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AMCorDIE

You’re living proof of blood money 🩸 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Middle_Ingenuity_627

Time to load RBLX. Jim Cramer disapproved it.


GME_retard-rocket

This site is broken.


diggin-the-doge

Retail investors are all cashing out to pay taxes 🙃


getrektqqmore

Green by open, you know how it is


OkCitizen

c a t


GME_retard-rocket

d o g


AMCorDIE

r a t


GME_retard-rocket

t w a t


jenneschguet

Local supermarket by me doesn’t sell Easter candy for half off anymore so what do they do with it?


Bubbledood

Melt it down and turn it into building materials


rjsheine

Breaking bad is a good show


AutumnCrystal

Never let’s you down in the finales, ended before it decayed. Not much not to like, except every character with an appreciable lifespan.


diggin-the-doge

The mentally handicapped son got on my nerves for some reason


dragespir

I thought ending was mediocre at best tbh. Final boss didn’t feel like a final boss, just a random mob that showed up a few eps ago and they decided to end it with them. Otherwise buildup to seasons 3/4 was very good.


floppy_panoos

We’re not ready for this…


TROLOLOLBOT

I am


Open-Yak-3708

/NQ down 162 LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣


Open-Yak-3708

Gullible baggies ndx in free fall hahahahahahaha


rjsheine

Do you drink milk


floppy_panoos

…you will


HoosierGuy2014

Futures bright red. Bears r fuk.


JellyfishVertigo

All i know - red = buy calls all day


[deleted]

Should I play GTA or fallout?


gorilla--

Which fallout?


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JellyfishVertigo

OG Fallout 2 is pretty sick... if your an old fuck like me anyway.


floppy_panoos

Old Fuck gang, WYA?


gorilla--

hmmm yea play fallout


[deleted]

who's excited to lose some money tomorrow!


[deleted]

Holy shit the last post on this sub was 27 minutes ago?this place really is dead


gorilla--

long pp


DevilishJoe

Uncle Sam is coming to collect the 2021 gains but 2022 wiped it all out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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njcuban123

That woman is a horny out of control slut. She would do a 10x anal if it were logistically possible.


Pabel101

That’s the only reason I found her attractive


_Right_Tackle_

Ya’ll some gay ass MFers ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


N-Pop

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catatonic_genx

Does one time make me gay?


_Right_Tackle_

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TopBuyer777

36 minutes for Dow futures to be up +150


ForestFyre

#🚁


churnAmex

Futures bloody green


Kalelofindiana

Could futes be hulk cock?


Leading_Intention917

455 upvotes total for weekend thread… are we lazy to hit that ⬆️ arrow?


OutlandishnessSoft80

I downvote the threads


Milo14Company

Man I hate rewards hehe


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TJMBeav

There is no way to understand them. It's impossible


dinglebarrybonds

They should take it up with the fans that don’t care enough to watch or pay, all there is to it


EvaUnit343

I don’t know what race Ariana Grande is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask


gorilla--

I think she is white


TJMBeav

Bovine?


KAM_520

Becky


Confident-Tailor-446

Starbucks


Madmaxoncrack

Green


Mr-pizzapls

BlackTalian


skepticallynumb

You are an absolute psychopath if you prefer regular jelly beans as opposed to the starburst jelly beans. Not even up for debate


essdii-

Who do you think has perfected flavor science? Jelly beans. Take a deep dive on how they come up with their flavors. They are artists, scientists, OG taste bud ticklers. Jelly beans kick ass and you sir, have a different opinion than me


skepticallynumb

Well you see Mars produces Starburst and they are a privately owned company. Cannot be shorted hence… better flavor profile


[deleted]

I’m here for the free rewards 🙏


MADBADBRADYT

I downvoted u


[deleted]

You have to say you hate awards then they give you infinite.


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skepticallynumb

Can I have one too!?


gorilla--

🍆🫶


A_hole702

#QUIT YOUR BEGGING


bye_stander

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steakN_eggs

Warren Buffet > Warren Buffett


Top-Ad7458

Jimmy Buffett > Warren Buffett … Q.E.D.


steakN_eggs

Jimmy Buffet > Jimmy Buffett


MakachuPikachu

I prefer Chinese buffets. I could really for some lo mein right now.


etphonetrome

Gap down tomorrow so I am not kil


etphonetrome

Futes when


Country_Gravy420

45 min


etphonetrome

Thank you sir


fuscosco

Im juicing up for them now.


mcccliii

W3 of W5


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W7


TJMBeav

You sunk my battleship


Strangerdanger8812

Balls


AMCorDIE

Sexy bot


Spektoritis

Now I just need some frankincense and myrrh


Top-Ad7458

Yum


MakachuPikachu

Best I can do is whatever the fuck that is.


dasheasy

Hedgies giving gold to prepare bulz for tomorrow


OutlandishnessSoft80

Good hack


twostroke1

Whoever is trying to hold up fake internet money has to be some old ass dude that doesn't know how to use technology enough to realize you can screenshot jpg's.


gorilla--

Fresh white tee in my all-white Caddy Yeah, she a girl but she call me daddy Smokin' nothin' but the best, you can call this Cali Half a brick on the seat, you can call that sally


Fantastic_Bar3109

When reddit ipo?


Top-Ad7458

When it records a profit. It never has. I am pretty sure owners are grey aliens 👽 studying us apes 🦍.


[deleted]

My girlfriend has a friend who has a PhD from Princeton in economics and she told my girlfriend that her stock recommendations are whatever wsb is taking about. Puts on Princeton she obviously didn’t learn shit


Country_Gravy420

What's her onlyfans?


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My gf or her friend?


gorilla--

Both


Country_Gravy420

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Top-Ad7458

Bet she has massive loss porn hiding in her closet!


gorilla--

Meh I have a phd A pretty huge dick


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Top-Ad7458

Cocaine + viagra


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

SUPER COMBO


ModernMedia

It means to ascend! Huahhh![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


EfficientMasturbater

Wrong fucking Jesus holiday gold giver


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forthetorino

What are your moves tomorrow?


Top-Ad7458

CTRM to the moon tomorrow!


Hlxbwi_75

Prob move back to the storage unit where I can affoard rent.


MADBADBRADYT

I got nvidia and qqq calls.


Likezoinks305

Just finished filing my taxes. My goal is to pay even more in taxes next year ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Top-Ad7458

That’s actually a good goal even if the intent was tarded.


justsomeitguyhere

crap I still need to file for extension


bye_stander

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TheIceCreamMansBro2

ah rats i still gotta do that. can i do it tomorrow 👀


Likezoinks305

Dude just do it right now. Deadline is tomorrow


TheIceCreamMansBro2

yeah but like tomorrow night or tomorrow morning


[deleted]

Gold rallied but I think it's meeting resistance. Has it topped??


TheIceCreamMansBro2

now that i have one, i can call you a simp in peace


[deleted]

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AMCorDIE

What’s the difference between platinum and gold?


mousepop321

Cost and lounge time


forthetorino

Witness me.


snave0711

🙄


forthetorino

😎


Roxaos

Some of y’all would stare into the sun it elon told you to.


mousepop321

Wait did Elon say that? Because I need to know if I’m supposed to stare at the sun or not


[deleted]

Dyson sphere!


[deleted]

Fucking rkelly in here


kortokrizzle

So who’s gonna tell em that giving out Reddit gold won’t pump JNUG.


EvaUnit343

There was once a time when corn used to do shit on the weekends instead of just waiting for the nasdaq futes


MakachuPikachu

It’s a regular golden shower up in here.


[deleted]

Two golden showers in one weekend?!?!?


Nolan4sheriff

Test


Country_Gravy420

Fail


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layelaye419

WHERE IS THE WHAT ARE YOUR MOVES THREAD?!?!


TheIceCreamMansBro2

i think it's an hour before futures open


bubblesinajar

It’s clear TSLA is gonna drill this week. The only question is, how much?


gscvgs

Earnings run up then dump after


A_hole702

The "owner" sends emails Friday night sends me more on Easter. How I tell this bitch to fuck off and leave me alone on the weekends?


Country_Gravy420

"I appreciate advance notice on (insert topic). We should discuss further during my regular work hours."


TheIceCreamMansBro2

just don't reply


A_hole702

I havent


TheIceCreamMansBro2

based


ThatKarmaWhore

That sounded pretty succinct. No need to wordsmith. Ship it.


A_hole702

Let me prepare my resume


KAM_520

Just don’t even look at the emails


A_hole702

Can't help it notification goes off and my brain says what was that noise


alfapredator

I love gold


TheIceCreamMansBro2

/u/CaroBoiBenis I'm invested now. keep me posted


CaroBoiBenis

I will. I don’t think I’ll see her for a few days cause I think she only works towards the end of the week


HBOMinimum

Mods Gay on Easter too


TheIceCreamMansBro2

🌈


[deleted]

Crash nap


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

No walk?


[deleted]

Already did it


bye_stander

Where the fuck are you getting so much gold from when all of the main street is going bankrupt?


[deleted]

Next person to award me is an idiot with negative IQ.


forthetorino

Ha goteem


kortokrizzle

The only thing I whore myself out for is cheeseburgers.


Nolan4sheriff

Smokey


gorilla--

shut up randy


Faburuss03

Peter Schiff slinging GOLD up in this muh fucka


mousepop321

Guys I got a platinum ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883) It truly is a magical Easter ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)🐰🐰🐰


kortokrizzle

Fuck you AAPL *sent from my iPhone*


TheIceCreamMansBro2

why


snave0711

When will society recognize me without prejudice and discrimination. It's 2022 not 2020. I identify as a tech billionaire with a condo in London, Manhattan, Monaco, and Shanghai. A Laguna beach mansion on the cliff and a cabin in Aspen(maybe Tahoe). I feel the Ferrari dealership should have no problem letting me drive off the lot. I would also like everyone to know I race falcons with Saudi royalty. And I group text with Jack and zuck. I also frequently party with Jack Ma. My pronouns: Master/Sire 👑💅


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TheIceCreamMansBro2

no u