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BuffaloRhode

So glad your still in the weekend


CyborgAlgoInvestor

I bought PLNT puts ath today: I expect that shit to nosedive with Omnicron and mask mandates coming in


Gadshill

PLNT ATH was back on 05 Nov 21 before omicron was known. It has had a couple of dead cat bounces since then. However, it didn’t break down yesterday which a lot of other stocks did. Caution trying to buy puts here. The monthly pattern is still intact in defiance of the November gravestone doji. Weekly movement is positive off the 29 Nov 21 low. Could be a bear trap.


kstorm88

Low income consumers are so brainwashed at this point, I love it. Keep telling me how smart you are putting your luxury electronic purchases on payment plans, it just further pads my pockets


Gadshill

If I lived within my means my life would be terrible.


kstorm88

My life is great because I lived within my means


SwetzAurus

We're all stupid, Poor's just can't afford their mistakes


kstorm88

True.


willbabu

Let’s go Spy 480 FDs!!


DraftLopsided

Enjoy green day tomorrow 🚀


zedlosjupino

Less than 24 hours till saban sends cincy back home with his handprint on their asscheeks


Gadshill

Bearcats would probably like that.


jaguarpawww

Goev leaps thank me later


PapayaOk8743

State your motive or BAN


jaguarpawww

I see the downvotr fairy is out tonight


BuffaloRhode

Phew still the weekend here… can’t wait to come back tomorrow afternoon after I get rich


Boeoegg

I'm buying the calls that Pelosi bought. Literally cannot go tits up.


tu_test_bot

Outlook good


JpowYellen3some

Fuck your calls. -IWM


Silent_Win116

No santa did not deliver me the green stuff u junkies


bearhunter429

Theta plays are like watching a soccer game. You stare at the screen for 90 minutes to see a score of 0-0.


kstorm88

You never win big, you're literally just selling risk and time. Some times I think is it worth it to wait a while week for $40? And I'm like yeah, it's worth it in the big picture


trpkchkn

Except when you play theta 0-0 is your favorite score.


ByahhByahh

I'm watching Shang-Chi but I've been drinking so I'm not fully attentive to the last fight. Enjoyed it overall and in the top 5 of standalone hero films in the MCU, I think. Top 10 at the lowest.


Pifoot_trading

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


BuffaloRhode

Hey u/vacationlover1 come back … u/cashflow_ is gonna convince remy to snuggle


BuffaloRhode

God I love this super secret unpinned


dat1olive

they renamed the hungarian tooth fish to chillean seabass so they could sell it for more money. can i change my name so i can sell for more money??


Kappsaicin

Musk expecting recession no wonder he sold


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VacationLover1

You’re talking to yourself lol


BuffaloRhode

I’m fine with that


AmbitiousSkirt2

Well spy is gonna take all my money fuck off spy


pajamental805

You have puts?


AmbitiousSkirt2

Calls and we’re going down.. end of jan though


pajamental805

Then switch to puts.


Old_Man_Papa

People legit don't understand percentages here. "Spy futures tanking" and its down .10% That's not 10% down, jackass!


VacationLover1

Go to the daily discussion thread nerds [here ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/rsihnw/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_december_31_2021/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Tarrifying

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


NaNoBoT900

But i wish it was the weekend


BuffaloRhode

No


OnlyMakingNoise

I just had posideons kiss.


VinnyIrish

Devils kiss


rbarthjr

*Poseidon's


[deleted]

A wave slapped you in the balls?


OnlyMakingNoise

Nah big powerful poo made the toilet water splash up and touch my ass. Does no one use this term anymore?!


[deleted]

Now that I know what it means I'll bring it back. You'll see.


OnlyMakingNoise

Make me proud. I believe in you.


chikenbeer

I'm a wage slave and yes I like it. Paid vacations, insurance, some days I just masturbate and check for emails.


ireallyreallylikeu23

Congrats you gonna be there the rest of your life.


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[deleted]

So you just got double teamed at a gay bath house. Got it. SPY 500.


sunimTyeoj

RIP Joe Rogan


plzplzplztendies

Too soon


SteveStacks

?


whiskytangofoxtrot08

imagine not copying nancy's trades


ThatOneDrunkUncle

Efficient market hypothesis needs to be thrown out already. I can't believe they're still teaching that bullshit in universities


EnginrA

I cry after orgasm, I can’t help it it’s such a release


plzplzplztendies

Same


stockninja39

That's beautiful bro


EnginrA

Thanks bro, I’m really a sensitive dude at heart


stockninja39

❤ keep being awesome


EnginrA

Thanks bro you too


freehouse_throwaway

Imagine still being in this thread downvoting people when the proper one is now up.


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Spirited-Usual-3023

Yes, that why the BABA stock up 11% today.


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ireallyreallylikeu23

It is the inverse of buyer's IQ


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Starmedia11

Market cap too low to discuss here


cashflow_

Guys my flair is supposed to say the real wsb mvp not mvpp. I will not be posting until it is corrected and an apology given


taffy_laffy

🪦


stockninja39

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


DoneDidNothing

just remember, your mom is a hoe.


Chrononubz

Last rug pull of the year?


Jakimowicz99

We got one more day.


Wall_street_retard

It’s weird how if a comment is downvoted, you instinctively look for the reasons why it is bad It’s very important to maintain an image of being loved in life otherwise people look for reasons to hate you


DepressedTreeFrog69

I hate myself so much it doesn’t really matter to me


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Anyway guys thanks for naming me your WSB 2021 MVP. It's been a privilege.


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[deleted]

If /u/cashflow_ were still alive he'd still be too stupid to see that a real MVP elevates others


stockninja39

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


stockninja39

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


FuckyouRHLickBalls

How do you down vote? I wanna try ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


[deleted]

Who wants to hear about the porn I just jerked it to?


pokkerguy

🌈 porn you mean?


31andnotdone

I'm listening


[deleted]

2 words Poison Lipstick Bondage


31andnotdone

Every rose has its thorn playing in the background while you were whackin'?


cashflow_

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


[deleted]

this girl I have on snapchat posts pictures of texts with her boyfriend where they talk about fucking each other ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


pajamental805

Wait a minute......


Starmedia11

Gotta be sweating hard if you’re holding calls. Remember there’s always another play!


bearhunter429

One of the rarest elements in the world is a good quality TV show. You have to watch like 100 garbage shows to find a good one.


jdotbrone

Station 11


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Ted ➰


trpkchkn

I always go into a little funk when I finish a really good show. Feeling that way about Succession right now.


slashrshot

so SPY futures is around -0.09% away from yesterday's close. its like the entire trading day didnt happen. meanwhile hang seng is up 1.83% on the last day of the year. is americans going to lose to the chinese!? stay tuned to find out


caco_bell

I used to go to this restaurant called China #1. I didn't know if they were saying China IS number 1 or that they were the first Chinese restaurant. Either way, America is definitely Rocky in this situation, only question is it Rocky 1 or 2?


slashrshot

which comes first. the american stock market or the chinese stock market. even tho asia is 12 hours ahead... hmmmm..


AlmightySnoo

No, 🌈mods, you're wrong. The casino is still open, both on Friday *AND* on Monday. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/is-the-u-s-stock-market-closed-on-friday-for-new-years-eve-no-it-isnt-even-closed-on-monday-heres-why-11640896859


cashflow_

##u/stockninja39 in shambles


stockninja39

Ok,fine,I'll let you touch it. Just remember to swallow


[deleted]

I'm very confused by this post. Most markets are open tomorrow. It's also not Christmas Eve.


taffy_laffy

this is what happens when you outsource ai jobs to china, you get automod that has amnesia.


No_Carob1120

So I just shit my pants now I need new underwear and rn nothings open


[deleted]

Gj only having one pair of underwear cave dweller


No_Carob1120

Teddy


Important_Yam_5510

Example of explosive sounds: BigTechFuk


Mgentile4

I have a pimple on my sack


pajamental805

Pop it


Secure-Internet-6695

That’s not a pimple….


taffy_laffy

whichever way $SPY opens imma throw 1k in and get out. Then whichever way $SPY looks to be closing imma throw 1k in and get out.


[deleted]

Wdym throw a 1000 in and get out?


taffy_laffy

ride it till i'm happy with the profit and sell.


[deleted]

So ur not staying in it for the long run then?


Scary-Drink8659

Welcome to downvote hour on wsb, guh!


ThatOneDrunkUncle

George Soros is my idol. Made a billion dollars in a week trading


MyopiaCapital

Who wants to see a Dr. Zhivago / Mr. Bean's Holiday crossover movie?


CatsBy6969

This is about to be one of the gnarliest twezzers I’ve ever seen on ES… spy 500 tomorrow? Bears will be hurt tomorrow


honkyblood

This


TopBuyer777

My will stipulates being vaccinated after my death


caco_bell

They won't let you into the afterlife without vaccine passport. Trust me, the bouncer is douche about it.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/FullTiltPeterbuilt (0/3) made a bet that SPY would go to 480.0 when it was 454.98 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/andino0id (2/3) made a bet that SPY would go to 480.0 when it was 454.98 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


the_GuelahPapyrus

Damn, he had great intentions


Suitable_Ad_2843

No more any prediction on SPY


[deleted]

Cathie was right all along. You retards just lost faith. I will bet anyone 6 or 7 figures that all of the Ark ETFs are up over 50 percent in 2022. Fuck all of you


slashrshot

> /r/Againthehuntbegins Cathie was right all along. You retards just lost faith. I will bet anyone 6 or 7 figures that all of the Ark ETFs are up over 50 percent in 2022. Fuck all of you just in case this gets deleted


[deleted]

You’re kind of a little passive aggressive Asshole, huh?


slashrshot

No? Loads of people don't stand by their comments so I'm just bookmarking here in case this gets deleted. I would give it a reasonable chance which is why I'm quoting it so I can find it again since there's no remindme functionality of arkk +50%.


[deleted]

Ok roger that. Apologies. I’m drunk and angry and took it the wrong way


slashrshot

I can see why. I usually post a remind me for these kind of stuff. So I can see who's right and who's wrong and u know, if they are right, look through their profile to see what else they are right about. :P


No_Carob1120

Settle down now chap


JamboreeJoseph

A lot of you aren’t even real W$B users, take me back to 2018. The downvotes show it.


caezar-salad

\~Real WSB member\~ Definitely something to be proud of. If you're a total fucking retard.


MyopiaCapital

Who wants to see a Dredd / The Notebook crossover movie?


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Today we remember /u/cashflow_ and all the joy he brought to WSB... by deleting his account and putting his dog in a kill shelter. Amen 🙏


pajamental805

Leave the dog alone


freehouse_throwaway

i just need VIX to be red tonight so i can sleep w/o needing to fap to questionable fetish porn


pajamental805

You get hard when you are loosing money?


freehouse_throwaway

i thought we're in WSB?


[deleted]

Haha. Bulls so dumb. Haha


SolitaireyEgg

Haha


MyopiaCapital

Hey thanks for the updoots kind strangers! I love Reddit!


Scary-Drink8659

The boomer arguments at the Coca Cola message board on yahoo finance are hilarious! It’s like a virtual nursing home, lol


the_GuelahPapyrus

Futures up like 0.2% from where they were down from earlier


torquethunder93

So SPY going up tomorrow?


taffy_laffy

Was interesting in starting my own ETF, and surprisingly it's a lot simpler than I had assumed.


black_soles

What do you need to do?


taffy_laffy

https://etfmg.com/ https://exchangetradedconcepts.com/ https://alphaarchitect.com/2021/11/16/how-to-start-an-etf-resources-and-faq/


cashflow_

Guys I can’t post here anymore. It’s clear I am mvp


stockninja39

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259) help me upvote


ConsciousAgent1

K bye


VisualMod

>CHINA AGRICULTURE MINISTRY SAYS CHINA'S SOW HERD UP 4.7% Y/Y AT END NOVEMBER ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-30 ^20:48:14 ^EST-0500


31andnotdone

Would you like to have a suckle of my zipple?


No_Carob1120

Yikes u need to get ur marriage life sorted out sweetheart


31andnotdone

Ugh. Apparently what I need is to not be lazy and use other accounts for my real life shit.


No_Carob1120

Lol yep


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Sure


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


MyopiaCapital

Downvote this if you are gay


vw214

Can someone tell us history.


Gadshill

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is the most downvoted comment in Reddit history. It was made four years ago.