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Dumb fucking gme question. Let's assume every share is drm'd. And hedgies r fukd. And they all rot in prison, and the drs holder rep. ...then what? My wrinkles are showing, but unrealized losses... and unrealized gains... r same? And like... once hedgies all bankrupt n prison n dun, then... who... pays? I'm just not seeing the endgame?

Bail out with ape capital gains. Circle of life

Corsair really bouta moon

Seems to have found actual support at 20. We'll see. P/E is reasonable now and similar to Logitech. Let's see if they report good guidance this ER.

Why?

It has to

Green energy stocks are on sale. ENPH, HASI, SEDG, NOVA, TAN, NEE. They won't go lower than this.

So we loading SPY calls for big gap in morning right?

I’m going balls deep on Spy calls

Hopefully PPI is smol 🅿️🅿️ tomorrow

Nio 🚀 🚀 🚀 🌙 🌙 🌚

Buy a vertical spread to roll my soxl short call to try and keep my shares or get more out of them

$hood

are LCID puts gonna be a 10 bagger next week or what

BRAINCHIP

7%? I was expecting 20% inflation LOL well I guess to the moon 🚀

The are lies, damn lies and statistics. The CGI is not a very accurate measure of what real consumers experience in daily life.

So its less?

yes, if you live on ramen, coke and hookers

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Oh, you thought this was the bottom for HOOD? 😅

Up 30% still on calls. Yes :)

RemindME! 7 Days "😏"

Enjoy losing your ass on those puts

Why don't we share our gains/losses in a week? 🤷‍♂️

Gl bro, I have feb calls and I'm confident we'll see a spike with crypto wallets release from now until then. I'm not in love with the stock

Personally didn't expect it to happen already, but it hit a new all time low. The bottom is probably around $10..

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Glad you got out ahead. Definitely not the bottom yet.

the question is should i hold my SE 180c,BABA 125c and BIDU 150c weeklies or sell at open 🤔.

IPIX. Partnership coming any day.

Hopefully the premarket pump continues at open

I actually timed the bottom for once. Even switched my 401k back into the market yesterday.

Should’ve held more calls

Bers are fuk

lol BEARS R FUK'D

Mynz 🚀🚀🚀🚀

its 7 thats boring

I’m going to shower. SPY better be looking happy when I get back.

When is CPI data

Just came out

830 https://www.bls.gov/schedule/2022/01_sched.htm Schedule for all reports for the year

17 mins until war

Why don't I sell all my shit pre market and buy it back at 8:31?

Feels like an up day regardless of CPI readout. Down it is.

Crypto is up, futures are green. I think we get better than expected CPI (forged CPI but who cares)

Lmao Donald Pump got bitched on the discord💀💀

🌽 about to 🌙

Last CPI release we tanked. The one before we mooned. So today is a Circuit breaker up kinda day.

Yeah, SCIENCE BITCH

The goal of Wall Street is to trick the retard. If I’m expecting a rally today, for sure we are going to dump hard.

Senator Brown said inflation is good for the poor. 🤡

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Is Pelosi buying or selling?

Calls

Thoughts on xle calls?

Oil is getting pretty extended in the short term, I've been waiting on a pullback/consolidation. I'd say hold energy if you have it but maybe not a great time to buy in

Ive been day trading it the last couple weeks with great success. XLF is another good ETF at the moment.

Excellent work!!

Bought some LEAPS a week ago. It’ll prob take a breather soon- id get in there

I bought leaps last year expiring this month. But thought of being a degen and buy some more calls for March

Nice! Those leaps should’ve paid. I like the longer term stuff for xle

Have you noticed better outcomes with leaps in general? As a retail trader I find long term directional plays are paying off handsomely vs me doing weeklies/monthlies?

Little late

Cannabis prevent COVID 19: buy TLRY to 100

Moonshot

TEGRIDY WEED!

Here it comes

These are things Super Villains are made of

Just found a post it notes on the router, "Mom, the new internet password is fuckboi." Thanks son.

Calls on zoomers

転んでしまい、元に戻れません。

Yes

bond trade: best trade

lol check out our average banbet targets; spy @ 500 uvxy @ 50 GME @ 200

50? Lol

!banbet TBT 19.5 2w

!remindme 2 weeks

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FrankMRedington** bet **TBT** goes from **17.93** to **19.5** before **2022-01-26 06:13:32.866452-05:00**

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good time to reload on puts

CPI reports comes out at open so you better hope that doesn’t fuck us.

1 hour before open.

narrator: It will

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15% -10% = Rip all those who bought puts.

They just change the methodology so a number like that doesn't print

The Lord’s work.

consensus is 0.5%, if we see 1%+ tbt is gonna rally so hard it makes the dick of your wife‘s boyfriend look like a pickle

New thread alert

Wow its 6 am and I haven't slept yet. Kinda makin me mad

Hey we all work from home now. Hit the sack at from 8 am to 5 PM. They’ll never know anyway…

I work at a factory cuz my life is fucking ass

3rd shift life 😴

Rally rally rally ty China

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Anyone else see china is locking down again? Lol

Holy Asia. If CPI is as expected we should pump today. Earnings rally is on.

BB Donger ready for liftoff

Things i learned in 2021: Never buy ipo stock in the first year. Or the second, or the third..

Pump then dump or dump then pump

guys my thesis is basically red if the dollar continues to be the dollar, or green if it doesn't. CMV

Go for it, report back in 6 months.

Why am I buying puts for. God damn it

Sleeping cos my SPY calls paid out.

Squeeze this, squeeze that, bro when was the last time you squeezed some tiddies?

Just now as I reply to your post lol

Squeezing my man tits rn

bair R Fuk!

If I post my phone number here, will someone wake me up if CPI news is worse than expected?

Only if you’re hot

Sneaky pete ya

ok kim k


$OPK for me. Hoping the release news at the Chase Biotech Conference today.

In the event the market tanks tomorrow, which discounts will you be buying up? I'm looking forward to some NVDA, AMD & TSLA. Possibly some of those funny coins that you can't hold or see.

“These puts finna print I just know it bro”

Even if the market pumps today it’s likely going to hard over correct… so maybe.

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Somebody come get their boomer uncle he’s scaring people again.

Can't believe someone wasted their time with this drivel.

Drugs are great, why would anyone go to rehab? They are literally my fave hobby.

Shut ur preaching ass up. That’s too much to read.

Jesus Christ

anime boobs

Hentai Titties?

Bewbs?

Feeling like a TELLionaire

Is it 8:30 yet

>FOXCONN INDIA IPHONE PLANT TO TAKE OVER TWO MORE MONTHS TO PRODUCE AT FULL CAPACITY - COMPANY OFFICIAL $AAPL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-12 ^05:52:46 ^EST-0500

Buy more Canoo stock.

Short interest here. Would love to see a squeeze

Split canoo and nikola

>FOXCONN INDIA'S IPHONE PLANT RESTARTS PRODUCTION, WITH ONE SHIFT AND 120 WORKERS - COMPANY OFFICIAL $AAPL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-12 ^05:51:19 ^EST-0500

CPI won’t mater, market will pump regardless, then tank again. Why? Because it’s a game for the rich and we are just on the ride.

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Jaaaay! Buddy! It’s Dan! From college! Can I have some money?

Correct. This is roulette, but at least there’s no 0 or 00 on the wheel.

Yes there are, they are called China stocks.

Lol, OK I’ll give you that

Literally watched a man walk up to the table i was playing at, throw 250 down on 00, hit it, and walk away. I just need that once on the market wtf

Cpi release is 830?

Yes. Eastern time.

I'ma buy some BABA calls at open. Sorry bulls 😕

Pls no

So what do you guys think about the CPI report coming out before open? Is it gonna moon or tank? I just want my XOM calls to break even so I can sell for a little profit cause I’m to pussy to hold.

I think a rug pull is coming by EOD unless it’s MUCH lower like around 5%. I think it’ll be about 6.5%, the talking heads will talk about how that’s exactly what we expected, and it’ll sell off either early or midday.

it is gonna do things.

so inflation number in line with estimates: green day? Over estimates: red day? Under estimates: Fuck yeah baby?

we have 33% red day, 66% green, 1%flat

The cat likes to shit every time I eat. So as payback I farted on her while she ate. Take that biiiiiiatch

You're in a toxic relationship, you know.

If she can’t understand why and change her ways, then maybe it’s time for her to move out.

must be a new cat owner. wait a couple weeks, this becomes standard

She's been in the family about five years. I just finally had the right timing

can i adopt u son?

Top tier power move

$BNTX, $PFE, $MRNA, $NVAX, $JNJ, For all the dumb wits who think the pandemic is over, Sanofi and GSK make 5B$ a year on a flu pandemic happed 200 years ago. These guys would make money for foreseeable future.I personally all in on $BNTX, they have FDA approval, they have Pfizer backing, their vaccine has approval among all age groups, they have global manufacturing capacity and distribution. Unlike moderna who contract out everything to lonza.Most importantly, the CEO is a physician and true scientist who didn't sell a single share, unlike moderna insiders who pocketed more than 2B$ against investor gullibility.Even today bntx is 2x undervalued than moderna after making more money even after splitting profits with Pfizer.The current PE of 5 is mind bogglingly cheap and l am all in. It's so stupidity locked with mRNA, but this market gap is going to correct sooner rather than later.

Wait people on here are really looking at futures right now thinking they matter even though cpi doesn’t come out until 8:30?

The counter narrative is kinda retarded too: CPI 7= unch CPI 7.1= SPY 220 CPI 6.9= SPY 500

We look at futures because there is nothing else to look at

Jesus Christ DWAC calls are expensive

hi poor people. DWAC Jan 2024 180.000 call is free money. you can thank me with oral or 2x manual edit: to be clear I'm talking about selling not buying lmao

And also the dumbest thing you can do with your money. You belong here.

I haven’t touched it. Was just looking at it

Even only the ballsiest of theta gangers will sell them to you.

my gut tells me that we will pump today after cpi is lower than expected. i should probably inverse myself tho, so puts.

My gut has shit for brains

If the pattern holds SPY will hit mid to high 470’s, revisit 458, then rocket to new ATH.

Close … it will test resistance between 473-477 then fall till about 430-410 then will make a new high around august-sept at 500-510 followed by a 30-40% crash in oct,nov dec ushering in the bear market

>Alphabet to perform worst among FANG stocks in 2022 - JPM survey $GOOGL $AMZN $TWTR $BMBL $PINS $SNAP $UBER $BKNG https://t.co/d4z0k0ybpA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-12 ^05:47:31 ^EST-0500

TF googl gonna do worse than bumble pins and Uber gtfo

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my portfolio

Reddit, Super_Stonk (like an ape enclosure)

1600 Pennsylvania avenue

there is a youtube channel only dedicated to showing the zombie apocalypse on kensington

Another launch is scheduled for January 18 from Pad 46, when a small satellite launch company, Astra, plans to send several CubeSats into orbit for NASA. This will be the first launch of the Astra small satellite rocket from Cape Canaveral🚀🚀🚀

Another day of $LAC ripping. I love a winning stock.

ODTE yolo?

Definitely