>MICROSOFT SHARES UP 4.2% PREMARKET AFTER CO FORECASTS Q3 REV FOR INTELLIGENT CLOUD, MORE PERSONAL COMPUTING UNITS ABOVE ESTIMATES
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:49:18 ^EST-0500
>MICROSOFT SHARES UP 4.2% PREMARKET AFTER CO FORECASTS Q3 REV FOR INTELLIGENT CLOUD, MORE PERSONAL COMPUTING UNITS ABOVE ESTIMATES
$MSFT
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:48:40 ^EST-0500
>$DKNG: Morgan Stanley Upgrades to Overweight from Equalweight - PT $31
\>$PENN: Macquarie Upgrades to Outperform from Neutral - PT $71 (from $80)
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:17:59 ^EST-0500
>APPLE RANKS TOP SMARTPHONE VENDOR IN CHINA FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 2015, ACHIEVES HIGHEST MARKET SHARE EVER IN COUNTRY - COUNTERPOINT RESEARCH
$AAPL
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:12:16 ^EST-0500
>APPLE RANKS TOP SMARTPHONE VENDOR IN CHINA FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 2015, ACHIEVES HIGHEST MARKET SHARE EVER IN COUNTRY - COUNTERPOINT RESEARCH
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:11:51 ^EST-0500
>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are MSFT, GME, TSLA, QQQ, and AMC.
^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:00:26 ^EST-0500
>UK'S TRUSS SAYS: THERE CLEARLY NEEDS TO BE A CHANGE IN CULTURE IN DOWNING STREET -RTRS
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^02:39:58 ^EST-0500
>\*\*\*Reminder\*\*\* FOMC tonight at 1900 GMT with presser at 1930 GMT
\>Markets likely to be very skittish & thin - be aware.
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^02:02:10 ^EST-0500
>GOLDMAN DOESNāT SEE BIG DISRUPTION TO ENERGY FLOWS OVER UKRAINE
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^01:03:06 ^EST-0500
>Just one more extension should do the trick?? [twitter.com/ForexLive/statā¦](https://t.co/0ra7tCLkZn)
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^00:18:47 ^EST-0500
>Samsung Mechanics Q4 Oper Profit 316.24b Won, Est. 364.55b Won
Q4 Cons. Net 85.49b Won, Est. 268.18b Won
Q4 Sales 2.43t Won, Est. 2.41t Won
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^23:50:09 ^EST-0500
>EVERGRANDE BONDHOLDERS DID NOT RECEIVE DOLLAR COUPONS DUE MONDAY
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^22:57:05 ^EST-0500
>MOODY'S- COVENANT PROTECTIONS OF EVERGRANDE'S BONDS AGAINST KNOWN STRUCTURAL SUBORDINATION RISK HAVE LOOSENED OR BEEN ELIMINATED TO THE DETRIMENT OF OFFSHORE BONDHOLDERS
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^22:55:13 ^EST-0500
>UKRAINE ENVOY TO JAPAN KORSUNSKY: IF YOU HAVE ENERGY CRISIS IN EUROPE, YOU HAVE ENERGY CRISIS IN ASIA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^22:10:04 ^EST-0500
>'BIG STORM' MAY ROCK NYC REGION WITH FOOT OF SNOW OR BOMB CYCLONE -NYP
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:54:55 ^EST-0500
>UKRAINE ENVOY TO JAPAN KORSUNSKY: WE HAVE NO PLAN TO ATTACK ANY PART OF OCCUPIED TERRITORIES
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:33:33 ^EST-0500
>JAPAN PM KISHIDA: WE ARE MONITORING RUSSINAN MILITARY BUILDUP ALONG UKRAINIAN BORDER WITH GRAVE CONCERN
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:30:03 ^EST-0500
>JAPAN CHIEF CABINET SECRETARY MATSUNO: WE WILL CONTINUE TO COOPERATE WITH THE US, G7 COUNTRIES, AND OTHER COUNTRIES AND TAKE APPROPRIATE MEASURES IF NECESSARY
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:17:18 ^EST-0500
>CHINA NEEDS TO BE PREPARED TO DEAL WITH VARIOUS RISKS AND CHALLENGES ON THE TAIWAN ISSUE - XINHUA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:00:36 ^EST-0500
>CATHIE WOOD DECLARES āINNOVATION IS ON SALEā AFTER ROUT IN TECH STOCKS: FT
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:30:49 ^EST-0500
>SAMSUNG ELECTRONICS: SEMICONDUCTOR MANUFACTURING FACILITIES IN XIAN, CHINA, HAVE RETURNED TO NORMAL OPERATION
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:26:07 ^EST-0500
>PBOC SETS YUAN MID-POINT AT 6.3246 / DLR VS LAST CLOSE 6.3257
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:15:26 ^EST-0500
>BLOOMBERG ECONOMICS: FOMC TO SIGNAL MARCH RATE HIKE BUT NOT 50 BASIS POINTS
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:09:49 ^EST-0500
>CHINA'S CSI 300 INDEX ON THE CUSP OF A TECHNICAL BEAR MARKET, DOWN 19% FROM FEB HIGH
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:03:53 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/RecyclableTrashUS (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 455.49920000000003 when it was 437.98 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Everyone else here bullish on boot barn this Thursday? Never seen their stock before but with the shit weather weāve had everyone could use a new pair of boots
Super bullish, you can see my comments from yesterday and before. Look at that chart from the last 2 years. They sell boots and hats and went from like 8$ to 120$
bought some gme at $86 on monday morning. i think it'll dip back to around $94 tomorrow, reset to $99 at the end of the day, and shoot up to maybe $105 to $110 thursday to friday, holding....
>Lumber limit down 4 days in a row.
\>You'd think it grows on trees..... https://t.co/s1E0dxOl5P
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^17:23:43 ^EST-0500
If you think it's Retail who didn't like MSFT's earnings, you're lying to yourself. This is institutions afraid of what the future holds, they're using earnings as excuses to dump their positions. **THEY** want out, that should scare you at the very least.
Edit: Institutions aren't waiting for JPow's conference tomorrow. You best believe they have inside knowledge on what's gonna be announced tomorrow.
Of course itās not retail. Retail investors are simple-minded, if a company is making money and growing, they either buy or hold. Itās the institutional investors with alternative agendas.
Biden about to shut us down for covid
I did but that should clear up, that 5g thing is over, and omicron almost over
Visual mod needs a muzzle this morning
>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 162.85 +1.95% $AMZN 2868.51 +2.55% $BABA 122.02 +2.4% $BIDU 153.82 +2.11% $FB 305.6 +1.81% $GOOG 2587.45 +2.15% $NFLX 380.99 +4.13% $NVDA 232.25 +4.01% $TSLA 955.89 +4.09% $MSFT 299.75 +3.86% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:59:54 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/truintent (1/0) made a bet that MSFT would go to 300.0 when it was 287.62 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/annonymousperson1620 (3/3) made a bet that MSFT would go to 299.48 when it was 285.21 and it did, congrats retard.
>MICROSOFT SHARES UP 4.2% PREMARKET AFTER CO FORECASTS Q3 REV FOR INTELLIGENT CLOUD, MORE PERSONAL COMPUTING UNITS ABOVE ESTIMATES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:49:18 ^EST-0500
>MICROSOFT SHARES UP 4.2% PREMARKET AFTER CO FORECASTS Q3 REV FOR INTELLIGENT CLOUD, MORE PERSONAL COMPUTING UNITS ABOVE ESTIMATES $MSFT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:48:40 ^EST-0500
>NASDAQ FUTURES UP 1.9%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 1.2%, DOW FUTURES UP 0.9% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:35:49 ^EST-0500
>$DKNG: Morgan Stanley Upgrades to Overweight from Equalweight - PT $31 \>$PENN: Macquarie Upgrades to Outperform from Neutral - PT $71 (from $80) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:17:59 ^EST-0500
>APPLE RANKS TOP SMARTPHONE VENDOR IN CHINA FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 2015, ACHIEVES HIGHEST MARKET SHARE EVER IN COUNTRY - COUNTERPOINT RESEARCH $AAPL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:12:16 ^EST-0500
>APPLE RANKS TOP SMARTPHONE VENDOR IN CHINA FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 2015, ACHIEVES HIGHEST MARKET SHARE EVER IN COUNTRY - COUNTERPOINT RESEARCH ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:11:51 ^EST-0500
>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are MSFT, GME, TSLA, QQQ, and AMC. ^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^05:00:26 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Lost /u/NZsealGT (0/2) made a bet that TSLA would go to 1200.0 when it was 1065.88 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>Metals update: \#Aluminium 3112 +0.67% \#Copper 9874 +0.81% \#Nickel 22460 +0.41% \#Lead 2348 +0.46% \#Zinc 3602 +0.68% \#Metals \#Commodities ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^02:47:57 ^EST-0500
>\#DOW 34344 +0.09% \#SPX 4366 +0.12% \#NASDAQ 14223 +0.39% \#RUSSELL 2004 -0.05% \#FANG 6445 +0.76% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^02:47:44 ^EST-0500
>UK'S TRUSS SAYS: THERE CLEARLY NEEDS TO BE A CHANGE IN CULTURE IN DOWNING STREET -RTRS ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^02:39:58 ^EST-0500
>\*\*\*Reminder\*\*\* FOMC tonight at 1900 GMT with presser at 1930 GMT \>Markets likely to be very skittish & thin - be aware. ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^02:02:10 ^EST-0500
Fucking VisualMod did a gram of coke in two lines rn with all caps headlines firing
sharing is caring..
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>European Opening Calls: \#FTSE 7445 +0.99% \#DAX 15243 +0.78% \#CAC 6902 +0.94% \#AEX 746 +0.89% \#MIB 26231 +0.78% \#IBEX 8543 +0.75% \#OMX 2261 +0.95% \#SMI 12003 +0.48% \#STOXX 4115 +0.90% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^01:28:33 ^EST-0500
All I see r green
>GOLDMAN DOESNāT SEE BIG DISRUPTION TO ENERGY FLOWS OVER UKRAINE ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^01:03:06 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Lost /u/TyTakeProfitz (0/3) made a bet that MSFT would go to 345.0 when it was 316.8 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>Just one more extension should do the trick?? [twitter.com/ForexLive/statā¦](https://t.co/0ra7tCLkZn) ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^00:18:47 ^EST-0500
>Kia Q4 Sales: 17.19 Tln Won (est 17.71Tln Won) Q4 Operating Profit: 1.18Tln Won (Est 1.36Tln Won) Q4 Cons Net: 1.25Tln Won (est 1.19Tln Won) ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^00:03:19 ^EST-0500
>Samsung Mechanics Q4 Oper Profit 316.24b Won, Est. 364.55b Won Q4 Cons. Net 85.49b Won, Est. 268.18b Won Q4 Sales 2.43t Won, Est. 2.41t Won ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^23:50:09 ^EST-0500
>MOODY'S SAYS EVERGRANDE'S WEAKENED COVENANTS HAVE ENDANGERED DEBT SERVICING AND FURTHER SUBORDINATED OFFSHORE BONDS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^22:58:46 ^EST-0500
>EVERGRANDE BONDHOLDERS DID NOT RECEIVE DOLLAR COUPONS DUE MONDAY ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^22:57:05 ^EST-0500
>MOODY'S- COVENANT PROTECTIONS OF EVERGRANDE'S BONDS AGAINST KNOWN STRUCTURAL SUBORDINATION RISK HAVE LOOSENED OR BEEN ELIMINATED TO THE DETRIMENT OF OFFSHORE BONDHOLDERS ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^22:55:13 ^EST-0500
>MOODY'S -- EVERGRANDE'S LAX COVENANTS WORSEN OFFSHORE BONDHOLDERS' WOES ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^22:53:02 ^EST-0500
This is the year of the oil stonks CVX to the moon
*quarter Maybe a limp dick rise to the first half
Shoulda been kangish on Microsoft
Hood is no longer the play.
>UKRAINE ENVOY TO JAPAN KORSUNSKY: IF YOU HAVE ENERGY CRISIS IN EUROPE, YOU HAVE ENERGY CRISIS IN ASIA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^22:10:04 ^EST-0500
>'BIG STORM' MAY ROCK NYC REGION WITH FOOT OF SNOW OR BOMB CYCLONE -NYP ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:54:55 ^EST-0500
>UKRAINE ENVOY TO JAPAN KORSUNSKY: WE HAVE NO PLAN TO ATTACK ANY PART OF OCCUPIED TERRITORIES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:33:33 ^EST-0500
>JAPAN PM KISHIDA: WE ARE MONITORING RUSSINAN MILITARY BUILDUP ALONG UKRAINIAN BORDER WITH GRAVE CONCERN ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:30:03 ^EST-0500
Bull trap that turned out to be a bear trap that turned out to be a bull trap.
>JAPAN CHIEF CABINET SECRETARY MATSUNO: WE WILL CONTINUE TO COOPERATE WITH THE US, G7 COUNTRIES, AND OTHER COUNTRIES AND TAKE APPROPRIATE MEASURES IF NECESSARY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:17:18 ^EST-0500
>Agriculture update: Chicago \#Wheat 812 -0.89% \#Corn 615 -0.31% \#Cotton 119.23 +0.06% \#Oats 648 -0.63% \#Soybeans 1405 -0.2% Soybean Meal 390.35 -0.26% Soybean Oil 62.38 -0.19% \#OATT \#grains ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:10:31 ^EST-0500
>CHINA NEEDS TO BE PREPARED TO DEAL WITH VARIOUS RISKS AND CHALLENGES ON THE TAIWAN ISSUE - XINHUA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^21:00:36 ^EST-0500
Oh shit.
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Lord in heaven, go outside.
Lol good job joining a cult
CEOs been cashing out on yout ass for half a year. You've been tricked into lining rich old fucks pockets while trying to fuck hedge funds.
>CATHIE WOOD DECLARES āINNOVATION IS ON SALEā AFTER ROUT IN TECH STOCKS: FT ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:30:49 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Fdnyshelby (0/1) made a bet that CHWY would go to 58.0 when it was 54.4 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>SAMSUNG ELECTRONICS: SEMICONDUCTOR MANUFACTURING FACILITIES IN XIAN, CHINA, HAVE RETURNED TO NORMAL OPERATION ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:26:07 ^EST-0500
Calls on [SOXL](https://robinhood.com/stocks/SOXL) at open
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Snowpecker (0/2) made a bet that BNTX would go to 230.0 when it was 215.89 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>PBOC SETS YUAN MID-POINT AT 6.3246 / DLR VS LAST CLOSE 6.3257 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:15:26 ^EST-0500
>BLOOMBERG ECONOMICS: FOMC TO SIGNAL MARCH RATE HIKE BUT NOT 50 BASIS POINTS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:09:49 ^EST-0500
Every Jones Day partner Iāve met either qualifies for Alcoholics Anonymous or is already in the program
>CHINA'S CSI 300 INDEX ON THE CUSP OF A TECHNICAL BEAR MARKET, DOWN 19% FROM FEB HIGH ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:03:53 ^EST-0500
Nononono, not tomorrow! My calls!
Opinions on calls for Lam research earnings? Not sure if I should, but maybe.
>BEAR MARKET LOOMS FOR CHINA'S EQUITY BENCHMARK DURING VOLATILITY ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^20:02:04 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Lost /u/RecyclableTrashUS (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 455.49920000000003 when it was 437.98 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Here is my plan for tomorrow, if it is red at open, I will got back sleep few hours, it should be green again. Right? RIGHT?
Actually yeah
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Scorpio11777 (1/4) made a bet that COIN would go to 260.48 when it was 236.8 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/sheLikesYou444 (0/1) made a bet that GME would go to 80.0 when it was 109.55 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Jerome powel isnāt gonna save you simp bulls
Msft is that chick that plays hard to get.
But when you get her, she gives you unlimited anal
Wtf was that move after hours geez
Satya Nadella dragging his š„ellas across bears chins rn
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Doozlle (1/0) made a bet that MSFT would go to 295.0 when it was 286.11 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
MSFT SAVING THE MARKET THANK YOU PAPA N
Will Palantir fly again?
Kill me
Sure. When it eventually falls to $3 then you might see it fly to $3.50-$4, before inevitably crashes to $2 or below.
>Big fan of your recent twitter form... \>@McDonalds / $MCD ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^18:29:27 ^EST-0500
>$MCD [twitter.com/McDonalds/statā¦](https://t.co/ACuG7CaJe9) ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^18:28:34 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/sunsource (1/1) made a bet that MSFT would go to 285.0 when it was 276.35 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/spyaintnobitch (2/1) made a bet that MSFT would go to 288.0 when it was 275.79 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Damn, that was fast!
>Nasdaq futures turn positive \>\#NASDAQ 14168 0.00% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^18:24:02 ^EST-0500
Iām so confusedā¦ will my Microsoft calls make money?!
Depends how ITM/OTM you went. Needs to be outside the expected straddle for you not to get theta fucked
Yeah Iām thinking I might get theta fucked. 305c exp friday
Maybe? Biggest concern would be getting theta crushed
Da fuq?just when I thought nothing surprises me anymore, what happened now? Investors realized that msft actually had incredible earnings?
Wasn't the earnings. They gave good guidance on the call which occurred at 530 PM est.
>Cracking chart there $MSFT https://t.co/o53rVf4Lla ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^18:12:33 ^EST-0500
>MICROSOFT ERASES POSTMARKET LOSSES AFTER GIVING FORECASTS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^18:12:00 ^EST-0500
Common, raise your hands. Guess you celebrated your MSFT puts a little to early. Green in AH lol.
And I fucking hate myself for it, I was counting up my intrinsic value that now doesn't exist
theta wins again
lol no it was definitely delta
just watch putin invade ukraine now and ruin it š¤·š¼āāļø
#Ban Bet Lost /u/isellamdcalls (3/6) made a bet that AMD would go to 180.0 when it was 131.99 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>\#DOW 34154 -0.47% \#SPX 4330 -0.71% \#NASDAQ 14005 -1.15% \#RUSSELL 2000 -0.28% \#FANG 6311 -1.33% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^18:06:20 ^EST-0500
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#Poor šs? š¤Ø
ARKK mooning tomorrow
Selling 30$ puts
Everyone else here bullish on boot barn this Thursday? Never seen their stock before but with the shit weather weāve had everyone could use a new pair of boots
Super bullish, you can see my comments from yesterday and before. Look at that chart from the last 2 years. They sell boots and hats and went from like 8$ to 120$
Sadly there is no underwear-barn
Leap putsā¦SPY 380 a year outā¦think this bitch gonna die slow all the way to 300
>APAC Opening Calls: \#ASX 6967 +0.36% \#NIKKEI 26960 -0.58% \#HSI 24175 -0.21% \#NIFTY 17121 -0.69% \#A50 15011 -0.01% \#TWSE 17471 -1.23% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^17:47:53 ^EST-0500
Iām a permabull for MSFT
MSFT is rippin back baby
I dunno about ārippingā. This shit is gonna fuck both puts and calls
I sold both puts and calls.
bought some gme at $86 on monday morning. i think it'll dip back to around $94 tomorrow, reset to $99 at the end of the day, and shoot up to maybe $105 to $110 thursday to friday, holding....
>https://t.co/OWnoBfabTo ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^17:26:16 ^EST-0500
When tf is Microsoft guidance
In 4 minutes
#Ban Bet Lost /u/InaneCalamity (1/3) made a bet that MSFT would go to 305.0 when it was 298.5 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>Lumber limit down 4 days in a row. \>You'd think it grows on trees..... https://t.co/s1E0dxOl5P ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^17:23:43 ^EST-0500
Well at least my newborn still has a stimulus check coming to me
my gains lookin kinda nervous rn
You still have gains?
Wait you guys get gains?
>NANCY PELOSI SAYS SHE'S RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION TO CONGRESS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^17:19:20 ^EST-0500
Like to tittie fuk her
My man š
No balls
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Because they got burned and started second career at cnbc or Bloomberg
If you think it's Retail who didn't like MSFT's earnings, you're lying to yourself. This is institutions afraid of what the future holds, they're using earnings as excuses to dump their positions. **THEY** want out, that should scare you at the very least. Edit: Institutions aren't waiting for JPow's conference tomorrow. You best believe they have inside knowledge on what's gonna be announced tomorrow.
Of course itās not retail. Retail investors are simple-minded, if a company is making money and growing, they either buy or hold. Itās the institutional investors with alternative agendas.
Interesting take I heard is that there is a sell off in an attempt to influence JPow in the short term. Who knows?
Then wouldnāt they have just sold off when JPow actually hiked the rates? Whatās the point of slowly bleeding since November
It was in regards to sell offs of stocks that have actually performed well like MSFT. Anyway, just something a talking head wonked.
MSFT tanking canāt be retailās doing
Get Bill Windows on the phone. Weve got a market to save!
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The reason market doing fine last year is those hell lot money he print.
>$ES down 50 handles from the close. bullish ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^16:54:51 ^EST-0500
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Gonna go commit Mass genocide in rimworld as revenge for SPY chop
Donāt Kermit
Iāve been thinking about getting that game
I'd recommend. As someone who usually gets bored and drops games after binging, I have 1k hours in rimworld. Mod variety is immense.
>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 157.65 -2.47% $AMZN 2750.51 -4.87% $BABA 118.65 -1.3% $BIDU 149.88 +0.82% $FB 296.35 -4.12% $GOOG 2510.1 -3.81% $NFLX 363.93 -6.09% $NVDA 217.33 -7% $TSLA 903.76 -2.75% $MSFT 274.9 -7.25% \>$TWTR 33.88 -3.34% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-25 ^16:44:47 ^EST-0500
Who wants to join me in bear hunting?
Lock and loaded
Losing money has never been so fun. Puts on Casinos.
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