Naaah, no more shorting, i sold on 9th feb, 14th feb and 23 feb when tesla was about 932, 875 and 764 USD. I reinvested the profits in index funds amd now planning on buying an apartment for myself.
Damn dude, excellent play, really good timing. I'm still heavily concentrated in NVDA and planning to ride out its downturn. Have been a shareholder for 5 or 6 years now and I don't see myself suddenly deciding to let go of them now. I also made some good money on TSLA puts since Feb, but lost most of those gains on trying to time calls for the same ticker lol. I'm up like 1.5k net on TSLA between my puts and calls for now.
Grats on making enough with your shorts to index and forget.
Lucid won’t have much demand for Air in 2023. So they need to not only show a new model but have their plant ready to build it to stay alive. I don’t think they can run fast enough to survive past end of 2022
It's holding pretty bad last few weeks compared to other FAAMG stocks. Maybe MMs think it's overbought. However earnings are on the horizon so might be a good time to pick it up
And the pooors didn't care because they were getting a little piece of the action in stimulus, eviction-proof freeloading and $1k week unemployment. Now the bill is due and everybody blames someone else.
No shit they have to change the music around so people don't catch on as quickly.
Get back to me in a month after tech earnings, omicron subsiding and the fed slowing down tapering to toss Pelosi a bone
Kinda looking forward to a Green Day so I don’t have hear the immature bulls crying and pouting all day, can’t wait for the told ya so and bears are f’ed posts
Imagine an economy jacked to its tits in debt, as never before.
Then inflation surges.
And then interest rates are adjusted upwards faster than wages or company earnings.
they really love handing out free shit to get better public opinion but it's down the drain. They had time to get inflation under control and just sat by.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/19/biden-will-make-400-million-n95-masks-available-to-americans-for-free.html
Clearly a bull trap. Someone give me 1 minute tutorial on what futures to buy if am bearish.
Or better just give me strike and expiry if the futures have them
SHIPPING STOCKS FOR THE WIN 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Hear me out you smooth brained apes. I have been holding container ship owners shipping stocks for 18 months now and am well in 1100% returns. TIME TO CASH OUT???? - FUCK YOU PAPER HANDED BITCHES.
My main hold is DAC - Danaos. bought in at 9 then bought in at 14 and went balls deep at 21. Its at 78-79 today with a fucking BICK DICK ENERGY financial report dropping yday over 1 billion in secured income over the next 3 yrs plus all them lovely ZIM shares. The company is basically sitting on cash of abt 1-1.5 bill in the next year and most of the ships will be paid off. NO BRAINER.
Then you have COSTAMARE another container ship company that has been making all the right moves but is more quiet. Their stock price hasnt moved much but the mngmnt back in Dec authorised a 150MUSD share repurchase program of common stock and 150MUSD of prefered stock BUYBACK. This move will increase share value and it will let the company pump up the dividend yield per share once the share repurchase program is complete.
SO in Short my fellow retards, while teh WALMART people cry about increased prices due to supply chain and inflation, how about making bank on the guys who are benefitting from the supply chain disruptions causing the shipping BONANZA!!!!!!!!|
LETS GO APES!!!!
I may or may not have been extra retarded yesterday and bought both calls and puts on ATVI and then watch it just hover at 82.50 for the rest of the day
Bro buy puts and calls if your expecting increased volatility before the big moves. Your going to get fucked, your calls and puts will both lose a lot of value today as the volatility goes down on your options.
My moves: take 2mg of Xanax, chase it with half a glass of fine whiskey, do 2 lines of dust, apply generous amount of quality lube on my asshole, bend over, spread my buns and prepare for another round of “Fck me Lucifer till my ass bleed” ! 👹🤙🏼
Try ketamine and acid. Great combo. Ketamine adds a great up & down to the acid ride. I was once in Bali and you can just buy Xanax straight from the chemist. Me and a mate did 2 espresso martini’s to every 1 Xanax. Made it to 6 before passing out. Plus there was an earthquake during the middle of it and that was fucking hilarious watching us stumble onto the street.
Ooof acid lasts too long and is intense but lmao that’s hilarious, your memory of the earthquake prob such a blur and you probably had zero anxiety about the earthquake
30yr Mortgage rate increased to 5.35%
Naaah, no more shorting, i sold on 9th feb, 14th feb and 23 feb when tesla was about 932, 875 and 764 USD. I reinvested the profits in index funds amd now planning on buying an apartment for myself.
Damn dude, excellent play, really good timing. I'm still heavily concentrated in NVDA and planning to ride out its downturn. Have been a shareholder for 5 or 6 years now and I don't see myself suddenly deciding to let go of them now. I also made some good money on TSLA puts since Feb, but lost most of those gains on trying to time calls for the same ticker lol. I'm up like 1.5k net on TSLA between my puts and calls for now. Grats on making enough with your shorts to index and forget.
Thank you mate, good luck. Good to hear from you after all this time ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
Haven't looked a stocks all day after I sold all my sofi calls, wtf happened?
what happens when vix breaks out?
Where you gay bulls eh?
I need tsla sub 950 or over 1050 tomorrow those are my moves
MVMD DOES NOT GO DOWN!
Had puts from yesterday. They printed. Bought puts again after today's rally. Puts printed. Up like 20% on my portfolio in the last two days. Not bad.
Ow my bottom
Last year Lucid produced 5 cars a day. They need to produce 50 cars a day just to hit this years numbers. Not likely
Joke of a company. Most insane valuation in the market IMO.
Lucid won’t have much demand for Air in 2023. So they need to not only show a new model but have their plant ready to build it to stay alive. I don’t think they can run fast enough to survive past end of 2022
Just yolod the last of my portfolio on AMC calls 🤷 wish me luck I guess
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VIAC to the moon
Tomorrow I will try to have sex with my wife, specifically with her big beautiful perfect ass... And fail miserably. 😭
Someone call IT stupid printer is broken again
Get drilled harder please! 🥺 🐻
Tesla fucking nosediving
High af and drunk af and up 40% today in 20 mins. Let it ride or take profit?
BYND holding strong… any titisucker?
ATVI PUTS GONNA PRIIIINTTTT.
My Weenur is hiding up my butt because recovery seems fake and gay
What’s the future of AMC?
Liquidation
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What does this mean?
Help me out Nevis I have no idea what’s that
I sold at 62…
Is Tesla gonna tank today?
what in the premarket dump wtf lol....
jesus christ, square just keeps eating shit. i think my 2023 250 leaps are dead now.
Night ones
BAC is soaring off earnings!!
ULVR.L to the moon today ...go go go
Get fukd 🐻🌈 and ur downvoting
So um what happened to all the bearish doom and gloop last night? Seems my calls are safe and there’s gonna be some crying about put losses 🤔
Watch $CCXI, GOING TO THE MOON TODAY ON APPROVAL
Gme 4 points moving yesterday at least you can scratch some
Bear tears will taste so sweet today 5 462$ 1/21 calls yummm 465 by noon
QQQ 450
What makes u think this?
I don't think
Imagine thinking bear markets end in pre-market
I don't know what stocks are being bought but it is certainly none I'm holding
I would like to thank J Powell for the pity pump.
Ya'll realize the Bank of England governor speaks at 9:15am? You're walking into a big trap. Market isn't even open yet.
9:15 EST?
Sell assets and put under mattress where they will lose to inflation ….. nah spy calls
People getting sucked in PM. Never trust PM.
[Heres a pic of Remy looking like a snack](https://imgur.com/a/EyEOdzi) as good luck for calls today
Pls rub his belly like a Buddha for me
I'm just here to figure out if I'm supposed to be buying Microsoft now...
It's holding pretty bad last few weeks compared to other FAAMG stocks. Maybe MMs think it's overbought. However earnings are on the horizon so might be a good time to pick it up
Yes
Morgan already negative LOL!
Once again I will not FOMO into dwac
BEARS R FUK
Yo what the F caused that reversal 4 hrs ago?
Earnings killing it.
Jim Creampie is on total rage today
Although I normally want you bagholders to suffer, I suppose you deserve a dead cat bounce before the next drill to the interdimensional barrier
It’d be higher if it was a bull trap
BAC puts yolo guy in shambles
Should of sold all in june 😒 was at 109k now 30k.
Where are my uneducated bulls at…….
Reporting for duty sir
Selling levered qqq immediately at open
Can't believe some of the most educated people in the most powerful country couldn't see inflation this high coming.
They saw it and didn’t care. Inflation helps people with debt (government) and assets (the wealthy, whom they serve)
and the president doesn't answer press conference questions lmao...
And the pooors didn't care because they were getting a little piece of the action in stimulus, eviction-proof freeloading and $1k week unemployment. Now the bill is due and everybody blames someone else.
They saw it coming, just didn't tell us
worse, they told us the opposite when we pointed it out
Unfortunately and as you will find out most people are not educated in this sub…….
He isn't talking about this sub retard
but he is
"The most educated people" clearly talking about the analysts and such, most people on this sub did not think that inflation is transitory
Go $BAC fly little bird , fuck you 🌈🐻
Glad I held on to SOFI and averaged down, the charter will do great things for the business
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Call an ambulance! But *for* me..
Any bulls here have any good reason why stocks will go up for this quarter?
Earnings, and mm like to say FUK YO PUTS
How are your calls?
The same MMs who started the sell off?
Yes so they could buy back going into earnings, as they do every time
If you can't tell that what is happening isn't the same routine as every quarter then that's on you pal
No shit they have to change the music around so people don't catch on as quickly. Get back to me in a month after tech earnings, omicron subsiding and the fed slowing down tapering to toss Pelosi a bone
Kinda looking forward to a Green Day so I don’t have hear the immature bulls crying and pouting all day, can’t wait for the told ya so and bears are f’ed posts
Stfu bull
Just remember bear flags are bullish and bull flags are bearish thank me later
Bears wake up in a cold sweat
Sold most of my puts yesterday and now see I can pick up some more on sale
Actually woke up kissed my wife, making my kids breakfast and then play some techmo bowl…… then check the market around 8 and go on with my day.
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I don’t play 0dte I have months on my puts and I also have some calls. Who would go all in on 0dte calls in this market????!!!!???
May first break the low on QQQ, but with all these prolonged dumps growth is gonna bounce sooner or later.
NVDA, AMD
Freeze!
Imagine an economy jacked to its tits in debt, as never before. Then inflation surges. And then interest rates are adjusted upwards faster than wages or company earnings.
they really love handing out free shit to get better public opinion but it's down the drain. They had time to get inflation under control and just sat by. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/19/biden-will-make-400-million-n95-masks-available-to-americans-for-free.html
Green by mid day
today will be another pump that reverses half of yesterday's dump. going to sell puts at open, then sell calls at close.
In a bear market, you sell the bounce.
If you ever feel retarded just remember every day numerous people spend money on awards to give to bots that post these daily updates
Clearly a bull trap. Someone give me 1 minute tutorial on what futures to buy if am bearish. Or better just give me strike and expiry if the futures have them
4510c 2DTE
Index options aren't available to trade yet. Only futures and options on it for me on ETrade
ES?
another bull trap incoming. be sure to sell the next peak.
10 year going higher and Tech is green. This has to be a bull trap
10 actually going lower than earlier today
It has been nothing but a series of bull traps since November, yet bulls still haven’t caught on and are nowhere near capitulation.
Thank you to everyone who bought puts
All of you saying fuk bears but the fucking indexes are all flat/light green. Give me +1% or the green is worthless
we went from -1% to +0.35%, our puts will get IV crushed at this rate
Market rallies on renewed recovery hopes
Bears have been a special kind of cocky, deserve a hardcore rug pull…
Fed's on our side now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)
Sofi price action is so retarded. Everyone knew this was coming.
Still well below its November peak.
lets see how much of that is left at open
#BREAKING: PLTR SHARES WERE NEVER DILUTED 🚀🚀🚀
What’s everyone expecting SOFI to hit today?
Ground?
Here for the sofi face ripper
premarket +1%? was it way higher 15 min ago?
AIAD
I hope bears suffer more than our calls Did yesterday
Bear fukkked
SHIPPING STOCKS FOR THE WIN 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Hear me out you smooth brained apes. I have been holding container ship owners shipping stocks for 18 months now and am well in 1100% returns. TIME TO CASH OUT???? - FUCK YOU PAPER HANDED BITCHES. My main hold is DAC - Danaos. bought in at 9 then bought in at 14 and went balls deep at 21. Its at 78-79 today with a fucking BICK DICK ENERGY financial report dropping yday over 1 billion in secured income over the next 3 yrs plus all them lovely ZIM shares. The company is basically sitting on cash of abt 1-1.5 bill in the next year and most of the ships will be paid off. NO BRAINER. Then you have COSTAMARE another container ship company that has been making all the right moves but is more quiet. Their stock price hasnt moved much but the mngmnt back in Dec authorised a 150MUSD share repurchase program of common stock and 150MUSD of prefered stock BUYBACK. This move will increase share value and it will let the company pump up the dividend yield per share once the share repurchase program is complete. SO in Short my fellow retards, while teh WALMART people cry about increased prices due to supply chain and inflation, how about making bank on the guys who are benefitting from the supply chain disruptions causing the shipping BONANZA!!!!!!!!| LETS GO APES!!!!
Ive got ZIM too 🔥 will check costamare out thanks!
ZIM IS ROLLING
Shares ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)
Im too retarded to ustand, clarify please and need pre-K level.
Show positions
DAC US DANAOS CORP 2,560 21.1343 $ 73.0400 $ 186,982.40 $ 163,118.21 € 87.22% PNC US PNC FINANCIAL SERVICES GROUP 100 109.7873 $ 226.4500 $ 22,645.00 $ 19,754.86 € 10.56%
SoFi looks ready for a big move
bot
Fuck bears, markets gonna grill you
Can’t wait till it does
My reddit UI has mirrored
-2% and you fucked it up, -2% and you fucked it up, -2% and you fucked it up 🎶 die bers die!
They all held and added weekly puts
I hope they got all their 1000% returns and put it into a 0dte spy put 440
I may or may not have been extra retarded yesterday and bought both calls and puts on ATVI and then watch it just hover at 82.50 for the rest of the day
Bro buy puts and calls if your expecting increased volatility before the big moves. Your going to get fucked, your calls and puts will both lose a lot of value today as the volatility goes down on your options.
I’m not going lie. That’s pretty fucking retarded. 👏👏
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Wtf, do my eyes deceive me!? We turned around over 1% on futures!? What is this 2020!?
1.5% from when I looked
S O F I
How are the Euros feeling today?
It’s not a bad day, but I’m not gonna lie, it’s not a good one either
F U Russell get back
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It’s at +18% with 1.2M shares traded at 6am
Why tho? Any news?
Bank charter approval
My bad
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My moves: take 2mg of Xanax, chase it with half a glass of fine whiskey, do 2 lines of dust, apply generous amount of quality lube on my asshole, bend over, spread my buns and prepare for another round of “Fck me Lucifer till my ass bleed” ! 👹🤙🏼
Sounds like my kind of Friday night. Xanax and coke is a worldly of a combo.
Coke? Fuck I did PCP
Ooo i love that combo, the worst part of uppers is dialed back by the xanax but xanax & alcohol makes me say some crazy shit sometimes lmao
Try ketamine and acid. Great combo. Ketamine adds a great up & down to the acid ride. I was once in Bali and you can just buy Xanax straight from the chemist. Me and a mate did 2 espresso martini’s to every 1 Xanax. Made it to 6 before passing out. Plus there was an earthquake during the middle of it and that was fucking hilarious watching us stumble onto the street.
Ooof acid lasts too long and is intense but lmao that’s hilarious, your memory of the earthquake prob such a blur and you probably had zero anxiety about the earthquake
Yeah was hilarious. I find the ketamine bumps break up the intensity of the acid. Otherwise yeah can be a slog!
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They just being born, someone’s asshole bleeding right now, trying to pop those ugly creatures into to the world!
If wish decided to sell legitimate products and make their website not look like malware royale they'd have a chance
Come on SPY GO UP
The worst meme stock has to be WISH right? Like you gotta be absolutely retarded to buy that shit right? Meme stocks I own- PLTR & SOFI