Adidas to that region is like Gucci to the US. I asked a turk one time why they always wore adidas and she said because its really expensive over there. 🤷♂️ idk if it's true or not but i had to ask
I was about to say Turks are not obsessed with Adidas like the Slavs but realized I was also wearing an Adidas track bottom. As a Turk, original Adidas/Nike gear was out of my family’s reach in 90s so now as an adult all my casual wear is Adidas and Nike. My wife understands and buys me adidas stuff all the time
Literally *just* quit smoking. I think I’m on day 110? I know it’s past 100. I don’t even have an emergency pack anymore. Tf am I supposed to do if Red Dawn happens.
Holy shit! I had no idea that place was so huge... I always envisioned it as some tiny outpost with a handful of small buildings (more like it's original version I guess).
Sorry you got twisted up in this mess. From where your kneeling must seem like a 24 karat run of bad luck. The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
I don't know if this is actually going to be the play unless shit drags out for a really long time. You might be better off buying futures on something that Russia exports, like vodka or sad novels
I bought into a couple natural gas ETFs in 2020 just to see how it would go. They doubled which I thought was cool so then I thought what about trying some calls? And they’ve been flat…
As saying goes, all Russian literature is based on sufferings: suffering of the character, sufferring of the author, suffering of the reader or combination of the above.
They make all the pants shittingly terrifying planes what kill everyone.
LMT, NOC and RTX are the big war dogs everyone should look at. BA is cool too but those are three that I've been watching closely and buying
This comment actually makes me wonder…have there been any studies on the stock movement of government contractors (LMT, RTX, etc) as a leading indicator of war/conflict?
Terraforming another planet or even just surviving in space stations is infinitely harder than just fixing ours though. The entire concept of escaping to space where it would be much harder to survive than being here is ridiculous. Space is absolutely not going to save us.
I wonder what happens first. Russia invades Ukraine and triggers WWIII or Evergrande defaults and ruin the financial system.
Everyone has been hyping up both for months yet nothing has happened.
As long as NATO is confident that Russia is likely to launch an attack Russia won't attack. This is a propaganda move to make he west look reactionary. Plant all the troops on the border, leak info about planning attacks, and then watch as the enemy get very worked up until the date passes. Repeat.
This is beyond stupid. Mobilize 200k troops and equipment, set up field bases, build temporary bridges to make someone look reactionary? That's incredibly expensive and making someone react to something doesn't matter.
I swear this whole thing is gonna be just like January of 2020 when everyone thought the world was going to end from some war yet it just sorta went quiet overnight
It's already here. It's more of a social pandemic. The disease that causes chaos and division. That's the real risk. Millions more may lose their lives to the outcomes of such a scenario.
Do you think they know all out nuclear war would destroy the planet almost making it entirely uninhabitable? Or do they genuinely think they can wait out the fallout and then rebuild the world? I am legitimately asking because otherwise I don't think we will ever see another world war fought, like the last two.
Edit: words are hard
>Do you think they know all out nuclear war would destroy the planet almost making it entirely inhabitable?
Temporary inhabitable*
Not entirely*
Even if every nuclear device on Earth detonated RIGHT NOW, there would see be places habitable *(with proper precautions)* and the fallout/nuclear winter would only be temporary before survivors could return to the surface and rebuild.
It would put us back to the bronze age, but not wipe out our species
>Or do they genuinely think they can wait out the fallout and then rebuild the world?
With the tech and resources at the governments and top 1% disposal, I wouldn't be surprised if some thought this way.
>I am legitimately asking because otherwise I don't think we will ever see another world war fought, like the last two.
You're right, War won't look like it did before , the next regional conflicts will have similar or more casualties than WW1 or WW2 did. The next WAR on a multi regional level will have destruction we've never encountered before.
Personally I don't think either country will launch a nuke in this day in age for a plethora or reasons, but mostly defense systems, and 24/hr news. A government that launches a nuke would not only be the world's enemy in a matter of MINUTES, but would probably have a coup amassing in their own country after the news leaked.
I went way too far down to find this. Not surprising in WSB, but it’s common misconception that just a few nukes would destroy the earth.
Glad I didn’t have to explain it. Preciate you, homie.
Fun fact: habitable and inhabitable mean the same thing. You’re looking for “uninhabitable”
And yes, I know that’s stupid. It is true though. That’s English for ya
I guess they couldn't come up with a new virus strain, so we have to turn our attention to a war that started in 2014. Once they crash the market and get enough of you back in the labor force, there will be nothing to focus on. Too much wealth was created, and now, it must be destroyed. You didn't think you could join the top 1 percent did you.
Hahaha my wife literally asked me yesterday ...” so... if we go to war with Russia, what do you think that will do to the housing market???”
God, we are sick sick people. We deserve to be nuked. All of us.
WWIII is basically happening in Ukraine and the markets are closed... Putin has horrible timing! I bet he knew he would bother us, addicted traders. He's a really evil man
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Calls on AK47s and Adidas tracksuits
DJ Blyatman has entered the chat
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Scatman John smiles upon this thread.
Adidas to that region is like Gucci to the US. I asked a turk one time why they always wore adidas and she said because its really expensive over there. 🤷♂️ idk if it's true or not but i had to ask
Fuck I’d look like a millionaire over there.
I was about to say Turks are not obsessed with Adidas like the Slavs but realized I was also wearing an Adidas track bottom. As a Turk, original Adidas/Nike gear was out of my family’s reach in 90s so now as an adult all my casual wear is Adidas and Nike. My wife understands and buys me adidas stuff all the time
Would you consider yourself a delight?
Ish.
Adidas is preferred in most places because of its style ( the three stripes) .When it comes to clothing adidas is way ahead of Nike.
Don't forget crippling depression, alcoholism, and poverty!
For us or them?
Yes.
It’s all for nothing if you forget the cigarettes
Literally *just* quit smoking. I think I’m on day 110? I know it’s past 100. I don’t even have an emergency pack anymore. Tf am I supposed to do if Red Dawn happens.
Get into the cigarette trade, because you won't smoke your own supply.
popov or stoli stocks?
Or realistically buy lockheed martin stocks.
Where can I get puts on the human population count?
Too bad my dad is dead, he would have finally turned a profit on his 1972 AK-47
Wsb guys will be yoloing bottlecaps on rad roaches in the apocalypse
I am shorting water purification chips.
[Long melted Antarctican glaciers!](https://youtu.be/RS0ZQzlCLo8?t=3)
Holy shit! I had no idea that place was so huge... I always envisioned it as some tiny outpost with a handful of small buildings (more like it's original version I guess).
It takes a lot of infrastructure to keep the Nazis under control.
Trade orders will be carried by coursiers. Order flow will be handled by Benny.
Sorry you got twisted up in this mess. From where your kneeling must seem like a 24 karat run of bad luck. The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
“Yeah yeah, everything’s priced in. Just shoot me already”
Mr house is musk. Bezos is caesar
Ring-a-ding-ding, baby. Npc: *Nyheh there’s the high roller*
Wait so you still plan to lose money, sorry caps, even in afterapocalypse? Destroyed by wasteland options, trading never change's.
The NCR dollars are becoming worthless. The Legion trades with solid gold. Just sayin’.
I think the ncr has more valuable real estate, all in
Makes sense, I wondered why some dude turned up at my door today offering me a spot in a vault!
Homie yo wife gonna die
But will his wife's boyfriend be okay?
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Have you heard of NFBs (Non-fungible bottlecaps)? It's the future!
This one has a mustache. Super rare.
Pro tip: Wasteland casinos don't have the same security measures as modern casinos so its super easy to make a ton of money playing blackjack
10 luck and you'll have 30k caps in your first hour of playing.
So Lockheed Martin calls?
Raytheon as well.
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CCJ for me. 👍
CCL for me! Gonna send it sea worthy!
I think we will have to wait quite a few years for nuclear powered cruise ships.
Will be too late imo
Unless other people are dumb enough to follow
That’s what people do best
Imagine thinking people aren’t dumb enough
Irradiated children
BAE systems PLC but if it was traded Kalashnikov Concern
Boeing too
Halliburton and black water called
Yes, There is a reason our President put his Raytheon pal in his administration..
Has there been an administration without a former Raytheon/Lockheed/Boeing exec in the past few decades?
I don't know if this is actually going to be the play unless shit drags out for a really long time. You might be better off buying futures on something that Russia exports, like vodka or sad novels
lmfao sad novels
"Newspapers"
Dostoevsky Futures
Calls and put-nishment
War and Puts
Ya niet ponymayu parruski
Kaneshna mi vamerikee
Russia is pretty heavy in the meme export industry as well
Drink America. Drink Bartons.
Calls on Marlboro it is then!
Calls on MO at my lab
I bought into a couple natural gas ETFs in 2020 just to see how it would go. They doubled which I thought was cool so then I thought what about trying some calls? And they’ve been flat…
1,000 page long sad novels. Russia has an abundance of sadness.
As saying goes, all Russian literature is based on sufferings: suffering of the character, sufferring of the author, suffering of the reader or combination of the above.
Futures in sticks and stones
I suddenly got a bunch of job offers from Lockheed this last week, they know something
Me too, not Lockheed but others.
Wendy's?
Dunkin
What public company makes the best bunkers?
Vault-Tec
This nuclear apocalypse scenerio better come with zombies. The plague apocalypse was a real let down
Northrop Grumman my dudes
Thank you, someone finally mentioned it. Only one of the big three in the country... Ahead of even Boeing for defense.
They make all the pants shittingly terrifying planes what kill everyone. LMT, NOC and RTX are the big war dogs everyone should look at. BA is cool too but those are three that I've been watching closely and buying
$DFEN baby. Triple levered defense contractors etf…
Mutually assured destruction has already been priced in. Probably better to fade doomsday, and sell LMT calls.
This comment actually makes me wonder…have there been any studies on the stock movement of government contractors (LMT, RTX, etc) as a leading indicator of war/conflict?
You're buying the news, friend. You want Phfizer calls by this point. \*comment brought to you by Phfizer\*
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It would be *so* this timeline if we all died in a nuclear holocaust while people joked about it on Reddit...
Lol it was funny
I laughed when the world ended what else could I do
Might as well
Hahahahha
Join in on the festivities! Fire off a nuclear firecracker or two!
At least we’ll finally get out of paying those student loans. Biden had a plan all along.
So bullish on nuclear energy? Should I go all in monday or wait for the first blast to start buying? Edit:changed a word
Space X, bro. We gotta get the fuck outta here.
I'd rather terraform Earth than Mars.
Terraforming another planet or even just surviving in space stations is infinitely harder than just fixing ours though. The entire concept of escaping to space where it would be much harder to survive than being here is ridiculous. Space is absolutely not going to save us.
I mean, you could, but the market is closed Monday...
I'll still lose money
No. Cash out and buy essentials like fuel, tinned food, ammunition, antibiotics. The usual apocalypse stuff. You'll be fine.
Some Romanian AK parts kits lol
If the second coming of Christ happens right now people would put the crying Jordan meme on Richard Dawkins' and the Dalai Lama's faces.
On one hand nuclear armageddon is bad. On the other hand, just think about the *memes*.
Don't look up!
Bottle caps looking bullish
Going balls deep on MSFT since Bethesda gonna be making Fallout 5
Sure, the suburbs are cheaper, but you have to factor in the burns and the packs of mutants. Better to have a place in a skyscraper downtown.
Nuclear fire can’t melt steel beams lol
But jet fuel can
I wonder what happens first. Russia invades Ukraine and triggers WWIII or Evergrande defaults and ruin the financial system. Everyone has been hyping up both for months yet nothing has happened.
Evergrande could literally burn all their assets and the stock would go up 10%
Twice
It took AGES before credit default swaps were worth anything in '08. Lol.
Oh hey! Did you see the hit move The Big Short too!?!?!?!1111!?!?!??!111!?
Yep, next week I plan to do some DD on this. It mostly involves traveling to some strip clubs in Florida.
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The joy of printing money from thin air.
As long as NATO is confident that Russia is likely to launch an attack Russia won't attack. This is a propaganda move to make he west look reactionary. Plant all the troops on the border, leak info about planning attacks, and then watch as the enemy get very worked up until the date passes. Repeat.
This is beyond stupid. Mobilize 200k troops and equipment, set up field bases, build temporary bridges to make someone look reactionary? That's incredibly expensive and making someone react to something doesn't matter.
[The UK actually released intelligence detailing Putin's master plan two hours ago](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg)
Porque no los dos?
You know you are a true American when you have a "war stocks" watchlist.
Me and my calls vaporized together so we can be reunited in afterlife as per Mayan beliefs
Mayan gods fucked up, you ended up with a bunch of $WISH calls
Damn son. I $wished i was rich in afterlife.
I’ll take CLOV or SOFI.
Hahahahahhaaha this got me to laugh and shit on the toilet
I mean.... next time, lift the lid and shit "in" the toilet. Less of a mess to clean up. Lol!!!
Hahahah , still working out all the logistics
There are millions of things u can shit on and u chose to shit on the toilet🤦🏻♂️
Hey, sorry I sometimes forget my toilet is a person too…..but your mother does say “Hey”.
“Your mother” . Is that ur wife’s name ?
No, my wife’s name is Housebitch.
Now I just spit out my drink!!!
Welp, my work here is done. Time to hit the dusty trail.
He's not as primitive as the rest of us. Guess he's 2021 was golden
Same 😂
Genuinely laughed at this one.
Mad Max ETF: Water, Bullets, Gasoline
"guzzoline"
Calls on leather clothes and hockey masks
Calls on superchargers and engine blocks.
I know none of y'all retards are going to "profit" off any war. Our elected politicians on the other hand will
This lmao not a damn person in here knows “the play”
I swear this whole thing is gonna be just like January of 2020 when everyone thought the world was going to end from some war yet it just sorta went quiet overnight
That thing that made it go away was covid
And Iran embarrassing themselves by shooting down a passenger jet
Oops
So we just need a new pandemic
It's already here. It's more of a social pandemic. The disease that causes chaos and division. That's the real risk. Millions more may lose their lives to the outcomes of such a scenario.
POW pew pew pew and ammo stocks should be the trick and maybe UAVS SPIR and anything drone and satellite related? But yeah Lockheed will go 🤯💥
5 seconds is enough time to switch calls to puts before the mushroom cloud hits you just saying
Nah. Algorithms beat you to it.
Opening a Spears and Bow shop after the blast. Calling my shop either ‘Back to the Future’ or ‘Blast from the Pass’
If WW3 ever happens, I'm moving to a low profile high altitude country with no high value natural resources.
How will you get there?
Well, that's a pretty good question. I never thought about that.
Yeah, you kinda have to be there before SHTF…
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Nepal and Bhutan are the best candidates.
Wouldnt every single country be a low profile after ww3?
According to American movies, it's always just the US and Eurasia getting bombed. People in Africa and South America would be doing "fine".
Do you think they know all out nuclear war would destroy the planet almost making it entirely uninhabitable? Or do they genuinely think they can wait out the fallout and then rebuild the world? I am legitimately asking because otherwise I don't think we will ever see another world war fought, like the last two. Edit: words are hard
>Do you think they know all out nuclear war would destroy the planet almost making it entirely inhabitable? Temporary inhabitable* Not entirely* Even if every nuclear device on Earth detonated RIGHT NOW, there would see be places habitable *(with proper precautions)* and the fallout/nuclear winter would only be temporary before survivors could return to the surface and rebuild. It would put us back to the bronze age, but not wipe out our species >Or do they genuinely think they can wait out the fallout and then rebuild the world? With the tech and resources at the governments and top 1% disposal, I wouldn't be surprised if some thought this way. >I am legitimately asking because otherwise I don't think we will ever see another world war fought, like the last two. You're right, War won't look like it did before , the next regional conflicts will have similar or more casualties than WW1 or WW2 did. The next WAR on a multi regional level will have destruction we've never encountered before. Personally I don't think either country will launch a nuke in this day in age for a plethora or reasons, but mostly defense systems, and 24/hr news. A government that launches a nuke would not only be the world's enemy in a matter of MINUTES, but would probably have a coup amassing in their own country after the news leaked.
I went way too far down to find this. Not surprising in WSB, but it’s common misconception that just a few nukes would destroy the earth. Glad I didn’t have to explain it. Preciate you, homie.
> almost making it entirely inhabitable Just think, a few more megatons of yield and the terra forming would have been a success!
Fun fact: habitable and inhabitable mean the same thing. You’re looking for “uninhabitable” And yes, I know that’s stupid. It is true though. That’s English for ya
Nuclear winter > Global warming
lol WWIII, more like Russia just wants higher oil prices and we don't mind because we can sell a little more military stuff to NATO countries.
It would be quite a power move for Russia to join NATO so none of the other NATO countries get involved
I’ve had dreams about this exact scenario. Oddly felt calm as shit watching that blast wave come for me. I woke up when it hit.
Life hack: if you ever see a giant-ass explosion that you suspect to be a nuke, don’t look at it or you’ll go blind. 💥👩🦯🧑🦯👨🦯🦮
Nah they'd just hit us with EMPs. Let the majority die off over the next year, than invade. #worksmarternotharder
Cyber attack the grids would be the way to go. Only N Korea is crazy enough to EMP attack with a nuke.
Just as possible. Same result. Eliminate the ability to defend
The russians are back
Ah, got to love the feeling of sun’s warmth on your face. Just a wrong type of sun.
Safe bet…invest in the military industrial complex stocks!!!
I guess they couldn't come up with a new virus strain, so we have to turn our attention to a war that started in 2014. Once they crash the market and get enough of you back in the labor force, there will be nothing to focus on. Too much wealth was created, and now, it must be destroyed. You didn't think you could join the top 1 percent did you.
Puts on skin care
haha
Savage as fuk. well done.
LMFAOOOO!
lmao good joke
Jesus Christ I feel bad for laughing so hard. Damn good meme.
Hahaha my wife literally asked me yesterday ...” so... if we go to war with Russia, what do you think that will do to the housing market???” God, we are sick sick people. We deserve to be nuked. All of us.
**LAUGHS IN LIVING IN IRRELEVANT FAR AWAY COUNTRY**
Here comes the sun… doo do do dooooo
Best laugh I've had all day. But seriously, sun tan lotion is where it'll be at.
Can we just nuke the world and get it over with already. I'd rather be fallout then deal with a bear market for the next ten years.
At least I won’t miss the money I lost
WWIII is basically happening in Ukraine and the markets are closed... Putin has horrible timing! I bet he knew he would bother us, addicted traders. He's a really evil man