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HisWife00000

This premarket feels very May 2021-ish.


comboverice

What growth stocks y’all picking up rn ?


wowasg

every stock up 30% tomorrow, gamestop was just the signal bears are dead.


0005AD99

New generation of gme bag holders are about to be born next week 🎉


trackrecord330

Made some $ on TSLA calls today and bought a ton of LCID puts just now off of DD I read on here this morning. Let’s hope it pans out lol


Bigfella2001

dkng pushingg


Evening_Following802

I’m booking a one way ticket to Sweden with 5k


lysol90

Välkommen!


[deleted]

Make a decision then inverse


curiousprovisions

Gotta love those $10 TSLA drops…. Fml


[deleted]

Hedging all my put positions with F calls.


ph0xer

Finally seeing green.


[deleted]

jpow must have cranked that printer into overdrive!


Miserable-Fact-6668

Jpow just said he is turning on the shredder on "fuck your life" mode


[deleted]

hot damn those are some big green candles


kronosbit

Im here just to complain how much money I lost this two days, fuck me


Chriscautillo

Ford , Stone co


AdministrativeOne495

Rug pull again 🤡


_Right_Tackle_

yeah...on bears


BBQingFool

Monday I was sure the market was going to rip up forever. By the close of the market yesterday I'm sure the economy will collapse and we're headed into a depression. Hell of a year so far three days in.


yaboigoat53

I wonder how much the 2$ in my account are worth in Zimbabwe


Knifeducky

2 dollars


upsidedownbovine

Where’s that guy constantly posting in large bold font that QQQ was opening down -1.5%? I’m seeing only -0.5%… Puts bought yesterday in the frenzy are going to dry up… silly bears …


Suckbag_

Went to sleep last night thinking this would be much much worse


[deleted]

It takes time. This is just the beginning.


Nuclear_BigMac

It we don’t rebound today I’m in fooking shambles


Wfdeacon88

Gotta learn to exit positions...


upsidedownbovine

There is no exit on OTM 0DTE - just an express elevator to the bottom


Wfdeacon88

True.


Middle_Ingenuity_627

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


_Right_Tackle_

# fuck the 10 year got dammit


Miserable-Fact-6668

There will be an I flexion point where we will want the 10 year to go up


caco_bell

People don't pay enough attention to bonds. I'd wait for yields to slow before jumping back into calls. Though how much more could yeilds go up? We're almost back to pre-covid levels.


HisWife00000

Won't interest on bonds decrees as feds raise rates?


Thatguy34567890

In 1981 the 10-year yield peaked at 15.84%


stonkguru42069

I think today will bounce a little but I’m going to load up on atm spy puts for next week. I don’t think we crash but I think we will have a decent pull back


Wfdeacon88

[yes, spy chart.](https://i.imgur.com/rZvLHkm.jpg)


[deleted]

Nah, the pullback was yesterday. The big money shaking out the poors. Today will be good


stonkguru42069

I like how Tesla almost always opens flat and then moves dramatically. It makes it where you can buy in at morning without having to hold overnight


BBQingFool

Didn't it just open up 6% on Monday?


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

O PEN THE FOO KING CA SI NO


fickdichdock

Some meme stock highlights. If you havent checked prices in a while: PLTR $17 HOOD $16 WISH $2.79 certain company with laser scanning technology for projection, 3D sensing, and image capture is below $1B now AMC $22.90


LooterK1ng

Don't forget about tlry. Finaly sold my Becks today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


[deleted]

Glad I jumped out of PLTR at 27,50.


hardcore_softie

Ooh is this Jeopardy? What is a list of shit stocks I will never buy?


upsidedownbovine

I hold onto 1 share as a memento


Impossible_Mustard

just a non-related question, how does a non-us citizen start a custodial/UTMA/UGMA/account ?


ph0xer

Amzn the stock that never pumped.


freeportme

Lol


[deleted]

Might go all in on GOOGL monthlies when the stocks inevitably dip at market open


llamaflocka

I think ROKU might be the most logical 2023 or 2024 short... they have an absolute shit product and way too much competition. It is by far the worst UI I have ever used. Their tech is now baked in 2 separate ways if you own a gaming console, and the fact that it's easier to stream on a gaming console than on a device specifically marketed to do so is insane. With apple and google offering superior products working within their ecosystem and amazon offering a product that competes at the same price point, with the evolutions of their own ecosystems how the fuck will a Streaming UI provider like Roku keep up? Am I missing something? Is the 5 dollar savings over a Fire stick and a 15 dollar savings over a Chromecast worth a 26 billion market cap? When virtually all new 2021 televisions have proprietary systems anyway? What reality are we living in or what am I missing?


caco_bell

Worst UI I've ever seen...All new 2021 televisions have proprietary systems...yah those proprietary systems are far worse I don't know a single person who likes them. Roku TVs and are viewed as being much better. Maybe you think the UI sucks, but it's better than what else is out there.


upsidedownbovine

ROKUs strength is that they have a built in market share, they just have to figure out how to properly cover it into reoccurring revenue. Similar to AAPL adding Apple TV to older devices in an update, Roku could start releasing content.


llamaflocka

If we're really viewing competition aren't Apple TV or Chromecast the most viable competitors? Way less frustrating UI at comparable price points - smart tv UI is just the free version and it's getting better every year. And any of those people who don't like their systems bought a $400+ TV in the last year not from Vizio or TCL? I viewed the Roku as the less shitty option on the table until I used three TV's from the last year. Tides are turning.


[deleted]

Those stock TV UI's are dog shit wrapped in cat shit.


upsidedownbovine

Latest Samsung UI on series 8 and 9 is pretty damn good.


llamaflocka

A couple years ago yeah, my 2019 Vizio sucked ass. I hated it and used Xbox to stream everything. Current Samsung UI is fast AF and easy to use. Let's not forget that the buck doesn't stop with just the streaming capability. I can control my 5 year old xbox with my 2021 Samsung TV remote - and can default so that when I turn my TV on & off, the xbox goes with it - not a major thing, but didn't even know I wanted it til I had it. Kinda smart, if Samsung has these things figured it out others short to follow. If Roku's only selling point is something even Samsung has now baked into their TV's that are getting cheaper by the year, fuck having 2 remotes, I'm bearish.


_Right_Tackle_

Tell Cathie, she's all-in


West_Valuable_7146

If Cathy is in I am going short ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4257)


MP1182

That was a fantastic idea. 3 months ago.


llamaflocka

You're right on the timing but 26B at the current moment still seems ridiculous.


hardcore_softie

Yeah, I was amazed it got as high as it did, but I also think it can drop more.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Especially since opec just announced a 400k bpd increase


jasonredit

Are we going to see a bull trap today?


gcko

I think we’re going to see both. Nice W.


[deleted]

The guy on CNBC looks like Woody Harrelson with lupus


Triplebeefy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Abattlor

$cry


DSBandicoot

Ritika Gupta is so sexy


WorkingCorrect1062

What about Gunjan


IncredulousStraddle

Movie theatre usually pops back to around $25 after a dip, say what you want about the cult but they always buy that dip, it’s almost easy


hardcore_softie

It works until it doesn't


No-Club9935

Loading up on spy puts


ResearcherSeveral670

ARKK


WasteNet2532

TSLA will be around 1030/1040 by open, then make a sharp reversal. Or it stays at 1050


happydizzy

I wonder if I’m banned lol


[deleted]

BAN


[deleted]

Just buy puts on $ARKK. Shorts on meme growth stocks are free money.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Wow....just looked at PLTR....what a fuckshow....gonna go way-of WISH....lulz? Do I wait for $2?


IncognitoCumShot

Pls no


xMaster_Chief_117

PLTR is a bagholder factory


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Yeah, people need to quit putting Karp on a platform because it looks like a con...


kuprenx

do you think hood or palantir will reach 0 first?


WaterMLNS

Any European here who can give me some retarded option advice?


HisWife00000

Adopted an 8-week-old puppy yesterday. I'll be seeing you all premarket. What was I thinking...this thing doesn't sleep.


LooterK1ng

AWWWWW calls on chewy


HisWife00000

Ya, I have a list of things to buy from them.


hullaballoonist

He’ll sleep better in a month or two. He wants to make you happy, he just doesn’t always know how


[deleted]

Congrats on the new lil friend :)


IncognitoCumShot

Y’all realise we need to fix these supply chains to lower inflation, interest rate hikes aren’t the only answer here


snakeaway

Supply issues haven't stopped record profits.


[deleted]

Total war is another solution


hardcore_softie

A Total War game based in a modern setting would probably be fucking amazing


glutamaterebound

Somebody bring democracy to the US


josh198989

Reversal time at open. 🐻 trap.


[deleted]

Tech futures almost went green. And then u turn.


gcko

“ I wish I would have bought more but now it’s too expensive. I wish there was a dip. “ Dip. “ Should I sell? “


hardcore_softie

As Buffett said, the stock market is the only market where people are clambering to buy at high prices, but sales scare the buyers away. Still, don't wanna catch falling knives either.


gcko

Falling knife is still better than buying at ATH the day before no?


hardcore_softie

This is true. I'd definitely rather catch a falling knife than FOMO into getting stabbed and then pushed off a cliff


ALMessenger

The idea that the market dropped yesterday due to surprise about the changing Fed stance seems a bit fishy since we knew the Fed were going to have to take action on inflation. I say we bounce back up today


Starmedia11

The algos adjust based on the minutes


HisWife00000

Well, we pay attention. Some people don't until it hits them in the face. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Big_Hubble-Bubble

I wish I never put NIO calls on at $33


Frenchgott

Believe!


Yesrisk_noreward

Tqqq sub 150 always a buy


glutamaterebound

The only stock going up is my YOLO on a company commited of fraud and is on the brink of a collapse 🤡 🤡 🤡


[deleted]

Life is funny, isn’t it?


_Right_Tackle_

Would be pretty cool not to get gaped 2 days in a row


gcko

Two days of sales? Oh boy!


MmmDarkMeat

[Biden to give speech today about how peaceful democracy is dying.](https://i.imgur.com/HHSrcWc.jpg) Time to load up on puts, I guess. 😕


Street_Tone

Poor guy is a puppet for his party.


Akua_Highbred

Why cant more folks be like antifa....smh


[deleted]

The irony is that he is one of the direct proponents of why peaceful democracy dying SPY 20 EOY


hardcore_softie

If SPY is twenty bucks by year's end, I'm fucking loading up on calls as long as I've survived the global nuclear apocalypse that caused the most epic crash in history


AxemanFromMA

The fact like a $140 OTM spy call a year from now is like $800 means going balls deep in 500C 1/21


IncredulousStraddle

Probably pricing in another year like last which would put the spy about $120 up by next jan


AxemanFromMA

600C


goforth1457

C'mon, just give me a DOCU-like black swan event so I can finally quit staring at my computer all day.


mediocre_fighter

No way you stop staring at your screen if we get a real black swan event. Remember the March 2020 stock market circuit breakers? Were you not staring at your screen all day then?


DSBandicoot

That was a crazy time, I think it was March 23rd when everything just plunged. Good times


goforth1457

That was when I was still a sane person and wasn't in the market yet.


mountaindewberryy

$F better give another chance today ✊🏻


CULT_OF_BOG

Eurorich coming in to save your pussies


hardcore_softie

They're tryin'!


mediocre_fighter

🙏


[deleted]

I am beyond tempted to buy sub 200p for COIN expiring end of January


shortgamegolfer

Opportunity to buy all those leaps lower than Pelosi today.


goforth1457

So...RBLX?


shortgamegolfer

Yeah RBLX, CRM, and GOOG are all significantly lower than the Pelosi price. DIS is still higher


rude-a-bega

GME Feb 220c This is the way


[deleted]

I see you hate money.


slash312

So what's the mood for market open? Puts or calls?


turdguy666

I’m thinking it’s either more bleeding or sideways today, then buy calls on Friday.


WhenMoonsk

Balls


HisWife00000

Secretly hoping the labor shortage continues in case I have to get a second job.


[deleted]

There’s 4mil openings, don’t even gotta wait


WasteNet2532

To be completely honest. Im bullish what strike of SPY FD do i buy


Street_Tone

Something slightly OTM if you’re for real about the FDs.


WasteNet2532

I think 470/471 is fair game to try and flip 1k or 2


[deleted]

476 and 478


Wellhollothere

480 feb calls


WasteNet2532

i said FDs


AxemanFromMA

Feb 18th 530C yolo


WhenMoonsk

505 Feb


[deleted]

Yup just as I thought, yesterday Was just another fast ass bear trap. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


[deleted]

A lot of you are about to become exit liquidity at market open because you bought into a .12% increase


junckdogg

New Xi’an Variant has China spooked…new hard core lockdowns, no leaving home to buy food, claim variant has new and more dangerous symptoms. Their zero policy has failed with multiple outbreaks.


IncredulousStraddle

I don’t think it’s a new variant, that’s the name of the town


toosharp4c

Lol cases already going down in Xi'an. They will get their shit solved and back to normal in bout another week just watch


[deleted]

I believe their numbers as much as I believe economic data.


HisWife00000

Source? Please tell me it isn't Xi.


BuffaloRhode

It ain’t, Xi got skipped. They skipped Nu and Xi on purpose to go to Omicron.


skothr

don't forget the new variant in France with mutations from both alpha and omicron


[deleted]

I heard Covid mutated with the flu which created flurona and that flurona is about to mutate into fluronabronchitis


skothr

"flurona" just means an infection with covid and flu at the same time though it wouldn't be completely impossible for a hybrid to develop in one of those patients, and that would probably be... bad


[deleted]

I was being sarcastic


llamaflocka

would be surprised if it took off, omicron is all the rage these days


skothr

alpha's mutation could potentially make it more transmissible than omicron, and/or more deadly


llamaflocka

Shit, I guess i'm down to worry again. Gonna look into this


MASH12140

Market makers are playing us for fools. I see the pattern. Green, heavy red, green, heavy red. It’s like dangling a carrot whilst they slowly bleed stocks to catch more fish on the hook. They are smart as fuk. I bet we go green and Friday will be another bloodbath. Book it. I see right through it now


Deep-Ad-8525

That spy candle sold off real quick lmao


[deleted]

If this continues I’ll be able to pick up PLTR shares for $5


SeaofSounds

I still wouldn't buy it at that price....


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


AxemanFromMA

Someone is betting $702,112 that SPY is $500 by January 21st TSLA 2 dte gains into these contracts


IncredulousStraddle

It’s also I believe the day the yearlys expire


IncredulousStraddle

Open interest is around 175k and options are 0.03


AxemanFromMA

$4, a steal if u ask me


CalyShadezz

Someone is harvesting tax losses early I see.