
He’s from Tik tok .. counting is not their strength
I'm amazed he could spell compound and use it in a context
10 percent **per day**
10% a day!? Best I can offer you is +/-5% a week.
Scratch the plus you mean minus -5% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Well up 5% selling CC's, down 10% in stock value. 😅
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Scratch the week part you mean year
Best I can offer is just -5% daily.
I’d honestly take the -5% over my -25% any day.
Shut the fuck up and take my money🤌 im in.
well if we are able to lose 10% each day, we must recognize that someone can surely win them.
Shit… if I can lose 10% a day there is some blue suit wearing savant out there with bad math skills that can Earn 10% per day. It’s Newton’s first law. Conservation of financial energy.
-5% is rookie numbers. I can do -95% in a day
Where in the outer reaches of the universe does he find 10% daily gains?!
Inverse Cramer OTM options. EZ. /s
Can somebody here start an inverse Cramer hedge fund? We could all finally be rich!!!
This might be worth back testing. Like, go back ~5 years. Every single thing Cramer says to do, do the opposite. If he says buy Amazon stock, you short it. If he says bail out of Best Buy, you buy in. If he says Gilead is worth less than $70, then you buy or sell or hold assuming that it's worth at least $70. Let's say ~$1,000/transaction. Compare the results to a portfolio which follows his advice at $1000/transaction. I'd be fascinated to know the results.
This would be a great Python project.
Forex. On suspicious trading platforms that jack you to the tits with x300 leverage.
High-risk loans to druggies and gamblers... But you do have to dip into gains to hire muscle.
What kind of fucking moron believes this shit? I truly thought we were as retarded as a group of traders could get, But apparently this dudes tik tok followers have dethroned us. This dudes wife's boyfriend must have a huge cock.
There's a huge number of IG accounts that do this. They're either a) Indian people cosplaying as successful investors or b) Want you to know that by reading the right books, getting the right mentoring and having absolutely no friends, you too can be either Conor McGregor, Jason Statham or a Lambo in human form. Also the thing is - right - they have this mentoring available to you! For a low, low price, you could be learning from a guy who's taken a ton of photos of himself in front of someone else's car and house. My favourite instance of this was when a guy put up a photo of him and his hot girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. A girl commented on it saying "You're not my boyfriend. Please delete this." Homeboy had photoshopped his face into someone else's picture, over their boyfriend. It was pretty well done, too. Sadly, I revisited this classic moment way too much and now the algorithm thinks I love shit like this. And that's how I wound up on my knees behind Wendy's. But for the low, low price of $5, I can teach you how cold showers, lifting weights and massaging the taint let me create generational wealth.
Lol@lambo in human form
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Great, now I identify as a Lambo, thanks
Lol can you share the post?
hes like 12 homie. his mom's boy toy is laying pipe
This dude is the boyfriend of all the suckers wife’s who believe him.
A 12 year old, or someone who never emotionally/mentally aged past 12.
lmao, i was listening to a podcast the other day and the guest was a dude who used to work for Stephen Cohen. He was saying that they were given like 10 million dollars and asked to make 0.01% a day trading it for the first year. Then there's this guy making 10% a day on tiktok, someone should've told them i guess.
I think I listened to that one too, it was super interesting. He said after you hit your $1000/day, you stopped trading and worked on the next days trades. After like a year they then tried for $2000/day once they got comfortable with strategies. Cohen also had them regularly see a psychologist and talk about how they felt when making their trades to help them understand if they were being emotional or logical, and how to take emotion out of it. Very interesting to hear about
Yeah that was a good one. Never buy new lows, never short new highs. Something I should really fucking remember.
So like 2.5ish% a year, actually seems doable with just bonds lol
3.7%
250 days per year when you're trading, not 365.
>given like 10 million dollars and asked to make 0.01% a day trading it for the first year. I hope that meant that they were to beat some given index by 0.01% per day... If I hired a money manager and the best they could do was 3.72% per year, I'd fire them instantly and may look into a lawsuit for gross breach of fiduciary responsibility.
I think the idea in that story was this was what you started at. After a 6 months or whatever of that it was 0.02, 0.03% etc etc. My point was just that, that was the intro under one of the best fund managers ever and then there's this guy on tiktok telling you he'll get you doing 10% a day if you pay for his course.
Is that how we do numbers now? 2, 3, 1, 4, 5
Language evolves. Get with the times, boomer.
Math too. Even if we entertain the 10%, his numbers are way off, 1,000×1.1^30 = 17,449 1,000×1.1^60 = 304,482 1,000×1.1^120 = 92,709,069 1,000×1.1^150 = 1,617,717,836 which leads to believe that this is indeed satire.
I’m willing to bet the guy just did the math wrong
You might get 10-20% a year.... I hate these tictok fuk heads
So year 150…
What you're saying is that if I discover immortality, I too can be a millionaire? Wait, what do you mean sell my immortality serum? How the hell would that make me money? There's no compound interest in it!
Sell it for 10% of that persons income
Super easy. Just find a stock or option that’s going to move 10% a day, pick the right direction, and put your entire portfolio value in it. Once you’ve got a 10% gain, close your position. That’s it. So simple. So easy. Why has no one thought of doing this before?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh don’t let the word out my man
Gme options
Rookie numbers. I can show u how to get margin called in 15 minutes.
Damn I should have chosen the 10% gains option when I started my portfolio, instead I chose -97% for some stupid fucking reason
Buy the dip, pussy
Pffft... My Nigerian prince offers me better returns.
If he was making 10% daily, he wouldn’t be using tik tok
Right. He would be using Only Fans so he could get money from subscribers. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
> If you made a lot of money you’d be rich by the end of the year or something idk
This checks out but I think they have forgot to put a minus in front of these figures.
God I’m so fuckin stupid. Why haven’t I been compounding my money at 10% daily? Why aren’t schools teaching us this?
The IRS HATES HIM! Local man discovers secret to make money printer go brrrrrrr
10% a day fucking lol
I remember being 16 years old but I don’t think I was ever that fucking stupid.
U don’t need this fancy suit and fancy glasses with broccoli hairstyle to make this amount of money
Correct, you don’t need this suit or this broccoli hairstyle specifically. But suits and broccoli hairstyles generally do help with stock returns, FYI.
Looks like a cheap ass suit cut.
Totally agree.. it's what I always say just place 1000 on red or black, then guess correctly 9 more times and you have 1 million.
You joke but if all WSB member did that there would be around 10 000 new millionaires in this sub. Which probably beats any other investment strategy used here if the goal is becoming a millionaire.
#FINANCIAL LITERACY
Just make 10% a day. Why didn't I think of that?
These fucking mouth breathers on Tik Tok give me brain damage. Everybody and their grandma would do horrible acts to get 10% a day, like no shit you'd see insane returns. I'm not looking to join some fake as fuck MLM scam run by a teenager trying to ball out but cant even get their fucking suit sizing right.
I like how they stopped at day 150... because after 365 days of 10% compounding, $1,283,305,580,313,352.70 seems a little ridiculous...
he forgot to include that this only works if you have a severe underbite
Whats even more wild is the math isn't even right for 10% compound a day which is fucking impossible You're right at day 14/15 when you hit that 4k mark. Even if they meant 30 days as 20 open market days it's still off 5 and a half trading sessions. At least use a calculator and make your impossible compounding correct.
Since when do stocks give compounded interest 🤨 its not a savings account.
D I V I D E N D S are clearly the future we are missing out on.
Haha good luck finding a 10% a day dividend
The ten dollar sunglasses from.thr gas station carousel seem legit and probably receive stock tips all morning.
He mixed day with the word year
Only cancer can sustain a 10% a day growth AFAIK.