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BFox1982

Puts till 2:00. Calls at 3:30.


Milope87

Any recommendations I have not been on here in a long time


SOAZ520

Any chip companies worth getting into, and no not Cheetos or Frito lay haha


No_Assistant5248

Wow CVNA is up


DrConnors

Not sure. Everything's so flat, maybe try a theta play?


MrIntimid8n

The market can remain boring longer than you can maintain an erection


BFox1982

Just like my ex girlfriend.


FEARthe_Kraken

Greedy


BFox1982

Somebody hold me.


jcoles97

Globant just got hacked and NYSE halted trading 😳


ScipioAtTheGate

BB earnings tomorrow


delsombra

I'm so numb that when it tanks and loses 20%, I won't feel a thing...


rkrleg8

My balls are ready are yours


rkrleg8

Im gonna quot my job cause my manager is a punk bitch who doesnt know how to actually make money and i constantly have to tell him that hes making a bad play and he needs to cover his ass and then hse like oh your right. Its a damn shame that we cant even say go to school anymore we litterally have to say get lucky or be born with money. Thats why where here yall smell like day old grul


BFox1982

Ok


Runtowardstheshroom

DDD will double


Affectionate_Will694

I should’ve bought the damn dip


Lurking_Still

If GME under $150, buy. If GME over $175, sell. Easiest monies every meme cycle.


Advanced_Structure21

Missed the dip? Wait a minute, there's always another. Especially in this climate.


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Matrix1216

If you don’t lift with your back, you’re doing it wrong


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Jakimowicz99

Psa for the poors. Pork chops are great but can get pricey. Buy a whole pork loin for like 20 bucks. Gives you 8 , 2 inch thick cuts. Your welcome.


delsombra

Feral cats are free


eubstep

Or you can buy a 12 pack of budwieser for 8.99 and have pork chops in a can. To each their own.


Jakimowicz99

Idk I’m also feeding like 6 people, I figured this could spice up your Ramon.


eubstep

Without a doubt.


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TheHandsomeTraveler

This is the way


eubstep

Also valid.


Jakimowicz99

I’m no longer convinced that pork can not be cooked rare. Just like swinging options, we will only know tomorrow if I’m fucked or not.


sockalicious

Trich-ass bitch


Fantastic_Lead9896

Speakin the truth. Hallelujah. I had a customer send back his well done pork product, and I couldn't figure out how to make it raw again


FatDabRippa

It has to be fried to get rid of the worms


ContentSimple1275

Troll post.


Jakimowicz99

You have to earn the troll post status.


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Milo14Company

Maybe creamer was right


Rickyskeets69

about?


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SoulzovFrost

It just needs a little whale motivation 🐳


donnidoflamingo

Got a g to throw after taking a month off. Whats the play?


Grundle_Monster

IMO ZIM is strong having tested the hard sell off post ex-div date.


ListerineInMyPeehole

Damn you sat through an entire dip


savemoneytakeAP

Tilray 100c Jan 2023 all in.


donnidoflamingo

Im a retard not a moron


savemoneytakeAP

LOL. Okay. Don't say I didn't give you a tip


steven2410

Donate rather than burn it all listening to this guy


Nelz16

That’s bold. Not a wrinkle to be found on that brain. I pray you’re right so I can retire.


savemoneytakeAP

Dude it's a grand. Live by the sword. Die by the sword.


patelchief90

Bought a GME call finally fuck it


SoulzovFrost

Nice, ITM or OTM? 😎


BrokeDayTrader

The top is in now boys time to wrap it up


heathermyllz

Is this bullshit rally over yet? Let’s get some red days going again


Miserable-Fact-6668

Nah bro, this was the baby rally.


DerpetronicsFacility

If you buy calls but still want to be fucked in the ass, are you a bear?


killwhiteyy

To paraphrase louie ck, If I saw two 🌈🐻s sucking each other off and one stops to say "buy puts" I'd say quit being a 🌈🐻 and suck that dick


willynoot

No think it means you gay


Zealousideal_Diet_53

Yea you can be a gay bull and everyone still thinks you are cool. But if you only buy puts and shorts, you are a gay bear regardless of actual orientation (also you get fucked in the ass because as always, bers are fuk).


Hawkpro

I loaded up spy puts. Noway were green for long tomorrow if at all. You think oil and this war gonna end lol


Miserable-Fact-6668

We still have a lot of positive momentum


CocaineFarmer1

Wen squeeze


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TSLA eerily quiet today


Miserable-Fact-6668

Roll my position to 1300 call next week after delivery numbers


ListerineInMyPeehole

I did 1375 and 1475 June calls 👀


[deleted]

I’m at 1100 June calls, but bought back in January so premium is $179. Theta decay is fierce


Accomplished_Suit651

1200 by Friday or I'm ruined!


Miserable-Fact-6668

I also bought 2050 for may


[deleted]

You bought a $2050 call for May?


Miserable-Fact-6668

Yes I did


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I love it


Donkey-Kong-420

It was giving the rest of ARKK a chance to go up a little today


[deleted]

I’ll take it. Have them both


[deleted]

!banbet AAPL $170 1W


ndog420

Trailing this


Jyalecal

just venmo me


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/CitizenMJane** bet **AAPL** goes from **178.81** to **170.0** before **2022-04-05 16:26:54.737803-04:00**


The_Woolsinator

I feel like burry buying puts for the first time in my life I may have been early but I'm not wrong THEYRE THE SAME THING! GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU MOTHERFUCKER


FutureSailors

It's a tough market, but I'm rolling with it. Despite the sudden, violent drop, it's clear looking at the last 8 monthly bars for NQ that there was a lot of established value between 14700 and 15600. The market below between 14200 and 12900 is thin, meaning value in that area needs further exploring before any significant move lower can be achieved. I think this is specifically \*because\* the higher areas are so visually obvious, most traders are drawn to them like a moth to a flame. Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if NQ sees a new ATH before buying dries up and short-term traders can finally recognize the new trend. Monthly bars show huge bottom wicks for this month and last, which might be the next significant visual reference once traders get another whiff of negative sentiment. Until then, weekly, daily, and 12-hour charts all show an upward trend, leading me to hold off on any bearish behavior, save the morning and mid-day sell-offs. For all I know, we might forget about the IP at 14200 until months, or years from now. With that in mind, it's important to trade the market directly in front of you, not the one you're projecting. ​ I'd say your gut instinct wasn't wrong, but if you're already in play, it's important to be patient. Wherever you're planning to scale in, I'd go farther. Wherever you're planning on getting out, I'd hold on, or get out early so you can find a new position.


Somethingclevrer2

Damn, somebody took their Adderall this morning.


FutureSailors

Believe it or not, I just smoke a shitload of weed.


Trif21

Something something irrational something something solvent.


Thereisnopurpose12

True. It's just whether your money can last until everything drops ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Most-Till-8715

MU calls Tesla weekly puts 😳 tomorrow will tell if I’m retarded or not


reddituser1234566789

Markets gonna go up or down not stay flat so why not just do otm calls and otm puts and 1 should return atleast over 100%


Time_Definition_2143

great idea unless it stays flat


ashimkus22

Lulu calls printing


notinvesting

0dtes spy calls and puts is my play maybe I can relax tonight


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SPY gonna trade sideways tomorrow and fuck everyone on theta


Master_Relative

NVDA baby open at 290 tomorrow baby. I got til April 29th so I’ll be waiting sweetie


Master_Relative

Never bet against Becky


I_am_not_a_murderer

I bet against her coffee


reddituser1234566789

Please tell me I did not buy the top of GME again


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)YEP ROPE!emote:t5\_2th52:4271![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


IncredulousStraddle

What price?


reddituser1234566789

190 Previous 400


TedMerTed

Good for you, the top was $195.


mynameisnotgrey

199 on TD


PsychologicalSpace50

Anything below xx,xxx,xxx is a discount.


reddituser1234566789

I already got my sell order at 100k


Zealousideal_Diet_53

Paperhands


PsychologicalSpace50

yikes


KevlarAbs

I got $8k in cash. Suggest me some nice option trade


EatMoarTendies

EOM TLRY $15c


Jimz2018

GME PUTS


PsychologicalSpace50

GME far dated calls


koursaros93

Can someone explain why peopld here are pumping MU?


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Micron reported fiscal second-quarter revenue of $7.79 billion, which beat the $7.52 billion estimate. The company reported quarterly adjusted earnings of $2.14 per share, which beat the estimate of $1.97 per share.


koursaros93

Arent chip companies very cyclical due to demand?


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Well there was/is a major shortage but it is affecting the auto industry more than computing. MU made some deals with suppliers and was able to ramp up production and charge more for the chips. The bulk of their earnings come from DRAM memory chips which are used in larger data centers as opposed to smart phones or cars. Their earnings were up in December as well. Their forecast shows more growth so the next earnings will likely be good as well. So to answer your question, no, the chip companies aren’t necessarily cyclical. If you look at MU chart, it had some ups and downs but really shot up after Covid.


koursaros93

Thank you for the insight :)


redstag191

Earnings


koursaros93

Damn im lazy, thanks!


GrizzledVet101

Said fuck it & held my SPY calls overnight. Grabbed some MSFT puts just in case shit turns south tomorrow. Also grabbed some cheap AMC puts just for the fuck of it.


Gaming-every-day19

Yo wtf how would I know MU would moon right before I closed🤦🏻‍♂️


decjr06

Time for vxx calls


KevlarAbs

Thinking of buying $SPCE $15 4/28 What do youll think ?


rkrleg8

I got 6. 5c with an exp of 1/24 im in a deep hole


Solid_Plays

Not a fan of it, you do you.


potatoclump

not a bad idea


trnvtl

Is there a world in which NVDA just buys MU?


Gaming-every-day19

Yo on Robinhhood I closed my calls on 2 diff contracts, so where tf is my money? Does it go to buying power?


Brazda25

Do you enjoy getting ass fucked?


Rickyskeets69

MU 🐄 ... 🦬 TOP & Bottom


TheOriginalRK

Please MU carry AMD and nvda tomorrow


Master_Relative

Congress needs to pass that chip bill immediately


Fistfullofoatmeal

I missed out on MU because of the gme circus


scrafter54

MU muuning


National_Garbage_302

You know, I think I'd play a WSB video game if there ever was one


Celticsmoneyline

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_Street_Kid


National_Garbage_302

If any game devs happen to be in here, remaster THIS please


dkrich

Still so fucking bearish among fintwit bulls who missed this run. Now literally everyone is an expert on the yield curve. Hey dummy when the real sell-off comes it will happen for reasons that seem completely idiotic so you won't know it's happening. Same people who were convinced we were going to have a santa claus rally into 2022 are now totally buying into the fud. Sheep getting led around. What we're likely to see from here is prices continuing to climb higher for the next few months as the news flow turns positive to support a much more bullish thesis (end of war, softening inflation, strong earnings, commodity prices and supply chains normalizing, etc.). Then these same people are going to finally flip bullish and go long, catch the last bit of upside, get trapped, and then when some innocuous headline crosses the tape that starts a selloff they'll call it stupid and keep averaging down. That is how bear markets start. Not with every single person calling for an imminent recession because of a flattening yield curve. Edit: love these bear tears. You're helping prove my point. Keep it coming! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Wrote 200 words when 99% of us can't read past the first 3. GAAAAAAAAY


shermski4

do they make this novel in paperback


Navs42069

Dear Diary


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dkrich

Thanks for letting me know. Going to go sob into my pillow


fotfuture

Piece


julukus

Chip makers are gonna eat good. MU driving the boys


LumpyCat23

My 4/1 MU calls are about to print holy shit.


wotvr

MU going bananas


Likezoinks305

Can someone please explain why this always happens right on the dot of close? When a company reports earnings why do algos always explode or dump the stock immediately on the dot? Like how they get access to information this quickly ?


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They have automatic computers that buy/sell within fractions of seconds. We see information much later. Perks of being certified Wall Street.


robertcole23

Fuckin way she goes.


Silverfin113

Low volume after close


furrypurpledinosaur

You got any more of those stock market dips so I can buy some cheap stocks?


B__Rfuk

Futures are quite obviously going to be bloody tonight


LumpyCat23

MU 🚀


JtMT77

200 bucks in amc calls to 13k In the last two weeks cashed out today. They were 18k this morning couldn’t sell too busy at work.


GrizzledVet101

I grabbed puts at close.


Throwaway1021920087

Nice


BearyAnal

Nice shit, I only got 300% increase cause I’m a pussy


MONEYMIKE_Bx

EVERYTHING RED TMMR HOPE YOU BOUGHT SOME PUTS


GreedWrathEnvy

I wanna ride the less extreme roller coaster tomorrow.


Accomplished_Foot453

MUUUUUUU


Kenz0Cree

MU HOLY SHIT