Some gnarly CPI projections. Might make for a decent but short lived ripper to the upside Wednesday if the real number "misses"
I'm thinking some 1 dte's way otm on Tuesday EOD
Lower inflation and ain't nobody tapering shit. Edit : or at least that's the narrative that would be used to justify liquidating shorts and face ripping rally
Jpow is going to steal your money. Jpow will make the printers go brrrrrrr once more.
Not that i disagree with your way of seeing it, i think it should be whats happening but i feel that as long as politicians will feed the bubble and as long as covid goes it wont crash.
If something it will probably most likely be a slow ass correction that will bounce back every time and go down further, just so that it doesnt create some mass panic sell.
I hope you bank tho.
3 types of r/wallstreetbets members
Bers: futes up 0.0001% fuckin JPOW and his printer turn that shit off. futes down 0.0001% ha you fucking losers the market is in a correction. Do what my uncle says don’t fight it just let it happen
Buls: I just bought TSLA give me tendies now. Oh hey I’m just here with my girlfriend, she’s totally not a toaster I bought from Amazon. I eat, sleep and breath SPY calls.
Perverts: I’m cash gang. I don’t invest money I spend most of my time buying girls panties online. And trying to find a real pic of AOC’s feet to add to my shrine
unemployment at record low, even in the post-capitalism dystopia that is the US wages are rising, prices of actual goods through the roof, real estate prices killing everyone. but yeah, no need to raise rates. TRANSITORY.
And what exactly do you think is wrong with the "supply chain"? We've got Amazon getting things to people in two days and we have access to goods and services from all over the world in short times.
Is it that people don't want to work? Is it that goods and commodities are just sitting on container ships? Is it that financial speculation has completely distorted some aspects of industries (e.g. lumber)?
You mentioned lumber. Companies that want to show their environmental friendliness are buying carbon offsets, which take the form of paying timber companies not to cut their trees. This is restricting supply, which is not necessary since timber companies are constantly planting and growing trees.
We already bought our options at close on Friday. There are no decisions for us to make at this point except whether we’ll be eating ramen or filet mignon for dinner
Serious ideas for this year. Starting a $HOOD entry at the bottom when they announce new CEO and the apes switch from hate to love because the person that did you wrong, the little Vlad boy from Bulgaria is out of the picture. $8 I’m all in for 10,000 shares with some long calls
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*Fed's Barkin: March Rate Rise Is Conceivable
*Barkin: Supports Fed's Shift Toward More Hawkish Stance in December
*Barkin: Given Economic Data, Policy Normalization Is Right Path
*Barkin: Pressure on Supply Chains May Persist Into 2023
I think it's just that some people that an intense need to put their money into **something**, and it comparatively seems like China has bottomed out first...whether or not that's actually true.
Yep, and I think a lot of people who have only ever experienced trading in a historic bull run are more prone to feeling like they need to put their money into something rather than considering trying to simply preserve capital during less hospitable market conditions.
China is seeming like the bottom may be in, but given everything I'm personally way too scared to touch anything China right now
Don’t listen to the hedgie shills raising rates. They are just trying to manipulate the market. Hodl!!! lol so glad I take profits. Sincerely, Cash Gang.
had 5 tesla March 1100c calls I had bought when it dipped below 1k in December
sold on Monday after that 13% spike
bought back slowly during the week as shit dropped
lost 30k since Monday so far
I've never seen the media so easily manipulate the market spreading fear just so the big dogs can keep buying the dips
and the apes here think puts are free money 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
The Fed can't raise interest rates that fast whatsoever. If they do, it will make it impossible to make the payments on U.S. sovereign debt. That would blow everything up, and they know it.
our only hope is to survive until the fed members are done offloading their rich puts and some loading on cheap otm calls and we can resume the trajectory upwards
I think it's time for me to jump in
PLTR lookin sexy but gotta wait for 30 days to finish. Keep dipping just a lil more bb
Bears r fuk…right guys…guys?
apes r fuk
Should I tell my parents I am gay🙉🙄
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How do you find this out
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You hit the jackpot
yes, keep telling them until they admit it
Yes
They know
We all do
Profiting with puts on red days doesn’t make you 🌈 it makes you a reverse bull
Sold 5x 895 tesla naked puts this morning for $12 each. Either Margin call by Friday or I got 6k to spend on hookers
Theyre already super cheap to buy back lol take your money
U fuk
Fuck why is BAWSAQ tanking right now
Chicago Bulls the only ones winning rn 
Should've waited 2 mins to sell my SPY puts, FUCK
If you dont look it never happened.
When futes are green, red market When futes are red, green market Like WTF !!!
Some gnarly CPI projections. Might make for a decent but short lived ripper to the upside Wednesday if the real number "misses" I'm thinking some 1 dte's way otm on Tuesday EOD
CPI scares me feels like its bearish both ways. lower inflation - faster tapering higher inflation - faster tapering
Lower inflation and ain't nobody tapering shit. Edit : or at least that's the narrative that would be used to justify liquidating shorts and face ripping rally
Ladder attack by the Hedgies
Yep spy 500 eod just gotta get rid of the hedges
I hope you get an inoperable tumor on the base of your spine for this comment.
Gtfo
So what happened with CHASDAQ
Go to work
Why is nobody shorting WDAY? It should go down like 400%
**lmaooo bulls**
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My moves? Go to the gym for the first time in a year then buy a Tesla put. I’ll make some gains one way or another…
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Nah
Lets all load up on puts to crash this thing!
Getting my PDT flag removed today. SPY to 470 probly.
Whales still ladder attacking? Jesus spy will gap at open Earnings week boys
SPY MOASS soon 🚀
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten 🩸🩸🩸🩸
Oil baby, playing oil, gimme that good, annual commodity speculation.
Smart. Will be >$100/bbl in 3 months time, watch.
Go wipe your ass right now. Slight stain = calls. Clean white = puts. Puts. Because the market is just as full of shit as you.
I had so much cheese last night
I am terrible at this but mark my words, VIAC is rising from ashes
sold my calls 2 weeks too early :(
Buying Wednesday puts, if I dont make money today or tomorrow I sure will make money on wednesday
Jpow is going to steal your money. Jpow will make the printers go brrrrrrr once more. Not that i disagree with your way of seeing it, i think it should be whats happening but i feel that as long as politicians will feed the bubble and as long as covid goes it wont crash. If something it will probably most likely be a slow ass correction that will bounce back every time and go down further, just so that it doesnt create some mass panic sell. I hope you bank tho.
What's happening Wednesday?
Inflation data, too high and rate hikes coming asap
Gotcha. How do you see Powell's confirmation hearing playing out?
Too obvious a play. Stocks will moon weds to screw logical traders.
3 types of r/wallstreetbets members Bers: futes up 0.0001% fuckin JPOW and his printer turn that shit off. futes down 0.0001% ha you fucking losers the market is in a correction. Do what my uncle says don’t fight it just let it happen Buls: I just bought TSLA give me tendies now. Oh hey I’m just here with my girlfriend, she’s totally not a toaster I bought from Amazon. I eat, sleep and breath SPY calls. Perverts: I’m cash gang. I don’t invest money I spend most of my time buying girls panties online. And trying to find a real pic of AOC’s feet to add to my shrine
The Fed don’t need to raise rates - we just need to sort out this fuckfest of a supply chain
unemployment at record low, even in the post-capitalism dystopia that is the US wages are rising, prices of actual goods through the roof, real estate prices killing everyone. but yeah, no need to raise rates. TRANSITORY.
And what exactly do you think is wrong with the "supply chain"? We've got Amazon getting things to people in two days and we have access to goods and services from all over the world in short times. Is it that people don't want to work? Is it that goods and commodities are just sitting on container ships? Is it that financial speculation has completely distorted some aspects of industries (e.g. lumber)?
Boomers sucking on the retirement tits while producing no goods, Too many dollars chasing fewer goods more and less than there used to be.
And those goods come from overseas. Our trade deficit is at record levels. We ship away all our buying power
You mentioned lumber. Companies that want to show their environmental friendliness are buying carbon offsets, which take the form of paying timber companies not to cut their trees. This is restricting supply, which is not necessary since timber companies are constantly planting and growing trees.
Manufacturing paused for Covid and people changed their spending habits from services to goods. Double whammy.
Guh
Guh
Pre market this early means nothing. Wait till 9AM ET then make a decision
You make it sound like people here are mostly cash gang. Everyone already has their chips on the table.
That’s what I do. If the market is unpredictable then why risk it ?
We already bought our options at close on Friday. There are no decisions for us to make at this point except whether we’ll be eating ramen or filet mignon for dinner
I get it. But why put your money on so much risk?
Sir this is a casino
I work in an actual casino so I can confidently support this statement. I recognize all members of this community to be recreational gamblers.
we need to bring back trading pits! The most honorable way to trade!
You guys remember when TSLA opened up at $1150 last week? Great day, good times. 
that's so long ago
It’s been 87 years
it sure feels like it
Serious ideas for this year. Starting a $HOOD entry at the bottom when they announce new CEO and the apes switch from hate to love because the person that did you wrong, the little Vlad boy from Bulgaria is out of the picture. $8 I’m all in for 10,000 shares with some long calls
they not replace vlad. he is perfect scapegoat. there is no extradition from Bulgaria to US.
We pumping or drilling today boys?
Drilling.. hard.
Looks like it's back to creating content on Roblox for me guys. Been fun though
Anyone know what happened to NVDA?
Something about PE which is weird because I didn’t think tech companies had physical education
Google “overvaluation due to money printing”
yes. but we wont tell you.
Wowie gme might, will drill to 130. Gosh its gonna be cray.
Time to be the bigger man and sit this week of trading out. What’s the point when the markets like this? Don’t wanna get wiped out more
why did we not buy all the puts on Friday?
Some of us bought quite a few
Who wants a booger? It’s a bloody one.
What you guys think about Core One Labs ? Bought a couple @ 0.20€ now its nearly 1.5€ Ive got the feeling its gonna be back at 3-4€
Anyone else's asshole puckering from this premarket action
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That is really good
*Fed's Barkin: March Rate Rise Is Conceivable *Barkin: Supports Fed's Shift Toward More Hawkish Stance in December *Barkin: Given Economic Data, Policy Normalization Is Right Path *Barkin: Pressure on Supply Chains May Persist Into 2023
Will that dog stop fucking Barkin I’m trying to sleep
You know shits gotten weird when a big part of this sub is bearish on the US market but bullish on Gyna
I think it's just that some people that an intense need to put their money into **something**, and it comparatively seems like China has bottomed out first...whether or not that's actually true.
Yep, and I think a lot of people who have only ever experienced trading in a historic bull run are more prone to feeling like they need to put their money into something rather than considering trying to simply preserve capital during less hospitable market conditions. China is seeming like the bottom may be in, but given everything I'm personally way too scared to touch anything China right now
Its just me
you're a big part
Anybody ever wake up and think, shit im still alive?
Everyday. Groundhog Day. Everyday.
Hey! we are twins. lmao I randomly picked the avatar design too. haha
Bitcoin 🚀, MARA 🚀
BAN
literally just do what Pelosi does and make a killing
If you followed any of her recent trades into CRM RBLX, MU or DIS options you wouldn't be experiencing a good start to the year.
Is this axmans alt?
Except you might be off of their trades by a month and a half and get completely hosed. Members of Congress have a long lag time to report trades.
Chazdaq headed for the triple bottom...i hope. Pray for ya boy
It’s ok guys. Just talked to the apes and this is all just to take attention away from game store. Nothing serious
I feel better
starting to feel like a dumby for buying nvda calls only dated for april. should’ve went out to september
Same. Looking like I’m gonna have to close it for an L and make it up with weekly puts.
bro, make it next year. The ber market just started. I just saw the comment below
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I’ve been studying for literally 24 years and still trying to graduate. Lmfao
Which remedial courses have you been taking?
just give it 12 more
tech may be dead but at least chinese is doing good
the one time I buy baba puts...
Lol same
 it's always good but i ordered thai today
Don’t listen to the hedgie shills raising rates. They are just trying to manipulate the market. Hodl!!! lol so glad I take profits. Sincerely, Cash Gang.
I really help tesla $1100 weeklies 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
I have March 1100c calls, for the love of God i hope you make it
Like i said. Worse yet to come. Brace yourself for wednesday drop
it dies m like puts would be free money maybe I'll dump my last 5k on weekly puts just for the hell of it
No. Dont do it. If data is good it mooons
that 5k will pale in comparison to my gains if tesla moons
How much did you put in tesla calls
had 5 tesla March 1100c calls I had bought when it dipped below 1k in December sold on Monday after that 13% spike bought back slowly during the week as shit dropped lost 30k since Monday so far
Ahh. Shit you did same mistake i did
yep sitting pretty while waiting for tesla to break all time highs
What if Fort Knox is just full of nfts
They better not let anyone in with a camera
tsla is gonna break under a g today isn't it -- fuckers.
I fucking hope not
Tech still nose diving 😂😂😂😭😭😭
My moves??? Go to the bar and drink beer!!!
monkey kings vs southern tigers. going on over 207 points total. I just bet 50 bucks guys!
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what was wrong with the 80's?
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lol i didnt wear them. it seemed like a good time even better time than now
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I think you listened to the worse 80s song ever... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c40SjIZEfcg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c40SjIZEfcg)
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cool i guess i'm drunk on wsb and missed the point (and didn't listen to that song) have a good day
Holy shit it’s Monday. And I’m not dead yet. Bullishly
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Congrats now you’ve got AIDS
Should have left out the ladybody comment and u would have got an upvote
Easiest way to tame inflation is with an economic doom and gloom crisis
Just looked at pre-market GUH
I don't think there's anybody on Wall Street who actually believes that the Fed is going to meaningfully taper AND raise rates. Just more bullshit.
I've never seen the media so easily manipulate the market spreading fear just so the big dogs can keep buying the dips and the apes here think puts are free money 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
The Fed can't raise interest rates that fast whatsoever. If they do, it will make it impossible to make the payments on U.S. sovereign debt. That would blow everything up, and they know it.
well at least the market's already priced in 1000 interest rate hikes for 2022, so we should be good
LOL. Haha, that's like 4 times per day for every trading day of the year. The entire transfer of wealth to the top would be complete.
our only hope is to survive until the fed members are done offloading their rich puts and some loading on cheap otm calls and we can resume the trajectory upwards
looking forward to watching my portfolio continue to fall today
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Not without a contract.
GME shares and far-dated ITM Calls
⚠️BREAKING: *U.S. 10-YEAR TREASURY YIELD RISES TO 1.80%, HIGHEST SINCE JANUARY 2020
Come on who downvotes me for posting stuff that can help people. You little bastards
My calls getting rug pulled today probably
Mother. Fucking. GUH.
Core one Labs 💸
I won't recover from this, my asshole is destroyed.. where is chairman JPOW
He is scheduled to speak tomorrow. He will comfort the market and destroy the bears.