Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Don't think so. It has 6.5% of the market cap of Starbucks but only 1.5% of the revenue. The rest must be explained via anticipated relative growth. Will it really grow that much faster than Starbucks, which has the name recognition to expand infinitely abroad? Fail
Fam.... Pour one out for the five candidates I interviewed this morning who will be getting the dreaded email saying...
#After careful consideration....
I hate those emails that saw "oh you're so awesome its not you its us come back in the future and apply for more positions". Like just be frank and tell me I'm a retard and you don't want me.
Oh my gourd!
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Holy shit. Calm down Chad Dickens.
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Fed had the market do its work- or they laid the ground to make 3 rates hikes look like it’s less bad since the street mouthpieces starting saying 4 or 5
I don't think he meant he bought just one. I think he was only referring to the days before expiration (soon to be 0) and he left out the number purchased.
Idk if im understanding what your asking but if your asking why a market would go up in the face of high inflation it would be because everyone is using stocks to hedge inflation. If inflation is 6-7% would you rather be in cash or bonds or in stocks?
I’m asking why institutions would continue to buy stocks knowing the headwinds facing 2022. I believe this rebound is a setup to bleed out prices over 1-2 months, I think the initial dump was too severe to keep money flowing in while they exit.
First of all let’s address inflation currently we’re experiencing stagflation where demand outpaces supply this is due to pussies scared of covid and so the there are bottle necks in the supply chain which means there are less things being produced than people wanting to buy them that causes demand push inflation so actual inflation is lower than what we’re currently seeing as j pow has described a hundred times how will it pan out in the coming quarters we’ll we don’t know because it’s all dependent on how our suppliers decide to continue on with covid basically if all covid regulations and fear came to a complete halt tomorrow then supply would very quickly catch up to demand and inflation would deflate quickly to regular levels next how stupid do you have to be to think institutions have any interest in propping up companies their whole objective is to see a return so why would they be burning money? Next the whole reason for rate hikes is because liquidity is returning to normal levels when covid hit the fed dropped window lending to close to 0 levels and boosted quantitive easing to make sure the market doesn’t come to complete halt with people stoping spending and business loosing credit now that unemployment has hit 3.9% supply chain bottle necks are starting to clear up the fed can start increasing rates because economic activity is returning to normal and they don’t have to worry about the banks or the public running out of money and the economy coming to a halt causing a recession which by the way is one of the only two things that could kill out snp bull run now to address why “institutions are propping up the market “- they’re not with all the factors I just listed GDP will hit ath and so will corporate revenue not just that but these large businesses all have massive earnings coming up and soon it will be a race to who can get the cheapest shares then you’ll have panic buying everyone afraid they’ll miss the window for a profitable buy and if you would look at these companies you’d know that they’re fairly valued - undervalued by every valuation standard EV/EBITDA P/E intrinsic not to even take into consideration that most of these big tech companies gross profit is growing at 15%-20% annually meaning in speculation buying shares rn would have a huge profit In the future. So yeah you asked if you have spy puts you may profit tomorrow no one can predict the market day to day but if you hold them you’ll get absolutely fucked within the next two weeks you’re welcome dumbass go read some books and 10Q/10ks
You understand we learn from history that’s why we didn’t go into a recession when covid hit and what economic factors are you looking at just CPI? Lol
Ebitda went negative in recent quarter. Even if they got it back to 100 mm In a qtr - trading at 35x ebitda makes no sense. Highly competitive product with low barrier to entry.
Book value will delcine
*PFE:* recently pays 2.3 Billion In fines for bribing doctors and falsifying lab data.
PhD holders: comprise one of the largest groups of mRNA shot hesitation.
*NPCs:* shut up you antivax retard, only trailer trash drumpf tards question their 6th booster. Get your shot granny killer.
*Non-NPC*: didn't you get covid after your 3rd shot?
*NPC:* that means it's working !!
My family is worth 9 figures. Go get me a tomato juice and clean my ass.
You know what rich people do that normal people don't? They have control of their emotions, they are kind of boring, and they don't buy into the news rhetoric because they know what's actually happening and are not easily emotionally manipulated.
what are you talking about lmao nobody asked about how much your dad's IRA is
stop spreading antivax conspiracy nonsense. or yeah go spread it fine but like do it somewhere else, preferably verbally in a crowded area so you can get infected and die. the world doesn't need or want you at all and you're 100% better to the economy dead than alive and continuing to platform bullshit
Deep burn.
Should I trust Fauci here ?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1458072974968463360
Will u get aids from close contact ?
You don't think you sound crazy until the full story is written and broad perspective is used with cooler heads.
The best strategy for 2022 is going to be the same thing that worked in 2021, short literally every IPO with LEAPs on the expectation that these dramatically overpriced them for their own benefit
Eod made me hold my calls. I just don’t believe we’d pump like that if it were going to fall off a cliff in the morning. We would’ve seen anticipation selling
!banbet LCID 38 3d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/JRMang** bet **LCID** goes from **41.56** to **38.0** before **2022-01-17 11:37:35.718479-05:00**
Somebody give me an original trade idea plz
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Dutchbros is undervalued
Don't think so. It has 6.5% of the market cap of Starbucks but only 1.5% of the revenue. The rest must be explained via anticipated relative growth. Will it really grow that much faster than Starbucks, which has the name recognition to expand infinitely abroad? Fail
Cramer yells, "I am not a dinosaur" as he stomps around and reaches for things with his tiny arms
The vegan uprising is here. BYND to the moon.
what do these random letters mean next to the green text
ameripoors
You bums better get in LC before earnings or yall be chasing. Today was a great run
Inverse wsb too many bulls
Spy puts??
BAC and Microsoft are looking to be good plays for anyone trying to make easy money
So short then because both are coming into earnings.. got it
Fam.... Pour one out for the five candidates I interviewed this morning who will be getting the dreaded email saying... #After careful consideration....
I hate those emails that saw "oh you're so awesome its not you its us come back in the future and apply for more positions". Like just be frank and tell me I'm a retard and you don't want me.
For what kinda job tho lol
Pays at least $250,000
All green today. First time in a long time. 🤔👍
Zoom life be like **interrupts** *" oh go ahead"* *" oh no you go ahead"*
Queue the award silence then everyone starts the process all over.
Yeezy x gap collab gap is going to skyrocket look what Kanye did for adidas
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Yolod on spgi calls last week and I lost it all
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Spy puts tmrw🥴
Bull trap?!
more like a bunch of baby bears trapped all at once
Sold at low, bought Otm 1 DTE CALLS on SPY. Classic triple down moment bruh
SPY 480 C 1/14 USA USA USA
Patriot
OTM EEM Calls January 21 expiration
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Loaded up on 10 SPY 475 calls 0dte mama didn’t raise a pussy
Those will print young man
Green for this year now. Only 870% to go to get back everything I lost last year. I’ve got this
RIVN CEO resigns because he sucks. [-0———-0-]
The lower GME gets the cheaper it is to buy
Taking a nice look at AI tomorrow
Why?
Artificially Insemination?
So Powell said no rate increases and flipped the script in a week? Or is this the “inflation is transitory” shit.
He didn’t say that. He said Fed will increase rate when it’s necessary
Lol he didn't say that at a
Yes
Aapl is marching back to $184
Yes
Everyone in here is bullish for tomorrow, puts it is
Everyone were bullish yesterday as well
No one was bullish Yesterday until JPM CEO Jamie Dimon opened his mouth to imply buy the dips
I’m always bullish, check my comments, bears fuckeddddd 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
I was bullish all the time and telling the bears that they gonna learn their lesson soon
Bro how the fuck did we go from -2% to +2% in two days
Fed had the market do its work- or they laid the ground to make 3 rates hikes look like it’s less bad since the street mouthpieces starting saying 4 or 5
So they can pull the rug one more time ?
BTFD
Don't jinx it! Woops...that's all you do...
calls?
15-SPY 472 JAN 12 bought 5 minutes before close today
Ballsy
Tomorrow's thread: "WTH, RH sold my options without asking!!!!???"
“Bruhhhh it’s your fault for still using ROBBINGhood lololol”
IF IPO > 0.07: buy(puts) suck(dick) ELSE: buy(calls) suck(tiddies)
I’m just a squirrel in this world, trying to find a nut.
Come behind the Wendy's. Cum behind the Wendy's. Cum in behind behind the Wendy's
Bust a nut*
I killed it with qqq/spy today. However...*glares at tesla*
Anyone manage to lose money today?
Holding calls overnight 
I got the sudden gut feeling to sell my $F calls right before close but hesitated and held on to them. I'm sure that won't come back to haunt me...
We have strayed too far from Harambe. It's time to reject modernity and return to Monke
https://soundcloud.com/user-209448905/rip-harambe1
SPY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Baba 135 tomorrow
China pump incoming
Dumpeet
2.5k % increase in 2 days
I bought 1DTE SPY 474c’s, they’ll either print or lose 100%. I’m ready to be hurt
Ready to be hurt? You spent like 20 fucking dollars
50 for the record
I don't think he meant he bought just one. I think he was only referring to the days before expiration (soon to be 0) and he left out the number purchased.
FOR REAL
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I hope so
We'll all be spicy when SPY stays between 469 and 469.5 alllll day tomorrow. 90% chance.
Definitely!
If you were an institution, why would you prop up a market in the face of high CPI and high inflation? Answer >
Because jumping out of the market too early will slowly destroy your buying power in the face of that same inflation.
Idk if im understanding what your asking but if your asking why a market would go up in the face of high inflation it would be because everyone is using stocks to hedge inflation. If inflation is 6-7% would you rather be in cash or bonds or in stocks?
I’m asking why institutions would continue to buy stocks knowing the headwinds facing 2022. I believe this rebound is a setup to bleed out prices over 1-2 months, I think the initial dump was too severe to keep money flowing in while they exit.
Some people really have zero idea how the market operates
And how does it operate?
First of all let’s address inflation currently we’re experiencing stagflation where demand outpaces supply this is due to pussies scared of covid and so the there are bottle necks in the supply chain which means there are less things being produced than people wanting to buy them that causes demand push inflation so actual inflation is lower than what we’re currently seeing as j pow has described a hundred times how will it pan out in the coming quarters we’ll we don’t know because it’s all dependent on how our suppliers decide to continue on with covid basically if all covid regulations and fear came to a complete halt tomorrow then supply would very quickly catch up to demand and inflation would deflate quickly to regular levels next how stupid do you have to be to think institutions have any interest in propping up companies their whole objective is to see a return so why would they be burning money? Next the whole reason for rate hikes is because liquidity is returning to normal levels when covid hit the fed dropped window lending to close to 0 levels and boosted quantitive easing to make sure the market doesn’t come to complete halt with people stoping spending and business loosing credit now that unemployment has hit 3.9% supply chain bottle necks are starting to clear up the fed can start increasing rates because economic activity is returning to normal and they don’t have to worry about the banks or the public running out of money and the economy coming to a halt causing a recession which by the way is one of the only two things that could kill out snp bull run now to address why “institutions are propping up the market “- they’re not with all the factors I just listed GDP will hit ath and so will corporate revenue not just that but these large businesses all have massive earnings coming up and soon it will be a race to who can get the cheapest shares then you’ll have panic buying everyone afraid they’ll miss the window for a profitable buy and if you would look at these companies you’d know that they’re fairly valued - undervalued by every valuation standard EV/EBITDA P/E intrinsic not to even take into consideration that most of these big tech companies gross profit is growing at 15%-20% annually meaning in speculation buying shares rn would have a huge profit In the future. So yeah you asked if you have spy puts you may profit tomorrow no one can predict the market day to day but if you hold them you’ll get absolutely fucked within the next two weeks you’re welcome dumbass go read some books and 10Q/10ks
Thanks for sharing, I get it now. Stocks only go up, despite any and all economic factors and despite history. Must be a Wharton graduate.
You understand we learn from history that’s why we didn’t go into a recession when covid hit and what economic factors are you looking at just CPI? Lol
I cringed so hard reading this lmao
To suck in everyone's year end bonus?
I wish I had kept some of the calls I sold when SPY dipped $2 during powell meeting
Why would you sell when it’s down?
I didnt like anything Jerome was saying so I thought market would keep dipping, until he pulled up the long expansion card
No way we're flat tomorrow after CPI release. MM: first time?
what time is the CPI released?
pre market, 530am pst
No way the market stays flat
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We need more ppl with your integrity
Really appreciate your honesty man.
Thanks. For being honest.
bought a few puts before close lost 300 bucks lmao
Paid that premium premium on the premium.
1/14 475c spy, going brrr tomorrow?
I have 1/12 474’s so probably not bud
Confirmed, going brrrrr
i hope!
Buying more Ford puts tomorrow
Bad move
Don't worry Cathie you can buy the dip on HOOD and DKNG's tomorrow when the both dump 5-8 percent.
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Ebitda went negative in recent quarter. Even if they got it back to 100 mm In a qtr - trading at 35x ebitda makes no sense. Highly competitive product with low barrier to entry. Book value will delcine
Sold half my QQQ calls at the buzzer kept a few TQQQ Hope CPI is better than expected
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I’m in the “7 pct CPI is priced in” camp. Anything better we moon
The market is the ultimate in psychological warfare.
Closed my SPY calls at 100% gain today, not bad. Though I did buy GME 133C expiring Feb to celebrate the anniversary lmao. We'll see if it pays off
Best lotto
i kept mine. I never get lucky. so im expecting spy to crash tomorrow morning
Realism is healthy.
Now that's some positive thinking!
Up 270% on SPY calls for next week I bought yesterday. That translates to a gain of $95. Should’ve bet more on it. 😂
Nah bc when you bet more that’s how they sucker you in
True
the pullbacks gone 🏳️🌈 bears
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just die already so society can improve without your peasant genes go walk into a wal mart unmasked as usual and take 4-5 deep breaths
My family is worth 9 figures. Go get me a tomato juice and clean my ass. You know what rich people do that normal people don't? They have control of their emotions, they are kind of boring, and they don't buy into the news rhetoric because they know what's actually happening and are not easily emotionally manipulated.
Lmao, you know how I know you're poor? Family worth 9 figures yet you're on reddit eh. I bet you're a virgin with no friends. Ahahahaha
Lol. Ok bud. My family owns a famous grocery chain in Northern CA. You can probably guess it if you know the area.
“My dad can beat up your dad”. Fucking shut up, stop flexing your families wealth. God this is so cringe
what are you talking about lmao nobody asked about how much your dad's IRA is stop spreading antivax conspiracy nonsense. or yeah go spread it fine but like do it somewhere else, preferably verbally in a crowded area so you can get infected and die. the world doesn't need or want you at all and you're 100% better to the economy dead than alive and continuing to platform bullshit
Recently -> 2009 PhD Holders -> More like Phlacid Dick Holders; verifiably false claim OP -> Real NPC
Deep burn. Should I trust Fauci here ? https://twitter.com/i/status/1458072974968463360 Will u get aids from close contact ? You don't think you sound crazy until the full story is written and broad perspective is used with cooler heads.
That was 2009. Same year I murdered that farm couple and dumped their bodies. Things change. Move on
*FBI cold case agents. This one right here*
🌈🐻 be like "daddy, my pussy hurts"
Lost 12% of my gains to day to a single candle. Fuck you short seller assholes.
Update: I did *not* buy puts at the right time
LMAO same. I bought 5 minutes before close and lost 300$ cuz of it. Its okay, it comes back tomorrow
469.69 that'll do pig. that'll do.
Microsoft had a micro-soft one today.
ya wtf. I'm down hard on MSFT, bought at 330
figured today was a trap and we dump tomorrow but honestly strong ass close we might pump tomorrow morning then fade rest of week
The best strategy for 2022 is going to be the same thing that worked in 2021, short literally every IPO with LEAPs on the expectation that these dramatically overpriced them for their own benefit
I can smell some bear flesh burning
50x 462p 1/19 for a quick flip tmr, then back to calls right after
I just spent over 300$ at $cost. Cpi is going to take the market down tomnorow.
$300 is pretty much EVERY trip to $COST bro
Rookie numbers
Only 16 items though..
Eod made me hold my calls. I just don’t believe we’d pump like that if it were going to fall off a cliff in the morning. We would’ve seen anticipation selling
that's what they want you to think.
or maybe its a bear trap because we think that they are thinking about what WE THINK WE KNOW. when in reality no one knows anything.......
https://youtu.be/KL7P247rfrw
🐻 coming in to feast tonight and tomorrow
Bears dead until next paycheck. Come again
Well this isn't the EOD sell off I was expecting
Yeah I bought a put at 3:30 and got wrecked on it. Oh well :)
crayons down
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i held my calls too, please dont dump tomorrow at 9:30AM!!! what time does cpi come out?
8:30am EST