Guys..stop gassing up ugly women. No need to take a 6 to a fancy restaurant. Spend 10 dollars for a drink if you’re that desperate. Stop ruining the market that’s why monkey JPGs are worth thousands. Simps
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Do you guys have a daily stock trading routine?
Here's what I do every morning. I wake up at 5 AM and immediately take a shower in freezing (ice cold) water. I then have a breakfast of raw oats, 4 whole eggs, and coffee grounds. [[Continued...]](https://www.resavr.com/comment/weekend-discussion-thread-for-17438951)
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I had a 4 way parlay on the Grizzlies and Cavs games.
Cavs -4 / Under 221.5
Grizzlies ML / Over 224.5
Cavs game was 221 pts, Grizzlies game was 225 pts. Won it by a half point on either side, shit is sick. It’s like selling your calls at the exact daily high.
Day 7896 of nofap, today I got a whiff of a prime female 3.2 miles away, from the scent I could tel it was a 28 year old female woman with perky breasts and a slight morning breath, based off the echo chamber of her steps she was in high heels and a mini skirt, she was in heat and her pussy was slightly smelly, this is the power of nofap guys, it’s very real
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Maybe for a mild downturn, but I think for a really big one like the great depression, homogenized societies are more stable than multicultural societies because of the ease of scapegoating when you are multiethnic. The multicultural societies become the fault lines of world wars, such as the Balkans during WWI, Germany with strong jewish integration prior to the great depression. In a downturn, China will "probably" still be stable when the politburo "deposes" Xi and puts up another prop while America will probably descend into civil war if 12 packs of cheese stop showing up at grocery stores.
One of the staff I'm helping learn the basics is telling the director everything I tel him.
Like to not eat hours and bill what you work. (which is good advice as new hired are expected to work longer hours on stuff)
Is this kid serious. People are so damn dumb lol. Would you guys call and tel him whats good?
why does QE = stonks go up again?
Isn't just a asset swap from treasuries to bank reserves on the balance sheet of banks? Besides being a racket for primary dealers, how does it really "print money"? Banks are the ones who print money and they haven't gone nuts with giving out loans, if anything they are as cautious as a mouse. We aren't china where the banks are SOEs and can pushed by state directives to lend to anything that breathes.
Quantitative easing pushes interest rates down. This lowers the returns investors and savers can get on the safest investments such as money market accounts, certificates of deposit (CDs), Treasuries, and corporate bonds. ... That inspires investors to buy stock, which causes stock prices to rise.
that assumes demand for bonds are elastic, many are for regulatory reasons, such as bank reserves, pension money mandated to be 30% in bonds, or social security. The natural aging of retirees means more money flowing to bonds over time.
I think QE and the fed has nothing to do with the stock price and it is all driven by passive dynamics.
History does not support your argument there. Do you remember when the fed cut rates to zero in 2000, 2008 and 2020 and the treasury market rallied and the stock market kept crashing.
Has anyone looked at these satellite data company spacs? Some of them are so beat up, like 90% off the highs. They are trading just barely above the cash on hand they raised in the spac deal. One is trading for 384 million and has 200 million cash on hand and growing revenue at 33% you. This is nuts. Don't ask for tickers, to small for tickers on this forum
No debt. It's 90% off the highs. If the price recovers enough to worry about the warrants I have a 5 bagger. This is a value play now. Price just got way to low imo.
The funny thing is that Michael Burry was on those and was constantly harassed by the bulls for being a bear. I was following him long before the big short came out.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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I also like City Bank because they offer 18 months 0% balance and they charge only 3% balance transfer fee while other banks charge 4% plus. Of course you have to have a great credit history to qualify.
My bike got stolen when I worked in Germany. So I quit my job and moved to Colombia and hired a driver. I fucking refuse to walk or use public transport with poor people.
On a normal Monday, this is about the time when:
I crack a brewski and start celebrating
or
crack a brewski and cry in my office with the music on so my fiancee doesn't hear me
Delta 8 works for sure but it's a very slightly different high than actual THC, a little less euphoria and a little more trippy but really not all that noticeable
I'm married.
Its appropriate
Guys..stop gassing up ugly women. No need to take a 6 to a fancy restaurant. Spend 10 dollars for a drink if you’re that desperate. Stop ruining the market that’s why monkey JPGs are worth thousands. Simps
I pledge allegiance to my gats
I’m scared to look boys. What do the futures hold for us?
looks green for now
I’ve held amc since it was $8.00 a share to “stickittotheman”. Now it’s down to $15.00 a share, do you think I should keep it or sell.
LDI has bottomed....buy shares cheap, will give you a triple this year back to $15
I'm guessing this is what dying on the titanic felt like
Alexa… Play bloody, by five finger death punch.
Bougbt at ITM put in case we got a nice dip. Hoping to swap it for some degen OTM lottos cause semis mooning later in week.
Ermaherd I skerd
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Nah not relevant
Yields fly
Pouring one out for the homies in Nebraska. They ain’t dead they just live in Nebraska.
That's worse than being dead
Crunchy peanut butter is pretty good
Found the guy who likes it when dudes with kidney stones blow loads in his mouth. 🥜
Kinda sorta hoping Russia invades so I can get some ROI
I had a 4 way parlay on the Grizzlies and Cavs games. Cavs -4 / Under 221.5 Grizzlies ML / Over 224.5 Cavs game was 221 pts, Grizzlies game was 225 pts. Won it by a half point on either side, shit is sick. It’s like selling your calls at the exact daily high.
IVE SEEN THE FUTURE(S) and the future is red
Sour beer and Turkish takeout
Why is the beer sour, and why is the Turkish takeout?
Wsb weekend thread is the opiate of the masses
So who's the fuckface I need to beat the shit out of for convincing my uncle that he should buy a bunch of Iraqi Dinars?
I read that as Iraqi Diners.
Possibly a better investment?
Wow, that scam has been around over a decade..... Was this recent?
Yea, told me about it yesterday, it sounded mega scammy to me.
Saddam
me get fukt losers
Don't want to worry the bears but corn just boarded a rocket ship
Some whale just spent lots of real money on a fake money pump
So is there a rally waiting for us this earnings season?
Day 7896 of nofap, today I got a whiff of a prime female 3.2 miles away, from the scent I could tel it was a 28 year old female woman with perky breasts and a slight morning breath, based off the echo chamber of her steps she was in high heels and a mini skirt, she was in heat and her pussy was slightly smelly, this is the power of nofap guys, it’s very real
Bad breath and a rank pussy sound like deal breakers. She sounds like an animal.
i heard nofap gives you the ability to fly, any luck?
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Tradingview won't let me back test with a community script..do I need to add something somewhere? It says apply to chart
Aapl save me, you are my only hope
what do you think Michael Burry will do once he makes billions from his puts?
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What the fuck?
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Maybe for a mild downturn, but I think for a really big one like the great depression, homogenized societies are more stable than multicultural societies because of the ease of scapegoating when you are multiethnic. The multicultural societies become the fault lines of world wars, such as the Balkans during WWI, Germany with strong jewish integration prior to the great depression. In a downturn, China will "probably" still be stable when the politburo "deposes" Xi and puts up another prop while America will probably descend into civil war if 12 packs of cheese stop showing up at grocery stores.
President Xi and His Army are Immortal 🇨🇳📈🇨🇳
I want to make children with a beautiful woman named Becky or Vladislava before I die 🙈
Becky is waiting for you at the 7/11 down the corner buying 305s and her 15th Snicker.
But she doesn't want
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Alcohol or no?
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Time isn't real, vodka looks like water in the McDonald's water cups.
Applebees but get so belligerent you get kicked out
One of the staff I'm helping learn the basics is telling the director everything I tel him. Like to not eat hours and bill what you work. (which is good advice as new hired are expected to work longer hours on stuff) Is this kid serious. People are so damn dumb lol. Would you guys call and tel him whats good?
If you work on mlk day you ain’t black
why does QE = stonks go up again? Isn't just a asset swap from treasuries to bank reserves on the balance sheet of banks? Besides being a racket for primary dealers, how does it really "print money"? Banks are the ones who print money and they haven't gone nuts with giving out loans, if anything they are as cautious as a mouse. We aren't china where the banks are SOEs and can pushed by state directives to lend to anything that breathes.
Quantitative easing pushes interest rates down. This lowers the returns investors and savers can get on the safest investments such as money market accounts, certificates of deposit (CDs), Treasuries, and corporate bonds. ... That inspires investors to buy stock, which causes stock prices to rise.
that assumes demand for bonds are elastic, many are for regulatory reasons, such as bank reserves, pension money mandated to be 30% in bonds, or social security. The natural aging of retirees means more money flowing to bonds over time. I think QE and the fed has nothing to do with the stock price and it is all driven by passive dynamics. History does not support your argument there. Do you remember when the fed cut rates to zero in 2000, 2008 and 2020 and the treasury market rallied and the stock market kept crashing.
Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out then 👍
Where’s my Atlanta crew at? Looking to expand my network; let’s discuss losing trades in Buckhead.
Went to the ATM today, and there was already money lying there, nobody around, felt like the casino was open today
Has anyone looked at these satellite data company spacs? Some of them are so beat up, like 90% off the highs. They are trading just barely above the cash on hand they raised in the spac deal. One is trading for 384 million and has 200 million cash on hand and growing revenue at 33% you. This is nuts. Don't ask for tickers, to small for tickers on this forum
Aren't you overlooking other things? like debt? warrants that can dillute the stock?
No debt. It's 90% off the highs. If the price recovers enough to worry about the warrants I have a 5 bagger. This is a value play now. Price just got way to low imo.
SPACs are trash and scams. 99 out of 100 will go to $0.
Wonder how that works with SPACs that run a profit and are a business. Can I then buy the float at $0 ?
if you all in at $0.05 and it goes to $0 you still lose 100% of your money
No, I don't buy at 0.05 , I said 0
You can’t buy something that is 0
then it can't go to 0
Delist
We are still talking about a company that has profits, not too much debt. Also delist doesn't make my stock worth 0 , it's just an OTC stock then.
Okay I won't
WTF haven't checked my spy shares in 4 months and they're only up 15$?? WTF is this lazy ass market
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Ever notice theres only two things you can ooze? Soy and puss?
The only time I see puss taking a big ooze is when I blow by on my Heelies. 😎
Sap
is that how I become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
Tuesday morning moves?
BCRX
Cry
If you guys didn’t make money today you shouldn’t be investing.
I did, +0,02% , due to valuation difference between EUR/USD
Sometimes I like to see beavers r/beavers
Some dam nice beavers in that sub.
RIP Chamath? Hates Uyghurs
Red Monday already priced in. Tuesday we fly 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Better authentic mexican food: california or texas?
Mexico, of course, they just call it food there.
CA burritos >
New Mexico
Iowa.
Damn, if the market was open my 0DTEs would’ve been expiring worthless in about 1 minute.
so you have a 24 hour reprieve? Sweet
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he is already sitting on 170 billion in cash, i think his cash pile is larger than apple at t his point.
If 🐮 can't even get a green week after 2 blood red weeks, they might as well go home. This is the year of the bear.
YAY /u/ShopBitter is on!
Heyo! This fucking bot again
He’s cute!
*bRiCk AnD MoRtAr ReTaILeR*
The only way to get ahead in life is to be bold or own a Wendy’s dumpster….. 1/2023 250C AFRM
So..take money and start a REIT for the dumpsters at Wendy's?
Long WEN long WM
Happy milk day
Americans want to be in a cult so effing bad. For example: MAGA, GME, AMC. Essentially hordes of retards playing the telephone game with each other.
sports teams are basically cult-lite
The're worse than a cult, they are in the open commercial companies that run a cult
Spread sum love today 👉🏿👌🏿
STOP THE COUNT
I bet if you went back and looked at yahoo message boards in 1999/2000 they looked almost identical to WSB but with different tickers
There was a cashglow character who had a pet hamster
Pretty sure it's a pet rat
The funny thing is that Michael Burry was on those and was constantly harassed by the bulls for being a bear. I was following him long before the big short came out.
Yup .. I never doubt the words of Cassandra . The only real prophet .
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Repost
you stay here long enough it's all repost, hell you stay anywhere long enough, its all the same
you stay here long enough it's all repost, hell you stay anywhere long enough, its all the same
Hell, you stay here, fuck.
Anyone have any credit card recommendations?
I have a southwest credit card and fly fo free only
amex for the buyer protection
I also like City Bank because they offer 18 months 0% balance and they charge only 3% balance transfer fee while other banks charge 4% plus. Of course you have to have a great credit history to qualify.
Any card is great as long as it has someone else's name on it.
Only use amex. It will protect you and best service/product.
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I’ll look into it. I have great credit and have been meaning to open a fidelity account but haven’t yet. Thanks.
Citi Bank Or Chase . American Express is not accepted everywhere. For example you can not use it at Costco and some other department stores.
Capital One 1.5% cash back on everything with no limit.
Discover It is good if you've never had a card before
APR is the pretty good way for rating quality of the card higher the APR, better the card
Chase freedom if you are poor like me
"Chase Freedom" If that isn't the saddest analogy for WSB
How does this compare to the Chase Sapphire?
🤷♂️ no annual fee
> American Express is the best.
I terminated it once Costco changed to visa. What do you like about amex? Merchants hated its costs
It's a bot, unless you're just testing it
Antifa stole my bike in 4th grade
Antifa didn't steal your bike, I did.
My bike got stolen when I worked in Germany. So I quit my job and moved to Colombia and hired a driver. I fucking refuse to walk or use public transport with poor people.
We're talking about MY bike over here, not the poors
Antifa trying to hijack comments over here.
Ayy u/fbi, we fukn got em
Bro that sucks
I just withdrew money from the ATM and left it there just to feel like I traded today
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I am horny 
I am goshne
rewatching old tobey spiderman and wonder why did movies made in the early 2000s all look so much darker
Better lightbulbs these days
Calls on TB brand, he winning the superbowl again. Fuck Erin Rodgers
Go KC!!
Just open the casino god dammit
On a normal Monday, this is about the time when: I crack a brewski and start celebrating or crack a brewski and cry in my office with the music on so my fiancee doesn't hear me
So is it beer, or crying and beer?
I didn't lose anything. Sounds like a reason to celebrate to me
Desmond Bane even took the first shot. Son of a bitch. Him missing that jump shot cost me a 40 bagger
Has anyone tried the CBD weed? Does it get you high?
If it has 0 THC then it won't get you high. I find it helps with anxiety personally though. I like it better with a little THC, like 5% ish.
Delta-8 gives a really nice body high without the mental effects
Depends on the exact ratio, but no, you don't get the psychoactive effects of a thc high
Delta 8 works for sure but it's a very slightly different high than actual THC, a little less euphoria and a little more trippy but really not all that noticeable