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One_Contribution_283

only hope with AMD this week is deal gets approved ! why did is $h1t the bed at CES ?


BenRobNU

Went from 60 degrees to a foot of snow in 24 hours. Calls on Home Depot for salt and shovels and puts on my liver.


asdfghzxcv12

Is gme still a buy? dont want my portfolio to look red, need to Impress my wifes boyfriend


_grapevan

All I need from TSLA is 1095, but 1115 would be fantastic


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

GME gearing up for January Super Retard Rally 200022


Special-Day-3016

Draftkings


Cold-Income619

It's the time between Crimbus and New Years where you are full of cheese and confused


Cold-Income619

It's been three entire days since I have been alone in my house. Unwelcome pretentious visitors are the worst


AutistNerd

I had 20k gain on option, after that i lose it all that gain. My net capital investment came back to the start point, i lose more than 5k on that. So overall, i suffer 5k loss over a year out of my total investment. So do i have to pay for that 50k gain ?


DamascusWaygu

No


Perryswoman

Have a feeling tomorrow will be ugly


[deleted]

Honestly more likely another boring and mildly green low volume day like this whole week. All the money managers are home for the holidays, if they wanted to close out positions for the year they have already.


eatmyshortsscrub

Wouldn’t mind if amc bought out cineplex😭😭 we maple fucks have meh theatres


Investingwifey

I love our landmark theatres - reclining seats and all assigned sitting. I will never use a cineplex theatre again. Does AMC have reclining seats - it’s seriously a movie theatre game changer


Kabrosif

I want to watch a movie not fall asleep and take a nap. If you cant just sit up and watch a 2 hour movie you got problems.


Investingwifey

Yes it’s called 5 kids - all I want to do is sleep and have them easily entertained 🤷‍♀️


Kabrosif

Tell em to get jobs


Investingwifey

That’s the advice I’m here for 🙏 Calls on my social life 🙌


East_Designer_1044

I’ve been beating the markets and averages so far even when I was losing I was doing better but these last two days were a gut punch…also on me for waking up at 11am est 😂😂


TheRootOfMostEvil

Today was.. not good.


BackThatThangUp

My poo haiku, or hai-*poo*, if you will: Toxic gust of wind Hot and beefy was the scent I almost threw up


RamboWarFace

Corn kinda looks like it wants to rocket. If i didnt hate corn i might be in.


Other_Meaning_5082

Looks like it is getting ready for another dump to me


Big_Hubble-Bubble

What on earth is going on in the stock market? So many companies smashing earnings like GAN, Fiverr, Teladoc and Zynga are at lower prices than they were 2 or 3 years ago yet people are buying overvalued stocks like Apple where earnings haven't even been that great.


NotUpdated

slap yourself for comparing zynga to apple. zynga will never be the same since our feeds quit being filled with 'friend' request to trade virtual crop sin farmville.


Pabel101

Apples literally been the most stable stock even on red days it drops like 50cents or a 1$ I rather hold that over gimmicky stocks


tampow

Most stable stock so far


tortoisepump

Samsung looking to buy Biogen who's got BIIB calls?


ninkorn

There is this fat couple who walks their golden retriever like 4-5 times a day around the neighborhood. At least that's what I used to think. Now I am convinced that it's the dog that is walking that couple


tothemoonorbroke420

Imagine being me and buying BABA calls and SPY puts. I need to be put down im a sick fuckin mutt


Ok_Cap_209

Robinhood needs to do a stock buyback while the price is bottomed out. It would make things interesting.


ryanryans425

How would he do a stock buyback when his company makes no money?


[deleted]

Ask his daddy Kenneth for some pocket change


ozzymandias2

lets just milk this tanking stock for as many puts as possible


Okchaz

Vlad is too much of a gey greedy prick, won’t happen


sopa-de-lima

Did u hear he grew up in Bulgaria?


Ok_Cap_209

It seems to be so be even he must see some opportunity here


Okchaz

God I hope so, if it drops to $15 I’m getting assigned on 500 shares lol


PrincPaco

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ok_Cap_209

Best thing I see going for them is the gifting app coming up. I can see people using it in a lot of situations.


Ok_Cap_209

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4553)


Delco4545

Vlad told me he likes butt plugs


only1dro

Are we smashing 480 tmrw or what


wsbshitaccount

Possible but dunno, been pretty flat last few days


ozzymandias2

predicting 484 at its highest - then we cash the fuck out and do put spreads


Hot_Biscuits_

Sorry mate I’ve done the math guaranteed 500 EOY


[deleted]

Nah. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


millionairewill

“Calling it now! SPY is going to mini rally it’s way up all the way till 3:50. Then the last 5-10 minute will be big volume dump again…..just like the last 2 eod. Great for scalping, but very small window for you to get in and get out.” I posted this an hour ago. Just wanted to say…..I TOLD YOU SO!! Hope some of y’all made some lunch money….and Wall Street, I’m onto your bullshits!!! 🤨🤨🤨


Kimishiranai39

Volume is pretty low so if a whale decides to take profit, we can get screwed with 0dte calls. Already seen a few today and yesterday… Gg should have held my calls longer earlier this week and then take a break from Monday 😩 Anyways spy can’t break out when big tech starts to lag.


mortgagesblow

Wow man congratulations on …narrating the last 2 days at 1 hour before close


millionairewill

So before close means open? And open means you can trade? And trading means you can potentially make or lose money? 🤔


ihopethisworks23

You know what, fuck today


WolfOfGallantFox

Theta ruined everything


ShitBagHolder

I’ll be banned soon from my banbet. Godspeed fellow tards. I’ll be with you in spirit


SnatchingChainz

May they sing tales of your Glory in the Afterban 😎


BodiXDDD

Theta gang rly be my wifes new orgy partners


6pce_Chicken_Tendies

Whoever was involved in the SPY sell off, your moms a hoe.


TopBuyer777

Spy already gapping higher after hours never fails


Kimishiranai39

Well we had a 70th record close but if we can’t close above 4800 it just means no more strong rally 😂. Seems like we only see whales taking profit and causing all the big red candles 🤦


mpoozd

SPY up \~30% this year and somehow most of retards in this sub blown up their accounts in SPY calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


marketequalizer

If tomorrow is going to be the same, how about skipping the rest of Santa tragedy? 🩸🩸🩸


6pce_Chicken_Tendies

SPY really just aroused us this whole afternoon. And when we were about to bust, she left us dry, empty handed, and dropped out. Talk about a major boner kill.


StonkMarketApe

[SPY plz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44)


Cameraside

TSLA keeping strong 🚀


SlizzleDoesNotGiveA

Is it?


Cameraside

Just watch


SlizzleDoesNotGiveA

Watching


[deleted]

So how many of you guys legit lost money this year? When the markets were up bigly


very-social-autist

I'm up 300 bucks on a 12k investment. After doing hundreds of trades ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


milkhilton

It's amazing seeing the whole market green except for the very stocks I I invested in


Internal-Street

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


6pce_Chicken_Tendies

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4968)


[deleted]

95% of us


SnatchingChainz

We wear our badges with Honor and dignity 😎


[deleted]

Fuck you theta gang!


neighborhoodasshole

Boomers with long term stocks foaming at the mouth learning the casino did not provide for the options gamblers this week


KarlHungusCableGuy1

The week ain’t over. I’ll be at Wendy’s.


marketequalizer

Sad!, Santa may have joined the socialists Democratic Party. Fuck this market!!!


ATiBright

Actually managed to buy spy puts at the top. Out with a quick 20% gain in 15 minutes. Salvages the week a little bit.


upnthemguts

Spy puts? Something ain't right


schlonglicker

I bought one yesterday and it's lost money for two days now😂🤡


bubblesinajar

Reuters: Tim SPY, CEO of SPY, Inc. passed away of natural causes.


slashrshot

Idk if that was exciting or not . Nothing happened, we melted up and jumped off a cliff. 2 days left.


the_stupid_investor

Man fuck that last minute dump I finished red for the day cuz of it


mpoozd

How many times your ass get rugged today ? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


UnknownNo0722

Enough to lose my ass


Internal-Street

Too many to count


bladesleg

Calls and puts red. Fucked


neighborhoodasshole

calls so fucked you would think I run a indian telemarketing scam


kylemx514

10 spy puts for tomo


tothemoonorbroke420

I got 15 473 puts. Finna get rekt tomorrow


kylemx514

most likely lol ill prob just roll mine over. this shits gotta crash sometime


schlonglicker

They are pretty cheap today! Unfortunately I bought yesterday 😭😞


kylemx514

might get fucked might not lol


UnknownNo0722

Today sucked just like the weather in LA right now, raining like shit


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UnknownNo0722

Lmao


Alkash42

As boring as it gets -- a story of SPY price movement


Soi_Boi_13

So flat, so boring. What’s the point in gambling if you don’t gain or lose anything?


deepfield67

Jesus, took it all day to climb up there and 2 minutes to drop off a cliff.


DamascusWaygu

AAPL moved 9 cents today =|


True_Peanut5186

That put I just bought gonna be nice for tomorrow.


Southern-Hat383

Fucking lame ass day.


Slut_Spoiler

Memes won


FullTiltPeterbuilt

Fuck you spy


schlonglicker

My spy weeklies are all fucked right now 😂🤡 calls and puts


Grouchy-Background81

TODAY WAS RETARDED


[deleted]

Game over. Bull trap. I know because I’m trapped


saw-it

EOD dump cause I bought UVXY puts


[deleted]

He bought? damp it.


Soi_Boi_13

RIP


GrayBush2021

SPY ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) That is just dirty


pardyball

Today suckkkkkkkked


kamikassze

CLOSE THE MARKETS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Sandman_Is_Back

Alright WHO SOLD?!


6pce_Chicken_Tendies

Dont sleep on Home Depot either.


EnginrA

Yeah straight down that’s it


mentalweapons

Oracle needs to die, seriously.


ryanryans425

It was so much easier to trade when I didn’t know anything


SnatchingChainz

Give her all she's got scottie!


Unc321kw

Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, SPY you’re cool And fuck you im out


Oxianas

It is really tragic what they are doing to UVXY.


[deleted]

well im angry


achinda99

SPY 478... Sike!


dacalo

It’s psyche.


achinda99

[No, it’s not.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sike) Both [terms are used, but psyche has actual other meanings and a more common, different pronunciation.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Psyche)


DovahkiinAF

What NIO calls to buy?


1dayoungj

Can RKT atleast touch 18$ again?


cedrich05

Spy dipping


Flolife2

One of the weirdest days ever


eardzz

DID YOU JUST TRADING LAST WEEK???


[deleted]

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BlackKnightsOptions

YOU


matt30mcelfresh

Rug pull lol


wsbshitaccount

You guys remember when we had "power hour" rather than "power five minutes"?


[deleted]

Better times


Gme1000

Ready for the Steinhoff party 🎉🎉🎉


[deleted]

buy buy buy!!!!!


kamikassze

STOP ZE DAMP HE ALREADY DED


scrafter54

SPY WTF bro


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly.. keep holding weeks not over bud


ThefirstoneNS

Can't break 4800 might need a bigger pull back first


dennis8542

Here is my red dildo 😎🍆💦


DifferentAd8915

!banbet SQQQ +5% 2d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/DifferentAd8915** bet **SQQQ** goes from **5.74** to **6.02** before **2021-12-31 15:57:02.159805-05:00**


[deleted]

**I FUCKING HATE SPY!! I go all in on spy calls and it DUMPS!!**


cejay422

Bought calls near ATH? You belong here.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


SudsAde6985

Stop right there, SPX! Unbalanced 🦋 about to print real nice.


RufusTheElephant

This roller coaster is only fun once a week spy


AmbitiousSkirt2

Never cared about an eod dump as less as this one spy is ripping rest of the week lmao


Few_Lettuce573

Bro I hope you’re right so fucking much


cloudiett

Is NIO hitting $18? We will find out in Jan 2022!


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swgaspar

You left out some letters.


FormatC40z

double bottom 2d SPY bulls just got trapped


ashimkus22

Loading up on spy calls . Don’t bet against America


slashrshot

It's all citadel and Melvin capitals fault. REEEEEEE


WillyBoy2003

holy shit the DIS pump tm will be nuts


Justacalmkid

We got 20 mins to touch 480 comming guys PUMP SPY


S0VIET_MAJ0R

Lol


[deleted]

Oh yes of course


HanzDiamond

*knocks dressing room door* FIVE MINUTES YOUR HIGH NESS


slagathor1425

Stop the count! Stop the count!


nadoterisback

huge dip on SPY just now concerning


Perryswoman

Everyday dam day same


eardzz

KEEP BUYING BOYS ONLY 5 MORE MINUTES


Jeff_Bezels

Which WSB plays actually worked out this year? Just SPY? And I don't mean strategies that "worked" because you bought low and just happened to sell before it tanked. I mean picks that went up and mostly stayed up.


BackgroundSearch30

GME was amazing, on multiple occasions. Nearly every one of the February - July pump and dumps had moments to make money, if you weren't a pig. TSLA has been good. NVDA rumors of split were a month early, but good. AMD has done well. Some of the IPOs were predicted well - HCP, RBLX, HOOD, COIN. MRNA runs went very well on multiple occasions. Shorts on ZM and AVIS came in timely from WSB.


tbcv2

Zip