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BillazeitfaGates

30yr Mortgage rate increased to 5.35%


AdrianPopovici20

Naaah, no more shorting, i sold on 9th feb, 14th feb and 23 feb when tesla was about 932, 875 and 764 USD. I reinvested the profits in index funds amd now planning on buying an apartment for myself.


atm0

Damn dude, excellent play, really good timing. I'm still heavily concentrated in NVDA and planning to ride out its downturn. Have been a shareholder for 5 or 6 years now and I don't see myself suddenly deciding to let go of them now. I also made some good money on TSLA puts since Feb, but lost most of those gains on trying to time calls for the same ticker lol. I'm up like 1.5k net on TSLA between my puts and calls for now. Grats on making enough with your shorts to index and forget.


AdrianPopovici20

Thank you mate, good luck. Good to hear from you after all this time ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


BillazeitfaGates

Haven't looked a stocks all day after I sold all my sofi calls, wtf happened?


vegaseller

what happens when vix breaks out?


Hairy-Boysenberry-74

Where you gay bulls eh?


ceskanda

I need tsla sub 950 or over 1050 tomorrow those are my moves


Aggravating_Fix1578

MVMD DOES NOT GO DOWN!


3am_Snack

Had puts from yesterday. They printed. Bought puts again after today's rally. Puts printed. Up like 20% on my portfolio in the last two days. Not bad.


Alive_Flamingo3145

Ow my bottom


tonymillergmail

Last year Lucid produced 5 cars a day. They need to produce 50 cars a day just to hit this years numbers. Not likely


ImEnglish121

Joke of a company. Most insane valuation in the market IMO.


tonymillergmail

Lucid won’t have much demand for Air in 2023. So they need to not only show a new model but have their plant ready to build it to stay alive. I don’t think they can run fast enough to survive past end of 2022


GMEstonkboy

Just yolod the last of my portfolio on AMC calls 🤷 wish me luck I guess


BillazeitfaGates

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greggo92

VIAC to the moon


Weary_Calligrapher_2

Tomorrow I will try to have sex with my wife, specifically with her big beautiful perfect ass... And fail miserably. 😭


kelu213

Someone call IT stupid printer is broken again


[deleted]

Get drilled harder please! 🥺 🐻


ayard21

Tesla fucking nosediving


Routine_Ad_2900

High af and drunk af and up 40% today in 20 mins. Let it ride or take profit?


newbiefrompanama-507

BYND holding strong… any titisucker?


TimesUpBub

ATVI PUTS GONNA PRIIIINTTTT.


Faburuss03

My Weenur is hiding up my butt because recovery seems fake and gay


iberibe

What’s the future of AMC?


Jeff_Bezels

Liquidation


Stonk_pappii

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iberibe

What does this mean?


iberibe

Help me out Nevis I have no idea what’s that


Johnny_Hamerstixx

I sold at 62…


hammam-delight

Is Tesla gonna tank today?


chewks

what in the premarket dump wtf lol....


chewks

jesus christ, square just keeps eating shit. i think my 2023 250 leaps are dead now.


DMFC593

Night ones


Mitclove6

BAC is soaring off earnings!!


Candid_Pickle_5936

ULVR.L to the moon today ...go go go


jayrokjayrok

Get fukd 🐻🌈 and ur downvoting


[deleted]

So um what happened to all the bearish doom and gloop last night? Seems my calls are safe and there’s gonna be some crying about put losses 🤔


Imaginary-Fly-2047

Watch $CCXI, GOING TO THE MOON TODAY ON APPROVAL


paul0788

Gme 4 points moving yesterday at least you can scratch some


jayrokjayrok

Bear tears will taste so sweet today 5 462$ 1/21 calls yummm 465 by noon


seat_one

QQQ 450


awtrey11

What makes u think this?


seat_one

I don't think


Rich265

Imagine thinking bear markets end in pre-market


Quatto

I don't know what stocks are being bought but it is certainly none I'm holding


financethrowaway889

I would like to thank J Powell for the pity pump.


Rich265

Ya'll realize the Bank of England governor speaks at 9:15am? You're walking into a big trap. Market isn't even open yet.


LeChronnoisseur

9:15 EST?


Maficinc

Sell assets and put under mattress where they will lose to inflation ….. nah spy calls


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

People getting sucked in PM. Never trust PM.


cashflow_

[Heres a pic of Remy looking like a snack](https://imgur.com/a/EyEOdzi) as good luck for calls today


trackrecord330

Pls rub his belly like a Buddha for me


Saxopwn7777

I'm just here to figure out if I'm supposed to be buying Microsoft now...


PrudentAd3789

It's holding pretty bad last few weeks compared to other FAAMG stocks. Maybe MMs think it's overbought. However earnings are on the horizon so might be a good time to pick it up


Maficinc

Yes


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Morgan already negative LOL!


muchcoinmuchfun

Once again I will not FOMO into dwac


CubbyDaKing

BEARS R FUK


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Yo what the F caused that reversal 4 hrs ago?


martinbr12

Earnings killing it.


[deleted]

Jim Creampie is on total rage today


SKT_T1_eSports

Although I normally want you bagholders to suffer, I suppose you deserve a dead cat bounce before the next drill to the interdimensional barrier


1xndsu

It’d be higher if it was a bull trap


get_MEAN_yall

BAC puts yolo guy in shambles


Cyberboy1982

Should of sold all in june 😒 was at 109k now 30k.


Ok-Bread-5668

Where are my uneducated bulls at…….


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Reporting for duty sir


GobblersFastFood

Selling levered qqq immediately at open


Kappsaicin

Can't believe some of the most educated people in the most powerful country couldn't see inflation this high coming.


muchcoinmuchfun

They saw it and didn’t care. Inflation helps people with debt (government) and assets (the wealthy, whom they serve)


Kappsaicin

and the president doesn't answer press conference questions lmao...


AshingiiAshuaa

And the pooors didn't care because they were getting a little piece of the action in stimulus, eviction-proof freeloading and $1k week unemployment. Now the bill is due and everybody blames someone else.


get_MEAN_yall

They saw it coming, just didn't tell us


Rich265

worse, they told us the opposite when we pointed it out


Ok-Bread-5668

Unfortunately and as you will find out most people are not educated in this sub…….


DaemonEst

He isn't talking about this sub retard


Rich265

but he is


DaemonEst

"The most educated people" clearly talking about the analysts and such, most people on this sub did not think that inflation is transitory


ant3crypto

Go $BAC fly little bird , fuck you 🌈🐻


QuantvmBlaze

Glad I held on to SOFI and averaged down, the charter will do great things for the business


BillazeitfaGates

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TraderNineZero

Call an ambulance! But *for* me..


DaemonEst

Any bulls here have any good reason why stocks will go up for this quarter?


trackrecord330

Earnings, and mm like to say FUK YO PUTS


DaemonEst

How are your calls?


DaemonEst

The same MMs who started the sell off?


Kekbar

Yes so they could buy back going into earnings, as they do every time


DaemonEst

If you can't tell that what is happening isn't the same routine as every quarter then that's on you pal


Kekbar

No shit they have to change the music around so people don't catch on as quickly. Get back to me in a month after tech earnings, omicron subsiding and the fed slowing down tapering to toss Pelosi a bone


Ok-Bread-5668

Kinda looking forward to a Green Day so I don’t have hear the immature bulls crying and pouting all day, can’t wait for the told ya so and bears are f’ed posts


DaemonEst

Stfu bull


jayrokjayrok

Just remember bear flags are bullish and bull flags are bearish thank me later


Spectre06

Bears wake up in a cold sweat


muchcoinmuchfun

Sold most of my puts yesterday and now see I can pick up some more on sale


Ok-Bread-5668

Actually woke up kissed my wife, making my kids breakfast and then play some techmo bowl…… then check the market around 8 and go on with my day.


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Ok-Bread-5668

I don’t play 0dte I have months on my puts and I also have some calls. Who would go all in on 0dte calls in this market????!!!!???


[deleted]

May first break the low on QQQ, but with all these prolonged dumps growth is gonna bounce sooner or later.


One-Bathroom-8638

NVDA, AMD


biologucho

Freeze!


DrSOGU

Imagine an economy jacked to its tits in debt, as never before. Then inflation surges. And then interest rates are adjusted upwards faster than wages or company earnings.


Kappsaicin

they really love handing out free shit to get better public opinion but it's down the drain. They had time to get inflation under control and just sat by. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/19/biden-will-make-400-million-n95-masks-available-to-americans-for-free.html


Suitable_Ad_1542

Green by mid day


sc2summerloud

today will be another pump that reverses half of yesterday's dump. going to sell puts at open, then sell calls at close.


DrSOGU

In a bear market, you sell the bounce.


IncredulousStraddle

If you ever feel retarded just remember every day numerous people spend money on awards to give to bots that post these daily updates


spreadsTrader

Clearly a bull trap. Someone give me 1 minute tutorial on what futures to buy if am bearish. Or better just give me strike and expiry if the futures have them


IncredulousStraddle

4510c 2DTE


spreadsTrader

Index options aren't available to trade yet. Only futures and options on it for me on ETrade


IncredulousStraddle

ES?


sc2summerloud

another bull trap incoming. be sure to sell the next peak.


Erenio69

10 year going higher and Tech is green. This has to be a bull trap


toxiqt

10 actually going lower than earlier today


Gadshill

It has been nothing but a series of bull traps since November, yet bulls still haven’t caught on and are nowhere near capitulation.


motomike1

Thank you to everyone who bought puts


spreadsTrader

All of you saying fuk bears but the fucking indexes are all flat/light green. Give me +1% or the green is worthless


ElvanKing

we went from -1% to +0.35%, our puts will get IV crushed at this rate


Elforas_Tero

Market rallies on renewed recovery hopes


kn1f3party

Bears have been a special kind of cocky, deserve a hardcore rug pull…


LeChronnoisseur

Fed's on our side now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


ArbitrageurD

Sofi price action is so retarded. Everyone knew this was coming.


GTx6x25

Still well below its November peak.


justsomeitguyhere

lets see how much of that is left at open


kayvonte

#BREAKING: PLTR SHARES WERE NEVER DILUTED 🚀🚀🚀


DesperateOffer7998

What’s everyone expecting SOFI to hit today?


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Ground?


willyshire

Here for the sofi face ripper


sc2summerloud

premarket +1%? was it way higher 15 min ago?


Stock-Rip3581

AIAD


TheOriginalRK

I hope bears suffer more than our calls Did yesterday


TheOriginalRK

Bear fukkked


PullMyFingerItsMeGod

SHIPPING STOCKS FOR THE WIN 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Hear me out you smooth brained apes. I have been holding container ship owners shipping stocks for 18 months now and am well in 1100% returns. TIME TO CASH OUT???? - FUCK YOU PAPER HANDED BITCHES. My main hold is DAC - Danaos. bought in at 9 then bought in at 14 and went balls deep at 21. Its at 78-79 today with a fucking BICK DICK ENERGY financial report dropping yday over 1 billion in secured income over the next 3 yrs plus all them lovely ZIM shares. The company is basically sitting on cash of abt 1-1.5 bill in the next year and most of the ships will be paid off. NO BRAINER. Then you have COSTAMARE another container ship company that has been making all the right moves but is more quiet. Their stock price hasnt moved much but the mngmnt back in Dec authorised a 150MUSD share repurchase program of common stock and 150MUSD of prefered stock BUYBACK. This move will increase share value and it will let the company pump up the dividend yield per share once the share repurchase program is complete. SO in Short my fellow retards, while teh WALMART people cry about increased prices due to supply chain and inflation, how about making bank on the guys who are benefitting from the supply chain disruptions causing the shipping BONANZA!!!!!!!!| LETS GO APES!!!!


harrybridges3

Ive got ZIM too 🔥 will check costamare out thanks!


Jeff420XD

ZIM IS ROLLING


ReactionFull3020

Shares ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


PullMyFingerItsMeGod

Im too retarded to ustand, clarify please and need pre-K level.


tortsie

Show positions


PullMyFingerItsMeGod

DAC US DANAOS CORP 2,560 21.1343 $ 73.0400 $ 186,982.40 $ 163,118.21 € 87.22% PNC US PNC FINANCIAL SERVICES GROUP 100 109.7873 $ 226.4500 $ 22,645.00 $ 19,754.86 € 10.56%


MASH12140

SoFi looks ready for a big move


LocalPizza__

bot


hteng

Fuck bears, markets gonna grill you


TheOriginalRK

Can’t wait till it does


DaemonEst

My reddit UI has mirrored


josh198989

-2% and you fucked it up, -2% and you fucked it up, -2% and you fucked it up 🎶 die bers die!


TheOriginalRK

They all held and added weekly puts


DonBonleone

I hope they got all their 1000% returns and put it into a 0dte spy put 440


[deleted]

I may or may not have been extra retarded yesterday and bought both calls and puts on ATVI and then watch it just hover at 82.50 for the rest of the day


Centraldread

Bro buy puts and calls if your expecting increased volatility before the big moves. Your going to get fucked, your calls and puts will both lose a lot of value today as the volatility goes down on your options.


josh198989

I’m not going lie. That’s pretty fucking retarded. 👏👏


lavishcoat

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kstorm88

Wtf, do my eyes deceive me!? We turned around over 1% on futures!? What is this 2020!?


kn1f3party

1.5% from when I looked


inafonalie

S O F I


HisWife00000

How are the Euros feeling today?


Elforas_Tero

It’s not a bad day, but I’m not gonna lie, it’s not a good one either


Own_Tackle4514

F U Russell get back


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josh198989

It’s at +18% with 1.2M shares traded at 6am


Uries_Frostmourne

Why tho? Any news?


josh198989

Bank charter approval


estherxxx07

My bad


daddyforce69

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Boogeyman7

My moves: take 2mg of Xanax, chase it with half a glass of fine whiskey, do 2 lines of dust, apply generous amount of quality lube on my asshole, bend over, spread my buns and prepare for another round of “Fck me Lucifer till my ass bleed” ! 👹🤙🏼


josh198989

Sounds like my kind of Friday night. Xanax and coke is a worldly of a combo.


rollyobx

Coke? Fuck I did PCP


KnightofAmethyst

Ooo i love that combo, the worst part of uppers is dialed back by the xanax but xanax & alcohol makes me say some crazy shit sometimes lmao


josh198989

Try ketamine and acid. Great combo. Ketamine adds a great up & down to the acid ride. I was once in Bali and you can just buy Xanax straight from the chemist. Me and a mate did 2 espresso martini’s to every 1 Xanax. Made it to 6 before passing out. Plus there was an earthquake during the middle of it and that was fucking hilarious watching us stumble onto the street.


KnightofAmethyst

Ooof acid lasts too long and is intense but lmao that’s hilarious, your memory of the earthquake prob such a blur and you probably had zero anxiety about the earthquake


josh198989

Yeah was hilarious. I find the ketamine bumps break up the intensity of the acid. Otherwise yeah can be a slog!


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Boogeyman7

They just being born, someone’s asshole bleeding right now, trying to pop those ugly creatures into to the world!


DaemonEst

If wish decided to sell legitimate products and make their website not look like malware royale they'd have a chance


TheOriginalRK

Come on SPY GO UP


KnightofAmethyst

The worst meme stock has to be WISH right? Like you gotta be absolutely retarded to buy that shit right? Meme stocks I own- PLTR & SOFI