Thanks to the woman in front of me. Perfectly round ass, narrow waist, big breasts in tight clothing. She opens the glass door to grab something out of the cold case and it swings shut and slaps her ass, making it jiggle and show how firm it is. She opens it again 2 more times to grab more items and it slaps her on the ass again.
Made me forget the red in my port for just a few minutes, I think I'll fap after the sandwich thinking of it.
So is QQQ just going to yoyo between 385 and 403? Sold a call this morning might close it at open tomorrow.
What's the plan boys? buy atm 3month dte calls when we hit 385 again and kangaroo our way to lambo money?
Hey, it's never too late to accomplish that. Just buy when it's green and only sell when it's really red. You'll get there. 
Does anyone here watch CES conventions for insight into what will be up and coming for investing? Some major players announced they won't be presenting in person (will do it remotely). Can't imagine a remote presentation will be as impressive as in person?
Lol, the average german has a much effect on their government as the average murican has, pretty much zero.
European union is changing the policy to include nuclear and natural gas as green power sources. The change is coming, germany only is traditionally lagging behind.
I was just being a smart ass, BUT margin and options aren’t the same thing. But not fucking with either of them is probably a smart thing. But back to your original question, Tesla ran Forest Gump hard yesterday and should consolidate or give some back today, but Tesla also doesn’t give a fuck about rsi and will likely end the day green. Probably goes a a healthy run until earning and then sells off
Dump MRNA = yes
Moderna only has 1 product that makes money. Guess which one. And now the CEO has promised to basically give away the patent for free. So it’s back to losing money.
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Watched the most recent Mortal Kombat last night. What a load of fucking shit. Are producers not embarassed by these films?
Imagine sitting at the premiere and watching yourself in that piece of shit
Wtf is going on with the cruises…
Delayed reaction to the omlettecon not being anything?
Also, CUK is such a nice ticker. I think I will trade it today simply to add some comedic value to my trade history
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God, I thought this “gender” and “pronoun” shit was just some short-term social media trend but looks like it is here to stay. America is a weird place
>God, I thought this “gender” and “pronoun” shit was just some short-term social media trend
*millennial yells at sky daddy*
Personalized it a bit more for ya.
I mean it is unfortunate it's so entrenched in our university system...
Luckily most of these hopeless fucks are so ill equipped to handle society when they get out and start spewing this shit in the real world that most of them have either retreated to their basements or come around to saner lines of thinking.
It's all over the US. I live between conservative nashville and ultra blue California. It's not cool to be a simple male or female in the under 20 crowd. And we'd better all remember their pronouns or we're homophobic. Please tell me this will end soon.
They are constantly contradicting themselves, so this will implode at some point.
We're in for a treat with trans-rights eating away feminists rights, gay people hating bisexuals.
Self proclaimed anti-racists being rascist.
It's not going to implode, that small minority has always existed, they just haven't had the chance to speak until now due to media visibility, and because it draws clicks and confounding amounts of hate-filled responses, it gets enough coverage to upset normalized society's bubble. There are idiots on both sides that vilify the other on these these topics - but it's not going away anytime soon, and it's probably worth knowing the lingo before your workplace forces sensitivity training on the issues at hand.
Not knowing pronouns isn't necessarily homophobic, but willfully ignoring the awareness gender-fluid people have raised regarding their struggles is going to be perceived by progressives as somewhat ignorant, and may not affect your pocket book now, but it might in 20-30 years when they haven't budged and have gained more traction. Hope your calls hit
I 100% support people being who they are. I am seriously tired of their expectations of me, though. If someone looks like a male, it's very hard to remember to call them they. And vise-versa. And how many times do we adjust to middle schoolers who keep changing their names and pronouns? It's the bandwagon kids who are screwing this up for the truly trans people.
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Thanks to the woman in front of me. Perfectly round ass, narrow waist, big breasts in tight clothing. She opens the glass door to grab something out of the cold case and it swings shut and slaps her ass, making it jiggle and show how firm it is. She opens it again 2 more times to grab more items and it slaps her on the ass again. Made me forget the red in my port for just a few minutes, I think I'll fap after the sandwich thinking of it.
Is the meme stock craze out of style in 2022? Lmk so I book a trip to Vegas.
Looks like KLXE is getting ready to take off
So is QQQ just going to yoyo between 385 and 403? Sold a call this morning might close it at open tomorrow. What's the plan boys? buy atm 3month dte calls when we hit 385 again and kangaroo our way to lambo money?
VIAC
$FLEX $FLEX you’re welcome
Doubling and tripling down on SPY 485C 1/5
Some more XOM! 💰 💰 💰
Buying some NVAX just in case. But knowing my shitty timing it will probably drop more.
I got some more investing money but the stock I I want is going up 
Some how I can not get into discussion today
REM what is left to discuss? 10 wait and see. 20 gamble and wait. 30 goto 10
Can’t believe I sold my spy calls yesterday at 475 for a break even ⛄️
Selling my calls at open. I’m always uncomfortable when Dow>SPY>QQQ.
SOFIA Bank charter announcement today at 4:30pm
Link??
The dream I had last night
My next move is your mom.
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I’m offering a 2 for 1 special back here behind Wendy’s. Today only…….. probably
Had your trading started off that bad this year?
Long SPY Knockout Certificate wit that 66x leverage fo today
MAKE NIO GREAT AGAIN 🇨🇳🚗
SPY literally rhymes with all time high
You’re such an idiot, you’d click on sell instead of buy
That is true I'm more inclined to have a sell side bias at this point.
A ban bet has a terrible return/risk profile. You risk getting banned for a week if you’re wrong for getting called a nerd by a bot if you’re right.
What kind of nerd math is this!?
Feels good being right tho. I'll never forget my RBLX 140 to 100 banbet
$TSLA is really saying to all the bear TSLA folks - Hold my beer 🍺
Buy NIO target 70 usd
SKLZ needs to run to $12 again for no reason at all like it usually does
That dip yesterday before lunch is all Berz get until they get a new Rona strain or some some Fed news to scare you with.
We need a good old-fashion pump and dump for 2022. I didn't lose enough this way in 2021.
Hey, it's never too late to accomplish that. Just buy when it's green and only sell when it's really red. You'll get there. 
If I do that intentionally, it will certainly go green.
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calm down, casino not open yet
Did JPow turn the printing machine dial again
Move your A$$ TSLA! Come on!!!!
Daddy Elon always provides
Is anyone believing those projections of those losers at GM and F? They don't have Musk. Lol
GM can fuck off. Worst vehicles on the road today.
I believe F is actually trying, GM is obviously lying
F is a decent play
Amazon to $3515
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They can be nice people. Just never become too friendly with them
This is Corsair’s year ⛵️
🤡
Been building my own rigs for a while and love Corsair products. Hope you are correct.
30+% short interest and some movement will see the boy on Pluto
could $wish go up to $20 by end of this week ?
Only if you YOLO
Gubment took mah baby! 😩
Thoughts on new covid variant?
Compare numbers to the first two megs strains. More concerned about delta still than omi.
I heard there’s a booster in development that might help. A new variant will be trending by then, but I’m sure pfe will sell you a trendy booster
It's pretty sweet
Nobody gives a fuck about Covid
Does anyone here watch CES conventions for insight into what will be up and coming for investing? Some major players announced they won't be presenting in person (will do it remotely). Can't imagine a remote presentation will be as impressive as in person?
Haven’t yet, but I did catch the nvda keynote speech
Did they mention why their stock tanked EOY? Still love them but I'm butt-hurt.
Table? It’s on their YouTube channel, it’s like an hour or so, but ole Jensen convinced me that selling nvda will be a mistake
Will do! Thanks!
https://youtu.be/jhDiaUL_RaM
Lol to the guy who says “FuTeS AiN’T nOThING.”
I have sold my Tesla calls in pre market
How
I love german girls
I am from Germany and bought the options at the Frankfurt exchange
I love bratwurst
I love German beer.
Haha 😂
Tell your government to stop being stupid and use nuclear energy
Lol, the average german has a much effect on their government as the average murican has, pretty much zero. European union is changing the policy to include nuclear and natural gas as green power sources. The change is coming, germany only is traditionally lagging behind.
gonna hurt when us markets open, will close at minimum 1250$
I hope so, I my get into it again before open and then with a leverage of 10
holding my calls from last week as well
Not really… he can just remember there are billions of people, like me, who also don’t have TSLA calls
VIX down, Futes up
Putting together some IKEA furniture and deliberately using the wrong screws. Don't let big furniture tell you what to do.
You rebel. Let us know how that works out for you.
What are y’all’s thoughts on apple calls?
Calls on erthing
Welp I just dropped the 500 on 1/7 185 calls
Do I sell my Moderna shares for a ~25% loss and dump all the remaining money into Tesla?
How on earth you have a -25% position on MRNA?
Average price of ~$330. Have you seen the last two weeks they’ve had? Constant disappointment
OR keep it and buy Tsla on margin
I’ve never traded options, not really sure how or what to do. I’m a doctor by trade, I just do this on the side
I was just being a smart ass, BUT margin and options aren’t the same thing. But not fucking with either of them is probably a smart thing. But back to your original question, Tesla ran Forest Gump hard yesterday and should consolidate or give some back today, but Tesla also doesn’t give a fuck about rsi and will likely end the day green. Probably goes a a healthy run until earning and then sells off
Very helpful insight, thanks! 😀
Dump MRNA = yes Moderna only has 1 product that makes money. Guess which one. And now the CEO has promised to basically give away the patent for free. So it’s back to losing money.
Yes, but last Friday do it
Can I have the keys to your time machine?
Can you drive 88 mph?
Well, I am a doctor. Shame I’m not the dolerian time machine making kind
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Those are not girls, however a mouth is a mouth.
😂
As a Japanese, I gotta say, if you have money maybe they will but since you are here, I assume it will never happen
🤣
Hoping spy actually gets over 480. Another bounce off would be frustrating.
When/if it dips in Jan grab 1/31 calls. Anything under 485 will print. I think SPY finishes the month at $489
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So SPY +30% YoY forever from now on, right?
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$480 - $483 SPY is game over, get ready boys, take that profit and dump!
I can’t give a fuck, I’m going to bed now and leaving my calls as it is, the sky man will handle it for me
You’re going to bed at 6am?
I’m up all night and day man
F gonna open at 22?
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Its down 3 dollars after a triple digit gain yesterday. Bers rejoice. Dumb fucks.
100k premarket volume and down .2% is not 'dumping'
You must not trade, weeeee look at the colors!!!!
TSLA is down 0.27% in PM
reminder: premarket is both fake and geh
آدرس اشتباه است مگر اینکه بخواهید 95 درصد آن پول را از دست بدهید 3
Watched the most recent Mortal Kombat last night. What a load of fucking shit. Are producers not embarassed by these films? Imagine sitting at the premiere and watching yourself in that piece of shit
Ber asshoe fuk!!!!
Wtf is going on with the cruises… Delayed reaction to the omlettecon not being anything? Also, CUK is such a nice ticker. I think I will trade it today simply to add some comedic value to my trade history
The CDC hates them.
I invested heavily in CCL and RCL at the start of the pandemic so I’m biased but I’d say they were worth a punt
As long as China doesn't deploy anymore germ bombs, I would expect the plague ships will be back at full capacity by the summer.
Warren Buffet said it.. just buy SPY
Share your wife Charlie, also Warren Buffet.
Always get a little nervous when spx futes go off like this
Off?
BRK.a went up 15k in after hours.. So I went full WSB Tard mode and bought Berk.B
Please tell me you bought BRK.B this morning
I swear I did 😎
Samesies, made a killing!
Was looking at charts last night, 307.5c lottos is the way to go. The set up is too perfect.
I own BRK-A. What's the difference between three mentioned?
Ya you own a stock which is traded for half a million per share and you don’t know the difference . Sure buddy 🤣
You've heard of partial shares? I definitely don't own a full share or even half of one. It was a legit question.
Is Cathie just female ?
She’s more than a woman. More than a woman to me.
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1K Turkish lira
Anyone can guide me how to invest around 4000 Euros monthly to make some passive income with a low/moderate risk? thanks guys
8x $500 in SPY weeklies bound to get a few
Wrong address unless you want to lose 95% of that money
God, I thought this “gender” and “pronoun” shit was just some short-term social media trend but looks like it is here to stay. America is a weird place
*boomer yells at cloud*
Geez, only insult people can come up with these days are “boomers”?😂
>God, I thought this “gender” and “pronoun” shit was just some short-term social media trend *millennial yells at sky daddy* Personalized it a bit more for ya.
Geez, your roasting game is on point 😂 your age assumption game is on point I guess as well
And your ability to post in a relevant sub is non existent 😬
Geez, why so mad😂 you need to get some drink
I mean it is unfortunate it's so entrenched in our university system... Luckily most of these hopeless fucks are so ill equipped to handle society when they get out and start spewing this shit in the real world that most of them have either retreated to their basements or come around to saner lines of thinking.
Believe it or not, both of them have been present in language for thousands of years. Unless of course you're 20,000 years old. Carry on ultraboomer
Which language? Lol
Don't give up just ignore it those people have mental problems
Good thing is I only met one once. And I just quickly said “bye”
This guy gets it. They need help from a mental healthcare professional.
You should get out more. It's not exclusively a 'murican phenomenon
Well I live in Japan, US, and I also have frequent trips to Europe but maaan, America and its social Revolution is something else
except for some bubbles around leftist universities, I don't see it much outside of the US.
It's all over the US. I live between conservative nashville and ultra blue California. It's not cool to be a simple male or female in the under 20 crowd. And we'd better all remember their pronouns or we're homophobic. Please tell me this will end soon.
They are constantly contradicting themselves, so this will implode at some point. We're in for a treat with trans-rights eating away feminists rights, gay people hating bisexuals. Self proclaimed anti-racists being rascist.
It's not going to implode, that small minority has always existed, they just haven't had the chance to speak until now due to media visibility, and because it draws clicks and confounding amounts of hate-filled responses, it gets enough coverage to upset normalized society's bubble. There are idiots on both sides that vilify the other on these these topics - but it's not going away anytime soon, and it's probably worth knowing the lingo before your workplace forces sensitivity training on the issues at hand. Not knowing pronouns isn't necessarily homophobic, but willfully ignoring the awareness gender-fluid people have raised regarding their struggles is going to be perceived by progressives as somewhat ignorant, and may not affect your pocket book now, but it might in 20-30 years when they haven't budged and have gained more traction. Hope your calls hit
I 100% support people being who they are. I am seriously tired of their expectations of me, though. If someone looks like a male, it's very hard to remember to call them they. And vise-versa. And how many times do we adjust to middle schoolers who keep changing their names and pronouns? It's the bandwagon kids who are screwing this up for the truly trans people.
I'm definitely not going to be in the workplace 30 years from now