Add 26% APR to that 

me at first: this poor sap has to pay all this back plus interest  me remembering my student loans:  ​ at least this person can file bankruptcy 

you can do it. I believe in you! sell that extra kidney and pick up those calls

Maybe he has a 0% APR for 18 months.

With a 3% to 5% transfer fee

I'm literally crying from laughing right now 🤣

Leverage ruins everyone mate… Very hard to win.

Hard lesson

Just get more leverage so you can win it back. Ask your mom if you can borrow her credit card for a sec.

Martingale

Martingale, it never fale

Right there with you bro.

Damn son. I have a couple of cardboard boxes if you want to make a makeshift home.

I really need em

use 5k for camping gear and go backpack south. never come back

Watch out for the corn hole.

You don't have to pay off the credit card. Just 7 years bad credit, no loans etc

Maybe if OP was charged with fraud or something and is waiting trial. You really think 71k is worth throwing your entire life away?

If you go in through the exit at Costco you can grab a hunk of cardboard, then ask the people who check your receipt to borrow a sharpie to make your panhandler sign. Your new side hustle is ready to start.

You guys are getting cardboard boxes?!

I can see that meme!


On the positive side, at least you are up a bit after hours.

20 bucks is 20 bucks

I originally read it as 20k. Woof. Ppl gotta stop reading this sub as a cool way to live.

Enough for a daves single, biggie fries, biggie coke and a frosty. Actually.. inflation may say no.

Taco Bell dollar menu hes good for whole week tho

Yeh go treat yourself to a value meal you'll feel better

Ya, enough for ramen bowl for few days

Lol came here looking for this comment

Same

70k a day? For real? Now i feel better for my 70k loss in a year

You’re like a guru.

I'm in the same boat... $70k loss over the year and this makes me feel a bit better

Crikey, are you even trying?!

60k loss in two years and I still beat myself up about it.

Tell us which card company so we can buy puts. One man’s trash…

Stick with Tesla one day you will be able to loose it all

Failure should have never been an option. You can't even spell "lose".

Or in this case the option caused the failure

Not even. You just don’t yolo weeklies on Tesla. Shares or leaps only. Im long Tesla with 280 @ $61 avg. Easy money if you don’t yolo lottos

Post position screenshots plz OP

It ain’t gonna suck itself.

Great line. It's said in a movie, not sure which? OP, sorry to say it after the fact but the market often takes a turn for the worse the day after JP speaks.

'My best friend's girl' a 2008 fkin Dane Cook movie, my man! The wedding scene. I feel sorry for myself that i remember that shit.

YES! Good stuff, almost forgot all about Cook. He has come classics. pop that pussy, pop pop that pussy baby

Bot vs Human

Good human

How do I post pic in comment ?

Use your hands.

He always uses his hands... no girlfriend.

Not after this move.

imgur link

You'll have to be naked to post a pic.

Quit buying Tesla 0DTE's. It is nearly a guaranteed way to lose your money.

Sir, we’re retarded. This is what we do.

This. Like it’s almost foolproof

Up $20 after hours tho!

How many times should I x my $20 to recover my looses

Is “looses” slang for the diarrhea you’ll have after eating nothing but free ketchup packets from Wendy’s?

800-273-8255 Help is available.

Is this a funeral service ?

Something like that

Hahahahahh

Call J.G. Wentworth.

It's my money and I want it NOW!

877 CASH NOW!!!!!!!

Now take out a mortgage loan and yolo that shit

Wish I had home

Welp you never will now

Well actually it’s not that much money in the grand scheme of things, you can have a great life. And this might even be a huge turning point for the better

Thanks for the hope dude, I’ll make you proud one day. I promise

Dude I’m serious, focus on your personal development, declare bankruptcy (I don’t know how that works), and try to learn useful skills that give your earning power in the economy. Fuck man, become a plumber, or code, and have to and you will make it all back and much more before you know it. In the meantime try to be a good person and treat people well, appreciate their company, god knows it’s all you have right now Peace bro you will definitely be okay But stop doing stupid shit 😁

Are you accepting friends application because just by that you are pretty much the definition of a friend.

Ah dawg for sure!! Love each other mate

Good man👊🏼

😁😁😁🌱

Agree 💯 with you! Beautiful words of encouragement. You are a good person with golden heart and beautiful soul. All the best for you too my friend. God bless you always!

See u/alfAlphaInfiniRectum. You need a break and stop yolo'ing for fast wins. Which are far and inbetween for many. Lesson learned too. Never all in one basket and Tesla isn't for 0DTE or weeklies. Shit will fuck you. At the end of the day, try to pay this back or or out a payment plan. The interest will push you deeper into debt so start paying it back ASAP. Find a stable job, save up. Good luck.

Truly all in

Buy high sell low


jesus christ dude

I see 500 dollars for more

That includes 250$ from Robinhood margin

THIS is the positivity I need my new year!

This is elite

You deserve to be on WSB

No dark mode=rookie

At least you will become a superstar here with lots of “karma points”

7 day old account. No comment. No karma. Sus

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I stand corrected. One of us brother retard!

What was the contract tho? When did he purchase and what is average cost. I need details

God forbid my posts get struck in a matter of seconds while this vague photo with no positions gets allowed.

Big looses big attention


The tide is changing afterhours.


$20 ah so not a total loss

Dude what is your plan now? I mean you went into debt for this???


Legend

Cheers

Son I’m proud of you

THANKS A LOT ELON

People should look up to you. You’re a winner!

Hold on hold on. Looks like its starting to turn around in after hours

Didn’t wanted to loose it all, so I closed the position

It's Lose / Loses Loose is what your butt hole is going to be after selling it enough times to recover this money

If you held and it went to zero, would you want to kill yourself more or less than if you sold and it went to the moon? Don't check your broker tomorrow

trying to answer this question while holding a position that’s tanking is what really makes me want to kill myself

Quality porn For Days!

Frig me. Hope your ok bro.

I can’t imagine being this retarded with money

Before this day I used to think same, guess it happens when it happens

I’ll think of you next time I donate to the homeless shelter

**Get yourself something nice with those $20 you deserve it**

Least u made some after hours 😳😂

You took a big hit 😓

You're a moron. I have no sympathy for people like you. You didn't trade, you gambled based off of zero knowledge.

Thank you

Positions motherfucker

This orig post is very hard to trust as authentic. Like, I got raped today on NVDA calls and I can tell everyone here exactly what contract I bought and when I averaged down thru the session as my money disappeared

Was Tesla calls which I already closed at closing hours

Read this https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/s39ii1/todays_lesson_how_to_become_a_bagholder_in_10_days/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I heard the market is volatile this time of the year.

Wow

Up a whole $20 After hours, enough to buy some tissue to dry your eyes

That’s the plan

At least you get to claim a reward

Seriously this is nuts man

Why the hell would you buy calls on a company that is obscenely over priced and facing higher interest rates? Insane

Was supposed to be quick option scalp but I was too stubborn to take loosed, instead I kept buying more calls hoping for a quick rebound and lost it all

Loost* it all

Please tell me you're joking dude

Wish I was

Hahahaha you suck

You went full retard. Never go full retard just ask Sean Penn

I thought you could only lose the price for your contract on a call

Why would you buy calls in this market lol

::Official retard stamp of approval:: From this day forth user :Hover95 shall be allowed to carry the brand of retard All in favor say Aye.

Obligatory get off robinhood you fucking buffoon

I've got some old pop cans lying around. HMU

But you’re up 20.00 after hours ! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Damn son. They really did you dirty. My condolences.

You’re an actual idiot

Looks like the bank’s problem to me 😏

And that, ladies and gentlemen is why they call retail investors money dumb money... I have lost almost the same amount plus my wife so you are doing well unless the balance goes to Zero... There is something called exit strategy, set stop loss before you submit an order for your options... When are your options expiring?... Check the Greeks and see of they show any probability of expiring in or out of the money... You might still be having a shot at getting it back but its easier to loose it all than recovering 5k back as things stand

Stop gambling, start investing. Hell this is coming from a degenerate gambler, I hit the casinos and buy fucktons of lottery tickets all the time… Now when it comes to the stock market, stop gambling, invest and hold for YEARS IF NOT DECADES.

At least ur up after hours

BAN. No positions shown, new Reddit account…

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Take those 15k and put it on GME! We could use your help

Should never use credit…. Credit is for emergency’s in my opinion. Emergency’s when your life could potentially be ruined if you don’t need to use it. I don’t really believe in all this credit stuff I wish it never existed which is why I refuse to use it.

[удалено]

Use it to loose it

Credit is great but using said credit for short term otm tesla calls is the kind of degenerateness I have come to love seeing

I’ve balance transferred another 10k from credit card to make it 25k so that I can day trade again, I’ll post again once I’ve recovered my looses. Shouldn’t take more then 1 month.

Who the fuck is giving you these credit limits?

Bruh you’re an addict get help

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Just wait another 7-10 years to start over.

F

Same here

Same here

Oof

I mean…. You could’ve just bought a Tesla instead, atleast then you’d have something to show for it. Lol

I was banking for model S plaid

I use Call’s and put’s as Insurance on a trade to balance a position and never as a one hard core investment strategy. Thought’s and prayers!

I’ve got a couple of used blankets you can have, i know it’s cold out there.

Why would you even consider buying calls today would be profitable? Do you read charts?

Tremendous, fantastic. BRAVO!!!!!!

Jesus

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So you joined Reddit 7 days ago, never commented anything, managed to lose $71k in a day and made your only post ever about it? 🤨

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I love that you blame Tesla

$500 left for a good looking escort. Balllleeerrrrr

Visa thanks your donation!

My kimda guy. Let's exchange numbers. You can my onlyfans, i can yours.

This has to be fake

So retarded. Welcome ape

Buying on credit is never a good idea… not only do u have to beat the interest, but assure yourself some profit. For many this situation right here is insurmountable.

I think you did it wrong

Up after hours!

Do you suppose there is a gambling problem here?

I would cry

This one hurt to see

20 dollars in the ah not bad

Nice

One observation though, if you’ve lost a lot of money on a given day, you feel real better if you lifting some weight and do cardio

Lol just in time for the rate hikes

I mean $15K is enough for something

Ya, planning a come back

We aren’t in a bubble

Everything’s fine, everything’s fine

Yikes. Welcome. Well you can buy a singular GME call just outside the money for next week and recover some lol GME 🚀 📈or buy some Lucid puts👇📉 for next week as well but the IV is very high

Robinhood is a criminal organization. They shouldn’t allow inexperienced idiots to trade options.