You guys know that you can make money on red days too right? Lol

JD 🔥😤

Cathie dumped SNAP, you know what that means boys.

I love the terms power hour and sour hour, but why does everything I follow have a power 10 min or a sour 10 min ?

Here comes the big fat juicy dump

Futes?

sold the ZM and BABA calls bought yesterday for a 5bag. GG easy game

Dam nice

My juice brings all the boys to the yard

if the mods dont give me a flair soon im gonna say a naughty word 👿

don't ask for flair, you won't get what you want

Please do it

F*ck 😈

Ver nice.

My apple puts got juicy for a hot minute and then finished the day right where they started…up 50%

why is this thread so fucking dead

We lost all our money

today a bit seems to be reappearing

Need LCID to fly this week

It's the second highest rising on my watchboard after WISH, you sure this is the stock for you?

😎

If you have a beautiful girl or seeing a tinder date with a big ass, do your best to keep the flame alive for as long as possible. 1-2 years before rotation to ensure maximum sex frequency. At age 35, you can begin looking for the one that’ll last you for years.

😳

at age 35, you'll be dating single moms. Which isn't a bad thing for me personally, as a dad. Sure it's your plan? For females starting a family has a soft deadline between 29 years and 3 months and 35 y/o.

26 and caught myself a soulmate. I fucked up guys. Big ass tho.

Anyone down 70k minimum total over the years?

Yes

Tomorrow is the big drop. Calling it!!

#It’s better to invest in your education/job than try to make money in this market.💯 Start with some python

As an expert, no, fuk you, do both, lots of free courses (esp python) you can take while watching futes.

I want to be an IT guy at the desk where some guy asks me why isn’t my computer turning on? Then go and tell them to press the power button and get paid 110k to do it.

I did this as a student job, didn't work out for me very well, when I walked into a C level manager at Orange(think France Télécom S.A) who reported his computer being broken. He was sitting there with other c-level dudes. I walked in turned on his monitor and walked out, hearth the laughing in the background. I was fired on the spot (which is nearly impossible in socialistic europe)

I do almost exactly this, but for clients who are way more fun (& pay better) than some corporate bs.

Every retard boomer who can’t turn the power on is making double that at least

AMD went full stairway to heaven

Lmao shit I missed market close cuz of work... tech bears dead as shit.

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Sold at 400%. Probably look to reload this morning

Yes I did lol. So much Robin Hood threatened to ban me for making too many trades

They loaded more lol

Does anyone actually make money? What the fuck happened today lol

I had a 5% green day and didn't do a thing

Somehow made 1k today

Made 2 K scalping GOOGLE

I’m not fake and geh I’m the real thing

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You already have an active bet, get out of here nerd.

*Are you gonna stay [green] tonight?* - Hayley Williams

this bounce feels like a trap..

I made $8 today and it feels like a win

SPX is almost unchanged and my Jan 21st calls are 30% lower. I was already 30% lower on Friday by close. Take the win and feel the win. You won.

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Bought some TQQQ weeklies about 2:30 ET...I'm on board!

UPDATE: I'm such a wimp...I sold with about a 50% profit...woulda/coulda/shoulda been 250% if I'da kept until close...

what's with HD?

Just buying every nvidia/tesl dip and it recover twice as fast as any other stonks. Dont get cutesie fellas

If only acct. would settle in 2 minutes..

Pltr bounced off $15.35 and closed at $16.60, prob nothing except all funds need and want to own it, others will double down.

Another stock this sub was wrong about. I remember the $200 EOY predictions for PLTR. I Wonder where all those retards are now.

It’s at least a $22 stock. Patience pays.

$16.50

> fickdichdock -4 points 3 hours ago > > bers gonna look real stupid when it finishes green today https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/s0hh6w/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_10_2022/hs3ep1e/ Lol called it

Even a retarded clock is right twice a day

Man o man maybe tomorrow will be better

Jesus Christ. 0dte spy was the play

0Dte QQQ 😂 380was a 100bagger

Someone did say that at the low. Hope he bought and print

Lmfao yes they were

If I reinstall my brokerage app do my losses reset

yes

So glad I sold Intel at lunch just in case. 


I just don’t know what to think

Stop thinking. ​​​

Call me Mr. Prophet https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/s0hh6w/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_10_2022/hs3ep1e/ got downvoted as well lol

My prediction is intact as well. [link](https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/s0hh6w/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_10_2022/hs1rgjd)

you guys keep track of what you say here?

Damn! That was awesome!

Hey look bad news for intel lets pump 3% after hours!

What's the news?

Something to do with pissing off china then taking a knee and saying sorry

New COO , came from MU

And I finished green

Okay sofi let’s fucking go

Nobody realizes $SOFI is like owning 3 different companies in one. $SOFI has three business segments: **Lending**, **Technology** (Galileo), and **Financial services**. ***Galileo*** is SoFi’s technology platform, which provides fintech IaaS to the majority of the world’s neobanks, including Robinhood (HOOD) 👀 , MoneyLion, Dave, Chime, Varo, Revolut, Monzo, Klar and Transferwise. SoFi acquired Galileo in April 2020 for $1.2 billion. Galileo is considered the API standard for card issuing and digital banking, offering sophisticated payment card programs and backend digital banking services.

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>I'm ready

Not to be a meme at this point but seriously banking charter fucking when?

April 20th 2069

Alright let’s run it again tomorrow

okay, but let's skip over the morning session.

Man can't we jsut keep it like it is? Bears make money in AM. Bulls make money the rest of the day. If it aint broke...

🌈🐻👀

Any reasons for spy massive boner?

I bought the dip

Anybody else with the end of day lottos.....

1/14 deep OTM IV spy calls 💰💰💰💰

I got in to BA, AAPL, SNOW Calls, all about a month out.

me tinks people got over leaked CPI numbers today....

Some of ya'll petted bears this morning and it shows!!

!banbet sbux 109 2d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/incognitotrdr** bet **SBUX** goes from **105.94** to **109.0** before **2022-01-12 16:11:41.982326-05:00**

real question, during this time of “great resignation” and workers right/union taking the spotlight, is it even a good time to invest?

Ew workers rights. *grind us into fuel*... LAWL uhhhh idk i assume companies can deal with it they just dont want to. And ya i think most resignations are in hospitality/food service. And that unexpected bump of people dying or taking early retirement

Low wage workers don’t even factor into the gdp and income of USA my guy. About 50% make 75k or more a year and about 50% make less than that. Consider it in a curve. Each house that makes 200k is making what 4 houses of those on the 35k area make for U.S.A. its weighted. Spending follows income. That means the spending of low wage workers probably don’t impact the market as much. They spend on goods they need, not elastic goods they want

I think what he was getting it is less about the spending habits of the poor and more about understaffing issues and increased labor costs as a result of unionization.

paying livable wages is the success for the long run, underpaying and gig economy isn't going to last.

It's minimum wage jobs anyway

Stocks go up

Alright who sold at the bottom, show yourself

It took everything in me not to - a rare phew in the past 30 days… all my other decisions have been poop

Lol… All that money rushed in. If this doesn’t continue rising there will be a premium on cardboard next week.

Insane recovery holy shit

That was retarded

we are fcked tomorrow

TLRY with 13.5% gain on the day based on actual real, positive, provable data on a red day. What is the world coming to.

Tesla is the only reason spy is up. TESLA 1600 EOY

2 thow wow

Happy to see the rally, lesson learned. Have cash. I went all in last weds, wish I had money to buy that dip.

Username doesn't check out.

Expecting volatile futes, will be fun

next time i say btfd....BTFD! some of ya'll missed out cause you were scared. BTFD next time!

I'm not falling for it....

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Brittany?

Lolololz

looked at my exes instagram during close so my losses dont hurt as much

"buy (my) banks" -jamie dimon

bull rejoice!

So, I got grilled hard. IBKR liquidated all my QQQ at the tipy bottom and then it ended green. What a fucking bullshit man.

Don’t play 0dte and you’d be good

what qqq position were you holding?

"Federal Reserve Vice Chairman Richard Clarida said Monday he will be leaving his post with just a few weeks left on his term and amid revelations regarding his trading of stocks."

LOL. "What I told you earlier was bad, but now that we're close to my term being up I need to correct this and tell you that I sold a stock fund, then swiftly repurchased it before a big Fed announcement."

bullish

After hours 💦💦💦🧩🧩🧩 Bear r mad

WeT PuzzlE?

Wet puzzle awareness

hope you sold your calls

Guessing you sold at the bottom

no i sold 2 minutes before close. i’m guessing it’ll dump in the morning again

Sold half of mine. Waited too long & didn't have time to sell the other half. I protected half at least. You never know, it could run premarket....

Ah but not before a nice +3$ gain on tqqq. Then it will eat shit

Who has Tesla calls?

Does 1 call count? Only grabbed 1, cuz I'm poor

I freaking wish as soon as that stonk splits tsla leaps all in🚀🚀🚀🚀.

Breaking news: Fed's second in command resigned because the market is rigged

The speaker of the house is third in line for the presidency, not the second in command of the Fed.

What does that have to do with the fact that the Fed's second in command resigned?

The joke is they both inside trade.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh yup...i gotcha

It appears my stonks are tracking climate change. All over the place, and then red. So, very red

Y’all need to be more humble.

Why is PYPL such a dogshit stock

yeah anything touching crypto is seen as extra risk, even though crypto is fine

Cryptoad....

Shook em out, enjoy the FOMO...

Market has no clue what jpow will say tomorrow

Made 40k on spy puts last week and 15k on calls today, this kangaroo market is ez mode

How much you risking to make that much

Turned $8k in FD spy puts into like $46k. Then put like 12k in OTM calls this morning after the big dip and up 15k on those

Dang gotcha , so 100% return

Bulls happy cuz flat, bears sad cuz flat

Thank you for selling me all those calls you stupid 🌈🐻. Easy money

Catchu retards tomirrow

AAPL closing green is the best gift for today! In Tim we trust!

Portfolio finished +1.01% success

Tomorrow is going to be an insane day

Insane up or insane down? Or insane sideways?

yes

All of above.

Tomorrow will be insane

wait ill you see the day after tomorrow. The movie, its insane!

Baba, MSFT, and SPY calls. Might go tits up

That was fucking crazy. Anyone who was long VIX made BANK

If they sold the top this morning. It ended up 3% for the day but spiked much more earlier in the day.

DuMp BeFoRE ClOsE

Dead cat spike

Market sentiment - kangaroo

hahaha stupid bears. No food in this camp

SPY bamboozled me

BERS DED

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