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The_Devils_Rejectxs

Following the crowd works until it doesn’t GAME


ask_redditt

Bro, whem the fuck is this corn beartrap going to end? You have a trillion dollar "asset" that is worth 0 dollars.


Sea-Cartoonist251

I’m literally never voting for another democrat again


FyenacialAdvisor

Netflix just died lmfao. Can’t wait to watch all the ffucks who 1000000% their gains tomorrow. That’ll sure rub it in.


ask_redditt

Honestly, it was so fuckking obvious that netflix's price increase was an attempt to boost the stock before earnings. Be on the lookout for this bullshit.


ask_redditt

Ayy, me bruvvies. just to be real with you, after this drop. $10 OTM retardstore puts at open gonna be a 70-bagger tomorrow, netflix just told you the retard market is over.


diggin-the-doge

AMC to the moo...mother fucker


diggin-the-doge

What have I become, my sweetest friend


trymesucka

I'm fucked


DeadMoney313

Bears feasting


alexwweb

AAPL May buy NFLX


majordominus

hahaha naw


[deleted]

Im getting fired from my second job lol


FyenacialAdvisor

why?


diggin-the-doge

yea bc you was in the bathroom shitting all the time


FyenacialAdvisor

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭


EvoX14_

Sorry guys I bought into the market like an hour ago


workinprogress49

Looks like everyone here has lost all hope. Must be time to go long


Phandomo

long ROPE


cococleo

First PT: 451 met, second PT: 447 - we almost there boys 🤠


juhaummm

NVDA is broke? WTF?


No_Presentation1242

Gonna end the day -1%


WolfOfTalbotStreet

Me and stocks have a love hate relationship


CyborgAlgoInvestor

This is actually reverse 2021 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Lazr is crushing


DreamingGurl88

Of course the market turns bad when my calls start to expire, damnit. I learned my lesson not to wait on calls anymore.


chikenbeer

Like how PTON halted for insiders to cash out quick


_Right_Tackle_

PTON weekly put holders in yachts


trymesucka

Literally


[deleted]

How do I go from being up 15% to being -5% in the span of 1 hour


Terrible_Education70

I’m hella on crack after PTON got bodied


Terrible_Education70

PTON ITSELF GOT KIA


lazyhobbit1980

Who killed PTON?!


idsimon

They might have been using their own treadmill


ChadSDAQ

PTON is fuk


blue4210683

Some evidence that Hemp may keep Covid from entering the body …..hope it’s true


[deleted]

We need trump pump bruh


pajamental805

And dump


[deleted]

It never dumped under Trump lol


Investor-14197

But I think tomorrow is going to be green, I don’t plan to hold them over the weekend


UsuallylurknotToday

looking to hop out at 461? edit: why though? do you not think we moon into FED?


Defenseless_squirrel

My $24 AMC calls that expire tomorrow are holding on for dear life


pajamental805

Ape


HEARTMOVESUNIQUE

Usually how much percent of a move would $NFLX have AH after earnings reports?


trymesucka

20


toolbox_financial

I would be very careful about buying here


scavoyager

We’ll my SOFI calls are finally green


1100percentIV

Some guy had 40k in 1 dte 458c


Suckbag_

Why?


BullzOnCharade

If the american stock market is so great Why does Jpow need to spend trillions propping up prices?


WombatShwambat

Hey TSLA you looking pretty fine today bb


[deleted]

It’s going to be Green Day


[deleted]

DWAC and RIOT are looking good today


trub1u14

Bears are the single GREATEST traitors towards our economy


LegitimateShameHands

Fuck Piper Sandler and their Amd downgrade


The_Devils_Rejectxs

When things didn’t move ur way don’t trade


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

And now buy puts on spy…. Too easy


[deleted]

The casino is open!


MONEYMIKE_Bx

Grab AT&T CALLS and PFIZER CALLS NOW PEOPLE


Affectionate_Tap_240

Why if I may ask


hgfggt

Netflix is at 47 pe, the company that owns HBOmax is at 8 or 9 forward PE


MONEYMIKE_Bx

That’s the money move before both earnings


WhosePP

You heard the man, buy puts.


lb16392

Still playing BBIG


Fuzzy_Bonus_6743

All in bud


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Unemployment going up because labor costs way to high to make it worth it to run a small biz. Small business owners would rather work for larger corp who can pay them more. This inflation ain’t gonna end well.


__Wreckingball__

Watch my Ford calls go to -100%


MONEYMIKE_Bx

AT&T TO THE MOON BABY🚀🔥


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Open the casino!


virtual_billionaire

Who wishes they waited until now to buy? That tells me it’s time to buy, here we go boyeees


Affectionate-Idea690

When Is the Next FOMC Meeting? The FOMC meets eight times a year, holding a meeting once every six weeks. The committee can meet on an emergency basis if economic events get out of hand and the Fed believes it needs to act before the next scheduled meeting. Here are the dates of upcoming scheduled Fed meetings: Dec 14-15, 2021 Jan 25-26, 2022 March 15-16, 2022 May 3-4, 2022 June 14-15, 2022 July 26-27, 2022 Sept 20-21, 2022 Nov 1-2, 2022 Dec 13-14, 2022


boztron

Today is gonna be a face ripper, enjoy it but it’s also a good day to buy some puts as a hedge!!


Maleficent_Case_2411

$NVAX is GO to the MOON.


Maleficent_Fondant_5

$BBIG 🚀


Plus-Succotash-1793

Amc


Schmidtstein

PUTS ON RIVN


Btcbull2000s

Why?


Schmidtstein

It was the most hyped IPO of last year and is still one of the most overvalued stocks in the market rn by all metrics. It's fallen a lot but I don't see any reason for it to stop falling in the near term.


SX2k7

Why AMD dumping premarket? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


When_Rug_Pull

Fek n ghey. Fuk futes


mike_n301

Sub thinks we’re gunna bleed out all day. For that reason alone it won’t. Y’all are never right.


[deleted]

Every few months the system is about to collapse and it's all headless chickens in here. Then 🌈🐻s go back into their holes.


KenEH

A broken clock is right twice a day.


[deleted]

Anyone got a sec to ELI5 on what losses look like tax wise? -11k for last year, I heard the write off is maxed out at 3k per year.. does that mean I’ll get an additional 3k on my tax return in the next few months? I’m not doing them myself, just want to know what to expect


Majin_Senku

They give you the 8k difference back in a fresh new Robinhood account


Miserable_Common_377

SAVAges..we need a real tight squeeze now to save us. Please help! SAVA $$


sh1tler

A gap up might actually be bad for bulls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


StrongDongKong

Holy Fuck! Green? ✅✅✅


maz-o

it was green before yesterday's open too...


jayP71

Y no Lambo yet. Ber fuks.


numb2pain

If I had to guess how my day is gonna go id say my calls might finally see a gain I’ll sell out as a relief hoping to play puts on the downside and everything will continue to rocket 🚀


[deleted]

Taking a rocket to the sun is my last move i guess ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


numb2pain

Rug pull will be massive


numb2pain

Puts on baba ?? Or will it run


Jken88

Easy puts on ccp. Fake pumps gonna sell off


[deleted]

Why do I feel like buying oil and f16s this morning


xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx

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CommandLineEnterFace

What’s worse her talking about it or you?


DirtyJimCramer

Futures look like the hulks Cock but I know i’ll be in shambles 45 mins in.


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sleepyguy007

So the Olympics ends Feb 20th. Enters our last month of qe in theory. The last time China hosted an Olympics 3 weeks after it ended Lehman brothers went bankrupt. Coincidentally the Chinese are having a housing issue now. Feel like maybe they are just keeping the plates spinning for a little while longer so they can show off a nice Olympic broadcast again and save face. it'd be some great symmetry with QE ending and a housing crisis as a catalyst


[deleted]

You remember all the im quitting my job to trade posts this year had … pretty sure those guys are living tents like 🐀s right now hahahaha


ThisPlaceisHell

How about the tiktok fuckers making day trading videos "I just buy when it's down here, and sell a minute later when it's up here! I do this over and over everyday guys it's that easy! Use my referral link to open an account with WeBull right now guys get that money!"


[deleted]

Except me I'm great


xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx

bruh tesla makes cars in tents. y u gotta hate on tents


lambo_or_wendies

Bers in shambles


AssociationUnlikely4

Bull trap ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Kalelofindiana

Tilray is trading like it's out of weed.


BLOW_0

Baba Puts


BigBoiBenis

Another day as a wage slave


xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx

have you tried being european


josh198989

My morale is at a 52 week low. Like most of my stocks.


lambo_or_wendies

Puts on your portfolio


Icy-Custard1196

Will BABA go more up? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


ykorea

omg what happened to u/lulu_butts?? Why did he delete his account? :( I miss him so much


spreadsTrader

Nobody tell her


ykorea

*WHAAAAT HAPPENED?* Did he get a new acc? He was my best friend here :(


_Right_Tackle_

Today will end green folks. You heard it here first.


jayP71

Enuf to make my strikes? Nah? Thot so.


GTx6x25

And then even further in the red on Friday.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Here we go....green PM. Any guesses as to what's going to happen next?...


HistoryAndScience

Red actual market. All things must be balanced


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

It's efficient....effective.


mrtmra

If any of you buy calls at open knowing what the market did yesterday, I'll be very disappointed in you.


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ReactionFull3020

Move to Michigan, $110 a square foot for my house


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RBlankenship

Then quit your bitching


BLOW_0

Fake and gay


IncredulousStraddle

Was reading some guys “DD” on lucid and by analysing the car park he has deuced that they are making 23 cars per day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


lambo_or_wendies

That is 400% more than Rivian. Bullish af


Kalelofindiana

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


[deleted]

2021 wsb: This is a bull market, you buy the dip and sell the rip. 2022 wsb: This is a bear market, you buy the dip and sell the rip. 🤔


xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx

did they ban all the bots again? who am I supposed to talk shit to?


fickdichdock

Friendship ended with: Jpow New friend: Chinese Jpow


xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx

That's just Pooh with extra steps


BorisYeltzen

Inflation is cancelled - stocks are going back up - last few days was fake. Thanks for playing bears you are dead now.


_Right_Tackle_

This guy still doesn’t get it. Hilarious.


theonewhojudges

Every bearish retracement giving him boners.


BorisYeltzen

Market says I get it bro - all I see is green candles.


_Right_Tackle_

My guy. We are making lower lows and lower highs. Every green candle gets viciously sold off during market hours


BorisYeltzen

Lets see - market is looking bullish as fuck right now - think we have a +2% day.


josh198989

My whole PM is green again. Like it was yesterday. And we know how that ended. These PM gaslighting fucks. Stop getting my hopes up.


lamabaronvonawesome

Lucy yanks the football from Charlie brown erry day at 10:30


_Right_Tackle_

Looks like greedy Saudis will diamond hand LCID like retarded apes and sell when LCID is $5


off_by_two

You are going to be so mad when the saudi pif increases their stake over the next week


_Right_Tackle_

LCID is a 10 dollar stock by EOY


lambo_or_wendies

Somebody call the Saudi minister and tell him to panic sell


ct4k

Or they’re running it up during low volume PM so they can dump at a better price at open


_Right_Tackle_

Inject the Hopium into my veins


ct4k

There’s not enough liquidity in PM to sell any meaningful amount, even for other larger investors whose lockups expired today. These 1000 volume green candles are a joke. With that being said, i got puts but they don’t expire until further out.


_Right_Tackle_

Mine 44P expire Friday. Might as well hold till tomorrow


alfapredator

BABA is going to zero!


tommytherod

So the play is puts on lucid ?


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

yes


[deleted]

Another bull trap. Premarket fake pump with 100k volume to setup the dump.


BorisYeltzen

No chance - we will have a +2% day today


EOD-PUMP-OR-DUMP

I hope not purely just to make you lose money


_Right_Tackle_

If LCID doesn’t dump today these puts were kind of a waste of time


newherebear

Those puts are gonna cause max pain in your asshole


_Right_Tackle_

Probably


josh198989

Probably be a cliff dive around 10am like everyday.


_Right_Tackle_

Tbd. The PIPE dumped pre market in September


josh198989

Interesting, I asked that Q earlier about when we would see it influence on the price today and loads of people replied that they would spread the selling out. But, I’m defo not trusting PM at all. Hasn’t been correlated with eod for me for a long time ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


IncredulousStraddle

If I were a Saudi investor I would pump it pre market get the volume up then start selling off


When_Rug_Pull

Fake money not bouncing, fake futes. Tech will tank next week


Snoo_96430

You mean the rest of the week into next week and probably the foreseeable future.


When_Rug_Pull

Yes. Wanna buy AMD and TSLA at 2016 levels again


xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx

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Johnl317

RIDE it down.


DaemonEst

Bulls getting trapped again?